Who poor here?
I haven't eaten in three days.
Don't they got food stamps in Canada?
>>55433398
i thought most people here were rich private school old boys like me
How do you even end up poor in Canada?
Doesn't everyone here live with their parents?
>>55433419
I'm on disability but it barely even covers rent.
>>55433468
Schizophrenia.
>>55433398
Dumpster diving for delicious foods behind supermarkets. soup kitchens, and food pantries.
You must go find ze foods.
>>55433398
Tim Hortons throws trash bags of donuts away when they bake fresh batches. Go get you some pastries.
>>55433627
Supermarkets all switched to garbage compactors over liability issues. I already hit up all the food banks this month and the soup kitchen food is so disgusting I'd rather starve. I've got some fat to burn anyway.
>>55433398
You should work to overthrow your capitalist government. It's the cause of all your problems.
>>55433554
What do you see?
>>55433398
>Canada.
>Surrounded by lush fauna/flora just begging to have their deliciousness hunted/gathered down and cooked.
>"I haven't eaten in three days."
This is why no country takes you seriously Canada. Jesus Christ. No Canada, I'm not poor because I come from countries made of crafty and cunning survivors.
>>55433554
>Schizophrenia.
Better learn how some homeless survival tips ASAP. You all end up on the streets eventually, genetic deadend.
>owning an internet connection and a computer/smartphone
>poor
>>55433703
I used to be a baker there. Old donuts go in the same bags as regular trash and they lock up their umpsters.
I got a server job at a popular sports restaurant here about two months ago after 3 years of being NEET. Holy hell is this good money...I just got home from a 6 hour shift where I made $210 in tips. On a Tuesday. It's been pretty routine for me to make $150+ a night working 5-7 hour shifts. I'll bring in ~$260 a night on weekends.
Shit, it isn't wall street money, but I consistently grab more a week than my "young professional" friends.
Point is: it's easy as FUCK to find a high paying job. Even in the lowly confines of the service industry. Fucking apply yourself, you lazy piece of shit
>>55433917
>being from france
>not sucking dicks
>>55433783
Didn't you guys do that once? How did it work out?
>>55433398
>pays for internet. no food
>>55433398
Lipton noodle ramen is 10 cents a pack and is a full bowl meal especially if you add an egg in or rice. Rice costs $20 for a huge sack that will last over two months or more and expand any food you have.
You can spend $1 and be full and happy here, I assume something similar is in Canada. You need to be better at being poor my friend.
>>55433814
Depends on how psychotic I am. Just mild patterns usually.
>>55433398
>Work shitty dead end factory job recruited through agency
>Coming to end of my 12 week contract so they put me on spares
>Wake up at 4am every day to cycle to work for 6
>Turn up just to clock in for 15 minutes so they can tell me they have no work for me today
>This has been happening for 3 weeks now
the last 2 weeks I've been meant to work 6-2 all week
>Managed to get 4 hours this monday
fucking 0 hour contracts, they're giving all the work to part time teens, I'm considering signing on to the gyro which pains me, I hate the idea of leeching
>>55433997
/thread
>>55433904
What am I supposed to do? Buy a rifle and hitchhike out to the wilderness and hunt moose?
>>55433917
>>55433982
I get internet and electricity in my rent. My computer doesn't cost me anything.
>>55433997
>Buy beans
>Buy rice
This is literally everything you need to survive and it will cost you like 30 dollar money / month
>>55433961
>luckily beats others who have applied for same position
>it was because i applied myself!
getting an entry job is all about luck. youre not amazing or unique. you just caught a break. since you are NEET you lived off your parents then? you should just shut the fuck up and give your job to someone who isnt some privileged white like yourself. a cultural person with your job would do wonders for this world. those other rich sacks of shit who eat that this restaurant of yours will benefit from such exposure with a person of disadvantaged color. just go back to playing video games and dont show your ugly grin outside ever again. we dont need more people like you breeding out legged shits...
move to a place with a cheaper rent
>>55433398
>Hitchhike to a nearby campus
>Claim it's a hungerstrike in solidarity with hungrynegro in Missouri
>become famous
>be fed forever
You're welcome.
>Hello I'll be your server today. Please excuse me for not having shaved or bathed in two weeks. Before you order would you like to hear about the worldwide communist gangster computer god?
>>55434052
Are you in the prairies?
>>55434052
>He thinks hunting can only be done with a rifle.
Ignoring the fact that you literally have food in your backyard. Your main problem is that you most likely have this mentality that life just has to eventually give you a break and give you what you think you deserve out of your situation. NOPE. Everyone has problems Inuit, some worse then yours, and they don't let that ruin the one life they have (pic seriously fuckin' related).
Your Personal Fable is a lie.
>>55434227
>>55433997
>>55434099
Google "appetite fatigue" and "rabbit starvation". You've obviously never been broke for more than a couple months.
>>55434133
I live in BC. To get cheaper rent I'd have to move to another province meaning Id lose my disability income or move to a rural area meaning I'd have no transportation or get a roommate which hasn't gone well in the past because I'm schizophrenic.
>>55434169
yup
>>55434205
No BC coast.
>>55434227
I can't legally own a firearm. I don't have a backyard. Trapping animals here is poaching.
I don't have a Jennifer Connley wife to financially support me while I spend all day in the library and teach one class a week and win a Novel Prize for a paper I wrote before my breakdown.
>>55434523
>Those excuses.
>>55433950
That's terrible. We don't do that here. Separate bag, only food, no chemicals on it. Also: Panera gives away leftover food at closing time.
>>55433398
Just go to a restaurant and do a runner before the check comes.
>>55433398
How much weight have you lost breh
>>55434557
I always find it funny when people like you think they have my life all figured out.
>>55434333
I considered doing it myself, but I'm a known activist and agent-provocateur.
>>55434523
Get your ass to a college town/campus area. College hippies are total suckers for this stuff. You could live like a king with some decent /lit/ and /pol/ chops. Learn to do the Madman-Priest like Kerry Thornley did and you could be on the gravy train for life.
I'm another homeless schizophrenic Canadian, where do i check in this thread?
>>55433814
>What do you see?
>Canada
hehe
>>55433398
How much u get for disability? I could get on it pretty easily
>>55433398
I'm about to put some whole potatoes in the over, skin and all, with nothing else.
>>55433501
I live in Azeroth man
>>55434722
coat them bitches in a little oil and rub with some salt. Jacket potatoes are so much better that way. Just because you got the french flag wrong doesn't mean you can't learn to cook properly.
I'm frugal. I try to spend less than 1 dollar a day on food.
>>55434761
thanks bro
>>55434601
A pound maybe.
>>55434660
Eh I'm really uncharismatic and unattractive. I could probably be a writer though.
>>55433398
Bro, you need to eat once in a while, but not necessarily every day.
I'm in the same ship, benefits barely give me enough for the month, but I plan it out.
I cook every second or third day, and that lasts me for two days.
In between proper meals, I just eat toast.
It's worked so far, and it allows me to spend money on weed.
>>55434782
Always keep your potato skins on. That's where all the nutrition is.
>buying into the jewish myth that you need to eat every day
Let me guess, you dumbshits also shower every day?
Keep wasting your money while the Jews profit. All the smart Red Pilled National Socialist/White Supremacists like me have already stopped eating, drinking and showering a long time ago. Pick up on it you blue pilled sheep.
>>55433398
given there are soup kitchens
and shelters in canada
and the fact you are using a computer
with access to the internet
tells us you are full of shit
>>55434711
$910/month in BC
>>55434914
>This
When are you keks going to learn how to photosynthesise?
>>55434882
Read up about Kerry Thornley some time. Especially his life in Little Five Points in Atanta.
Kerry was almost certainly schizophrenic, though he was never formally diagnosed due to his legitimate fear of the government and being manipulated. He's also a profoundly important figure in American counter culture from the early 60's through to today.
>>55434921
Why would I need a shelter when I have a home? And like I said earlier I don't go to the soup kitchen because I'd rather not eat than go there. The computer thing has already been addressed too.
>>55434914
I thought kikes got rich from stealing shit tons of money
>>55434853
Wow and how about strenght or muscle.do you think that is a viable way to lose fat
HOLY FUCK I have 100$ in my account I didn't know I had. fUCK all ya faggets I'm going to Timmy's!!!!!
>>55435258
You lose a pound of muscle for every two pounds of fat so it's not s good way to lose weight unless you're a gril
>>55435397
So yer getting weaker ey.Better eat something then pal.Stole smt maybe?
>>55433398
>I haven't eaten in three days.
Are you in Van?
>>55433704
Sucks to be you m8 my GF came back from taking our daughter to school and she had fetched me a bacon and susagge sandwich
>>55435770
Please tell me this is a joke ?
>>55433398
Fuck you. No one has to go hungry in north america. I was absolutely destitute years ago. But was too full of pride to accept government assistance because that's the same as being a primitive nigger. I lived off of stream/lake caught fish and ditch asparagus for almost a year, before I got my shit together and got a real paying job. Being poor in a first wold nation is a fucking choice.
>>55435770
to be hungry and fat how un fair
>>55433783
Hahahahaha
>Canada
>Capitalist government
>>55435353
Go to Swiss Chalet you fucking jackass!
>>55433917
Muzzies and shitskins are full of smartphones too. Doesn't mean they're not poor.
>>55434169
Only works if you're not white.
i didn't eat for a week once, drink alot sugar water to get energy, lost 8 kg.
>>55435770
Whats her name, shes hot as fuck
>>55438280
>I want what you're smoking
>>55438134
What is an obamaphone?
>>55438280
You'd need a crane and a team of workmen to even see her cunt
>>55433398
I grew up poor. it's not as bad as people say it is.
>>55434897
This.
>>55433398
Yet you have enough money to pay internet connection to shitpost here?
>>55433554
Sucks to suck.
>>55434897
>>55438915
This.
Is why your fucking poor. On benefits and still buying drugs. You don't need drugs DUDE WEED LAMO
>>55438957
Canada has free internet.
>>55434617
You are schizophrenic, clearly you don't have it figured out.
>is mentally ill
>asks for advice
>gets offended
>doesn't take advice
Have fun being poor you smuck.
>>55435353
Spend it more wisely! You will be hungry again!!!
