What goes on inside the mind of a Christian?
>must not masturbate
all day everyday
>Jesus wtf are you waiting for?
Basically, try to think of ways to get off without technically having masturbated.
>>55371287
Currently dealing with this, especially after this thread:
>>55370349
with this image:
http://imgur.com/a/m7ngJ
Dang near perfect...
I hate "refugees"
>>55371377
>>55371287
The bible doesn't say masturbating is wrong...
What goes on inside the mind of an atheist?
>>55371430
Are you allowed to masturbate, just not look at porn?
>>55371410
then your not a christian.
>>55371477
I'm allowed to do whatever the fuck I want as long as I don't break the ten commandements.
Also, I have to forgive and to be kind.
>>55371477
>>55371578
Although, I have to confess, in my life I broke 9 out of those 10 commandments (appart from do not murder) but I didn't know about them at the time, nobody told me. And also, if you see "looking at porn" as "coveting" then technically you're not allowed to do it too.
I don't know about that one, though, I'm just looking to bust a nut personally, not really "coveting" like I want this girl to be mine or anything.
>>55371477
Masturbation is unhealthy. Stop fapping for a week and you'll find that you feel purer in mind and body.
>>55371430
>>55371578
>>55371733
>it's a proteshit misrepresenting christianity thread
>>55371938
I don't care about the different churches. To me, the only church are the beleivers. Fuck religious institutions.
>>55371204
Not much.
*rimshot*
Love.
>>55371769
I'll give it a shot, recently started going to church, never thought I was addicted to porn until I tried to stop watching it, I'm an addict..
>>55371993
>doesn't believe christ founded a church
>calls himself believer
ooooooooookay
>>55372132
There's no such thing as a "Christ funded church". Actually, in the Bible, it says that Jesus said something along the lines of "break the wood, I won't be there. Lift the stone, you won't find me." meaning that churches made of rocks and wood are not his Home, but that His Kingdom is our hearts.
I beleive in God, spirits, Jesus and Love.
I don't need to beleive in a institution to feel better or to "earn" the title of beleiver. The fact that you would think something like that shows that you are confused about what it means to be a beleiver.
>>55372396
>You are Peter and one this stone I shall build my church
(translated from top of head)
>assigns Apostles
>Acts of the Apostles tells us the story how first communities and preachers came to be
>Holy canon of the bible decided by church
I'm not being demeaning I just want to know what you believe.
>>55371204
shitskins and POO IN LOOs will be allowed into heaven on judgement day?
what a nice group of people for you christfags of spending the rest of eternity with.
>>55372630
It's simple, I beleive in everything.
>>55371204
>mind
lost it
religion fags have no mind; they see critical thinking as an affront to their god.
placing ANYTHING before their god is heresy. such is the "mind" of the religion tard.
>>55371204
I'd imagine not much
>>55371330
This.
I ate what?
>>55371204
>nigger angels
Does not compute
>>55372972
>>55372927
I beleive in all gods, from all different cultures, in the existence of spirits, I beleive that there are an infinite number of things that I can't comprehend.
However, I only have one King, Jesus Christ, and I'm loyal to him and our Father, the one God that created us all out of love.
>>55373098
>le stale hat meme
And yet you were unable to refute or even argue against a single thing I said.
Thanks for proving me right, empty headed chinaman.
>>55371287
Most Christians masturbate
They cherrypick which rules they follow
>judgement day
>people crawling out of graves
Let me enlighten you as both a Christian and a scientist.
The end of the world is called "heat death", which actually means the end of entropy because every atom in the universe is so far apart that each particle is almost in uniform distance apart. Combining this with the bunny hop theory of the universe, heat death leads to rapid collapse of the universe into a single spot, likely the same origin of the big bang. This kind of makes sense, because if you stretch something enough it's eventually going to snap back.
This actually works nicely with "judgement day" eschatology, because supposedly at this time we all meet God, are judged, etc. Maybe "judged" isn't the right word, but if all things are compressed into a single singularity, then that's all the life force, all the energy, absolutely everything that's ever existed in the hundreds of trillions years of the universe existence. Which leads me to ask you, exactly what did you think God was?
There are no graves for people to jump out of, because there's no earth: it was swallowed by the star "Sol" going supernova oh... Several TRILLION years earlier. Don't worry, everything you've ever done, all the impact you've had on the universe, great or small, is accountable at this moment since conservation of energy (or information, a law of thermodynamics) ensures nothing is lost. If there is consciousness at this stage, it is the all consciousness and can freely judge any information available to it at that moment.
What happens next has happened before: the compression of information causes non-existence, a form of vacuum, something which nature abhors and boom, the big bang.
Several billion years later (about 16.9), a sceptical faggot is born and begins to read this. Ready to call this poster a faggot in return, he realised everything he's read is logical, consistent with science and does not conflict with Christian theology.
This is the revelation of the modern age.
>>55373108
that sounds so gay that only a hetero sexual man from france could have written it.
>>55373199
>Let me enlighten you as both a Christian and a scientist.
stopped right there, lol
nice fucking blog post, deluded christ-weeb
>>55373199
that makes sense, many prophets and sacred texts tell of how the 4th world (the current one) is going to end in fire.
>>55373199
>because if you stretch something enough it's eventually going to snap back.
Sometimes things just drop to the ground without doing anything and sometimes they just break.
Your Christianity and Science need work.
>>55373211
Feel free to ridicule me, however, don't define me by my sexuality please. I'm more complex than a brain linked to a pair of testicules.
>>55373256
Through God the truth is revealed, and the universe is God. Through study of the universe God reveals the truth about the beginning, middle and end, and salvation is granted to all who accept the message of his prophets, as it is written in the scriptures.
Praise be to God the most high.
>>55373199
>>55373417
le based aussbro is based.
>>55373157
>religion fags have no mind; they see critical thinking as an affront to their god.
>placing ANYTHING before their god is heresy. such is the "mind" of the religion tard.
>This is somehow an argument and not opinion
>>55373366
Do you deny the theories of the big bang and the ultimate end of the universe through heat death and rapid collapse? Bolztmann would like a word with you, he thinks you're a faggot for denying his light.
Scientists are prophets of God, as is anyone who speaks the truth in earnest attempt to enlighten the human consciousness. Their words should be held just as sacred as the words of the prophets.
This is the revelation of the modern age.
>>55373478
Praise be to God, the most high.
>>55373167
>implying its possible to be a perfect follower of Christ
The central tenant of Christianity as that we are all sinners and that it is only through Jesus Christ that we have any hope of union with the Perfection that is God.
>>55373199
You are cosmically dumb. LOL
>>55371287
>>55371397
>>55373167
I also have to deal with this thought and the argument that it's comical that God would care whether I masturbate or not sounded pretty decent to me. But today I had an epiphany. Masturbation advocators are the equivalent of the fat acceptance movement. Defiling your body and celebrating that shit as some sort of achievement is degenerate and I simply do not wish to take part in this any longer.
>>55373199
Lol you act like consciousness is separate from the body.
Christian scientists just use the "it's a metaphor" defense more than regular christians.
>>55373199
>christian judgement day just means the end of the universe guys!!
Daily reminder Christianity is the same body of order that proclaimed Earth as the center and since the scientific revolution have been modifying interpretation of the bible to fit the theories.
>>55371204
One thing I find fascinating is the huge difference between Christians in various countries. In the US, a lot of Christians seem to be insane to the point where a large portion of them believe in creationism.
Here in Norway, Christianity is on its way, out with about 70% of the population being atheist or agnostic. But the older generation still has a high percentage of Christians, but the majority of these people are completely normal and focus more on the positive messages of compassion, rather than the negative ones. They have their personal faith and go to church every now and then, but they don't obsess or preach about it. They also don't deny science.
That being said, we also have our crazy zealots, but they're far less common than in the US.
>>55371204
Prayers.
Christians: Poor fetuses being killed, Jebus and repression of gay thoughts.
Muslims: allahu hakbar
Jews: Shekels. Shekels. Shekels.
>>55371204
Cold hard facts
>>55373909
Fedoras: I am a smart person I am a smart person I am a smart person...
>>55371204
I find Angels and heaven disturbing
It's fucking creepy.
At least hell doesent hide behind a masquerade
>>55373996
Angel here, what masquerade?
>>55373571
>>55373996
>creepy
>>>/tumblr/
>>55374031
You are too nice.
It's fucking unsettling
>mfw becoming more christian-minded everyday after realizing whites and nordics are the chosen race
The Bible was written by true prophets and disciples before being bastardized by the kikes
>>55373986
I'm a smart person.
>>55374155
Let's be srs for a question, how is being nice creepy or unsettling? Are you that warped that niceness is abhorrent?
>>55374178
;^)
>>55374171
Yeah, that's exactly what it says in the bibble. Jesus was actually born in US&A.
>>55374135
This guy is my hero. Read most of his books, even the fiction ones.
>>55371204
What goes on inside the mind of those who actively practice their religion?
Do they not sometimes doubt their faith?
>>55374192
Yes.
People who are perfectly nice and friendly disturb me.
At least demons can into banter
Angels are just strange robotic perfect mannequins
>>55371450
kek
>>55374257
Depends, you question many things because you can be fooled or wrong or simply you have doubts about this and that. The degree to which this happens depends on how much you believe or if you believe at all, since there's people knowing and not believing.
>>55374310
>mannequins
You're projecting.
>>55373631
>>55373691
>>55373741
It is written that the seed is sown both amongst fertile soil and soil that is barren. Just as God said to Moses, you will know I am who I am by the true name of God, the one, and is is through the name "I am who I Am" and I am the the one who reveals the light.
If you accept my revelation, than I am what we all are: We are what we are, and we will become One with God together.
Praise be to God the most high.
>>55374310
>perfect
>Even among your angels you find iniquity
Nope
>>55374237
America is the real Israel "A land of unwalled villages" "a wasteland"
About to get invaded by Gog Magog (Russia), it's all prophecy
>>55371204
So nice to see a picture with rainbow and it not involving fag sex
>>55374338
>im projecting that I'm perfect
Wat
>>55374347
Angels are moralfags tho
>>55374373
fucking retarded neocons, every god damned time
The Battle of Blood river and the 'white horsemen in the clouds' killing Zulus proves that Europeans are the true Chosen People
>>55374455
Projecting your insecurities onto others; that others are lifeless mannequins
>>55374527
Battle of Blood River*
I don't subscribe to that term, want to duel or something faggot?
>>55374551
This is the kind of angel attitude I dislike
>>55374594
You just like to dislike it.
>>55374565
>want to duel
just further proving my point
>>55374640
Why must Angels have a holier than thou attitude...
>>55373962
>have faith in me and i shall reward you after your death
>cold hard fact
:^)
>>55374718
Angels always tell the truth.
>>55374660
Rah, rah, my point is you are an impotent schlepper.
Now leave my presence for you annoy The Gods.
>>55374720
Yes, most believers get their belief confirmed
>>55374718
They don't
Heaven probably sucks arse tbrh. Imagine meeting all these fucking shitlords that are posting in here irh (in real heaven), plus all of the family you hate will be there, et cetera.
>>55374865
>schlepper
KNEW IT
You can rile up and lie to the idiot christian goys, but you don't fool me, rabbi.
>>55375025
Sure, all the racists are going to heaven, and all the hypocrites hating their neighbour for that matter.
Not even your family, senpai
>>55374865
>schlepper
oy
>Attempts to rectify Revelation 2:28 and Revelation 22:16* with Isaiah 14:12 - 14:15 and Revelation 12:7 - 12:9
>Fails, doesn't think about how close the story of Descent from Heaven, Time on Earth, and Time in Hell, and Ascension from Hell mirrors both the Christ and Lucifer tales
>Cowers in the darkness fearing eternal pain, which he has a 99.9999% chance of enduring
>Doesn't realize that the Bible only says that Hell will last forever and be full of heat (aka Electromagnetism), does not comment on whether that pain is infinite in its intensity
>Christ only says that Hell is the "Outer Darkness" away from God, where failed souls are cast if they cannot approach the Infinite
>Doesn't realize he's failed to reach God for thousands upon thousands of lifetime
>Doesn't realize we're all in Hell/Hel right now
*Christ's self-identification as Lucifer/Heleyl/The Morning Star is only five steps from being the last line in the Bible
>>55375025
Your soul goes to heaven senpai. No worries
>>55371477
If you masturbate without sinful thoughts, it's fine. If you just stare mindlessly at porn and fap, you're not committing a sin to my knowledge.
>>55375317
Is porn moral?
>>55375377
Are you serious?
>>55373409
Hi French bro, American Christian here, looking at porn is lust, which Jesus said "if you've lusted after a woman, you've already committed adultery in your heart"
>>55371204
Well I know for a fact they thing there are imaginary demons and angels running around the earth.
My family is full of these loons. If you say something that they disagree with they'll get the holy water and talk about how the demons are taking me over.
Religion is for fucking retarded apes.
>>55375477
I'm asking him, since he believes that fapping to porn is moral
>>55375573
>I don't believe
And why do you think you are smart?
>>55375207
How can I fuck a soul? Not getting any pussy here, this continues in Himmel for all time? For fuck's sake.
>>55375695
There is no god, no angels, no demons l, no heaven
Similarly there is no santa claus, no flying deer, no elves, no Santa's workshop
You idiots and you blind faith. "It says so in the bible hurr hurr"
The saddest part about religion is some of you really are bright in other areas of your lives. Then you believe in complete garbage and it takes you down a few tiers.
>>55375813
>There is no god, no angels, no demons l, no heaven
Do you have evidence?
>>55375813
>There is no god, no angels, no demons l, no heaven
prove?
>>55375857
Yes, the lack of any gods, angels, and demons is my proof. Your turn
>>55375895
>the lack of any gods, angels, and demons
but there isn't
>>55375895
>Yes, the lack
What lack?
I've personally seen evidence of God
>>55375982
Welp I'm clearly chatting with the handicapped.
Good day schizophrenics
>>55376111
Epiphany trips prove God.
Was it the face of Jesus in a piece of Serrano ham?
>>55376194
Jesus doesn't exist
>>55376217
Que? Did you eat him?
>>55371430
1 Corinthians 6:9-Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men
>>55371204
I'll tell you from experience. Had Christian grandparents (grandfather was a pastor) and my mom was kinda religious but was definitely the rebellious one growing up. When we lived away from the grandparents, there was no church or religion. Moved in with grandparents from 4th to 8th grade, and that's where I thought I became Christian.
Being that young and never having thought about life and existence, I was extremely vulnerable to "Hey by the way, we were all put here by God and we should do good and follow his rules and praise him for giving us this life [only to spend the whole life praising him]." It made sense since I didn't think much about logic and science. There really wasn't more than that. They exploit the weaknesses they impose on you (sin) and make you feel like you aren't worth anything unless you're Christian. So fuck it, I don't want to burn in hell. But then I moved away from them and started independently researching into science and history while having the biggest angst episode until I had an epiphany that God might not be real. Realized spirituality used to go hand-in-hand with science (why do we exist? let's find out!) but religion bastardized everything. God has always been a metaphor, but both Christians and atheists alike got too literal about it.
>>55375857
The greatest god is Asclepius the god of healing and medicine in Greek and Roman mythology. He's healed me of aches and pains, having a micro penis and most importantly my Leukemia. All hail Asclepius, and fuck Yahweh, as well as his weird circumcision pact with the Jews!! WASP culture is the superior culture. Donald Trump for president.
>>55376390
BUT, what goes on inside the mind of a Christian is unconditional love and faith for everyone. Where [radical] Islam threatens if you don't convert, Christians hope that love and kindness will help save people.
Believing in God felt ****so**** real, something so unique that you can't experience otherwise. It was a genuine feeling. I wanted to start clubs at school to try to spread the word because I was legitimately scared my friends would burn in hell if I didn't do anything about it.
I will never try to convince my grandparents otherwise. I respect peaceful religions because they give some people peace of mind, and that's really what we all need in this world.
>>55376528
>WASP culture is the superior culture.
Do you know what the "P" stands for?
>>55371545
Nonsense, just because you have a back bone doesn't mean your not a Christian. The WASP culture doesn't exemplify being a kekold. So stop your bull shit liberalism. Go read some atheistic or Marxist literature and fuck off with your semantics. The WASP culture will be revived when Trump is elected president and you'll see how strong America will be again. All those devil worshiping refugees can go get "72 Virgins" in their weird ass "Heaven." While they're at it, maybe they get to fuck a 9 year old virgin like their pedophile of a prophet did.
>>55376710
True Judaism is like this as well, they are taught to serve one another. Those fake Khazarians that rule the world are nothing but scum who need to be exterminated. Hitler was tricked into killing the wrong jews by the very jews he meant to kill.
>>55376710
Yeah, I've experienced that real feel. Now it's just me being all, "Hmm, too spooky!"
Doubting myself because I was a bit too unconfident with where my brain could have fucked itself. Riding that rainbow worm to hell was a bit too intense for me. Better not to have comprehension of God or an afterlife, makes you feel sad when you are surrounded by angels in the flesh. Mystery of different experience suites my brain better then everything is true.
>>55373199
>scientist
>heat death
Dropped.
Heat death only occurs in a sealed space you shit lord.
>>55376929
I'll do you a step better than just defining 'P'
W is for Whites who do stuff together
A is for Anglos the antithesis of niggers
S is for Saxon the suffix of Anglo
Protestant is for the superior christian religion, but we'll extend an arm to the Catholics and the whiter-looking Jews in this day-in-age.
>>55376929
Also, the acronym has to be sung to the tune of the Spongebob "FUN Song"
>>55377492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7mxF9XZiA
>>55375573
>placing limits on God
>"hurr durr universe too big for teh God to care about you"
>being unable to fathom a hyper intelligent being
>being unable to fathom a being that can focus on many things at once
I could maybe accept such stupidity from a farmer in the middle ages. But for fuck's sake we live in the computer age. Even popular media (the movie Her, for example) has touched on the idea of hyper intelligent beings or AIs capable of carrying on limitless conversations and threads of thought at once.
You think a being capable of creating this universe would be limited to knowing and caring about a few dozen other beings? And you call your Christian relatives stupid???
>>55371204
>What goes on inside the mind of a Christian?
I've been a very very VERY naughty boy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY
>>55376217
Take it back before it's too late.
>>55375895
That's not proof you fool.
People that are smart and have an open mind can make logical sense of the Bible.
It's also bulletproof in terms of what it says.
>b-b-b-but muh contradictions!!!!!!!
As I said, anyone who is smart and reads the Bible that can use basic logic will find that it is perfect.
>>55376390
That's all well and good. Just know this. If you decide to masturbate you will go to Hell on top of going blind and growing hair on your palms.This is why I don't masturbate, but it's so hard not to. Especially when I see nice tits or asses, just speaking about it makes me so fucking horny!!!!! Forgive me God!!! I'm touching my penis and it feels so good!! Almost there!! Ahhhhhh. Orgasm-rific.
>>55377873
>As I said, anyone who is smart and reads the Bible that can use basic logic will find that it is perfect.
Oh... Well, if you say so. The Bible is degenerate Jewish trash and should be scrapped along with everything Jewish in western society.
>>55377628
>Rædwald
>protestant
pick one americyn
>>55377893
>Just know this. If you decide to masturbate you will go to Hell on top of going blind and growing hair on your palms.
The irony, of course, being, that God never punished or outlawed masturbation in the Bible - it's mentioned once in relation to a man deliberately disobeying the law of the Levite marriage where he's forced to impregnate his dead brother's widow by "god's law."
>>55377991
It's no secret the descendants converted m8.
>>55377645
It's okay, he can't even know what direction the earth spins without us giving it to him.
>>55377914
I'm sure you read it.
Just shut up.
You don't see people who don't know anything about cosmology or microbiology going around saying it's wrong because they don't understand it.
When people who know nothing about the Bible do this very thing it just shows how ignorant many people are.
Leave microbiology to the microbiologists, leave the Bible to people that have studied it their whole life and understand it.
>>55378002
Some people see seminal fluid as blood. Can't say I condone it or not.
*silently faps*
>>55371204
What's Heaven like?
Do they have internet and video games in Heaven?
>>55377628
Calvinism is degenerate.
>>55378215
Jefferson rejected the Apostle.
>>55378155
>I'm sure you read it.
Most of it - there's probably more than a few minor prophets I've not read - but the rest of it, yes. Some books I've read 50-100 times. Ecclesiates I've read many many many times, as well as the book of Proverbs and Job.
I used to read my Bible so much when I was a little kid that I found out from it that it was a sin for the Youth Pastor to touch me in the Prayer room. I told him about this because I assume he just didn't know - he was very very angry with me and said I didn't understand the Bible - but I knew what I was reading and what it said. So, he took away my Bible because I was reading it too much.
>>55377628
>Video needs to consist of the "refugees" and niggers and negresses
I love that fucking song.
>>55378198
Oh, you don't want to go to heaven on earth, I realized only hardcore, borderline, men with hardened minds can live afterwards. It's worse than video games and internet.
>>55377549
>Giving instructions for a joke this simple
>>55378355
I'll pray for your soul.
You need to wait until you are dead to enjoy life. Don't make life difficult for rich people. You need to be cousin-fucking. Wait until you visit Sugarcandy Mountain.
>>55377893
who is this cum drum
>>55378417
Frankly speaking, I have a lot of time on my hands. Maybe too much time. Lol. That's a fair criticism though.
>>55378473
>I'll pray for your soul.
What soul?
American Christianity is nothing but a bunch of organized crime syndicates running con-artist-rings so they can rape children and extort their enemies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlMDoX4EbVc
>>55378608
Hey, I'm your Dad. By the way next time you see your mother remind her to clean her ass hole out with an enema and some anal douche before I fuck her up the ass next time. Because last time I did it I got shit all over my cock and her ass stank.
>>55378711
You're not wrong to feel the way you do. It's just that there's something there for you to learn about our state of affairs in this world.
>>55371204
>>55371204
"Jesus love yous and he died for your sins." Period.
>>55379009
>"Jesus love yous and he died for your sins." Period.
How did your god taste Sunday?
>>55378711
The soul God gave you.
It's okay, you will see one day.
You can close your eyes and stumble through life blindly, but when death comes you will no longer be able to keep yourself blind. You will see the glory of God and finally you will believe that which has been clear this whole time.
>>55373199
What if when the Universe has expanded far enough, it sort of tears the center and, in that tear, is the unheaviest super-vacuumized thing in existence and causes the expanded Universe to fall back in on itself.
What if then, because space and time are connected, everything that has ever happened just happens in reverse, progressing to a super-small point that is the heaviest super-pressurized thing in existence, causing time to move "forward" again.
What if the Universe as we know it is just a wave, and when the surface goes up spacetime expands and when the surface goes down spacetime falls in on itself? What if the Universe as we know it is just God breathing?
So I will see you guys again when this thing goes in reverse, and again when it goes forward again. Its just never-ending shitposting.
>>55378871
>You're not wrong to feel the way you do. It's just that there's something there for you to learn about our state of affairs in this world.
Ooooh... spooky evasive generalized statements with pictures of Baphomet and the queen from the Aliens franchise! You must know so much!
>>55378034
The pic just triggers my autism is all.
When Rædwald received the Sacraments there hadn't been a schism yet, Saxon Christianity was Orthodox. Anglo-Saxon England was the last redoubt of Orthodoxy in the west, William didn't just bring Norman rule he also brought the Roman church. We don't even know if English Protestantism would of been a thing if Catholicism had not been imposed upon the English.
>>55371204
Right now, despair.
>>55378871
All hail the Knights Templar's God Baphomet. With his artificial steel genitals representing the obsolescence of the organic. Let's make Heaven on Earth by all having one big orgy with each other. Fuck Yahweh and all his bull shit rules like having to cut off your penis' foreskin just to be in his dumb Big-Nosed Semitic Cult. Long live Baphomet!!
>>55379210
>You can close your eyes and stumble through life blindly, but when death comes you will no longer be able to keep yourself blind. You will see the glory of God and finally you will believe that which has been clear this whole time.
No, I won't. I've been under general anesthesia - I know what it's like when a large portion of your brain stops functioning - it's like nothing - nothing at all. It's like you're having the IV administered to you and the next moment you're waking up and your wisdom teeth are missing - everything in between is just missing completely - because your brain is the sole and only seat of consciousness and self.
>>55371204
>Love for my neighbors
>Doing good
>Helping where I can
>don't like degenerates personally, but still treat them kindly
>Not being a player with women
>Generally acting like in 75 years, I'm gonna subjected to trail to see whether or not I was good in life.
Heaven is right here on Earth if you try anons.
>>55374192
hes just an edgelord let him be
I just jerked off to this girl Pepe the Frog. 4Chan's memes are causing me to sin. To Hell with sexually attractive Pepe the Frog pictures!!!!! I'm gonna jerk off to it again, Satan Pepe is making me.
>>55375573
>The universe is really big!
>Thus, God doesn't care about you
God doesn't exist on the same level as us, my friend, he isn't on this same dimension
>>55379377
Believe what you want.
Prepare to be wrong.
>>55379403
Heaven is truly on Earth if your Morman. Alas, in Lutheranism we can only marry one annoying whore with a fishy cunt. I'm converting to Mormonism, this religion also suites me because I too believe Niggers and Negresses are absent of a soul. Joseph Smith must have been the second coming of Christ because his brilliance shines more prominently than the greatest lighthouse on the shore. All hail Joseph Smith. When I'm fucking my 20 wives I'll be thinking of you.
>>55379403
Breaking out of christianity was the most freeing experience of my life.
>>55379969
Come back to Christ before it is too late.
>>55379095
Which part of him, his body or his blood?
>>55380034
>believing in something that I know is bullshit
>>55380075
>205 KB PNG>>55379095 (You)Which part of him, his body or his blood?
Why choose?
>>55373931
What a good font to use for ruining things
>>55371204
Something about how they hate women, like the rest of the desert trilogy religions.
>>55377465
I sure hope we find holes to other probability waves/universes. It would suck if proton decay meant the inevitable doom of existence.
>>55379210
Why does damage to the meat robot's CPU change the soul? If consciousness is eternal and non-material, why would damaging the vessel alter your personality, memories and ability to think?
>>55380135
Satan has poisoned your mind.
It will be a sad moment when you realize you were right at one point.
>>55380594
The reason why I thought I was right was because I was a child and didn't know any better. I also used to believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy.
>>55380471
Devil's advocate: Why does a cracked projection lense prevent an undamaged film from being shown in a theater?
The meat translates into material. If the translation material is damaged, the translation of spiritual form to physical will be as well.
>>55380471
It affects the way you think.
You are supposed to worship God with your mind as well, not just your heart and soul.
>>55380686
I know I am right.
I thought it was all crap when I was a kid.
I believed for a moment.
Stopped at age 10 or so, until about 21 was when I started realizing the truth.
>>55380782
Unless I get severe brain damage and start forgetting everything I know about biology, geology and chemistry, history, ancient myths and human nature, I won't start being a christian again.
>>55371330
this
>anti christ comes before the real christ
>islam,hindus are waiting for her prophet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIdTImclves
>>55380913
>Biology
God's work.
>Geology
God's work.
>Chemistry
Gods' work
In other words intelligent design.
>history
>ancients myths
Human undesign.
>Human nature
You mean how abstract theoretical thinking and altruistic love would have helped man kind survive?
Then how did we evolve?
Furthermore how could the design that exists now in ourselves and in our brains come with something from less design or no design?
Such a proposition goes against the principle of causality.
>muh science
Clearly you know very little about it.
>>55371938
>>55372132
ure a shame for all christians
>catholics =/ christian
>>55372761
The selection will be based on quality of the soul. Standards are equal to all, I guess.
>>55371204
>What goes on inside the mind of a Christian?
This:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+13:6-11
And this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-J2kuSCLvE&list=RDrVLlBDgQsOo&index=3
God bless you.
So this is what it's like to be mentallly ill....
>>55380913
see:
>>55382021
I am a postgrad in Health Sciences, recently Msc. in Microbiology and Infection.
The more I studied microorganisms and the termed 'early life' the more intelligent design became clear, and even more so with human physiology.
Tell me, have you ever learned about helicases? You don't learn this from high school biology, so if you followed a non-life sciences STEM field, you wouldn't be expected to know this.
But if you do...
The sheer notion that there are biomolecular mechanisms devoted to the unwinding of DNA (like a rope) to avoid creating knots when opening the strands for transcription, for example...
DNA cannot function without these, it would be rendered unusable. Conversely, these groups must be encoded in DNA to be present.
There is more to the self-replication of DNA than just "helical cord code". In the same way, the development of the eye, if you ever studied embryology, seems impossible to have come about by coincidence, as the steps by which it is formed follow a deliberate scheme where no individual step would have made sense unless it was specifically with the end goal 'in mind'.
For this reason it seems that the gradual accumulation of them by general blind evolutionary chance would be zero, since none of them would bring about any advantage (and thus, no differential fitness and survival bias) to the bearers except for when the whole process is complete.
Unless you think functional eyesight suddenly magically appeared on this one severely mutated organism, which then single-handedly changed the course of all future sighted creatures (in different strata of animal life, no less, unless you think eyes evolved independently in many different species, which seems even less likely), something that even typical proponents of a 'blind watchmaker' find unreasonable, then it does appear to be solid evidence to indicate that some processes are not only unlikely to be random, but that in some it is actually 0%.
>>55379969
Not my problem, that's your choice, friend
>>55379893
Mainstream Mormons have disallowed plural mices since the 1880's or so. What we have in great numbers are healthy children who aren't degenerate
>>55378473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3HAq0cWu_w
>>55380782
this
>>55380913
that doesnt make sense, youre blaming god for forgetting things in your mind? man you would love that one guy ive met some years ago, his name is lucifer
>>55371204
childish emotions
>>55382741
>I am a postgrad in Health Sciences, recently Msc. in Microbiology and Infection.The more I studied microorganisms and the termed 'early life' the more intelligent design became clear, and even more so with human physiology.
ROFLMAO
Then you must know nothing about the Miller-Urey tests if the 1950s! Muh sky-daddy! LOL eyes.....wings falsifies. You are no scientist/
>>55383512
why do they look retarded to me
>>55383649
>you are no pseudoscientist/
fixed that for you
>>55373199
>Let me enlighten you as both a Christian and a scientist.
>enlighten
>scientist
i've got a masters in engineering but the second i saw these two words in the same sentence i couldn't be bothered to read the rest of what you wrote, i decided to type this out instead. maybe you made some good points, i don't really care, but i'm not reading anything past that sentence.
>>55380693
A cracked lens doesn't change a Picasso into a crayon drawing. A broken medium doesn't transform wine into water.
That, and we can put electrodes in the correct area of your brain and induce a religious experience, laughter, sorrow, etc etc. The meat and its ultimate result are one and the same. Its function is the sum of its parts.
>>55383649
I am sorry you have such a basic knowledge only.
The Miller-Urey experiment has no qualm here, idiot. You are precisely the kind of imbecile Heisenberg's quote is adequate for, ironically enough.
These tests indicate that abiogenesis is not an entirely retarded concept. This is different from proving that any and all complex mechanisms thereafter can be explained by 'muh randomization', as your simple mind would like to believe.
The point here, still undisputed satisfactorily by currently purported evolutionary mechanisms, is that once life has been established and basic biological mechanisms are in effect, certain more complex functions require a series of simultaneous 'leaps' in evolution that are not statistically possible.
Clearly you are limited to high school level examples. Read up on Behe's work and compare to Halder's group.
You didn't even address the point. Imbecile.
>atheists are smug, vulgar know-it-alls
Well I learned absolutely nothing new today.
>>55384309
Well said.
You just BTFO the little cunt.
Hopefully he tips his fedora right off a fucking building.
>>55384309
>that are not statistically possible
:^)
>>55384781
You're an idiot.
>>55375573
>>55371204
I can't help but imagine all those trumpets as bongs with Jesus in the middle saying 'dude weed lmao'
>>55386413
>"Look at this graph I made that says it's not statistically possible for me to be here yet I am"
