This is the official comfy thread for the debate
underdog debate starting now, real debate in 2 hours
Forgot the stream
http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1251429410001/fox-business-network/
Can someone link the stream that works outside of America? Something about "hulkcs" or something.
(no disrespect to americans)
>>55398900
http://www.hulkusc.com/the-republican-debate-live-streaming-presidential-election-2016/
>>55399002
Thanks sir.
THANKS FOR THE COMFY THREAD ANON!
/comfy/
Can we post cute girls during break?
How long until Trump?
Gettin Comfy
>>55398804
implying anybody wants to watch fuckabee, christie, jindal and whoever the other loser is
im not comfy
the kidde table has too many keks
i cant watch this
>>55398804
I'm up all night to get comfy
>>55399283
Yes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IgrhJSAaYIc
Fun fact: rick santorum once called Obama a niggeron live TV by accident
>>55399422
Cool, can we also post exhentai shit?
>>55399484
LMAO
Santorum is truly the dumbest guy in the Republican party.
>>55398804
Anyone who got 'I believe' in a debate drinking-game just got btfo by Christie.
>>55399484
sounds like he meant to say negotiations, you stupid fuck. The word nigger doesnt even fit in that sentence.
>>55399402
>watching kiddies
you're doing it wrong, get comfy instead
check list
-coco or tea
-blanket
-background music
>>55399716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
Good background music.
>>55399716
okay i just sat a potted cactus on my desk
>>55398804
>>55398863
Comfy thread? You guys should be here:
http://comfy.zone
SYRIANS BTFO
why won't these people just drop out.
Christie deflecting hard.
How embarrassing does it have to be to be Chris Christie or Mike Huckabee?
>>55401133
Not as bad as if you're Graham
Anyone here know of a stream with the .m3u8 extension? My PC literally can't play videos/streams without burning and crashing, my only hope is to play them via my smartTV, which only takes .m3u8 streams.
Christie really should be with the other group, get rid of that democrat kasich for godssake.
>>55402069
Get a warrant you fat fuck
GET TO THE MAIN DEBATE
>>55402611
Yeah these guys are losers...
>>55398804
thanks comfy bro
the sticky is full of faggots (again)
lel the jewwed Christie's mic, but he still dispensed a few redpills on the Fed
i never considered that they are keeping rates low because they are supporting the DNC narrative of government run economy = good
What's Trump's stance on the fed?
>>55403022
I'm not sure he has elaborated, but I've heard he likes the idea of sound money (aka gold standard)
>best private healthcare system in the world
ehh
I love Lady Purple's eyes, she stares into my soul
With /pol/ abandoning Randlet and greatly standing behind Trump, does this show /pol/ has finally seen the light and abandoned the meme political ideology of libertarianism and embraced superior nationalism?
>>55403279
>meme political ideology of libertarianism
it always was just a meme
>>55399242
>>55399716
OH OH OH
ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?!
>>55403279
Why aren't you at work, faggot?
Oh right, your just another socialist with a new name for it.
>>55403483
I'm a student on study break and my part time job is only on weekends.
>>55403419
YES ALL NIGHT
>>55403562
a college student who's also a socialist?
who would of thought...
>>55403614
WEW LAD
GOOD WORK!
>>55403731
>nationalism is socialism
>anything that isn't libertarian is socialism
God you lolbertardrians are retarded. Enjoy your open borders and global markets, cu.ckold.
Also, in anglo nations, college means high school, not University. I'm not a college student.
>>55403853
you dont work, you are a perpetual student who wants other whites to pay for you to shitpost at 2pm on a weekday
your a socialist
THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR AN HOUR
>>55404004
>you dont work
But I do.
>you are a perpetual student who wants other whites to pay for you to shitpost at 2pm on a weekday
I don't receive government assistance. Though only a race traitor would ever oppose government assistance to patriots who wish to further their education but cannot afford it on their own means despite their talent. Fortunately, I can afford it, because I am lucky enough to be an employed white man despite the fact jobs are constantly decreasing due to an influx of cheap labour through uncontrolled mass immigration, something libertarians also support.
>>55404030
Whack your pud.
And lol at this chubby geezer hitting on the two hottie moderators.
>>55404135
bullshit, you are a NEETsoc and afraid to admit it
>>55404279
Oh, I'll be whackin it allright.
>>55404349
>I have no argument so I must throw around baseless rhetoric as an insult.
Literally every conversation with a libertarian.
>>55404531
Who dat?
>>55404534
perhaps people dont want to have an honest discussion with you, because you are just an obnoxious faggot?
im certain you are a loser, but not even you are lame enough to be a high school student watching a republican babby debate at 2pm on a schoolday.
your a NEET and its obvious.
>>55404891
I thought I already explained it. I'm a university student on study break.
>>55404573
FUCKING CHRIST GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU TEENAGE SCUM
>>55404977
I'm 23 years old.
>>55405098
Yea, and I was born in the '80s.
>he doesn't know who fucking Maria Bartiromo is
>>55405263
Good for you, that still doesn't make me a teenager.
Nope I don't know who she is. I've literally never heard or read that name in my life.
>>55405340
I can't stand ignorant fucks like you.
>>55405098
It's Maria Bartiromo. She'll be moderating the debate tonight and not, unfortunately, sitting on my face.
>>55405098
THAT'S A REALLY SLEEPY AGE ANON
pls don't bully each other this is the comfy thread ;_;
>>55403121
we know he loves gold...
Reporting in for comfy thread
>>55403279
it just shows that the jew always wins
sticky was impossible to deal with, reporting in /comfy/
>>55405395
You're not actually saying anything, just hurtling insults. I see you as the ignorant one and I've even explained why.
>>55405420
Oh okay, now I know.
Thank god for /comfy/
Will Fox start on time or will they pull a CNN/CNBC?
The fucking stream blows dick. Any solid streams out there?
>>55405677
Same reason I came here anon, how do you think will rock this debate anon?
>>55405830
comfy.zone
>Rand looks so tiny
Getting put next to Jeb! is not good for him
COLOR GUARD
the fuck is this
a football game
>national anthem
>>55405975
Never mind, that's Kasich
>>55405975
First of all Rand Paul shouldn't even be up there
It's always so awkward when the anthem is sang. It's so cheesy and outdated and melodramatic.
>>55406066
>there's no jet flyover
BULLSHIT tbqh
>lou dobbs
that nigga is still around?
>>55406110
wrong
>>55406130
thawed out for this
What the fuck is with the batshit intros to these things
my body is ready for attacks on shillary
Who thought a "rolling" sticky was a better idea than just making new stickies?
Who thought it was a good idea to let the mod hover over the thread the ENTIRE TIME and keep it "on topic"
fuck it
>a debate without leftist shills asking the questions
oh man
dis gon b good
>>55406272
everything has to have its own hype video now because our society has become a parody of itself
>>55406321
stickies are never good
>>55406289
At least Christie's not on the main stage. Every other name out of his mouth is Hillary Clinton. It's the primary bro, not the main election...
>>55406370
He's not campaigning for president, he's campaigning for another position in the party. Hence why he's being a good little attack dog and staying on message.
IT'S FOOTBALL DAAAAAY
Is it physically possible for republicans to have any event without bowing before the spectre of Reagan?
>>55406436
I want them to lower a tiny model of him from the ceiling to dance around
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>Trump got the smallest pop
FIX
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>>55406349
too fast there
but too slow here
Rubio is gonna win tonight you heard it here first
Goddamn, Bush. At least smile.
REAGAN AND HILLARY
>>55406436
no. thats when they peaked
>>55406545
it'll pick up once it gets going
>>55406436
The Republican office in my town has a huge portrait of Reagan painted on the side of the building lmao, it's like a block away from my house.
Trump/Abbot 2016
someone ask a question about bitcoin
I want a life size statue of Trump giving a thumbs up in my living room
>>55406321
I would bet money its an /sp/ mod.
They often lurk the MMA and NFL threads, deleting anything they decide is offtopic and drawing attention to posts that would have been completely ignored otherwise.
This Cavuto muhfucker is so pompous... So pompous..
fiorina being present is not /comfy/
>Cavuto almost said "make America great"
kek
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER:
IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!
TRUMP 2016
>This has been a paid advertisement by the Trump for President 2016 campaign. All expenses are documented by the Federal Election Commission http://www.fec.gov/.
MCDONALDS FRYCOOKS BTFO
Let Texas secede
Why the FUCK don't they just cut the mics when they go over? If you warn them ahead of time "hey, you see that big ass countdown behind me? you're muted once it hits 0:00" then its not really rude to do it
makes no goddam sense
Trump lose his voice?
I AM GETTING SUPER COMFY RIGHT NOW DESU
I like Trump's honesty
>>55406856
That's because Carson is talking and he's stoned as fuck again
>>55406772
how about when a debater goes over, "WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT" starts playing, soft then loud, similar to the oscar's?
wages too high
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Carson seems pretty good
>blacks have 20% teenage employment because wages are too high
literally what
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>>55406990
he seems reasonable tonight. definitely not stabbing anyone, but he is advocating for unpaid internships
the idea that a 17 year old at mcdonalds in highschool deserves 15 bucks an hour is retarded.
>>55406988
Sleep tight
>none of the candidates pointing out their tax cuts would increase the spending power of people at the current minimum wage so it doesn't need to be raised
Kinda disappointed
>>55407003
When employers are forced to give more money to employees, they're more careful about who they hire, i.e. less nignogs.
Carson chill as always.
Moderators so far (albeit only like 5 minutes into the debate) are doing a better job than CNBC: not as good as CNN.
>>55406893
I THINK HE'S JUST SLEEPY ANON
I CAN RELATE TO THAT
IN A WAY
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>>55407102
I like the practice of confirming simple answers to the questions.
>>55407060
unpaid internships are great
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I really like this bit about destigmatizing vocational school.
>>55407102
I've seen no issues at all come up so how could they be not as good as CNN? I smell bias.
Too much fucking eye shadow.
Rubios making sense
I like it
philosophers btfo
Arena is packed with Rubio shills tonight.
>>55407244
He's definitely my second choice.
>>55407244
he's winning!!!
>Kasich looks like he's going to jump over the podium
>>55407280
Or maybe they're just supporters of his?
Fuck Hiroshima Nagasaki
We need less philosophers rofl ok retard
>>55407236
spoopy
>I TOO COME FROM A POOR AND MALIGNED BACKGROUND
>I'm poorer than you!
>>55407244
all rubio has to do is not burn bridges with trump
>>55407173
>>55407120
thats not very /comfy/ m8
maybe you would prefer the sticky?
Rubio/Abbot
Trump/Abbot
Rubio/Trump
Trump Rubio
Us dream teams
>>55407289
They may as well just let everyone answer every question since they're going to do it anyway
MUH OHIO
SHUT UP KASICH
>>55407357
He's right
>>55407357
gender studies are the modern-day equivalent
>>55407244
>>55407289
>rehearsed answers
Rubio is akin to a programmable computer.
He's programmed to represent the billionaire's interests.
Vote Rubio: support Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers.
>Kasich is the first one not to bother to answer the question
>comfy thread
thank the lord
>>55407426
literally every answer
Kasich literally says the exact same thing every time. I'm an Ohioan and I fucking hate his dumb ass.
it's been a while since ive been /comfy/, do we post pics of food, drink, or blankets now?
>>55407244
Rubio's a soft on immigration globalist.
way to not answer the question
bah blah blah blah
>>55407357
What good does philosophers do for the world other than make more edgy teenagers? What progress does it contribute?
>>55407460
he's smooth tho. real smooth.
>>55407534
I don't blame you, he seems like a prick
>>55407534
He actually did a good job for you guys though, didn't he?
I don't like how they gave him an entire second minute
>>55407357
I get what he is saying but using philosophers as his example does not sit well with me.
>>55407568
Not gonna lie to you, I don't give a shit about immigration, and I don't get why anyone does.
kasich is probably the most legit, good guy on that stage t'bh family
>>55407637
Take a look at Germany
LET TEXAS SECEDE
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>>55407577
He makes it sound much more glamorous than it really is. He helped, but not on such a massive scale. Also check his education policies. He's not a good candidate whatsoever.
>>55407678
Yeah, but we don't get Africans we don't want, and Mexico isn't nearly as bad.
>cut non defense discretionary
>raise defense
Kill yourself Kasich you fucking nigger moderate shit.
Kaiser is kind of killing it tbqhwyf
holy shit trump is blowing it
>>55407656
This
Only reasonable one against Hillry
>>55407637
>I'm an uninformed voter
>>55407656
No he's a career politician
>>55407726
Mexicans are criminals mate.
But Rubio will import muslims too probably.
I hate the strange stresses Cruz puts on certain words like he's narrating a terrible documentary about space.
>>55407726
The issue is the policy. If you have an open door policy like Germany, everyone comes flooding in. If you have controls, they don't. You're never going to completely stop immigration, but asylum has been shown to be a disaster.
>>55407754
????
do you really believe that?
>>55407761
It's a complete nonissue. Economically, it's usually helpful, even.
>>55407788
lolok
>>55407795
Texas Accent
JEB!
>It's my turn
Baby.
Less Taxes, less regulation,
Why do i even tune in?
FUCK OFF KASICH
I HOPE YOU GET THE KID'S TABLE
BUSH IS BUTTHURT ALREADY
flat taxes are not /comfy/.
also, forgive some of us who can't load the fox stream and are lagging a bit on the hulkusc link
>>55407842
>Economically, it's usually helpful, even
Not when you have welfare programs
>>55407842
>It's a complete nonissue. Economically, it's usually helpful, even.
You couldn't be more wrong
>>55407842
Immigration is a crutch that doesn't fix the real issues it addresses.
calling coolidge!!!!!!
lol jeb
Bush getting cu.cked left and right
Fuck Kasich little establishment shit. Whoring time.
>>55407842
>It's a complete nonissue. Economically, it's usually helpful, even.
Found the spic.
Bush with the red tie, trying to mimic The Donald
top kek
Jeb keked again
Lmao jeb getting keked out
Cruz knows how to pander well with that army of regulators biblical reference, flat tax
>jeb acting tough
These shits can never answer the goddamn question.
>>55407905
>muh question!
>muh 4 minutes!
jesus
didn't he learn what complaining about time does?
At least we know this is the last debate we'll have to listen to Jeb!
Kasich is killing it. He knows what's up. None of these other republishits have a clue.
did he just say we should regulate the internet?
>>55407952
So let's cut welfare. I don't see why we'd stop people from coming here to work.
>>55407969
Everything I've ever seen suggests that immigrants help to expand an economy. Especially in countries like ours, where the birth rate is below replacement.
For the love of fuck I need a stream. The one on fox buisness doesn't work, and the 2 I found on youtube were taken down almost instantly by fox.
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>>55408021
New Zealand pls leave no one wants your shitposting
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Jeb is doubly serious guiz
Oh my God. Jeb Bush is such a fucking kek. I would absolutely never vote for him.
>>55408117
The US birth rate isn't below replacement. Are you running a proxy?
>>55398804
Bush is the most but also the most knowledgeable.
Sadly it does not matter and he has been reduced to using buzz phrases and sound bites to stay relevant
oh shit carly is here again?
>>55408084
they're toooo touuughh, babyyyyy!
>>55407637
Nobody cares about legal immigration. People care about uncontrolled undocumented illegals, which is definitely an issue in western nations.
"If we're serious ab-about about being serious about growth"
jeb the quck
>>55408117
Shouldn't we focus on fixing the birth rate rather than importing spics who cause a drain on our system?
Have some fresh OC guys
hope you like
Jeb! is stumbling through his words. I have a feeling he's saying someone else's words.
>Barack Obama
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Is bad
>*applause*
>>55408128
http://zunox.hk/livetv.html
navigate from there
is yeb trying to legalize anime?
YOU WILL LIKE HIM
jeb bush has a pitiful face
>>55408194
1.88 per woman, as of 2012
>>55408117
Letting the birth rate drop naturally while improving production would better the economy than importing slave labor.
>>55408128
http://www.hulkusc.com/the-republican-debate-live-streaming-presidential-election-2016/
MUH WOMAN
Did Carly Fiorina forget to wear makeup tonight???
Holy shit
> AS I THINK ABOUT THAT QUESTION
> HERE IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT
>>55408244
>somehow this is wrong
YOU WILL LIKE HER
stfu carly, you hack
wait for her to use the workforce participation claim even when the question specifically said democrats added jobs
>>55408286
no idea why she is even here.
no one cares about her.
DID YOU SCISSOR HER CARLY
What the fuck is she saying?
Jeb is so clearly bought and paid for
her hair looks completely different
>>55408286
all the makeup in the world cant fix that man-face
>0 base budgeting
/r9k/ in charge of the economy
>>55408232
Excellent.
