Well?
Dad teaches you how to swim.
No dad, no swimming lessons.
Black moms fear water because of their hair.
True story.
>>55424570
No pools/unsafe pools in inner cities, or they don't teach it and nobody else teaches them it
There should be a sequel to White Men Can't Jump called Black Men Can't Swim.
>>55424570
Even babies know how to swim, wth...
>>55426581
This is 100% true.
I grew up around blacks and this is exactly what I saw, not joking, this guy actually gets it right
>>55426581
>>55427599
Both wrong.
Humans came from Africa. In Africa, the water is full of hippos and crocodiles and other things that just can't wait to kill you.
The people in Africa that were good swimmers usually got eaten and didn't pass on their genes.
In most of the rest of the world, outside of Australia and South America, the lakes and beaches and rivers are relatively safe for swimmers, so the people whose genes made them good swimmers were badasses who saved drowning dipshits and caught lots of fish and dove for clams and pearls, which got them tons of pussy.
I didn't believe that there was a genetic component behind why black people couldn't swim until I joined the Navy. In boot camp you have to prove you know how to swim and anyone who can't takes swimming classes an hour a day until they pass.
90% of the non-swimmers, both in my training division and in the general population, were black.
Because it takes effort to learn how to swim?
>>55427906
>Humans came from Africa
Stopped reading there. Be a monkey somewhere else nigger.
http://www.ancient-origins.net/human-origins-science/human-skull-challenges-out-africa-theory-001283
>>55424570
Read the article you posted a screengrab from. They don't learn to swim because they're scared of drowning. That learning to swim is preventative is higher order thinking many of them don't possess.
How can people not swim? It's as easy as walking
>>55426581
100 times this, black women can't get their weave wet, no father=no swimming lessons
>>55427906
Bullshit. Humans are the only apes that adapted the ability to hold our breaths or swim at all. It's a distinctly human trait and it's instinctual.
>>55427906
Dude I was just about to talk about how I didn't believe blacks couldn't swim until Navy bootcamp.
It was almost eight years ago, but I remember that had a little pool off to the side and niggers were in there learning how to swim. All the white people just rolled right through it. Jumping off the platform with your legs crossed. Swimming while those dudes poked you with a pole "keep yer head up". Smacking air into the flap of your coveralls.
African-Americans have been historically excluded from public pools. So the parents never learned to swim, and they never taught their kids.
Chimps cant swim either
>>55428322
Almost all mammals can swim and hold their breath, some better than others. This post is full retard.
>>55428326
Yeah it was so easy, but all the black people failed miserably. And the little pool to the side, 95% black.
I don't think my training division had a single non-swimmer that wasn't black.
>>55424570
>DeKendrix Warner
>JaTavious Warner
>Takeitha Warner
>JaMarcus Warner
>Litrelle Warner
>Latevin Stewart
>LaDarius Stewart
>>55428082
#blacklivesmatter btfo
>>55424570
Our under class lives in the south
The water there is brown, polluted, and filled with deadly creatures
I wouldn't get in that water either
>>55424570
Why are black women so ugly?
>>55428471
I did specify 'ape' but guess they can hold their breaths. Regardless we're still the only ape that swims.
>Be white Jew who grew up in suburbs outside of black hellhole that is Baltimore
>As I child I would go to swimming lessons taught by professionals in my 96% white republican neighborhood
Feels good man
>>55424570
i bet white people is responsible for that somehow.
>>55424570
>>DeKendrix
>>JaTavious
>>Takeitha
>>JaMarcus
>>Litrelle
>>Latevin
>>LaDarius
What the fuck am I reading?
Those are not real names
>>55424570
How does this even happen? Is swimming that hard? I thought this was baked into human brains, the ability to instinctively kick your feet and move yourself in a certain direction.
I don't mean swimming well, I mean the ability to crudely move yourself around in water. Isn't that something humans are born with?
>>55424570
Is... is this a joke?
Black (guy? girl? whatever the fuck a "DeKendrix" is) steps into water, panics, then another black steps in to help, and also panics.
Then another. And another. And another. And another.
....And then ANOTHER.
And the punch line: All the "rescuers" drowned while a "passer-by" (read: caucasian) dragged the original niggitynog from the water.
Holy fuck, man... it sounds like a comedy routine.
>>55430812
Exactly my reaction.
We know so little about America.
>>55431148
>>Isn't that something humans are born with?
Yes..The swimming and diving reflexes are literally instinctual.
My cousin's been swimming from 2 months old. But if you don't use them, then they disappear within 6 months or so.
Same here in Germany with Turks and Mudslimes in general- One of the reasons why every sane german avoids public swimming pools in the summer and goes for natural lakes and excavators Lakes.
Almost none of this Scum goes there because they can swim.
>>55424570
because the pools closed due to AIDS
>>55432358
I literally can't remember learning how to swim. I just do.
>>55432450
cant swim
>Australian Army
>American niggers come to base
>Walk past the pool, see U.S. Marines (which is mostly comprised of beaners and niggers anyway)
>See white and mexican Marines swimming laps
>Niggers are drowning in the shallow end.
>>55424570
those fucking names... honestly.
>>55432450
here too, it's not uncommon here for foreigner to drown on hot days when they see dutch people swimming and think they can do it too
>>55432503
I remember lessons up the ass fuck me that was gay.
Mandatory in primary school,
>now we will practice blowing out air with our face in the water - remember not to breathe in!
Meanwhile as a 4 year old my dad was dragging me into 6ft surf and throwing me into waves yelling "RIDE IT, RIDE IT" as the only instruction.
>>55424570
>Those names
>>55427906
Except thats wrong, because swimmers outside of Eastern Asia were executed for being witches.
>>55424570
That happens because shit lumps can't float
>>55432682
The List goes on. You want to spend a few hours in a big city without seeing muslims or listening to their Vorcha like language ?
Go to a museum. Or watch a classic thetaer play.
You live outside and there still Turks in your village ?
Go walking into the woods.
I live in a town with 35.000 people and vast amount of forests around, only 15-20 by foot away from my home and you are in really deep forests. Never ever have i seen any non western foreigners inisde these forests.
>>55432268
Niggers.
That's all.
Because shit doesn't float.
>Those names
Are those common names in America?
>>55432945
In black ghettos, yes.
>>55432945
Yes. My name is actually Barkevius. :)
![11396049356_569a617f68_b[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aa9Lbkr.jpg "11396049356_569a617f68_b[2].jpg")
>>55432890
Great idea, Hans. Just cede control of your cities to the foreign hordes. You don't mind living in those forests do you?
>>55432945
Niggers don't have a lot going on "under the hood", so to speak. They're constantly trying to get attention.
So when they name their little ragamuffin they're looking to be as "different" as possible
If you don't understand it, it's just niggerdom. Beyond Swedish comprehension.
>>55427906
this is the most idiotic baitpost I've ever seen, I can't help but reply
>>55433139
We don't really have those kind of niggers, we mostly have muslims named Mohammad.
>>55432890
why do they hate nature so goddamn much while it's a beauty to behold for most europeans who aren't brainwashed by city life, and even then they can appreciate it
this is literally why they won't win a single fight in europe, white people are going to go into forests while muds going to stay confused by our geography G fucking G
kek fucking hell
my parents had me doing 'nippers' every sunday from when i was like 4. from 7 - 12 my mum made me do 'squad' in the middle of fucking winter just to make sure i knew how to swim
then when i finished high school i got a job lifesaving and prevent shitskins from drowning every weekend
thank you based white parents
>>55433166
Yeah? Those are actually worse. Blacks in America refer to Somalis as niggers. They believe they're sub-humans.
If you do your research, there is not a country in the world, white or non white, that likes Somalis. Somalia doesn't even like Somalis.
>>55432945
>>55433139
>>55433166
it's something that popped up after that black power bullshit in the 70s I think. it's more of an attempt to be more close to their homeland or some shit
all it really does is just tell you if they're ghetto scum niggers or not.
got mugged 3 years ago by 3 niglets who were named Dushean, Tyrel, and Richard.
>>55433181
>i got a job lifesaving and prevent shitskins from drowning every weekend
"prevent"
>>55433181
How do you avoid getting eaten by white sharks, sea serpents, monster jellyfish and other Australian marine life?
>>55433054
The Relation between a german and the Forest is something spiritual Canada. We gain our Strength there. Something you will never understand.
>>55433253
I'm well aware. Thankfully I have a dog, which all somalians seem to fear. AND I live in a fairly rural area, and the woods also seem to freak them out.
>>55433382
>great grandparents emigrated from Germany
>always feel at home innawoods, especially at night during winter months
it's weird, I could never really put my finger on it
>>55424570
>DeKendrix
Will never cease to make me laugh.
>>55433173
When i was still at school we had once a whole weekend camping trip into the woods with our whole class.
While especially every german boy enjoyed it, the Turks suffered and tried to overplay it with cockyness.
But it really seemed that it wasnt just boring for them but especially in the evening and nights horrifiying.
Also class or scholl visistings of museums was something the muslims never appreciated.
Realising the Beauty of Nature and classic Arts like Music, Sculptures or Paintings is something the common Muslims lacks.
>>55433544
It's true. I'm not sure why, but it seems like those from the Middle East, especially Muslims, are more interested in staying ignorant than learning about the world.
>>55432694
Similar feel to this anon. I could swim since I was about 14 months. But every yyear if claim I'd forgotten, so my dad would just toss me in the deep end
>>55424570
It's a fail safe by God.
>>55433382
Have you ever read Jan Fries?
>>55433643
I belive its rooted in the Koran. When one Book is the Center of your whole society and they claim that inside this Book are the last ! written Words of God directly coming from his highest Archangel, there is simply no progress.
In differnece to the Bible who is a Book about the actions of God written by Men.
>>55433707
Not until now. Just looked him up on Wikipedia.
>>55433524
Only teh germans have a Word for being lonley in the woods: Waldeinsamkeit.
Wile i feel never lonely in the Woods, i feel happy.
( Picture shows the forest near my Home, not my Dog )
>>55424570
It's genetic they're less buoyant.
>>55433945
forgot picture
>>55434039
comfy
>>55434157
Several years ago a very heavy winter storm effected it with cutting a lot of trees what you can still see in the Background. But in most parts it looks again like this:
why don't americans have moats
why don't they dig a moat in front of the great wall of trump
>>55433166
>>55433253
One of my best mates is Ethiopian and I've never seen someone as angry as him when we called him Somalian. He laughed along when we called him nigger, Muslim, even Abbo only got mock offense ... but Somalian? Fuck he hates them with a passion.
>>55424570
I don't know but I'm investing in water.
If it kills niggers, invest in it.
I'm what you call a socially conscious investor.
>>55434440
Is it possible to invest in lack of water?
cause that seems to kill even more.
>be dutch
>everyone above the age of 8 can swim
>lifeguards are pretty much there to save minorities.
>>55434344
the mexican border with texas is all a river. We have a natural fucking moat for most of the wall already.
>>55434440
So Niggers are like the Aliens in " Signs " ?
>parents can't swim
>never taught me
>too stingy to hire someone to teach me
>fell into a river once as kid and almost died
>they thought it was funny
>deathly afraid to be submerged even to this day
>>55427906
You are stupid, please stop over complicating things Nigel
>>55434536
Fuck schoolzwemmen though
>>55424570
>Well?
No, pool!
>>55433344
i swim in the kip
one glimpse of my 10 inch john is all it takes mate
>>55434298
>tfw live in upstate new york
>evergreens everywhere
>feels good man
man I'd like to go here just on holiday, it looks really nice for shit being that open
>>55432860
kek
>>55434388
I met some Somalian fuck once, he said his name was Bang. I asked what his last name was and he said he didn't have one, he said his name was Bang.
So I asked to see his drivers license said his name was Bang Bang. I fucking keked
>>55434685
>forest niggers
>>55437345
hahahahahahaha holy shit giebs me dat child.
>>55436468
>pic
Based.
>>55436468
He is based but he only gets a 9/10 from me, because the new Mafia has a nigger character.
>>55434685
I know that feel bro
I almost drowned as a child and now I get panic attacks when I get water in my nose
>>55432618
Black dudes goin g through swimming training in the USMC have to wear special harnes thingy to swim. I read an article that they have a different center of gravity or something.
But yeah, I swear 1 in 3 Marines is Mexican
>>55424570
it would wash off their underprivileged camouflage, see dolezal
>>55436651
Can confirm, I work with a fellow by the name of Gak Gak
>>55428745
NC fag checking in.
Can confirm
Water down near the coast is damn near black and full of water moccasins and aggressive catfsh.
>proof I'm white
I used to wake board in it all the time.
Blacks not allowed at the country clubs and town was too poor for much public recreation so, no swimming pool for niggers.
>pic very related
>>55424570
>dekendrix
>>55431148
It actually is. I remember when I was in the first grade and still, for some reason, thought I couldn't swim. On my first swimming lesson the coach said to me "Come on, I need to show you something". So I follow her until I realize that we're moving towards the pool's deep end and as we stop right there she just looked me in the eyes and pushed right into the water. And the only thing that happened was that I just swam the few meters to the steel ladder and exited the pool. Then the coach told me "Couldn't swim, huh, liar?"
>>55441319
and then that happened
>>55434298
Places of pure power, our woods are.
Pervade with ancient spirits of old nature worshipping beings - no wonder the turks fear it so much...
>>55424570
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius
>>55424570
Ayyyy
I was the one that first took that screenshot and put it on /int/
>>55424570
>none of them could swim
>all six drowned
1/10 because one of the niggers was rescued by a White.
>>55436468
>That level of sneaky underhanded ratting.
If you can't win an argument on merit like a man then win like a bitch.
>>55441408
Lol, I should have been a little more thorough in my storytelling, I give you that.
Well, I didn't exactly Phelps out of that pool, it was more like a splattering-coughing-whirling flurry of appendages. I managed to keep myself afloat though, and move a few meters through the water, which is definitely more than what DeMarcusJakassLeviticus the Third Emperor of DemFriedChiggenWings did.
Oh, I'd love to remove kebab with you, polefag.
>>55442644
ataka seems to be down (temporarily I'd guess), we need a new slav alliance
