> be me
> on rowing crew
> most of the guys in my boat are American, save for 3rd seat
> his name is literally Pajeet
> Pajeet fucking sucks at rowing, throws off the balance of the boat, can barely pull his weight etc.
> constantly compares life in America to "back home in India" where "life is so much better, India is best country"
> our boat is out on the water
> all of us are rowing hard at a 2k sprint piece, except for Pajeet as usual
> midway through, suddenly stops rowing
> flags down the coach, who's in a motorboat following
> I kid you not this is what he said
> "coach I must use restroom, I shall not row for fear of bursting"
> we bust out laughing, coach is visibly pissed at him
> we're miles from the dock, he's just gonna have to hold it
> we resume rowing, only with Pajeet out to hold the balance of the boat so he doesn't have to pull
> suddenly an awful smell has enveloped the stern of the boat
> Pajeet shat his pants like a retard
> Coach is livid
> drops him off on shore, forces him to walk back to the dock
> makes him clean everything out of the boat by himself
>Pajeet has absolutely no shame in what he did
> still talks about how India will be a superpower by 2030
Happy Diwali 4chan!!!
North Korea has a bigger chance of becoming a superpower.
>>55427725
> Throws personal experience
> Generalizes the whole country.
Description of /pol/
I'm actually worried that India will succeed with their space program and take over the galaxy by harnessing the natural properties of poop.
Deadly pootronium missiles will rain down on our cities while powerful shield capoocitors will make India's ships invulnerable to counterattack.
After destroying us all, India will make Earth its designated shitting planet, occasionally beaming down to poop in your yard and laugh at you.
>>55429693
>Superpooer to Superpower in 15 years
India is underestimating the difficulty in bringing home that W, just like the Cricket World Cup.
>>55429575
>Throws Poo
>Generalizes the Loo
>>55429575
Its ok India, at least Bombay is kinda civilized
Explain pahjeet
>>55427725
ITT: Things that never happened
>>55429575
POO IN LOO
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LOO
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>>55429926
>>55429816
kek, mein dicker teutonischer bruder!
>>55429620
my man stepped in it
poor india.
>>55429620
>filename
>>55429620
File name made me love that movie even more.
>>55429620
kek. One of the funnier things I've seen in a while. Kid took a dropped a turn without even taking off his pants. Well done.
>>55430280
Drinking human urine cures https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaundice
so there might be some healing quality of some disease when drinking cow piss, although I doubt it will help with diabetes, but who knows.
Happy Diwali Brothers
>>55430768
Fuck off and stop trying to export your barbaric cultural traditions either online or outside of your DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>>55431407
Happy Diwali Bro. Have a good one
>>55430768
>>55431549
Dearest India, Lord of Poo,
Tell me something about your loo.
Why does pooing in that loo seem so hard,
or is is it that you truly are a retard?
>>55432678
Have a nice one bro
>>55430768
>>55431549
But twas not always so, oh don't you see,
It wasn't always normal to down cattle pee
So my little future 2030 'superpower',
before telling me this tale, please oh please take a shower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM&ab_channel=Mr143mytube
REMINDER
>>55430768
every day is diwali if your white
>>55429095
Remember prajeet, throwing poo in the air doesn't count as fireworks
>>55432820
America isn't gonna build all that shit in india stop kidding yourself
DESIGNATED
