How long can they make this fucking acronym?
>>55429852
Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick.
>>55429852
>QUILTBAG
All they have to do is call it Non-traditional sexuality and we've pretty much got all the bases covered.
>>55429852
What is intersex?
Let me guess. It's when you're a guy "who was born a woman" that's attracted to a woman "who was born a guy." Am I close? Or is that one of the other ones?
QUILTBAGS
S for straight
Tolerance!
>>55429852
>LGBTQQIAAP
>not LGBTQQIAPFF
As a foot fetishist, I am oppressed by their exclusion of my disprivileged group
Start using the term "GBLT"and see how mad they all get.
>>55429852
doesn't matter, I just use homo for the ones I like and fag for the ones I don't, they'll deal with it anyway
>>55429852
LGBTQQIAAPPZI
They forgot pedophiles, zoophiles, and incestophiles(?)
All very oppressed and underrepresented minority marginalized groups.
>>55429852
FF for me. fucking fags
>>55430367
>LGBTQQIAAPPFFZI
And I just realized they've oppressed intersex people and bondage fetishists as well. Clearly the only acceptable answer is LGBTQQIAAPPFFZIIB
I can't believe these hateful bigots are allowed to marginalize oppressed groups and erase their lived experience like that
>>55429852
They got it wrong it's the LBGNSDAP.
>>55429852
>undecided
I-IT'S NOT A CHOICE GOYIM.
S H U T
H
U
T
I T
T
D O W N
O
W
N
>>55430489
Ernst Rohm please go
>>55429852
It only needs to be GB honestly.
What else is there really? If you're not straight you're either gay or bi.
>>55429852
They could just replace the whole thing with the D...
D E G E N E R A T E
E
G
E
N
E
R
A
T
E
:^)
>>55430557
Liberals simultaneously believe that transsexuals are literally their preferred gender, but still need separate labeling.
Does this mean that we can start calling them carpetbaggers? Been waiting far too long for its comeback
>>55429852
As long as they want. Are you a letterist, or a redundantist?
>>55430257
People who were born with prenatal problems, so they have both male and female genitalia (usually deformed/non-functioning)
>>55429852
Why do they make so many different ways of saying faggot.
>>55429852
I'm a pansexual sweater seeking a gay T-shirt that questions it's existence as a bisexual jacket.
>>55429852
>undecided
I'm glad faggots finally admit it's a choice.
they didnt include brazilian fart fetish? fucking typical
>>55429852
Why the fuck are they inventing new genders and sexualities every 3 day? Do they want to feel like speciel snowflakes that badly?
>>55430752
>Carpetbaggers
kek
>>55429852
that's one letter away from GUILTBAG
which makes a lot more sense
Fakenghey
If they'd just realize LGBT was a fucking dumb idea, it'd be LGB and all'd be good. Asexuals don't need a community, pansexuals are Bi and fuck all the snowflakes.
I'm trans and straight, why should I associate with people who wanna fuck their same sex when my issue is my gender, not my sexuality. Gays doing their thing is really nothing I wanna see or hear about. Ew.
And screw intersex, they're eventually just gifted trannies.
>>55431025
You're just as special snowflake as the rest of them.
>>55430869
KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEEKEK
I prefer using LGBTISHYGDDT.
>>55429852
lgb will be fine thanks, no one wants trannies in the group.
fuck actually just make it gb, fuck lesbians they are all nasty cunts anyway
>>55429852
gay here
all those acronyms arent needed and trans isnt a sexuality so it shouldnt be there
>>55431370
gay would cover lesbians anyway
LGBSMHTBH
>>55431430
it should, but lesbians want to be special snow flakes
>>55430446
Based.
Faggot here.
I prefer "fags, not those other WTFs over there"
>>55431025
Are you cute?
>>55431486
LMAOTBHFAM
>>55429852
As long as umad.
fucking quiltbag
for every one they add some addled tumblr tard will invent a new one to be different
>>55431202
Well, that's part of the problem currently. In order to get where you wanna be, which is simply being a woman, you have to associate with this circus for several years and the people who indeed feel some need to make a huge fuss about their identity do the down-to-earth of us no good, quite obviously.
I hope eventually trans will be recognized as just another disability and if we get treated like some retard in his wheelchair, the snowflakes would lose their footing. Not to say we're retarded, but you shoot the wheelchair kid a stare, don't make it your business and move on. For some reason I offend you whereas that kid doesn't? Well yeah, that creates snowflake status.
>>55431558
Don't know really, been told so, but I don't think it's all true.
>quiltbag
>>55431801
Post butt or feet
>>55429852
This is real. I believe the 2 is for "2 Spirit" which is some type of injun sexuality.
>>55431797
yestergay
bitch
just a boy wearing a skirt
daddy
gentleman supreme
fucking metamorph
goy
>>55429852
the ONLY all-inclusive acronym is LGBTQAZTRXNVHJIDF
anything else is DISCRIMINATORY and BIGOTED and these groups that claim to "represent everyone" are LIARS and OPPRESSORS who invalidate people THEY don't understand
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
>>55431797
>tfw you're actually a tranself and feel oppressed and offended by that list.
I got a warning from my dean of studies for offending the tumblrites
I was in a meeting with one of the guidance counselors and they started asking about my social life and eventually asked if I'm a "LGBTQI...etc" I wasn't listening too much so I said "what's that" and she started explaining all the individual terms. I just said "ok sure ok yeah uh huh". she finished by saying "do you understand now" and I said "sounds like a whole bunch of fancy ways of saying faggot". anyway I'm pretty sure I'm on watch now
>>55431968
absolute madman
Have you ever noticed most of these made up sexualities are just redundant?
>pansexual
Literally just bisexual, fuck right off with this attention whore shit.
>queer
LE I'M SO QUIRKY XDDDDD I'M NOT A MAN OR A WOMAN. Fuck off
>questioning
Does this really need to be under this umbrella? But whatever I can accept that I guess
>asexual
Literally fucking made up, I remember going on a shithole site called AVEN or something and they tried saying "OH ASEXUALS STILL HAVE RELATIONSHIPS" which to me just told me that there isn't anything fucking special about you, you might not want sex or a relationship. You are probably really low test (like seriously, not even in the meme sense) or just some fucking teenager who thinks he is special for not having a relationship. This is the most attentionwhore of orientations
>intersex
Only acceptable tranny, these people are usually born with both sets of genitalia but one doesn't work usually.
Now for that QUILTBAG one, I can't even get into that one its so dumb. undecided and questioning are the same fucking thing.
>>55431968
goid on you bro
>>55432173
pansexual is the one that especially pisses me off the most.
/r/ the pizza "pansexual" posts from tubmlr
I remember when we used to exaggerate LGBT to LGBTBBQQ. Fun times, back in the day.
>>55432244
Asexual pisses me off the most to be honest because I actually knew one of those attention whores. He not only had a relationship, he also had sex and other shit and STILL claimed to be Asexual. It's like the term means fuck all.
I asked some gays what the hell pansexual means and the justification for it kind of contradicts the whole LGBT message. They told me that it means you not only like men and women, but you also like trannies. But that goes against the whole message of the T side of the equation which says that they want to be seen as the gender they identify as, and be called those pronouns and such. By saying you also like trannies is to say you don't see them as a man/woman and that goes against their whole spiel. The whole fucking LGBT community is just fucked, the Trannies are always the worst fucking bunch. I actually feel bad for the gay men on /lgbt/ who have their whole board taken over by the freaks. I know a lot of gay men hate Trannies because of how hypersensitive they are.
They'll use the whole alphabet soon
>>55431313
heh
>>55432384
Twice
>>55431873
>no Furry
>no Otherkin
Offensive and marginalizing.
>>55432369
I think as far as pansexual and trannies go, that applies to those without surgery. FtMs with their pussy and MtFs with their dicks.
The hags with their QUILTBAGs.
>>55430306
GLBT was what I remember it being when I was involved with the community.
Then the dykes came and both put themselves first and corporatized everything.
So it goes.
>>55432369
As far as I am concerned, sexing trannies is a gay/bi thing. It's about the genitals. I wouldn't touch a post-op personally. Why destroy perfectly functioning sexual organs? Even if they can't relate to their own body, use what you have. it's mind blowing that they would take away 50% and more of their sensitivity. That probably fucks with your head.
I really hate having to be associated with this special snowflake trend and irrational bullshit.
I think asexuals only truly exist if they have fucked up hormones. Even priests that make celibacy vows still have a working penis. Either that or they have autism and not in the meme sense. Humans are sexual beings. If you aren't sexual, something isn't working right.
also, "agender" pisses me off too. how can you have no gender? what the fuck?
>>55432809
I can believe this. Although, LGBT does kinda roll of the tongue better.
>>55432924
GLBT was pronounceable. People usually said "Glibt" or something along those lines.
Trannies went from compatriots to divas to the worst. Gays were grateful for celebrities in the mid-2000's (when I was involved); trannies hate a tranny celebrity because of his "privilege" or whatever.
The funny part is that 10 years ago, I was one of those little degenerate preteens that /pol/ hates. I would support gay rights, I remember being beaten for supporting gay marriage back in middle school (mid/late-2000's in a Democrat-controlled state).
Now I have nothing to do with dykes, trannies, feminists, and SJW's.
The entire thing is an example of feminists and corporate America infecting a social movement. Although it was sad to see, it made me apathetic.
I didn't even celebrate on July 26th.
>>55433046
wow, they see that as priviledge instead of a good sign of acceptance
i hate being associated with this sometimes.
How do we stop this?
>>55430288
as a rim job enthusiast, fuck your privilege
>>55433155
>Hurr durr Jenner could afford to have surgery to pass while most of us are kicked out of our homes :((((((
Funny, gays didn't want to lynch NPH, Mercury, Rock Hudson, etc. for being rich while most were still being kicked out of their homes.
>>55430514
>being gay isn't a choice
>undecided
>u wot m8?
>>55429852
All of these fall under the category of "faggot"
>>55430869
>I'm glad faggots finally admit it's a choice.
>>55433313
the contradictions are delicious
>>55433246
So basically petty jealousy, pathetic.
>>55433340
We're up to triplethink now, comrades.
>>55429852
>undecided
>questioning
What in the fuck? I thought being a genderfag was something you just knew from birth. Which is it? Is it a choice or not? IS IT A FUCKING CHOICE OR NOT? GOD I FUCKING HATE SJWS
>>55430207
>ferrisbueleryouremyhero.jpg
>>55432897
>Why destroy perfectly functioning sexual organs? Even if they can't relate to their own body, use what you have.
No, no, you don't understand. I HAVE to have a vagina to satisfy myself. I NEED to feel a penis sliding in and out of my vagina in order to fulfill my identity. I can't just suck dick. I can't just take it up the ass, I NEED a vagina, whatever kind they can get me, no matter what they need to do to the clearly useless penis and balls I have now.
Also, I can't just fuck my girlfriend with a strap-on, I NEED a penis. I can only satisfy the needs of my identity by feeling my penis go in and out of an orifice. Even if they have to give me some horrible monstrosity of a cock and mutilate my genitals, I NEED it.
I also NEED to sink a ton of money into these operations (that I absolutely require or else I will die), so in order to correct this injustice I want the government to pay for my operation and for everyone else to pay the government so I can receive the specific genitals I NEED. You don't get to ignore my personal experience just because it will require me to use other people's money in order to temporarily validate myself until my inevitable suicide five to ten years after the operation. The operation I NEED.
>>55431025
>I'm trans and straight
Means your a faggot bottom in a dress
>>55429852
>>55429852
It should definitely be simplified.
A person either:
>sucks dick
or
>does not suck dick
That's really all there is to it.
>>55430288
Are feet a gender now, like mayonnaise?
>>55433883
How dare you mock gendermayos
>>55433502
This is why gay men are getting fed up with the rest of the LGBTWTFBBQ crowd. And it's not an accident that they found a word to use that puts G in last place. Gays are male and males are evil in that crowd. The great schism is coming and everyone involved knows it's just a matter of time.
>>55429852
Quiltbag sounds fabulous.
>>55430473
Don't forget the necrophiliacs.
>LGBTQQIAAPPFFZIN
>>55433786
Faggot with a vagina and boobs, okay.
Not really my perception of women, but whatever you say :)
>>55434025
>He chopped off his dick
Gross. I think I'm going to puke.
>>55429852
Great they've got even more ways to make homosexual men look like idiots.
Fucking hell man, I hate this LGBT bullshit.
What about CUMBAG?
Crazy
Unstable
Mentally ill
Bipolar
Angry
Girls
>>55430306
>>55432809
>>55433046
Alright guys, I'm in, let's start using GLBT and see how far it gets us
>>55434162
#droptheT
Speaking of sexual depravity, what does /pol/ make of this?
click2houston.com/news/news-conference-on-day-care-worker-fired-in-transgender-child-dispute/36362366
>>55429884
>lesbians
>sucking dick
>>55434257
True, since trannies are practically the "B" in LGB anyway.
>>55434266
>2015
>implying girls can't have feminine penises
Check your privilege, Yankee shitlord.
>>55434292
Give bisexuals a little credit, they're not as bad as trannies.
>>55434162
My good mate is a faggot, you wouldn't know it from a glance - he's 6ft 2, bald, shredded and dresses like a normal bloke. He absolutely despises LGBT, not just the "T" as has become increasingly popular lately, but the entire grouping.
>>55434315
Transsexuals are practically bisexuals anyway.
I've never met a exclusive tranny.
>>55434324
I'm six foot one, pretty much tower above most people in sydney, train everyday and read economics/history, and I also have my cute boy from one of the most traditional areas of europe, mate.
You don't have to be defensive, most people realize male homosexuals are the most sane out of the bunch, I was only acting out in irritation.
>>55434398
Transsexuals are narcissists, frankly. They're often bisexual because sexually they don't give a damn about their partner, they just want validation of their own bizarre lifestyle—which for most MtF trannies is just a fetish taken WAY too far; precious few trannies have the actual neurological disorder that defines gender dysphoria and most of those are FtM.
>>55429852
How could these fags forget to mention OP on the list
>>55434443
>FtM
Is that even prevalent?
At all?
>>55434519
Significantly less than MtF, but I believe they're becoming more common as atypical gender identity becomes trendy. I've known a few. They're insufferable.
>>55430288
as a boylover, i'm disappointed that they didn't add BL at the end.
>>55434610
Apparently it's coming, because everyone having sex with everything seems to be the trend we are on. But not yet though because
IT'S ONLY 2015
>>55434544
Cute mot kot.
I personally never see them in western sydney, but there's probably a reason why.
>>55434666
I'm a college student in Faggotdelphia, we're ground zero for this sort of shit.
>>55429852
>Asexuals
The fuck? Since when did the cake-lovers want to be part of the rainbow crowd? Last I knew about this stuff, they avoided it because what people that hate sex would want to be around people whose entire identities are about sex?
Guessing this has something to do with tumblr demisexuals wanting to claim oppression points and dragging asexuals along for the ride.
>>55434683
Then again, I do see a lot of new age faggots around here.
I think it is because of the lesser ability to access all the shit trannies do which causes the less amount of them here due to money.
>>55434544
I hate ftm even more than regular trannies because they go on test, then typically work out to feel more 'masculine' and make mad gains because they're on fucking steroids. Then they're lauded for it despite being FUCKING CHEATS.
>>55434885
Whats stopping you from upping your T?
>>55429852
Acronym=/=initialism. Learn the difference.
There is not a fundamental difference between "gay" and "lesbian." Both are the same type of perversion. Likewise, people who say they are "bisexual" are also just gay. They are literal proof that perverts are not born 100% gay or perhaps gay at all, since they outnumber "exclusive gays" by about 3:1. It's just a fact that some gays also have heterosexual sex too. To be completely honest, they would be including pedophiles in their grouping of perversion as well, since most of them are gay.
"Transgender" is not a sexual orientation, so it doesn't belong in the same sentence. All those other things, "queer," "intersex," pansexual," "asexual," "undecided," etc. are not real things.
>>55435120
The law
>>55435161
QUILTBAG is an acronym.
A wonderful, joyous acronym.
Quiltbag.
>>55434885
>>55435120
If girls can take legal steroids because they just feel like they should be more masculine then I should be able to take steroids to feel more masculine too. stupid double standard.
>>55436200
>>55435656
I've been taking my tranny skittles for 2 years without prescription and shipped from outside the country. I don't see the issue.
Heck, in the US I could do the same with much better meds even.
>>55436200
Surely "I need sicker gainz" counts as body dysmorphia. Or do we have to start saying "I'm a sick khunt in a DYEL's body" and threaten to kill ourselves before our completely legitimate medical condition is taken seriously?
Why can't we just stick to the four sexualities that actually exist? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and asexal, everything else is literally just nitpicking. Throw in queer if you must, it's a catch all term for not-straight anyways, but if you just stuck to the real sexualities that matter you'd only ever need four letters, instead of this bullcrap where Allies (people who aren't even queer), Questioning (THIS LITERALLY MEANS *NOTHING*), and Lesbians (when Gay is already on there) somehow make the cut.
Don't even get me started on Transgendered people, what the fuck are they even doing on a sexuality acronym in the first place? Gender is supposed to be different from sexuality, right!?
>Tfw pedophile
>Dozens of insane people will get a spot in the acronym before you
>>55436347
>urely "I need sicker gainz" counts as body dysmorphia.
Tell the doctor you identify as a much larger man.
>>55436463
In addition, don't 'questioning' and 'undecided' both imply the same thing?
>>55436505
No, Doc, I swear, I really am a big guy! F-for you...
>>55436527
Essentially yes, they both mean that the person has not found out what sexuality they are, it's superfluous to use both of them. Although I suppose if I had to choose any of them it'd be Questioning, since at least then there's the possibility they might be queer.
Imagine if we did this stupid shit for religions, it'd end up looking like this: CCJIEA, Christian, Catholic, Jewish, Islamic, Eastern, Agnostic. One of these things obviously doesn't belong, and one of these things was very obviously put in there twice to make certain people feel superior.
>>55429852
>P
People.
That was easy.
>>55436766
Lmfao. That'd be nice.
>>55436690
Is there even any need for Questioning? It seems like all of these labels are only wanted by millenials who want to have a rarer label than their friends. It also implicitly conflicts with their statements of "you're born [sexuality]".
It'd be even worse, you'd have to include all of the offshoots of all those religions, so you'd end up with Mormons, Quakers, JoHo's, 7th Day Adventists, Protestants and hundreds more.
>>55433196
You stop it by shilling for it. Shove the idea of pedophilia in peoples' faces and associate it with the LGBT movement.
>>55431968
>"sounds like a whole bunch of fancy ways of saying faggot"
top kek
Mine is way shorter,
Fags
>>55435974
Pickleswitcher.
Which is more "red pilled" , gay being a choice or being born with it?
>>55429852
>MFW we can dismiss them as quiltbaggers just as they did with teabaggers.
Turnabout is fair play.
>>55429852
LGBTQQIAAPABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
>>55429852
Pedophile will soon make it.
The degeneracy just gets worse and worse.
>>55429852
Can't they just clear all this shit up by saying "not straight"
>>55438331
That's literally what queer means, but it's not good enough for them.
>>55434162
Do you think our perception of gay men got ruined by lesbians and trannies because of the lgbt label? I think so but it also doesn't help that gay guys take the womens side of any argument.
>>55434710
We don't. I went asexual after too many disappointing encounters by shitty women, and don't want to have anything to do with that homo crowd.
>>55429852
I say encourage them to make it longer. The longer it is the more hilarious it is.
>>55431797
>boy
>boi
>boigirl
>boigrrl
>boychick
>boygirl
>boygrrl
>>55438624
You're not an asexual, you're just a beta male who is either unattractive or has shitty social skills. True asexuals have positive encounters with women and reject them anyways. Sex is fucking disgusting and should be used for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>55430257
It's actually a legit condition, hermaphrodites are intersex.
>>55431797
>>55431881
Yestergay, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh, I believe in yestergay
Suddenly, I'm not half the queer I used to be
There's a non-trans woman hanging over me
Oh, yestergay came suddenly.
Why xe had to go?
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yestergay.
Yestergay love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yestergay.
Why xe had to go?
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yestergay.
Yestergay love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yestergay...
>>55436885
I am Apache heli, you are triggering me
>>55430446
Russia posters are always so based
I just call them alphabetfags to be honest
>>55430257
Ambiguous genitalia
>hey sheldor why don't you like Windows?
>it's user friendly. I don't like that.
>[laughs]
>quiltbag
>>55429852
Notice they moved gay to the very end, and are probably about to drop it entirely, as gay is now "accepted" and "privelidged" and they only want to represent less accepted groups.
>>55441640
It's ironic too, considering lesbians have always been accepted 1000x more often than male gays, yet they're going to keep their place at the top. Fucking feminists.
