>It’s November, 2015.
>Donald Trump is leading the presidential polls by double digits.
>Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush form an alliance with the Zionist-controlled media to decrease his popularity.
>Both of them are scared of Trump stealing the election from them like he stole all our hearts.
>After a month of propaganda, Donald Trump’s approval rating sinks like the titanic.
>The media keeps offering Ben Carson as an alternative to Trump’s fans while bashing him for loving America too much.
>Jeb Bush knows he can beat Ben Carson because he’s a nigger.
>With a 6.9% approval rating, Trump drops out the race.
>But he has a plan.
TFW you can’t stump the Trump.
Cont.
>The day after Donald Trump dropped out, Hulk Hogan announces that he’s running for president.
>“And Trump will be the VP, brother!”
>The Republican Party won’t let Hulk Hogan run for them because, “He doesn’t represent our values.”
>Hogan and Trump start their own party, the Anti-Liberal Party, with them as the candidate.
>With three major parties, Hogan decides to form an alliance.
>At this point, he knew that Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton had wronged his brother, Trump, and he wanted to be sure neither of them would receive the nomination.
>Hulk Hogan forms an alliance with John Kasich.
>Kasich agrees to only speak good about Hogan and his VP, and, in exchange, they’ll use their influence to get Kasich the Republican nomination
>A few days later, Bernie Sanders joins the alliance.
>Both Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump sympathize with him someone since he’s a white man too.
>The make the same deal with Sanders as they did with Kasich except to get the Democratic Nomination.
Cont.
>The primaries start.
>By May, 2016, John Kasich and Bernie Sanders have secured the nomination for their respective parties.
>Bernie Sanders secured his nomination because he’s a liberal’s wet dream.
>John Kasich secured his nomination because the Republicans are Ohiofags.
>Sanders, Kasich, and Hogan are now in the forefront of the election.
>Both Bernie Sanders and Hulk Hogan both have their moments of greatness and genius in the election.
>Despite receiving the Republican nomination, John Kasich falls into relative obscurity as Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump steal his conservative base.
>While Hulk Hogan is running for president, the Anti-Liberal party has to come up with 569 candidates to run for all the open positions in Congress.
>Donald Trump gets the nomination for all of them.
>The election squares down between Bernie Sanders and Hulk Hogan.
>The alliance breaks as both of them insult each other.
Cont.
>Election takes place.
>Hulk Hogan wins by a landslide.
>Wins every state outside of the Northeast and the West Coast.
>Donald Trump wins all 247 positions in the House and 24 open seats in the Senate that used to be held by Republicans.
>The BLM protestors and their white keks are furious.
>The Liberal Jews from the Northeast and the West Coast secede from the union and appoint Bernie Sanders as their president.
>Obama appoints Hulk Hogan as a general to squash the rebellion.
>Bernie Sanders cuts the military budget to pay for Fri’Chickenisha’s welfare.
>Lose instantly.
>Sanders goes into hiding in Mexico.
>“But he dindu nuffin.”
>Hulk Hogan becomes national hero.
>The Anti-Liberal Party gains near-universal respect.
>Recount of all the elections for seats in the House and Senate Donald Trump lost are >Trump wins every single one and fills in for Bernie Sander’s seat in the Senate.
Cont.
>115th Congress sworn in on January 3rd, 2017.
>5 million people arrive in front of the Capital Building to see the historical event in person.
>A record 250 million more watch it live on TV and the internet.
>Donald Trump is sworn in individually for all 34 seats in the Senate he won.
>After that, they swear him in once for all 535 positions in the House.
>Donald Trump stands at a podium in front of all the former Congressmen of the 114th Congress.
>He prepares to give a speech as the whole nation watches intensely.
>“Congress…”
>Every American citizen is glued to their TV as Trump gives a long, dramatic pause.
>Everyone drops whatever they’re doing; regardless of whether they’re working or at school to watch Trump give his speech.
>Firefighters let buildings burn.
>Surgeons wake up the person under anesthetic so they can watch it too.
>Courts are adjourned so people can watch the event.
>Trap prostitutes and their clients stop their BDSM to watch it on their phones.
>Cops and black people alike stop their chases.
>Global economic activity briefly grinds to a halt as investors have stopped doing their job.
>The United States is shrouded in a universal sense of suspense.
>“YOU’RE FIRED!!!”
>All the illegal immigrants immediately run back to Mexico.
>All atheists convert the Southern Baptism.
>All the hood niggas start an all-out riot and end up killing themselves off through pure savagery.
.Crime plummets.
>White drug addicts are immediately clean.
>In the excitement four Senators die.
>Three of them are replaced by Donald Trump.
>One is replaced by Marco Rubio for some reason.
No one was completely aware of all these details happening that very moment, but one thing was clear to everybody: Donald Trump has just made America great again.
Cont.
>On January 21st, Hulk Hogan is inaugurated.
>“Do you, Terry Bollea, solemnly swear to that you will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of your ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States?”
>“Yes, brother!”
>Obama immediately perishes into ashes.
>All unemployed people get their applications accepted.
>The Nation Debt to other countries is completely forgiven.
>Other countries pay off their debt to us at once.
>Their economies collapse as a result of this.
>Ours is stronger than ever.
>Putin retreats from Crimea.
>Iran stops its nuclear program.
>ISIS jihads themselves out of existence.
>The North Korean government collapses.
>Liberal agenda foiled.
>Americans are celebrating the fact that their country does finally have truly great leadership.
>Everyone is reacting in some way to the events.
>Except for one man.
>In the crowd of people who had come to see Hulk Hogan’s inauguration, a hooded figure in all black looks on without so much as a grin in celebration.
>“You don’t deserve this,” he thought.
Cont.
>While Donald Trump holds all 535 seats in the House, he has only 38 in the Senate.
>He votes himself to be Speaker of the House.
>The other 62 Senators think this whole thing is stupid and hate what Hogan/Trump have done to the government.
>Democrat and Republican, all 62 of them unite to oppose Hogan’s agenda in a coalition led by Marco Rubio.
>The vote Marco Rubio to be Senate Pro Tempore.
>Donald Trump can get whatever law he wants passed by the House, but with only 37 seats he can’t get the Senate’s approval without people in the coalition.
>The Senate won’t approve Hulk Hogan’s cabinet positions because he’s only nominating Donald Trump.
>Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas dies.
>Hulk Hogan is only nominating Donald Trump.
>The Senate refuses to allow it.
>Only the most essential budgets and laws are actually passed.
>The hooded figure looks on as he stalks the Senate.
>His bitterness and contempt for Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan grows by the minute.
>“Maybe this refusal to compromise will show the public their true colors,” he thinks.
Cont.
>2018.
>All Hulk Hogan talks about is how he made Mexico his bitch.
>“We sent all their immigrants running away, brother!”
>“They ain’t profiting from the crack track anymore, brother!”
>El Chapo has unleashed a coup d’état on the Mexican government.
>He controls it now.
>In order to try and better relations between the US and Mexico, El Chapo offers to meet Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump for dinner in the White House and present them a gift.
>Trump and Hogan are sitting side-by-side on a dining table.
>El Chapo comes in, surrounded by his bodyguards.
>He’s holding a platter.
>Once he’s right in front of the two, he takes the lid off the platter.
>It’s the severed head of Bernie Sanders.
>They went on a manhunt for him in while he was in hiding in Mexico.
>Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump are furious.
>“I ain’t going to let an American be killed on foreign soil, brother!”
>“If anyone was going to fire that commie, it’s me!”
>Trump takes out his flamethrower and gives it to Hogan.
>“See you in hell, brother!”
>El Chapo and his bodyguards are incinerated.
>Hogan invades Mexico.
>He doesn’t have Congressional approval.
>No one cares.
>Mexico is liberated in just a week without any sort of leader.
Cont.
>The American soldiers are coming in.
>In a small rural Mexican village, the people cower in fear.
>They know the American tanks are just a few miles away.
>This is the village that was harboring Bernie Sanders.
>They know they’re going to be massacred.
>The families pack up their stuff and start fleeing.
>A family of 18 runs away just as the American tanks enter the village.
>They’re sprinting in tears knowing that they’re efforts to get away will be futile.
>Suddenly, one of them gets polio and falls to the ground; paralyzed.
>The family tries to get him up.
>He’s having a panic attack.
>The Americans have them in their sights.
>When suddenly, one of the Americans approach them.
>He carries the paralyzed boy and moves his family along with him.
>He finds a cave and throws all 18 of them in there.
>Finally, he jumps into the cave last.
>The American army passes by without so much as a second look.
>The man unloads the whole family and gives them several hundred dollars to start a new life.
>He promptly leaves.
>“Hey, who was that man?”
>“He must have been really hot in that black cloak of his.”
>Said in Spanish, of course.
>The hooded figure thinks about his next course of action.
>“Someone needs to save America.”
>“From itself.”
Cont.
>November 6th, 2018.
>Mid-term elections are going on.
>Donald Trump runs for a second term in all 535 seats of the House without much opposition.
>He runs for all 33 Class I seats in the Senate (three of which he already holds) with opposition from all the Senators running for reelection.
>Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan are still basking in the popularity from their glorious victory over the Mexicans.
>He wins every single seat he runs for.
>January 3rd, 2019.
>The 116th Congress is inaugurated.
>Donald Trump now holds 69 seats in the Senate.
>With a supermajority in both Houses, he can finally pass whatever he bill he wants.
>Hulk Hogan agrees with him on almost everything.
>Donald Trump approves himself to fill all of Hulk Hogan’s Cabinet positions.
>Donald Trump votes himself to be Senate Pro Tempore.
>Hulk Hogan nominates Trump for the Supreme Court.
>The Senate approves.
>“I am the Senate.”
>Donald Trump introduces law to make Hulk Hogan Emperor of the United States with near-absolute power.
>The House of Representatives passes it unanimously.
>The Senate passes it with a 69-31 vote.
>Hulk Hogan consults his Cabinet.
>They say he should sign the law.
>He signs the law.
Cont.
>The SJW Federation for the Overthrow of the Patriarchy and Extermination of Men sues the government on account that this law “oppresses them.”
>The case makes it to the Supreme Court.
>They vote 8-1 to overturn the law because of course they do.
>You can hold multiple offices though, that’s OK.
>In response, the House votes to impeach eight of the nine Justices.
>The Senate votes to convict all of them of Obstruction of Justice and High Treason.
>Hulk Hogan nominates Donald Trump eight times to fill the vacant spot.
>The Senate obliges.
Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump can now do whatever they want. All they need to do to pass a law is agree on it. They can’t make constitutional amendments because they don’t control state legislatures, but they don’t need to. The Supreme Court will always declare whatever law they pass to be within the restraints of the current constitution.
Cont.
