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It just doesn't end.
http://www.nme.com/filmandtv/news/ryan-reynolds-deadpool-will-be-pansexual-director-/392193
Two questions:
1. What makes this character different from Spiderman?
2. What is "pansexual"?
3. Why should anyone give a shit?
>>55431225
>Capeshit
Not even once
>>55431328
Deadpool is an insane wolverine zombie with swords, not a whiny teenager with extra sticky cum on his hands
>>55431225
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Deadpool was married to that Demon chick.
>>55431225
You are talking about a guy who wants to bone the personification of death, a man who by all accounts is insane.
You surprised that he would fuck anything that moves?
Deadpool was never wholesome.
Just means he will womanize women and womanly men.
>>55431408
He is but the way things are going a divorce might happen in the near future, and demon chick will not be in the movie.
>>55431418
But not in the name of social justice.
>>55431408
He dated literal death, Old deadpool was good, new deadpool is shit, i wish i still had the /co/ guide to deadpool because most faggots now still believe he is just stupid internet culture.
He used to have an actual character but I guess it was just too edgy and not RANDUM enough to sell.
A nutjob comic book character doing nutjob things. Big surprise.
>>55431225
deadpool is literally reddit: the character, so I dont know why anyone is surprised by this.
>>55431405
>extra sticky cum on his hands
>>55431457
Who said anything about social justice, and if you are that desperate to tie social justice to this then just ask yourself this. Is it social justice to have a pansexual represented by an insane man?
>>55431471
>new deadpool is shit
Only the Way run, but the run after that was fucking great and the new post Secret Wars run has potential as well.
>>55431487
Says some retarded spic who probably doesn't even read comic books.
The jews ruined deadpool.
>>55431225
Fuck. Why does everything and everyone need to be "sexual"? Who gives a shit about your sexuality when you're killing motherfuckers in their beds?
>>55431225
Of course they had to add something.
Just Hollywood and Marvel being faggy again.
>>55431225
You do realize that deadpool loves himself some fuckin' pancakes.
>pansexual
>pancakes
>>55431328
Pansexual is any hole's a goal.
>>55431551
this t b h, kazoku
>>55431547
It's been a couple years, plus marvel has gotten really really bad of late.
I am not even talking about sjw shit, they have meme spouting characters and shit arcs.
I have been mostly been reading old indie comics from the 90s lately.
>>55431225
>> literally anyone
>> believing the Deadpool movie isn't going to be a trainwreck
A bunch of normalfag leghumpers have been riding the deadpool train for the last few years because of that gay Wolverine movie. They don't give a shit about anything but sounding cool and seeing shitty super hero blockbuster movies so they can say they're nerds and being nerdy is kewl, dood.
Deadpool isn't a faggot but he's sure as fuck confused and deranged. He's hit on plenty of male characters and I wouldn't be surprised if he wouldn't fuck literally anything.
>>55431225
>2015
>still watching openly anti-European capeshit.
>>55431551
mad af desu senpai lmao
>>55431328
Pansexual means bi and likes trannies too.
isnt that canon
i thought deadpool was a megaslut in the comics
>>55431225
Every superhero movie with Ryan Reynolds is shit and always dissapoints at the box office.
>>55431225
I'm strangely ok with this. Deadpoll is a total nutcase, literally living cancer, so it makes sense that he would be pansexual.
or perhaps I'm ok with it because I don't give a shit about Hollyweird capeshit movies anymore. They're beyond saving because the audience is beyond saving.
>>55431582
>mfw saying he's a pansexual now is actually a trigger warning for sjw faggots before he fucks a stack of pancakes
>>55431769
>They're beyond saving because the audience is beyond saving.
Since they're are probably the same people who called DC's Joker a "anti-hero" I believe this.
>>55431408
Thanks for posting an actually decent superhero. Based Froppy.
>>55431613
Is Thor still a woman?
Comic book movies are infantile dog shit, I would hope /pol/ isn't into this buffoonery.
>>55431908
No, well depends on how you look at it.
Thor the blond hair Asgard man is still around, but a woman is using his hammer and is thus receiving the power of Thor. And now that I say that it all sound very lewd.
>being over the age of 12
>giving even the slightest of shits about superhero movies
>>55431975
But don't you care about how the young, naive, impressionable generation will be effected by all this propaganda?
>>55431975
>enjoying fictional stories of any sort
>inb4 Dead Pool is actually sexually attracted to pans in the movie
>>55431225
>It's actually an elaborate joke and the gag is he fucks pans
A man can dream
>>55431620
The movie is going to literally be "Reddit, the Movie".
No matter whatever run anyone thought was good concerning Deadpool, the movie is going to be cheesy, over-the-top gore mixed in with "look at me I'm so random XD" and a dash of politically/socially charged jokes and pop culture references that hipsters love but will lose their relevance in a few years.
>>55431225
Well, Deadpool was never really picky. I don't really see the point of making a big deal out of it though; Deadpool isn't exactly a positive character.
>>55431225
uhhh ya know if he is pansexual that is the same as the comic right? he kinda fucks and does everything that is the essence of his character.
>>55432393
I can forsee
>Deadpool having a minion from Despicable Me randomly in his apartment
>standing around singing some Katy Perry song and the crowd roars with laughter
>looking at the camera and making a joke about the presidential debate
>saying some crack about one of the X-Men that no one but only the most hardcore comic book lovers will get
>hitting on femboys and being very progressive while slaughtering people
>attempting suicide montage with hilarious results
>breaking the forth wall more than anyone should
>a shitty plot revolving around getting more chimichangas or something equally stupid
>>55431225
I dont give shit about this movie but the logic behind this:
>Tim Miller has confirmed that Ryan Reynolds' anti-hero will be portrayed as "pansexual" – namely, attracted to people of any gender – in the forthcoming film.
Your character is fucking everthing with a pulse, so it apeals to everyone but the asexuals? wtf, is this twisted thinking?
>>55431225
Well Deadpool is legitimately insane so this is actually pretty redpilled
>>55431378
Honestly, the endless superhero movies is more annoying that the marxist shit in them.
>>55434090
>fucking everything
>fucking faggots
>red pilled
>Greek
Why even bother...
>>55434175
key word was INSANE you quadnigger
>>55431225
He was pretty much pansexual in the comics anyway, it just didn't have a silly label like this
Wasnt deadpool a womanizer? Is this why theyre trying to make him politically correct?
Pansexual means he will fuck anything. Which is accurate. Try actually reading the comic.
>>55437099
No pansexual mean he fucks frying pans and the like.
The word you are looking for is bisexual.
Or degenerate if he includes animals and other stuff in his penile diet.
Which is something I can totally see him doing.
Is there even any fucking difference between Pansexuals or Bisexuals? It's both benis and vaginas for both?
I would like to give a couple of snowflakes one of these just to see what shit they come up with,
>This is a non gender binary demi-blue panpencil
THIS IS SJW PROPAGANDA
>>55431551
teh jews fear da samurai
>>55431328
>1
He's chaotic neutral, the result of an experiment to see if wolverine's healing factor could cure terminal cancer. He now has terminal cancer everywhere but recovers from it faster than he gets killed by it. I think.
>2
A hole is a hole
>3
I've wanted to see a decent deadpool movie for a while so I'm just hoping that they don't go full LOL SO RANDUMB XD. I get the impression the character has a lot more to work with than I've been exposed to.
>>55431471
Go on about the character, if you would be please be so kind.
>>55431594
kek
>>55431620
Will this trend ever end?
I'm not opposed to superhero movies if they're done well, but it seems like we're getting nothing but mindless, CGI-filled clusterfucks of action-comedy.
That's what sucks. I love movies, but feel an ever-waning desire to even go out and see new films. The only movies that seem to exist are
1.) mindless, stupid CGI messes that rake in the $$$ and appease rabid internet fanboys on reddit
2.) small, indie films that are better written but filled with so much liberal tripe that regular people will be driven away from them (and for good reason).
There is no longer a middle ground, and it depresses me. Why pay $20 for sub-par, leftist tripe when I can stay home and watch classic films on TCM? Give me 'Sunset Boulevard' or 'Giant' over 'Marvel's: The Avengers Part 7' any day of the week.
I honestly believe we are seeing the death of Hollywood, and its their own fucking fault.
>>55431613
>It's been a couple years, plus marvel has gotten really really bad of late.
I agree with you, but tell that to the movie critics who continue to give them passing grades.
>>55438596
>A hole is a hole
so bi? or does it include all the mocha frappuchino macchiato flavors like wolf person and shit
>>55440637
Deadpool would consider putting it in Beast.
>>55431328
>1. What makes this character different from Spiderman?
He's not necessarily a hero but he isn't a villain either. Also, healing factor and dank bantz.
>2. What is "pansexual"?
Will pretty much fuck any kind of human: man, woman, tranny, and everything in between.
>3. Why should anyone give a shit?
They shouldnt. Caring about capeshit is pleb tier.
>>55440637
It means literally anything, he'd fuck a sentient blob of goo if he could figure out how.
>>55440527
It's literally nothing but bread and circuses. Instant gratification entertainment.
>>55440832
I know, and I know film was always mostly about entertainment but at least way back in the day the best films always seemed to have a lot of love and effort put in. Then again, maybe it's just because I'm one of those people who prefer real sets to CGI, and film to digital.
Even sadder is many of those classic films would not be made today - or if they were there would be controversy surrounding it. Everything has to be filtered through a PR group until it is properly 'Disnified'.
I guess no one in this thread understands satire.
I wouldnt be surprised if he fucked anything that moved or didnt move
>>55431225
Well I guess that's at least partially true to the character. Of course when deadpool says he's pansexual that's likely just leading into some joke about fucking a frying pan.
Deadpool is the literally crazy 4th wall breaking character
Of course he would be pansexual, if anything this is to make fun of bi people and make them out as crazy bastards
>>55442373
>people actually read this shit
xDD
>>55431225
To be honest.
Deadpool would fuck Death
>>55442373
>mfw trying to imagine spiderman saying "prattling" in a thick American accent
Deadpool has always been a 'pansexual' character. He's literally a schizophrenic. Literally. He is seriously mentally ill. He expresses sexual attraction for hugely varied and plain nutty things over time. His three major sexual partners have been; that redheaded xmen babe (not jean grey, a different one), cable (huge bear man cyborg), and the literal personification of Death. possibly also Blind Al, an ancient old lady. he expresses sexual attraction to old ladies quite a bit.
>>55431547
Oh look Sweden is being a cluck - who knew? It's social justice because of the current trend in our culture to show horn different types of fags into everything. They are changing characters and making big deals about their sexuality just for the sake of appealing to bitches like you.
>>55431225
>Ryan Reynolds
Well it's official, I'm blacklisting any and every movie he's ever and will ever be in.
>>55431547
Pansexual is a SJW term directly from tumblr. It shouldn't be represented by anyone.
>>55432042
I know shit tons of middle aged people who watch the "family entertainment" 3d movies every time they come out (and subsequently these people can't handle a crisis beyond their drink not having ice in it)
Nothing surprises me anymore.
>>55431225
Deadpool has always been pansexual. Since his inception.
I don't even know what pansexual means, but it was stated in a Marvel glossary thing I skimmed through as a teen.
>>55443413
All this butthurt over *pan*cakes...
You been trolled by Hollywood jews.
"...script by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, the creators of US hoax-based comedy series The Joe Schmo Show."
>>55431225
considering deadpool was dating death i think he is pansexual, or omnisexual?
eh not sure if you count death as a person
>>55431225
I don't know what pansexual is mean't to mean but unless its something to do with a love of frying bacon then i don't think i want anything to do with it.
>>55443859
pansexual from what i know, is any human.
something about bi's don't fuck trans.
Deadpool has ALWAYS been a bit gay.
it is like you have never read the comics.
he wanted to fuck/get fucked by Cable.
>le capeshit for kids!
if you did this thing called "leaving your house" you would notice there are a shit ton of adults who loves those movies and go see them in theaters.
