License and registration, please.
uih... i uh.. am i-i ....
am i being detained copper?
Fuck off pig
Also, if you're offended by that, I have the first amendment here in my purse.
>>55384075
manpurse*
ftfy
>>55383726
me no parla englesias hombrero
fuck off you fucking pig haha >:D
*proceeds to accelerate and drive away*
I am a sovereign citizen, i do not consent, i am not a resident of these United States, i do not consent
>>55383726
Wait I'm doing here, I don't drive.
![[annexation of crimea intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eKgdlKT.jpg "[annexation of crimea intensifies].jpg")
>>55383726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
playtime is ogre
>>55383726
Can you prove that I'm driving?
>>55383726
I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT
>>55383726
"I'm in the passenger seat, officer. The driver said something about candlejack and then he disap
>>55383726
AM I BEING DETAINED? I'M TRAVELING NOT DRIVING. YOUR SUNGLASSES ARE TRIGGERING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
>>55383726
of course, i have to reach into my glove compartment for them, is that okay?
Here you go sir
What seems to be the problem?
>>55383726
Suck my dick
I do not comply
Bonjour monsieur l'agent !
>>55383726
What is wrong officer? Did u forget the 6 gorillion?
>>55383726
Sure thing m8 there you go, ...
Thank you officer I will.
>>55383726
I DO NOT CONSENT!
>>55384486
This.
Why would you try to anger/go against someone with a gun.
Just play along and if you dindu nuffin he'll leave you alone. If he makes up some bullshit charge, take it to court, don't start attacking him like a fucking chimp would
>Letting a cop walk up to your car
What you do is you get out while they're approaching and yell at them.
Cops are like bears. You need to wave your arms to make yourself look big, yell, and the cop will go away.
Just get out of the car and yell "GO AWAY. GET BACK IN YOUR CAR AND FUCK OFF." then proceed to drive off.
The cop will leave you alone then.
>>55383726
just fuck off kike I'm Pol.
>>55383726
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
Absolutely sir here you are, what seems to be the trouble?
>>55384652
How to get arrested 101.
>>55384120
IT' S A PURSE OKAY
>>55384557
kek
>>55383726
Here is my license.
I left my proof of insurance at home how about I give you the number to State Farm and you could verify it for me.
I AM A TRANSPERSON OF COLOR
YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME
>>55384641
wow, pussy beta male confirmed. Learn to stand up for yourself. You gonna take jamal to court for banging your wife?
>>55384868
>filter on the "joint"
6/10 mild kek
>>55384748
Gud Goy.
>>55384748
Maybe in a communist country like britain sure but not in america
this is rape
This must be a mistake, you see, I'm white.
>>55384894
It's a cigarette filter. What are you doing doing out of school Josh? Does your school do thanksgiving break early?
>>55383726
Never ever dog your mates
>>55383726
FUCK YOU CRACKA
ARESSMEE
I DARE YOU
ARESMEE
>>55384256
I love cops, I thought the aussies were just not giving a fuck and cool, but they were just extremely retarded and then unfunny.
>>55384964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q
related
>>55383726
My License? Ain't it on the back mang?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SOVEREIGN CITIZEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55383726
I am a free galactian space citizen and telling you telepathically that I am not under arrest.
*hands piece of paper with alien language scribbled on it*
"Thank you for complying, sir. You are free to leave."
*disappears out of thin air.*
>Sure thing, it's on the seat next to me.
>You're welcome.
