How much grain can you store in the pyramids?
At least like 12.
Not that much considering they're mostly solid.
ToP KeK I like how the GOP forgot that theory about grain in the pyramides.
over 9000 grainz
>>55420685
over 9000
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It depends on the game
>>55420685
80 miles an hour.
>>55420685
inb4 dindus in murrica burn silos and cause a worldwide food crisis because it's "culture appropriation".
6 million
This is not an efficient design for grain storage, but okay. You're the kings and queens, and I'm not going to second guess you.
>>55420685
Enough to feed everyone in Africa, but the Pharoah won't release the grain because Egyptians aren't black. And he hates niggers.
>>55421569
Herodotus said they had tallies of the amount of Onions given out engraved onto the Pyramids.
It wasn't a grain silo, it was an ancient Whole Foods.
> On the pyramid it is declared in Egyptian writing how much was spent on radishes and onions and leeks for the workmen, and if I rightly remember that which the interpreter said in reading to me this inscription, a sum of one thousand six hundred talents of silver was spent;
> http://www.touregypt.net/herodotuskhufu.htm#ixzz3r9bdtvjx
How would you get the grain into and out of the pyramid? You would have to carry it up the steps, and that is a difficult climb.
He thinks Joseph built these structures? I assume with help, right? Who helped him?
Why would they choose a structure that requires so much labor and materials but is so inconvenient to use for grain storage? It seems insane even by religious nut standards.
>>55422733
MY SISTER'S HUSBAND IS DEAD IN THE UNDERWORLD
BUT MY HUSBAND IS ALIVE AND WELL
>>55420685
Depends on the volume of the pyramid.
Sheeitttt we waz Kingz n stored grainzzz
>>55421569
the water could push a pin to strike a piezoelectric rock
t. ramjet pump builder
>>55420685
Not enough to feed you and your entourage for eternity, apparently.
Of course, if they were HOLLOW - they'd fall down.
>>55420906
No theory, mate, just a silly mistake.
>>55423895
Kek
>>55420685
2,583,283 cubic metres
WE
>>55425096
>mistake
Except he still completely believes its true.
>>55426457
WUZ
>>55426540
KINGZ
>>55424479
>>55426540
holy fuck lmao
>>55421569
>h. Grain Gallery
Blame the Adventists. They come up with all these extrabiblical theories about history that everyone, including Christians, has denied.
![post_22[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yMaMbrx.jpg "post_22[1].jpg")
Pyramids acting as granaries?
>>55423169
Ziggurats are not pyramids.
>>55423169
Ancient Ur is in modern day Iraq not Egypt.
How and why the pyramids were built is a total mystery. Nothing anyone has come up with makes any sense. The notion that the great pyramid was built in 20 years, and that it is taken as a legitimate academic fact should tell you all you need to know about Egyptology.
>>55420685
'bout tree fiddy.
>>55426990
>The notion that the great pyramid was built in 20 years, and that it is taken as a legitimate academic fact should tell you all you need to know about Egyptology.
Source? I was always taught it took hundreds of years.
>>55426990
>How and why the pyramids were built is a total mystery
>check flag
>America
>unsurprised
>>55426702
SHIAT
>>55427040
>History and description
>It is believed the pyramid was built as a tomb for Fourth Dynasty Egyptian pharaoh Khufu (often Hellenicised as "Cheops") and was constructed over a 20-year period
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pyramid_of_Giza
literally the first sentence of the first paragraph
>>55424479
source?
>>55427074
Complete and total mystery. The only thing you can be sure of is that whatever Egytologists teach is wrong
>>55420685
How much cawnbreadz an grape soda can you store in dem triangles niquah
>>55427152
iirc the only reason why Gizas construction is contributed to Khufu is because of Graffiti inside of his name which is literally 2 words and objects found outside the Pyramid
>tfw There's no pyramids built as "perfectly" as Gizas
>tfw pyramids in other parts of Egypt and Sudan tried to copy Giza and failed
>tfw Gizas pyramids have probably been standing a lot longer than we think
>tfw there's unexplained water erosion on the Sphinx
>tfw the Great Pyramid was COVERED IN IVORY HIEROGLYPHICS UNTIL MUDSLIMES FUCKING SACKED IT.
>>55427254
Ben Carson don't you have better places to campaign?
>>55420685
WE WUZ GRAIN LORDS
>>55427390
Monroe gives me mega big boners.
>>55427342
>iirc the only reason why Gizas construction is contributed to Khufu is because of Graffiti inside of his name which is literally 2 words and objects found outside the Pyramid
Yeah there is one instance of his name in the pyramid in an unimportant chamber far away from anything and located on a wall scribbled with every other kind of graffiti you can think of. otherwise the walls inside the great pyramid are devoid of writing of any kind. and if you try to test the markings like for carbon dating you will get sent to egyptian prison
the main egyptology guy that youll always see in docus, Hawass or something like that, is not even a trained archaeologist, hes a pr guy. thats where his professional training is.
>>55427615
This guy right here, Zahi Hawass. Hes an appointed cultural minister or something of egyptian antiquities and his job is basically to stand in between researchers and any kind of answers they might seek.
![ZH2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ucopHqZ.jpg "ZH2[1].jpg")
>>55427832
>>55427832
>>55427615
I heard somewhere that he actually defaced inscriptions in other sites around Egypt because they didnt fit "our established timeline" of Egypt.
>>55428113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV04chNHt9k
>>55428152
Yes, he's responsible for defacing several monuments in the temples of Karnak, specifically sandblasting away any etchings referencing the slave trade during the Thutmosis dynasty.
>>55421023
>LeMartian
>>55420685
A rot
>>55424479
Niggers aren't smart enough to even come up with this one, that alone makes it worth looking into.
>>55427254
Not being certain is not at all the same thing as a complete and total mystery
>>55427877
>>55427832
didn't this guy also have some garbage reality show on the history channel?
>>55420685
why arent we investing in more pyramids to store grain?
