What do you think is McDonald's deep dark secret?
I've been eating it nonstop for a while now and think they must have put some chemical in it to make it so addicting.
Also Mickey D has bought a lot of politicians, so if they had evil designs, they most likely would be able to carry it out.
>>55379185
salt
fat
sugar
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>>55379185
>some chemical
fat,salt and sugar
>>55379185
plastic
desu mcdonalds isn't really as shady as big corporations go
it's just shit
The processed cheese is addictive. Ever watch supersize me?
It's not like they put nicotine in their food....
>>55379492
this. One of my teachers left some McDonald's food in her garage for years as an experiment. No mold grew, no insects or animals tried to eat it, and it looks the same as the days she got it
>commercials tell you to eat at McDonalds
>these messages are subliminally planted in your brain
>when your body experiences hunger, the McDonalds messages plague your mind
>which makes you buy McDoubles and other low-quality shit food
>>55379597
Fortunately, our bodies can digest plastic, right?
Because I've been eating a lot lately.
Right guys?
The fries are the best in the FF industry. The buns have a lot of sugar added. The beef is fatty, but no more than what you'd buy at the supermarket. The beef is salted. Nothing special really, the attraction to McDonald's is mostly conditioning. The best part is traveling internationally and knowing your going to get the same food everywhere.
>>55379704
>Implying Burger Kings fries arent the best
>>55379704
Lies, burger king fries are best.
>>55379704
>the best
>what are Burger King fries
>>55379185
The burgers have such a high feces content that the parties are soaked in ammonia to kill the e-Coli
>>55379978
>patties
>>55379922
>>55379843
>>55379809
Burger King fries are more like chips. They're too fat and airy inside and fried in some kind of healthy oil.
>>55379978
Feels like true Indian food.
>>55379651
Anon, I....
>>55380081
But you understand that they taste better than McDonalds fries right?
One of their former mascots is a racist rapper and leader of the KKK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv6ZHZ3_58c
>>55379185
The smell of the fries is a purchased and exclusive smell. It isn't the scent of cooking potatos. It's just sprayed on there and released on heating. This isn't even a hypothesis, it's a fact. A scent company, like the people that make flavored for gum, produces the MacDonalds fry smell.
>>55380185
No they don't.
>>55380338
Maybe not in your from but here where I live Burger King fries have always, and will always be better than McDonalds fries
>>55380081
All "healthy" begat le oils are fat worse for humans than animal fat or extra Virgin olive oil. The rest are drawn out of things they never should have been with chemical extraction and sold under the false pretense that vegetable fats must be healthier.
>>55379185
the better question is
What IS the Big Mac's secret sauce?
>>55380452
***vegetable oils are far worse
>>55380473
Ronald Raegan's cum. It was stored in large numbers for decades.
>>55380473
Thousand Island Dressing.
>>55379185
They have been mixing human meat into their "meat" since 2003.
Population control tastes so good.
A double cheese-burger is cheap as fuck
>>55379370
This, with msg.
>>55380628
So McDonalds kills niggers so we can eat them?
Fine by me
>>55380690
>Paying 30 cents more for an extra piece of cheese.
Get a Mcdouble
I worked at McDonalds and since I left, the owner became a close friend.
The big secret is... there is no secret.
McDonald's is probably the most controlled company in the world. Firstly because McDonald's want to keep its image so clean they send their own inspectors to check on the franchised restaurants. Secondly because the health services really try to find flaw in McDonald's restaurants in hope they'll be bribed if they find anything. Thirdly, because the workforce turnover is so intense you just can't keep secrets about what's going on in the kitchen. Fourthly, the competition between the fast food brands is huge, and you can't really fuck up when global companies like Burger King are doing their best to shoot you down.
Also, the "BURGERS DON'T ROT AND DON'T GET EATEN BY ANIMALS" is a meme, it's just not true and everyone can verify it by buying a 1$ hamburger.
>>55380727
No, they just buy the butchered meat, but pretty much, yeah.
>>55379185
they spray their fries with beef flavoring
>>55379185
How can people even like mcshit, in Estonia it literally tastes and smells like some fucking chemicals and bleach
fucking disgusting
I'll not be surprised if they dip their burgers in the toilet before serving them here
>>55380793
Hope I don't get Aids
>>55380744
>extra piece of cheese.
You mean cheese analogue?
>>55380783
>Also, the "BURGERS DON'T ROT AND DON'T GET EATEN BY ANIMALS" is a meme,
Yea, those 10-1 patties rot alright. Ive also had people order cheeseburgers with meat on the side to feed there dogs with.
>>55380826
Lol, no.
i honestly dont understand why people even eat that.
its really just flabby sugar bread with disease ridden cows stuffed between pesticide enriched "vegetables".
i cant say i never eat it, but if i do i dont like it and would never choose to eat at mc donalds by myself or if i had a similarly convenient choice.
its definitely nowhere near "tasty". its just a convenient and unhealthy gap closer.
>>55379704
That's actually why I kind of l I ke mcdonalds. Its shitty but if I'm in a hurry I know I will get the se food anywhere I go
365black.com
>>55380998
Is that a tranny?
>>55380974
>its really just flabby sugar bread with disease ridden cows stuffed between pesticide enriched "vegetables".
implying all bread doesn't contain sugar
implying all meat isn't disease ridden
implying all vegetables aren't covered in pesticides
>>55379597
>food prepared in a very sterile manner in a sterile environment
>leave that food in a cool dry environment
this isn't surprising at all
i've left home made sandwiches on a plate in my apartment and the same thing happens, it just dries out
>>55379185
Artificial flavoring to make it taste better than it really is.
Also the meat and chicken isn't 100% meat and chicken.
Bro they left fries in a jar for a year and they looked like the first day. So it's really healthy it does not decay.
>>55379809
>>55379843
>>55379922
>>55380185
Burger King in the Netherlands is complete garbage tier.
70% of the employees are morbidly obese black girls.
Last time i got something from there my burger and my drink had roughly the same temperature.
Those tendercrips is pretty aight tho.
>>55381070
i dont know about your country but
>implying all bread doesn't contain sugar
seems like you dont know how to bake bread yourself
>implying all meat isn't disease ridden
weve got mass farms with animals that are basically rotting away vs free range cows that i can watch when i take a walk at my parents place. they can walk at least.
>implying all vegetables aren't covered in pesticides
i know this is close to a meme but - ever worked on an organic farm yourself? i guess not.
>>55381214
>Those tendercrips is pretty aight tho.
>>55380473
I can tell you what it's not, a secret specialised genetically modified ingredient that can control people's minds. Silly goyim and their conspiracy theories.
>>55381214
That's what they get for not living in the land of the free
Why does soylent green taste so good?
>>55379651
By eating in McDonalds you are slowly turning into a woman, at least hormonewise, and your children will be faggots and pussies.
>>55379185
>they must have put some chemical in it to make it so addicting.
I've been wondering about this for a while.
My town has a McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, A&W, Taco Bell, KFC, and Subway within a block of each other.
I don't eat at any of them anymore, but I find myself craving only McDonald's from time to time.
>>55381339
Don't worry about it friend
here in brazil they've launched recently french fries with cheddar an bacon
shit's cash af
>>55379185
This is why the only fast food I eat is chick fil a
>>55379185
What the fuck is wrong with you
McDonalds is mediocre even among fast food joints.
Their buns are pretty much pancakes
>>55381300
My cousin traveled across the states, went to the McD a few times, she told me it doesn't even look like European McD.
Claimed the chicken nuggets and fries dripped with fat like little sponges
>>55381383
Subway is alright
>>55381196
salt preserves things you fucking idiot
that doesnt prove shit
>>55379185
It is time.
>>55381835
Fucking Leviathans disguising themselves as clowns.
Every time I eat at McDonalds I get diarrhea.
Also there's something in their Quarter Pounder burgers that smells rotten. Thought it was their ketchup but it could've been anything.
>>55381959
puerto niggerarian is lactose intolerant.
>tfw when live in an almost 100% spic neighborhood and almost all the icecream never gets sold.
top kek filthy spics.
>>55379574
>watching literal liberal propaganda
Yeah, Supersize Me, that bold and daring expose by a vegan that claimed following that diet almost killed him via liver failure. He literally cites this as the reason he stopped.
>holy shit obese people everywhere dropping like flies after 2 weeks of McDonalds
Just no.
>>55381339
It has everything the human body needs.
>>55379185
They put something in there that makes a distinctive smell that you associate with food. It's like the Pavlov experiment
>>55380826
They used to, along with cooking them in beef fat. Not anymore. Fucking vegetarians
>>55382081
Nonsense
>>55382607
That "something" is called fat, sugar, and salt. For kids it's called happy meal - kids get wired to associate McDonald's with fun since you get a free toy.
McDonalds is shit and anyone who says otherwise is justifying being a fatass. No, they don't have a magical ingredient but the shit still isn't fucking healthy. It contains waay too much fucking salt, simple carbs, fats, and meat from animals that grew on hormones (enjoy your bitch tits from the estrogen bro).
>>55379185
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LygKnJGIx_c
>>55379185
My brother just got back from the Ukraine and said there was outstanding fresh food around but everyone was eating at McDonald's.
>>55379185
Kanker
>>55383929
Agreed, but I have to admit that it's delicious sometimes.
i used to feel the same way until i began to try new things and discovered that there is more to this world than shitty mc "nuggets". maybe try new recipes at home or at a restaurant? its hard because not everyone can afford it, but its one way to finally start hating mcdonalds
>>55381108
maybe its cause your in fuckng canada
here in murrika our garages are always 90 degrees fahrenheit
lucky fucker
The buns are coated with beef juice
>>55379185
Anyone who eats that shit is fairly rewarded with arse cancer.
>>55379185
You have shit taste. Mcdonalds is the worst fast food besides burger king
>>55385681
>worst fast food besides burger king
>burger king is bad
Hi, Wendys employe
>>55385681
Burger beats McDonalds in fries and shakes though.
>>55379185
I literally cannot eat that shit, it makes me puke by the time I hit the second burger.
>>55379704
>the same everywhere
I can't get a chicken burger anywhere outside of Germany.
I once ordered one in Belgium and got a fucking McChicken.
Foreign McDonald's is shit-tier.
Well, I barely go there since they abolished the Chef salad, pancakes for breakfast and the 1955 burger.
Why must they always kill the best parts?
As an employee of McBurger
I only ever eat the salads, got burned out of the burgers in the first month.
>>55381070
>implying all bread doesn't contain sugar
Don't tell a German that.
There are Germans that don't like beer.
But bread? We got more types of bread than sausages. And most Germans sure as fuck don't eat sugary bread.
Agree with the other two points, though, mostly in spirit.
>>55381255
Just buy a fucking McB.
>>55380473
here we call it Le Big Mac
>>55386339
Franchise and Corporate
One is private the other public, your best bet is to fine local owned store and make nice with a manager or GM to special order food.
>>55380596
+ ranch + relish
>>55379185
The fries are made from flour and not potatoes.
The lack of starch is evident when you drip Iodine on them. They are feeding you potato flavoured bread. There is no god.
>>55386651
Royal with cheese
>>55379185
>I've been eating it nonstop for a while now
>>55382524
RARE FLAG!
>>55379185
McDonalds?
secret?
WTF is wrong with you! It's pretty well known their food is toxic crap.
>>55386773
i bet you have a supermacs nearby
>>55386773
Ah so that's why I prefer McDonald's fries.
I actually dislike potatoes and hate the fries you can make at home.
>>55379704
>The fries are the best in the FF industry.
That's not saying much. Most FF fries have all the taste and texture of cardboard.
>>55379597
Stupid ass teacher. Don't blame you as a student for soaking up her "wisdom" (if you're not trolling), but you can debunk that shit easily now yourself.
Buy some cheeseburgers and store them in different locations. Humidity might be key?
Fat and Salt, your brain can't help its cave man instincts to make it top of your priorities.
Probably some other shit in there too.
