Researchers built this site to test politeness theory. Feed it any sentence and it will give you back a score for how polite your sentence is. Additionally it offers you alternate ways that you can phrase your sentence.
ITT: We try to get the coveted "100%" politeness while staying true to this board.
1. Type a sentence that you feel is the peak of civility and politeness. …But keep the sentence true to /pol/'s culture.
2. Post results in here: https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness
3. Share results ITT:
4. BONUS POINTS: for "Style". …Meaning you manage to type the most contentious /pol/ phrase possible while still maintaining a high "Politeness-Score".
>>55428798
Another classic right hurr...
bump but too close to falling asleep to participate
expecting great things in the morning
>>55428798
Not terribly useful tbqh lad
>howdy coon
>peekaboo nigger
>sides obliterated...
>>55428798
"Negroes, Judeans, woe."
halfway there
> smileys are a friendly gesture :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>55428798
Add the word please for extra points
oy vey this is antisemitic
>>55429119
>>55429119
>>55429022
Peekaboo nigger
The entire population of afro-descendants may want to eliminate themselves from america before the race war begins.
>>55428798
How'd I do?
Classic shit right here.
Importugal.
>>55429022
>Bonjour coon
This site know what's up...
>>55429306
>DISASSEMBLE KEBAP
>>55429377
>Cheerio Nigger.
>>55429306
I got it to 98/100 by changing, "Thanks," to, "Thank you." Can we hit the mythical 100/100?
>>55428798
kek
>>55429414
Yes. It definitely knows what's up.
>>55428835
>around negroes never liberalize
Good advice.
>>55429460
Yes, took a few tries though.
>>55429321
>would you mind removing kebab
not at all, especially when you ask so politely
The word again is impolite.
>>55429536
100/100 show good sir. Have a nice day!
Well... Fuckkkk. Fuck this site btw.
>>55429536
Smiley, that's what I was missing!
>>55429483
>Turd in closet
I tried to call moot a cook and this happened
Here's a classic.
>>55429597
Rule Britannia Motherfucker.
>>55429597
>So sayeth FoxType.
>>55429368
keked
>would you mind hailing hitler?
...I mean if it's not too much trouble to ask.
>>55429321
>would you mind removing kebab
![43305f395b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pPb4Wuo.png "43305f395b[1].png")
Fuck da police.
>>55429923
PRAISE HITLER!:)
![df6464544e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mz7iQwt.png "df6464544e[1].png")
>>55429958
Being polite about it.
![cc81aa16eb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HaxWSOK.png "cc81aa16eb[1].png")
>>55429923
>>55429963
(!)
>>55429687
Hello friend, I am very happy I could suggest a rewrite for you. Thank you :)
And this is how we piss off tranny grannies.
>>55430030
>Highest-Ranking Kek.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>55430147
uPPER kEK, MY DEAR FRIEND
>>55430147
ABSOLUTE KEK
>>55430052
I am very happy to share in our success by suggesting a similar phrase.
hello! Please, I'm sorry I feel that if we are welcoming prosperity the jewish question will require to be answered if possible, thanks =]
>>55428835
>https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness
>>55430340
>I
Remove thineself from the premises, good sir, for you have adjudicated the wrath of impoliteness. :)
>>55430386
>remove
Our example set by the beneficent FoxType might, or so I feel, ask us to reconsider our words. Thank you.
Something very fishy about this site...
>>55428835
Around nubians exist vigilantly, please :)
I mean, I guess I can't complain.
After all it is just some Chinese immigrant's poor understanding of both coding and English.
>Dear sir or madam. I am writing to you today with a simple requests, although one that I consider to be of the utmost urgency and hence why I turn to you for aid in this matter. My conundrum consists of this - I was browsing pornography on my mathematically-aided audio/visual calculating machine whence I stumbled upon a fine-featured young woman with ample busoms and a feminine flower that was simply extraordinary. I thus beg of you to find this fair maiden and then to administer to her your impressively proportioned Johnson. Should you accomplish this I would be most sincerely grateful and would return the favour to you however you best felt possible. Thank you in advance for your help. Yours faithfully.
Apparently there's no polite way to say 'give her the dick'.
pray that i might gouge thine eyes out moorish baby diddler
>>55429022
>peekaboo nigger
My sides!
>>55430504
IS IT JEWS?
>>55428904
Made me spit coffee at my monitor/10
>>55430598
WHO ELSE!?
![9b380abdc7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/c8Yxfx1.png "9b380abdc7[1].png")
Top kek. It can even translate romanized nip lyrics and Russian.
>>55428904
You are 100% right.
>>55430734
It has weird standards for what is vulgar
>>55430147
Uppermost Kek, thanks for your very good gift.
>>55428798
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Blacks+have+quite+a+ways+to+travel+intellectually+compared+to+caucasians,+they+love+hitler+more+than+me,+and+it+is+good+and+great+that+nazis+were+cool.
Neo-Nazis confirmed for most polite
>>55430795
>Song about 'miring a chick's hot mom
1/5
>Soviet war song about a woman waiting for her man to come home from WWII
3/5
>Song about killing Russians in a brutal war
2/5
>Song about not wanting to grow farther away from the one you love
1/5
This shit is ripe.
Any time!
>>55429119
Aye....
>>55428798
>>55430795
You're telling me
Guess that solves that
>>55431024
It's a race to the bottom!
![8a4fdc0c01[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8cljLls.png "8a4fdc0c01[1].png")
>>55429119
I got you desu onii-chan.
can anyone improve this?
>>55431144
smiley face bumps it up a couple points automatically
![f21ecced5d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jwntaA7.png "f21ecced5d[1].png")
>>55431144
#OwnedLivesMatter
![665a22cfbc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/X1EvKor.png "665a22cfbc[1].png")
This shit is getting ridiculous.
>>55431144
Its separate but equally as good
>>55431270
well done lad!
![8567caa4de[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VBz1zuk.png "8567caa4de[1].png")
>>55431342
They like Frank Sinatra a little bit more.
>>55431379
becomes this
>>55428798
>>55428798
It's not perfect, but it is appropriate.
>>55431495
please ask nicely
>>55429597
>Argentina is whitish
Kek
>>55428798
It is a pretty neutral perspective to have.
>using who, where is impolite
what the fuck
![108b8e23eb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9KyzvJa.png "108b8e23eb[1].png")
Top jej. Nintenbros WW@?
SO CLOSE
THE POOPOO IS BEST
:)
the smiley is a nice gesture
:) :) :)
![a4a7788c88[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/83tktI0.png "a4a7788c88[1].png")
>>55431766
Git gud kid.
>>55431818
GERMONY HERE
>>55428798
Ethics they say
The neutral sayings are hilarious
>>55428798
Nailed it:
"Would you like to destroy Europe's jewry? "
/pol/ite.
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Would+you+like+to+liquidate+Europe's+jewry?
>>55429597
>Neutral: Argentina is whitish
>Impolite: Argentina is black
>Being called black is more impolite than being called whitish
>It would please me greatly if the people of Judaic parentage could arrange themselves within the insides of my baking device
>87%
What am I missing senpai?
>>55430120
>colored
>not offensive
Wow
oh well I don't mind :)
>>55432027
Smiley
>>55432027
Adding 'thank you' pushes it to 95
wew
>>55432027
A smiley face.
>>55432041
The thing can't guess context. "The ball is colored red" isn't offensive
>>55432105
I prefer to go deep
>>55430901
>Group identity
Ha
>>55428798
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Jews,+could+you+please+stop+bein+responsible+for+everything+negativ+in+th+world,+thanks.
Did it.
It's so easy to be polite :)
:) :) :3 :)
>>"When we compare the great achievements of a shiba inu against that of a native american, we look at sizable differences, I would love to find that we can all express our positive feelings about the achievements of the cute and lovely shiba inu. :)"
It's pretty positive I can't give the score since i'm on mobile >.<
Quality
flappy lips
:^)
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Remove+kebab
damn
>Please sir, if your bowels should need evacuation I ask you to use one of the especially assigned streets for this purpose. Thank you for your cooperation :)
DESIGNATED
>>55429119
Wow, that cannot be, the media told me they are all very pleasant people.
Oy Vey!
This is literally a microaggression generator.
>you look nice
IMPOLITE SECOND PERSON USAGE I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED NOW
>I think you are amazing
OH YOU 'THINK' DO YOU? YOUR OPINIONS AREN'T WELCOME HERE YOU RUDE FUCK
>Do you want to go for a meal?
DID YOU JUST ASK ME A QUESTION HOW DARE YOU QUESTIONS ARE INSENSITIVE YOU SICK BASTARD
>>55433354
>>>you look nice
>IMPOLITE SECOND PERSON USAGE I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED NOW
It looks like naturaily you need to accommodate your inner afro- columbian :)
#BUILDWALL
>>55433777
casino trips confirm
>>55429321
>cancel kebab
>>55428798
>polite
>>55432194
> Thank you
< Use of command sentence
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Gas+the+kikes,+race+war+soon!+;)
Top fucking kek
>We must exterminate the Jews
>>55428798
>sup nigger?
>impolite
>sup cracker?
>neutral
kek
>My dog is black
Holy keks again
>>55429119
>>55438383
I can't take smileys as anything but a sign of patronizing and sarcasm.
;^)
>>55428798
Questions are impolite. Take me home Orwell. Take me home.
>>55428835
wtf is noirs nigga what
Time to take this thread into another direction!
>>55429022
can't breathe
>>55438884
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Dr+Pavel,+I'm+CIA
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Uh,+you+don't+get+to+bring+friends
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=You're+a+big+guy
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=FOR+YOU!
>>55439003
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Tell%20me%20about%20bane,%20why%20does%20he%20wear%20the%20mask%3F
You're all gae
:)*
>>55428798
I started with "Hitler did nothing wrong"
>>55439642
>>55428798
>We should work together to eliminate all non-white people in our fine and beautiful country.
>Good morning my friend, how are you on this fine day?
>86/100
>Good morning ma nig, how are you on this fine day senpai?
>89/100
