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>browse local craigs list
>see tons of ads by single moms looking to leech some poor beta fuck
>everything is exactly as /pol said
>/pol is always right
See for yourselves
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/w4m/5309906882.html
Lets see which part of the US is most degenerate. Post whatever local degeneracy you can find on your craigslist.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/w4m/5309674298.html
you just cant make this shit up
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>>55402201
I'll make Florida non-shitty one day.
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single moms r easiest pussy on the planet if you are not taking advantage of these morons you're missing out.
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OP don't you think it is cruel to mock these people?
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>>55402201
I found this on the camden new jersey craigslist a while back, made me smile.
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>>55402565
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Reading that gave me cancer
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>>55402707
>5'10
taller than me
can i support her?
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>>55402565
>Tyrone send pics pls
>Doesn't post pics
>Body Type BIG
>Height 5ft 1in
lololol
Fucking sea cow is trying to snag a dumb coon so she can quit Petsmart or some shit.
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>>55402201
The guy section is even more painful to read. I bet one of you faggots is him.
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>>55402429
>i am disable
no its not cruel. They're posting on a public forum fuck em
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>>55402786
your short insecurity is showing.
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>>55402201
>Body: big
kek
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>>55402803
Sea cow? She look like she has an alright body weight to me. Bitches don't have anything to sqeeze or grab.
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>>55403017
its the other one who said that one not the one from op's pic
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>>55402880
>6ft 165
I'm 5'8 and 170
This guy must be a skeleton
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>>55402429

Not in to getting pussy with baggage attached.

Single mothers are a cancer, and are slowly destroying our society.
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>>55403169
I'm ok with divorcees but 20-something single moms are garbage.
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>>55403017
Dude, you are looking at the wrong girl. The Faggot posted 2 links "Something Real" not "Need to know there is hope" At least the cunt from broward admitted that she is a crackhead cow and posted her horrible face. Honestly, women from Wisconsin are on average more attractive than her.
But stumpy mc-fat-fat and her 5'1" coalburning ass is too scurred to post pics.
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These honestly aren't even that bad. I've seen women admit to being 6 mos pregnant and soliciting dudes to come over and fuck her while her husband is at work.

NO CONDOMS NECESSARY!! was her selling point in the ad.
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>>55402880
Divorced and he still has it in him to try and get married again. He must be loaded, but he's still a fucking loser. Look at him, practically saying that he's willing to split his resources for pussy.
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>>55403017
That photo is the stereotypical fat chick profile pick, its shot so that all you can see is her face and upper chest and shes wearing a low cut tank top. Because fat chicks can have decent faces and have big tits that look good with the right bra. Theres a reason she only posted one pic and 80% of her body isn't in it.
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>>55403169
There's no baggage actually. These women hate their kids for ruining their lifestyle and love having a night out. They aren't looking for relationships or a father for they baby at all. The state is their kid's father
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>>55403218
>But stumpy mc-fat-fat and her 5'1" coalburning ass is too scurred to post pics.
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>>55402429

> 2015
> not using OKcupid and PlentyOfFish to fuck a different single mom every other night of the week

Just a few ground rules, and you'll never have a problem.

> never let them know where you live
> never give them your full name or real name if you can help it
> always use a burner pre-paid cell
> always use a burner e-mail account

And the biggest piece of advice I can give that will get you laid instantly on those sites, and I mean literally within hours:

> DO NOT TALK ABOUT SEX IN YOUR BIO or bring it up first in your initial conversations.

All you need to do is get them to meet you at a bar or restaurant, and if they show up, chances are you're already good to go as long as you play your cards right....cause they'll invite you back to their house every time for a good lay.

It is absolutely the cheapest, easiest, and quickest way to get laid by 5-7/10 quality chicks on the planet.

Granted, you're probably not gonna score 8's and up this way, but I guarantee you, you'll get more pussy and head than you've ever gotten in your life.

Hell, I went over to one's house for a free cooked dinner, who then decided that she didn't want to fuck because "she was ragging", and within 10 minutes of leaving her driveway, I was on my way to the next one that I had lined up and she fucked my brains out anyway.

Hook-up apps and single moms/freshly divorced/milfs are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Oh, and you will end up meeting a LOT of women who just want to cheat on their husbands....did a bunch of those too.

The cheaters tend to be the best, because they're starved for dick AND will even pay for the hotel room.

As long as you remember that all single moms are cum-dumpsters who are just waiting to be used like the whores they are, the better your life will be.
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>>55402707
So she has been whoring her whole life, taking drugs and doing tattoos - living the life as a "strong modern woman". A labile, unworthy and emotionally depleted broken overexploited creature, without any hope of stability. I bet she has tons of STD's and a debnt over the roof too, (which she expects her next husband to pay). Just look at her, she looks like shes going to cut her wrists any second now, (perhaps after throwing her baby out of the window).

She should have married at 20 and stayed submissive to the husband she thinks she deserves, not write pathetic profiles on craigs list.
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>>55402201
A fun game I like to play is to find a single mom with an ad on Craigslist and send her a message implying I'm not interested in her at all and just interested in her daughter(which is the truth). One time I did it this bitch had a picture with her and her daughter so I messaged her about how her daughter's so hot, way hotter than the old whore and so the next time she put that ad up she didn't use that picture so I e-mailed about how she wouldn't get any replies with just pictures of her ugly face. Good times
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>>55403336
>These women hate their kids for ruining their lifestyle and love having a night out. They aren't looking for relationships or a father for they baby at all. The state is their kid's father

That's baggage.

It's the psychotic personality that lead those dumb cunts to get knocked up out of wedlock in the first place.

Those whores should have their kids taken away, and their tubes tied.
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>>55403336
It has already become legal precedent that a boyfriend can becone as liable as a formal husband for sustaining the lifestyle to which Mom has become accustomed.
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>>55403432
>> always use a burner pre-paid cell

Nah bruh dual sim has changed that game. You can get a second # for $15 a month and have them both going at once.
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>>55403445
Looks like sweden isnt dead yet. busting out the debnt bantz hahaha good point
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>>55403652
who the fuck is talking about boyfriends? they don't want boyfriends, they want their old lives back where they could go out and ride the cock carousel.

All that "i put my kids above everything" shit is pure bullshit, they want dick straight up.
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>>55403445
funny/10 sweden. glad to hear from a white guy from your flag. that will be a rare case in the next year or so.
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>>55402880
Why is partner in crime the most cringe worthy thing to see
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>>55403475
That's just creepy and sad dude.
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>>55403653

> implying the whole point is making sure that the number can't be traced back to you

Granted, that makes it simple for a burner #, but trust me when I say, you DO NOT want these psycho cunts having an easy way to track down who you really are if they decide to get clingy or stalker on your ass.....ESPC if they're cheaters....because you DO NOT want their husbands showing up at your house or your work because they paid the $20 to get a reverse name ID off your number.

If I learned anything on these sites, it's that women as a general rule, are FUCKING NUTS......and some are just batshit insane.

It's great to drop a load in them once, but do yourself a favor and don't ever see them more than 2 or 3 times.....ever....otherwise you're just asking for a shitstorm.
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>>55403432
post stories
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>this thread
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>>55403826
No, it's fun. And using CL at all is creepy and sad anyway.
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>>55404723

This. I do that on POF. Hit up the 40 and 50 year olds. So you have a teenage daughter? Is she at least 18? Can you give a brother a hookup? Threesome?
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>>55404804
>Is she at least 18?
What's the point of hitting on a bitch to try and get with her daughter if her daughter is a granny? Why even go through the trouble of playing the gambit if you could get the daughter the normal way? A single mom is a way to get a preteen girl, numbnuts.
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>>55402779
>manlet
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>>55402707
Who the fuck would touch that?
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>>55405246
shitskin
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>>55402201
>https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/w4m/5309674298.html
my sides look at this /pol/ cant be wrong

holy mother of topity keks
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>>55405647
forgot pic
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>>55404804
What if their status says they look for long term relationship?
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>>55403135

A friend of mine is 6'1'" and weighs 130. He practically is a skeleton.
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>>55405417
thats rich coming a Turkish rape baby
pay debt fucking poorfag
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Maybe this >>55405777 is for you >>55403432
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>>55402658

lol, child, that has been on the internet since dialup
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>>55405697
Fuck.
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>>55405697
What Is Up With This?
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I'm fucking cringing.
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>>55403432
>anon posts useful advice
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>>55406217
fucking jesus

>>55405697
she actually sounds nice.

shame about the uhh physical presence
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Craigslist ads in my location are almost exclusively fake. Something like 20 bot posts per day in each w4m section.
I'm surprised at how physically attractive Craigslist girls are, if you encounter a real one.
I mean, I'm sure they're all crazy meth addicts with STDs: but they aren't as ugly as I expected.
Asian girls seem to use it a bit too. Possibly they don't see it as shameful as white girls and/or they find it preferable to get discreet dick from CL than going to a club.
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>>55402201
hello darkness my old friend
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>>55403432
>OKcupid
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>>55406864
It's interesting how internet cultures develop, isn't it? POF is quite different to OKC.
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>>55405777
>>55405919

Ok, yea, I'll take this one...

> learn how to tell bitches exactly what they want to hear, while being non-committal the whole time.

It REALLY helps to be a good liar....and having enough sense to be able to judge on how apt she is to put out.

Normally, these "I'm looking for long term" cunts are easy to play, but you'll learn to recognize fairly quickly how easy or not it is to get in their pants.

One rule of thumb that I've ALWAYS lived by and has served me well is this:

> if she hasn't put out by the 3rd date, not even a handjob...she's probably not going to anytime soon, and she's not worth the effort or the money to keep taking out for what amounts to free dinners and nights out on the town on your dime....while giving nothing in return.

If a bitch acts like she expects to have money spent on her in order to get into those panties, and she hasn't fucked you by the second or third date, drop that gold-digging whore like a bad habit, because she's using you.

"long term" chicks can be easy pickings if you have a golden tongue like I do, but a lot of them tend to be the "I'm not that kind of girl" type....at least until you've tongue thrashing her clit.

A lot of it is situational, but if you got your game down, it doesn't matter, cause they'll fuck you anyway....you just need to know when you're either getting taken for a ride or wasting your time on some cunt who wants all her cake and wants to eat it too.
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>>55403432
Yes, /pol/. This is how you help the white race. By exploiting low class mothers for sex.
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>>55403432
>The cheaters tend to be the best, because they're starved for dick AND will even pay for the hotel room.

yep had a girl cheat on her boyfriend of 7 years with me on halloween.

we fucked in my car right outside her boyfriends apartment lmao
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>>55405697
kek taking a photo in a bathroom stall and... WAIT WHAT?
>height : 4'11"
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>>55402201
Try strictly platonic instead.
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Well /pol/? She likes traditional gender roles, She's not a feminist and she's looking for a real man.
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>>55402707
i love seeing women like this.
be miserable, bitch.
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>>55407174
>It REALLY helps to be a good liar
It's probably one of the things I am truly good at, I can play people like a fiddle.
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>>55407500
>5'9
>body: heavy
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>>55405697
Oh fuck I live in Bradenton
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>>55407263
Actually that IS HELPFUL.

Think about it, in time passed you couldn't just fuck most women, right? There was an expectation of chaste courtship and marriage before sex. Of course, sex did happen but it was uncommon and difficult enough that men did not consider it very shameful to pay prostitutes for sex.
Men fucked whores and most other women remained undamaged goods.

Single mothers could/should be the whores of today. They are already ruined, they've fucked their lives.

If you're fucking non-single mothers you're just making those women increasingly less suitable for long-term relatioships.
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>>55402880
>...!!!
you could scrape the insecurity with a knife.
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>>55404087
>PlentyOfFish/OKcupid

What have you found the best 'posted' age range to be?
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Hornets question, why are there so many single mothers nowadays?
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>>55402201
Well desu i think any man above 20 know this.. dont need pol for that
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>>55408385
I take it you mean particularly young women and are not including older divorcee types?
The welfare state enables it.
It could be that there are actually less of these situations today but in the past they gave up the babies for adoption.
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it's really hilarious how women act once they're past their prime. there's a lady on my local craigslist that posts an ad with a title like "trying this ONE MORE TIME" then putting shit like "I'm giving up after this!" in the ad. like a bunch of men are going to rush in to her 35 year old overweight used up pussy begging for her attention. and the bitch posts this like once a week.

it's just so strange.
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>>55408659
There's one on mine that posts and re-posts:
>QUALITY NOT QUANTITY
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>>55406217
>im also open to other signs, as long as our plants align

Atleast her schizophrenia is making sure she isn't creating any offspring.
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>>55407596

> I'm a good liar

That's good, it'll help you a lot.

Just remember, women are born fucking liars.

Don't trust a word out of their fucking mouth's, because chances are, she's lying her tits off to you.

As long as you always keeps that fact in the back of your mind, you'll be alright bro.

The whole trick is being better at it than they are, and recognizing when they're trying to play you.

The biggest reason I stay away from single moms for anything than dropping a load in is because:

> A: They're single moms for a reason...and normally they are the ones who destroyed their marriage in the first place, which can only translate into you being the next guy to get screwed over if you make the mistake of doing anything but letting them take your load down their throat.

B: They will ALWAYS use their children as an excuse to break it off with you the moment they find another guy with more money or a bigger house.....while claiming it's because "my kid doesn't like you" or some other crock of shit....all because you didn't let her tongue kiss you after she swallowed your load or some other ridiculous reason like that.

Women are fucked up, but single mothers are 100x worse.
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>20 year old single white female looking for a quick donation. willing to do just about anything sexual. must be able to host and must be in the Daytona or ormond area. DISCRETION IS A MUST!!! I DONT WANT YOUR PICTURE AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING MINE SO DONT ASK. Its a way to protect my identity and yours. I have short blonde hair, baby blue eyes, and I'm chubby so if you're looking for a supermodel body with no flaws you anit gonna find it here but if you want a real woman with a tight pussy here I am (:
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>>55408916
You sound like you actually considered one for more than that at some point.
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Dont fall for the anonymous sex trap, just beat off quicker and get back to tv or video games or what ever.
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757-fag here.

Take a gander: http://norfolk(DOT)craigslist.org/search/w4m?hasPic=1
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>>55409217
best advice in thread. rub one out and you'll quickly be disgusted that you were thinking of fucking some whore on craigslist.
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> Private discreet gloryhole for married straight cops who need release. Local cops, county sheriff or state policemen all welcome. Convieniet to I-4 and 417 for state police passing thru area. This is for white, hispanic or asian men only. Gloryhole will be available for use today from 9am-1pm or so. Other uniformed or blue collar men will be considered. But uniformed cops are always to the front of the line. If you need some amazing head, you just walk in use the the hole intil you nut, then jusr zip up and walk out. Send your age, a brief description and if you are cut or uncut, as well as the time you want to stop by.

>straight
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>>55409217
This actually always happens to me

I'll start reading ads, or start looking at dating profiles and get really hard.

I end up cumming, click back over to the ads page and going 'meh'

It's hard to realize sometime your just after the nut. Wisdom wank ftw
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>>55408294

That depends on a couple of things....

If you're a younger guy in your 20's, it's pretty much open range across the entire board for you if you look remotely fuckable.....ESPC with older women (late 30's-early 40's) who only want dick anyway.

If you're like me, and above 35, it pays to stick with 25 and up....generally the closer they are to 40 (35-42) the more apt you are to get laid like a madman.

Anything younger than 25-28, and you really have nothing to talk about and really nothing to get your foot in the door conversationally to getting your cock in her mouth after words.

But more often than not, women are hitting their "sexual peak" around 38-42....and that's the ones who almost always put out without much effort or money on your part.
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>>55408385
Why wouldn't there be? Overindulged, delusional, arrogant and self-absorbed freaks with no respect towards tradition or nation, no education and massive unjustified self-importence. They are uncharming, badly groomed, selfish, shallow, prude, delusional, unoriginal, weak and afraid, all thanks to those dreams of becoming the "female CEO of the next megabank" like the women on the tv show "Desperate housewifes"
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>>55409642
>no respect towards tradition or nation,

Not to mention the lack of respect for their child who will statistically be worse off in almost every single measure
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>>55402707
If I were a recruiter for a cult I'd go after people like this.
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>>55405697
>I have a roommate & I 420

Do she weighs 420 lbs or she smokes weed? Or is it both?
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>>55410336
I'm thinking both.
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>>55409103

In a land and time far, far away....yea....ONCE.

Right after I got out of college, I met one that I thought was worth a shit.

Boy, little did I fucking know.

She, like every one I've ever met, turned out just like all the rest.

Just another greedy whore looking for a fucking free ride....then half your shit when she's found the next schmuck....who she'll do the same thing to.

Luckily I didn't let it get nowhere near as far as she was pushing for, and after 2 months of her bullshit, I dropped her like a fucking stone.

And that was almost 20 years ago.
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>>55410416
>tfw you will never be high as fuck and eating fried chicken with your massive strong black woman who don't need no man even though she's looking for a man online
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>>55403432
>friday night horny as fuck
>catch a glimpse of a girl, rocker style 7/10 on my bus stop
>sit beside her while talking to some friends, she notices me
>tfw she overheard our conversation and found me on fb
>we went on a date on sunday and proceed to fuck
>when she takes of her clothes she doubles in size, and turns into a 4/10, landwhale sorcery i suppose
>she leaves in the morning and sends me a text on tuesday
>"i already miss you"
>i text her back "watch out for those feelings"
>"my bad it was the spellcheck"
>we never talked again

we even broke my bed, doesn't matter, had sex.
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Bragging about fucking desperate old whores.

Are you guys for real?
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>>55410145

> mfw if you only knew just how many women are secretly this fucked up in the head

Dude, I've seen crazier....and fucked it.

Here's another great life lesson for you younger pups on here:

> no matter how good she looks, no matter how bangin dat ass is....NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN A CRAZY BITCH

It may not bite you in the ass the first time, maybe not even the second....but you WILL eventually get burned REAL bad if you keep doing it.

That is just how the fuck it works, and there is no deviation from that fact.

It does NOT pay to fuck a psychotic cunt.
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>>55403280
Is that Radcliff, KY? I'm from a town right next to it--not Elizabethtown, lol.
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>>55410726
>tfw you will never be high as fuck and watching your massive strong black woman eat a family-size bucket of fried chicken and she won't let you have a piece because it's barely a meal for her as it is

FTFY
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>>55410794
Fat bitches always look better with clothes on than without. Something to keep in mind.
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>>55411350

> not realizing that desperate old whores need dick too, and are much more grateful for it and willing to do so much more to keep getting it.

Not to mention, brother...it sucks to get old.

When I was 20, you wouldn't of caught me dead with anything older than 23....and if it wasn't 18-19, I wasn't really interested.

Young pussy may be the best when it comes to looks, but old pussy will suck your asshole straight thru the head of your cock and make you feel like you came 3 gallons.
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>THIS BITCH LITERALLY WANTS YOU TO BE CU CKED

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/5309890026.html
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>>55411620
but how do you spot a fat chick in first place?
to me she seemed like she was close to 80kg, when undressed she gained another 20, i should've asked what kind of food she was into i guess.
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>>55410794

> when she takes of her clothes she doubles in size, and turns into a 4/10, landwhale sorcery i suppose

Man, that's like every single mom on the planet these days.

If they've popped out a kid, ESPC more than one, you can pretty much count on her body looking like a fucking circus mirror and a topographical map.

The ones that don't, generally are married to some chad thundercock douchebag with money....who they're milking for every cent he's got.
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>>55412090
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https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/5309936141.html

>He wasn't a good man and he also never gave my mom an orgasm in her life so I guess I hope an American Army man would be able to do that at some point and put him in his place and make her happy for once.

is she asking me to fuck her mom?
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>>55405697

Kek, I grew up in that town. There's a lot more obese negresses where that came from.
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>>55412787
Yes. Fuck her and her mom at the same time.

Live the DREAM ANON. LIVE IT
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https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/5310029434.html

my god.
>Doesn't even put a picture of her face.
typical fat.
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>>55411620
>>55412276

lesson learned, be weary of overweight one night stands
>mfw she got on all 4s
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You know what they say: Don't put your dick in crazy.

But I'm at the point where if put my dick in to anything desu senpai
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>>55406864
Are you kidding me? I don't know what half that is.
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>meet a chick on Craigslist late at night whose DTF
>go out to meet her at her place
>sends a text before I get there asking if I can wait until her roommate goes to bed
>sure, go out and get something to drink
>an hour later and no response when I ask her if her roommate is asleep
>don't get laid that night
>she didn't respond to the text I sent the next day
Women.
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>>55402786
>manlets BTFO
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>>55405697
Every Fucking Word Starts With Big Letter
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>>55402201
Ok... I'm gonna throw it out there.

It's way too much effort. I'd rather throw some money at a back page slut or drop some cash at the local rub and tug.
Not having to worry about catching feelings. They always use protection. And you don't have to worry about lying. You know what they want, they know what you want. Simple as that.
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>>55402880

Literally proof anyone over 6' is a lanklet faggot. As if we needed any more evidence. Lanklies, when will they learn?
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>>55402658
Playing w/fire on those listings, breh... Camden is no place to fuck around in.
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>>55414522
Big letters for a big girl anon. With the weight of her fingers the words automatically capitalize themselves.

But for real, that's a lot of work to capitalize each word like that. I'm sure she dropped a pound after that.
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>>55402201
God bless
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>>55410794
>i text her back "watch out for those feelings"
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>>55403475
uhh....
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Oklahoma is full of these.

I spent my 20's fucking around with some of the more attractive ones between girlfriends. All I needed to do was hang out with her at a coffee or sushi place right outside my neighborhood, take her back home, watch a movie and then screw like crazy. I had a stint of about one a weekend, and some regulars inbetween for an entire summer.

Like 75% of them are 'going to trade school for cosmotology' which I'm pretty sure is code for 'real work is hard, so I'm going to cut hair until I find a sucker to support me'.
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>>55403475
Funny but kinda fucked up. You should make better use of your time.
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>>55407500
YUO JUS CATN HALDNE REAL WOMYN
REAL MEN LIEK MEAT ON BONES #FACT #TRUTH
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>check out the m4w page on Craigslist to see what competition I have
>its 75% guys that are 40 or above
The world really is my oyster at 19.
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>>55405697
>Body type
>Average
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not a woman but kek

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/m4w/5306713656.html
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>>55415755
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>>55415685
Yeah... It's average here I the US... You didn't know anon?
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>>55415385
Bitch looks like Majin Buu
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>landwhale
>disabled
>32
>still has a tall preference
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https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/5293316978.html
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>>55403280
Poor guy.
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post screen caps you nigs
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>looking for women over 25
>nearly all have children
>the ones that don't are the size of the Moon
>all have degenerate tattoos and piercings
Welp.
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>>55416299
Some people have ridiculously high standards.
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>>55402707
Religion: Christian Gnostic
>Santeria? Bitch, what?
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>>55416277
>tall dark man
Nigger
>Fighting for autismbux
Kek
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>>55416299
What the hell is up with New York today?
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>>55403208
>I'm ok with divorcees

C U C K

Literally the only non-shit single mother is a widow
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>>55416587
It's that thing from africa where people pretended to worship saints while in reality they were still worshipping their demons.
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>>55415613
It is, I'm 29 and I wasted the last 10 years
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>>55416638
greatness is up my friend.

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/stp/5310164235.html
>trying to live the life of a beautiful African American transsexual Barbie doll
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hey guys, im the black bull in this picture.. why do i always receive so much attention from white women?
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>>55407775
Me too, bro. The struggle is real.
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>>55416667
You can be a divorcee and not be a single mother.

It's extremely rare, of course.
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>>55416837
Look for the ads of women who beg for free shit
We can play bingo

[_] God bless!
[_] single mom
[_] pls gibs I have muh 3+ chilluns
[_] single mom & pregnant (again)
[_] made some mistakes in the past
[_] daddy left
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>footfags
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>>55417113
I checked all these off as soon as I opened up the classifieds to be honest
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>>55417165
>this bitch getting cummed on for a pair of shoes
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>trap wants to cuddle
I wonder if he looks passable
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>>55417325
https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/wan/5286161010.html

[_] God bless!
[X] single mom
[_] pls gibs I have muh 3+ chilluns
[X] single mom & pregnant (again)
[_] made some mistakes in the past
[_] daddy left

Maybe we need to expand the checklist to keep things interesting
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>>55417563
Only if you're a faggot
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>>55405697
That's a big girl
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>>55407263
Get a load of this fucking nerd. Nobody cares about your muh white rice, tubby
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>>55416982

It goes for them too m8. Just means she's a poor judge of character. Why the fuck did she marry him in the first place if he was bad enough to divorce?
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>>55416950
are you even trying?
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>This thread

Sick fucks, the lot of you.
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>>55402707

>gnostic/christian

Don't these two groups practically hate each other?
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>>55417786
for you
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>>55405697
that's a huuuuuge biii.... Does it need a response?
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>>55402429
Yea nigga

But they never have time for you so it only a one time thing that and you gotta wait a few weeks
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>>55407500
DO IT FAGG... I can't even. Don't put your dick in that. Have some fucking respect for yourself.
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>>55411350
Congratulations on fucking some nasty whore, you degenerate.
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>>55403432
This nigga knows whats up
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>>55416950
>tfw bitches fuck all my black friends but not me

should I just go back to hanging out with aspie white dudes?
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>>55406864
genuinely have no idea what 80% of them mean and i studied psychology for 6 years at university
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>>55405697
how now brown cow
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>>55404087
Seriously why the burner tho? Nigga thats a littls extra. Most bitches wont call u back after a night or two after sex.

Nigga the hoes just want my BBC NIGGA And then they leave
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>>55402201
>Post whatever local degeneracy you can find on your craigslist.

Everything on craigslist is degenerate dude.
>>
>Hurr durr I had sex
Well done spreading hatred and nihilism, you edgy assclowns.
>>
Do you want to play /pol/? Here is how:
>1. Go to your local craigslist
>2. Go to >for sale> wanted
>3. type"mother" in the search bar
>4. find a post by a single mother wanting something for little to no money
>5.Count your points and post your find

Scoring goes like this:
>1 point for each child
>1 point if she mentions religion
>2 points if she ends the post with "godbless"
>1 point for picture
>2 points for family/father drama
>1 point requesting an expensive service for free
>1 point for female stupidity
>bonus if /pol/ related
>bonus for horrendous grammar
>bonus for probable drug addict
>bonus for hilarious
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Don't you want a TV Fantasie, Anon?
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>>55420053
https://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/wan/5272469515.html

This one hits alot
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>>55420053
>TV for muh chilluns
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>>55420174
>Fantasie
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>>55420415
3 kids, clearly no dad in the picture. This is why the welfare state has failed the idiots aren't able to kill themselves and their children off anymore through starvation.
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>>55402786
>tfw 5'11"
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>3 for kids
>1 for religion
>2 for family drama
>1 for requesting furniture and appliances
>1 for female stupidity
>bonus: horrendous grammar
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>>55420053
Michiganfag here. Detroit CL is playing on easy mode.
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>>55421091
I like she has 3 kids and is disabled

but then you realize you can be called disabled if you are too fat
it all makes sense
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>american nigger searches for white dutch cock

http://amsterdam.craigslist.org/w4m/5287021112.html
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>>55421443
>18
>uses craiglist

how fucking desperate can you get jesus
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>>55421119
Try playing in Canada, it's fucking hard mode, closest I've gotten to a god reference is somebody saying it would be a blessing to get something and not a lot of results to go on.
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>>55403432
Lol literally my exact system when I was in my early 20's. Had to constantly remake accounts by proxy because the amount of copy/paste spam messages I sent out. Also I would recommend not having a face pic public and send only in message. I saw plenty of people I knew on there so its bound you'd get recognized.
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are you man enough to put a ring on it?
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>>55421443
>Sweet American Girl
I don't have a frog smug enough for this.
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>implying you're not tempted to contact him and bash his face in
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>>55421972
Kyle?
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>>55421972
high test
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>>55403280
this saddens me
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>>55421989
Wait, is this a guy wanting to sissify someone or a girl wanting to do it?
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>>55421972
>put a ring on it
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>>55415385
Why are the ones from my area always fat?
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>>55403135
Fatass
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>>55422177
>https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/5309890026.html

he wants you to pay 250 dollars to be buttfucked
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>>55421972
I'd eat them turkey wings if you catch my drift
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>her only requirement is that you not be a manlet
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>>55422377
You dirty dog
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>>55416950
desu it's the hat, not the louisville slugger
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>>55418376

There were early attempts by some Christians to be gnostic or to have gnostic themes but it was usually zealously detested by the rest of the Christians.

Not to mention who the fuck is gnostic in this day and age. I can get the appeal of recongizing a demiurge but the essence of gnoscitism is such an ascetic level of 'the flesh is evil, the spirit is good' that you would have to live like an Indian fakir to actually be gnostic. Which is irrelevant because in this case it's white-liberal 'my people are not my own' special snowflakeism. Being perceived by your social circles that you are an exotic gnostic or Zoroastrian or that Jewish Kaballah is more important than actually being it.

As for the topic, it's a nice bit of schauenfreud for women who 'had it all' in their younger years getting a taste of life not being fair. It's not in the /r9k/ sense of revenge fantasy but more just the fact that someone gets to experience that life is not merciful and not kind. Those teen and early 20 paradise types join the rest of the world in realizing the drearyness of living life long after the thrill of living is gone.
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>>55422292
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>>55405417
Absolutely fucking gold coming from the GREECEY TURK.
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>>55405697
drive through Bradenton all the time, should I pick her up? Reallywant someone to "Keep me warm".
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>>55406217
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>>55416950

bull? the nigger in the pic? he's scrawny as fuck..
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>>55407500
Shelton, WA? h hey neighbor.
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>>55420367

That one actually made me sad. Maybe because she's the only one I've seen in this thread that's also asking for a job and seems to have had several of them (indicating she at least makes an effort to not be a total leech). Poor girl.
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>>55403432

Christ, what a degenerate society. Go for it, fuck 'em and dump 'em. Lucky you.

Reminder: whores carry microchimerism with DNA in their pussies, rectums, throats and brains from being cummed in by the train of chads and betas.

Go the Indian route with the male birth control surgery that snip and seal the ends of the sperm tubes. You can fuck them and cum in them, and they will cry wondering why they could not get preggy to fuck you over for money (golddigger).

Pimp and dump forever, but still goddamn degenerate. YOLO, bitch!
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>>55420367
So is she whoring herself? Is this some sugar daddy thing?
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>>55407500
I want a REAL man said the tattoo'd up sagging skin smoking fat whore with a fedora haircut.
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>>55422450
She actually rejected lanklets, too which is literally more than half the non-manlet population. Picky slag.
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>>55402707

Jesus Christ indeed.

Run away, not walk. Run. A basket case whore searching for redemption while looking to suck, fuck and dig for gold.

Btw, she looks ten years older, in late 30's. Sign of self-abuse that lead to aging poorly. Jesus.
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>>55402880

>"partner in crime"

Wat
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>>55422316
these are the women who recognize how low their sex market value is. Since it is so difficult for them to fulfill their conquest for a suitable male, they have to search through the scraps.
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>>55402565

The correct answer is a worthless fat sow with self esteem issue, preferring Tyrone's mythical giant cock to snake through her mucus-slimed slit overlaid by fat rolls.
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>>55402786

> it is the ultimate arrogance for mortals to play divine
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>>55402315

Daily reminder Florida is the refuse and trash can of America.

Read too many goddamn stupid and slimy sex crime news from Florida.

Utah is the Florida of the West. I lived here for a long time. White trash, miscegenation, wetbacks babbering gibberish, tattoo and vaping, the whole 9 yard.
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>>55425364
The sad part is, she'd probably be a 7/10 if she wasn't a hamplanet.
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NIGGER HATE FUCKS

https://soundcloud.com/assclowns-united/jungle-life
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>>55416816
m64^0.5 I'm older have dated late teens and early 20s.
I didn't start dating til I was 28.
It's not over.
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>>55403280

> multiple vehicles
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>>55417643
Yes - get a bunch more and make a bingo
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>>55403017
fat bitch detected
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>>55403208
besides the fact that you just KNOW babidaddi was a fuckin nog.
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>>55411902
>dat pic
I wonder if he has reverse cat vitiligo too.
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>>55403265
look asshole, i was lonely aight
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>>55403280
I are using Anglish Lenguage
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>>55422292
>>
Craigslist? What is that, like Schindler's List? Somebody ought to tell Craig the Jews are doing just fine now-- excelling even
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>>55404087
its really cute that you seem to honestly believe youre some sort of thundercock god. youre the chump who answered a fuckin craigslist ad. way to get used, Sadboy.
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>>55420053
4 kids. Multiple, simultaneous dramas, stupidity, horrible grammar, etc.

I lost track after 20 points.
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>>55404358

I concur. So much fucking signalling from angry repressed virgins.

>I treat women like shit! Im such a man!
>I have lots of meaningless sex! Im such a man!

Kill yourselves faggots. >>>/r9k/
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>>55407338
yeah, when she lays down.
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>>55414522
its called a capital letter fuckwad.
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>miami

If it's not the jews, it's the cubans, if not them it's the niggers on bath salts fucking gators.
>>
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/w4m/5310319762.html
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>>55402707
>Christian Gnostic

I'm pretty well versed in this area, I will contributing to a journal of the study of Gnosticism that is coming out soon. I'm going to go ahead and doubt her "nerd cred".

Anyone who is serious about exploring this type of spirituality converts to Eastern Orthodoxy (I did). In the hope of avoiding an argument theosis and gnosis aren't necessarily that different.

Seems like a "OH YOU DUNNO WHAT THAT IS WELL SIR *TIP* LET ME EXPLAIN" hook to be honest with you family.
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>>55406217
troll.
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>>55402201
http://sydney.craigslist.com.au/w4m/5304033274.html
>page after page of "bby wan sum fuk" and extreme degeneracy
>chinese immigrant misunderstands what craigslist is for and posts this
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>>55406864
what a load of shit. anyone with that on their profile aint gettin dick from me
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>>55407174
>if you have a golden tongue like I do
wank yourself a little harder you fat lonely fuck. bet youve never fingered anything but your own asshole.
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>>55408916
boy, somebody's girlfriend wised up and bailed. pathetic.
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>>55407596
please, tell us more. you sound soooo interesting.
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>super christian woman looking for super 100% christian man

>uses Indian picture of lady with dot on her forehead

http://abbotsford.craigslist.ca/w4m/5300868948.html
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>>55407777
>There was an expectation of chaste courtship and marriage before sex.

are you fucking joking? people have always been debaucherous little perverts. always. just because the church or state of a certain era said people should act a certain way does not, in any fucking way, mean they did. perhaps they kept up appearances but for the most part people were horribly filthy at every level of society for all of mankinds history.
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>>55402201
>Look at my city
>Every woman looking for a male is fat or "curvy"
>Majority are in their 30's

Depressing.
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>>55404723
Speak for your self, Craigslist is amazing for buying cars from inexperienced people for cheap
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>>55402201
gaddaym
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>>55403135
165 makes you skinny, but not a fatass manlet like you
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>>55410521
yeah, seems like youve gotten over it well.
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>>55414249
she probably saw you outside and bailed, bro.
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