Do you squat like the based Slav squat or do you squat like the literal shit tier Indian squat?
Slav
I even wear the pants
>>55430251
dumb aussie, STAY ON YER FUKKIN HEELS!!!
I don't poo outside so neither
>>55430282
Where you can easily be pushed over and can't control movement as well? No thank you.
>>55430251
slav. is this even a question
>>55430330
Have you ever poo'd outside?
>>55430351
Never ever ever ever
>>55430343
You need to learn some mexican judo shit senpai
I sit on my ass like all eternal anglos.
>>55430378
Well, I suggest you go out into the woods, and shit like a bear at least once. It is feels like a trip back in time.
>>55430251
Indian will getting or looking for something on the floor while by myself - it's more comfortable. Slav while around other people.
>>55430251
Pathetic.
>>55430251
You see, my southern hemisphere comrade, when you squat like an Indian you cannot stand up instantly and fight.
You can only go kneeling (or even worse to receiving end of doggy-style pose) from this position.
If you squat like a Slav, you are ready for any danger while being comfortably relaxed.
You can think of it as a kind of yoga practice, which is very ironic, since Indians are ones who do it wrong.
The thought of Eastern Poorupe having indoor plumbing is fucking laughable.
We all know the slavs are just shitting in their pants as they sit there.
That's why those subhumans always smell like shit.
>>55430479
I can't squat Indian style, I fall over.
Plus Slav squat is more versatile.
>>55430479
Yes but doing the Indian squat lets you eat shit and sleep while in the same position for days. It is necessary when living with a billion others.
>>55430251
That Indian filth is shitting not squatting
>>55430251
I can't squat, you shouldn't be able to either if you're actually Anglo.
>>55430742
>Can't squat if Anglo
Please stop shitposting friend
:^)
>>55430251
When doing proper squats your heels are on the ground.
Ask /fit/ if you don't believe me.
>>55430251
Slav squat is best squat.
>>55430251
squatting is for vermin
>>55430351
Yeop
My leg muscles and joints cant handle slavsquat for more than maybe 20mins without it being painful, and that isn't including the 20 spiders that crawled up my feet or the snake that latched onto my ballsack.
I will never be a true slav.
>>55430251
When I have to, I alternate just to even out the pressure.
I usually just sit though.
>>55430884
>Foot not flat on ground
Not a slav squat. You should now that.
Squatting is for fags too poor to afford chairs.
Squatting is feminine either way.
