You are now PM of Japan.
what do?
I'll tell the UN and EU to "Fuck off. We'll keep our traditions, don't meddle with us."
Change my maxipad of a flag.
>>55369618
Make loli drawing classes mandatory in school and abolish the censoring laws.
>>55369522
Manchuria's looking tasty.
Make anime real.
Fund research of 3D sex robots
>>55369618
B-but real Japanese want to change this society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0tYGNw-s0
>>55369522
Ban loli
>>55369522
apologies to china for the rape of nanking
Ban anime
Abolish eromanga censoring.
>>55369693
What program is used to make this?
>>55369522
Uncensor porn
>>55369618
Also stop TPP. FUCKING ELITES.
>>55369522
Lift obscenity censors.
Declare war on India
>>55369522
Ban anime so that Japanese men can start feeling attracted to their women again and breed more.
>>55369522
Heavily tax all anime production.
Pay shills to shill 'qt nip grils' and 'japan is best anime' all over the internet
Put happy merchant on the flag and write 'white pride world wide' in rainbow letters comic sans font on it
Change the national flag into a loli
Tell SJWs to eat shit.
More mosaics in actual porn for shits and giggles
>>55369522
Make Japan apologize to China followed by committing sudoku.
Aplogize beacause im a real human being
>>55369522
Repeal article 9 and go forth conquering and to conquer. What else?
>>55369693
Based PM! Seriously though it needs to die.
criminalize being 20 or older and not being married and having at least 1 child, at 25 u must have 2 children and at 30, 3 children, also forced government-arranged marriages for single people over 19
>>55369712
I know a website to that can be used to make them. Forgot the name tho but you can use google.
>>55369522
Get the Southern Kuril Islands and Sakhalin back from Russia. Also get Taiwan back.
>>55369522
Instate mandatory military service to curb the prevalence of "herbivore" men.
>>55369837
> you can use google
I did this days ago but found nothing.
>>55369522
Throw niggers out. Starting with "Miss Japan".
>>55369522
Sudoku.
Make anime real
nothing becaue i have no real power
>>55369522
Massive weeb massacre.
Restore absolute monarchy cut all ties with the mainland and execute everyone who is affiliated with anime or modern japan culture
Go to shinjuku and spend a few thousand quid on whores and cocaine.
>>55369675
ちゅうにびよ
change my name to abe lincoln
>>55370027
Japanese can't be weebs by definition, dumb ass.
go full ron-u paul-u and reinstate the gold standard and loudly condemn china for its history of war crimes
also everyone in tokyo capable of trollface and other funny meme faces would be installed as my PR team and would answer all inquiries with "u mad?"
Destroy China and turn it into a testing ground for new biological weapons that turn my enemies into cute anime lolis
>>55370185
are you 14?
>>55369522
Apologize
>>55369675
Its not ok to be gay in Japan. The law is very clear on it. Less then 2% of the world are actually gay why the fuck should we make exceptions for them? If anything its just part of the independent Japanese movement.
>>55370027
What if they're on islands just off the coast?
Will you put up a dismal effort to conquer them, that you then tell yourselves was a 'fight'?
>>55370264
LOOOOOOOOOOL!
We civilized you apes you should be thanking us!
Fuck out of here with that shit Tsung Kim
>>55370264
>>55370365
Oh here we fucking go, Japan and Korea are at it again...
>>55370264
It was your fault for not modernizing in time.
Stop TTP, remove porn censorship. force every elderly citizen to commit sudoku to reduce populace and youngen the populace
>>55369629
Look it all better now
>>55369522
Post some JAV
[spoiler]Please ;_; [/spoiler]
>>55370470
Beautiful
>>55369522
Get voted out for someone new after six months. Go to shinjuku mecha bikini bar
attack pearl harbor
>>55369522
Conquer Indonesia and give the Dutch East Indies back to it's rightful owner, finally making amends for past crimes
>>55370365
The world has allready thanked you for your "civilizing effects".
Twice
>>55369522
nuke the gooks
did i say that right?
>>55370554
>Get voted out for someone new after six months.
It's funny because it's true.
ban drinking after work so less karoshi will happen and ban moe anime
remove gook
remove chink
remove yank
remove ruskie
>>55370623
admit Nanking happened
also remove useless English teacher and American military base.
>>55370699
Remove jap turn it into commonwealth
>>55369522
>Re-take the Senkaku Islands.
>Execute all the feminists and gays and Chinese.
>Only allow immigrants from South Korea, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, and Western Europe, no niggers or Muslims.
>Develop nuclear weapons.
>End porn censorship.
>Keep loli legal.
Bam.
>>55370738
>remove American military base.
Yeah because that always works out so well for you.
>>55370703
>not posting the nuclear edit.
Burger, you disappoint your forefathers.
>>55370738
>>make ghettos for japs
>>create the commonwealth special zone
>> turn tokyo into koi pond
>> rebrand all japs in elevens
>> kill emperor and family
>>55369900
Are you retarded? What about military service is going to change how deeply unattractive Japanese women are?
Unification with Brazil
seriously too many japanese people here
>>55370748
>>55370885
>nerd
>>55370699
>remove ruskie
There is Russians in Japan?
>>55369648
Good luck with that self-defense force
>>55370925
>too many
Japanese population in Brazil is less than 1% in there.
>>55370864
>the nuclear edit.
Nah, the original is more accurate in terms of portraying how the war played out from a shitty comic perspective.
But I still like you, almost-Texas flag.
>>55370864
>are you okay
Ameritard never say it.
just make fun of atomic bomb victims.
>>55369522
create a law that makes every man on japan fug at least once
>>55370623
Micro dick is right.
>>55370986
Yes because our population is huge but believe me too many japanese here
if we cant go to japan then you cant come here either
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
YELLOW PIG GO HOME
>>55371001
>tfw Chile got its independence before Texas existed
>tfw Chile's flag, The Lone Star/La Estrella Solitaria was the original flag and adopted in October 18th, 1817.
>>55371156
Chile you are based
i wish you would be our greatest ally against Argentina
>>55371063
Yeah well tough tits m8, the US never apologizes for shit, better get used to it.
Now go get a cute waifu or something Hirohito, populate your tiny-ass island.
>>55371063
>just make fun of atomic bomb victims.
Stop using google translate. What you meant to say is: "wrote your entire constitution".
Also, are you okay?
>>55369522
Double down on freedom of expression laws so that the UN fucks off forever
>>55371156
Shut up Texas. I hate this state so much
>>55371234
Brasilia when, Huehue?
>>55369522
>Droit du seigneur
>Droit du seigneur (/ˈdrɑː də seJˈnjɜr/; French pronunciation: [dʁwa dy sɛɲœʁ]), also known as jus primae noctis (/ʒʌs ˈpraJmiː ˈnɒktɨs/; Latin pronunciation: [ju:s ˈpri:mai 'noktis]), refers to a supposed legal right in medieval Europe, and elsewhere, allowing feudal lords to have sexual relations with subordinate women on their wedding night. There is no direct evidence of the right being exercised in medieval Europe, though there are numerous references to it.[1][2]
muh dick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur
>>55371129
>YELLOW PIG GO HOME
I'll never emigrate to Brazil and Japanese don't emigrate to Brazil anymore.
MAKE JAPAN GREAT AGAIN.
>>55369522
>Set up underground anime network
>Outlaw anime
>Normal hard-working japanese don't care
>Get mad revenue off of animefags
>Pay off denbts
>Live happily ever after
>>55371257
None of your business needle continent.
>>55371324
>A fucking leaf
I know you're mad you got Turdeau as your PM but please Maplebro, get your shit together.
>>55371348
je vais prendre tous s'il vous plaît .
>>55371348
roll
>>55371402
Grow a pair and do something about it if it bothers you so much.
If you sit all day shitposting you're just as much part of the problem as anybody else involved in the matter is.
Start a movement and cry to the Media until they get you coverage and force the US gov to pay reparations and shit. Come on Hirohito where is the outrage, where is the samurai spirit?
>>55369522
Pretty obvious desu senpai.
http://exhentai.org/g/865424/cac739454b/
>>55370976
Sakhalin slap fight.
>>55369522
Release Nervada-tan
>>55371156
Almost-Texas, please, I just want to be friends. The best thing you can be if you can't be Texas is Almost-Texas.
>>55369522
>invade China again
>commit suicide
>>55369522
Nuke my own country and get rid of the tumor that's called anime.
>>55371348
Fucking rolling for #14. Anything else goes too though.
>muh dick
>>55371351
>japanese dont emigreate to brazil anymore
This doesnt matter, you already done too much damage.
Make your citizens go back to your fucking island, Japan. Dont complain when we start sending our monkeys to your country.
>>55371600
I suppose so. We don't have based gun laws like Texas does.
>>55371537
I don't want any reparations.
it's fucking same level as Korea and China.They are fucking whiny faggot.
I just want remove yank,chink,gook and ruskie from my islands.that's it.
anime is now illegal and carries the death penalty by firing squad if caught with it
>>55371673
>We don't have based gun laws like Texas does.
Not with that attitude.
Well japan has made a good job runing white lives. They get a revenge i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
>>55370906
The possibility of death will encourage men to plant their seed before deployment.
>>55371655
then just remove them.
I don't care about Brazil monkeys...seriously.
>>55371698
Choose one, and only one.
>>55371698
Latinos can go there?
>>55370102
>ちゅうにびよ
>ちゅうにびょう
Perhaps.
Banish Hideo Kojima to America
>>55371800
>calling yourself a latino
Off yourself my flaite friend.
>>55370304
There's the Japan we all know and love.
>>55371853
Ew he's from Albania
>>55371867
>w..we are the jaguars i swear.
You and me are latinos scum.
>>55369712
Andrea mosaic iirc
get myself a cute geisha and hang out with her. maybe dancing and stuff. glorious pm of nippon.
>>55371954
Urban 'Latino' culture is shit, and everybody that is part of it is shit. It's cancer m8.
Also Jaguars can kiss my ass.
Mixrace with a qt japanese girl a live happily ever after
>>55369522
Start a program to get NEETs outside and learning survival skills, warp it into a paramilitary program. The Beta Uprising begins in full in Japan, with the original hikikomori population.
BAKA GAIJIN WHITE PIGGU GO HOME FUCKING KOLEANS GET OUT LEEEEEEE
>>55371001
>Nah, the original is more accurate in terms of portraying how the war played out from a shitty comic perspective.
don't be so modest, murri-kun
>>55369522
deport 14-18 yo girls to hungary
>>55371737
I blame our circlejerk of a government and all the foreign human rights NGOs who have literally castrated our self-defense laws to the point where we HAVE to get killed/maimed/injured/robbed blind or otherwise we're going to jail because the thief/murderer has more rights than the victim.
Burgerbro, I want off this ride.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_of_gun_laws_by_nation#Chile
>>55372070
Our language is based on latin, bro, thats why we are "latinos", we speak a variation of latin.
>>55371943
shut up
>>55372156
That's why I specified it to urban latino culture. I hate cumbia/reggae shit and everyone involved with it. Seriously they're the same if not worse than niggers. Can't speak properly for shit and their pants are always sagging halfway down their stinky asses.
>>55369522
Propaganda the shit out of everything. Work with the press and mass media to push the idea that starting and providing for your family is a noble goal. Provide tax breaks for you families. Pretty much anything I can think off to get people to larry and make tons of babies.
>>55372263
War crimes and shit like
>comfort women
>human experimentation
>torture
among other comfy things.
Institute limitations on the number of hours a single employee can be at work coupled with heavy taxation and fines for companies that obligate employees to go over the allotted limit
Reform education to emphasize English as a second language foster growth
Legalize uncensored porn
Do not import immigrants especially from the Philistines as nurses for the elderly
Instead emphasize education as health care workers for the citizens who are unemployed or underemployed aka freeters
>>55372342
>Do not import immigrants especially from the Philistines as nurses for the elderly
Pinoy are better than Americans.
>>55372411
This. With Americans you only get pedophile English teachers and dumb fucking sailors and marines.
>>55372152
>castrated our self-defense laws
Yeah, I get it. Texas isn't even the mecca of gun rights states, and hasn't been for decades. It's a common misconception that we're all pistol-packing cowboys.
The one thing we get right is that if police weren't involved in protecting you, then they shouldn't be involved in prosecuting you.
And now I'm going to completely fuck up my 'misconception' statement by letting you know that I do carry a pistol and that I do in fact own and wear a Stetson.
>>55369522
Allow loli again.
>>55372411
How about Spaniards?
>>55372172
R A R E
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>>55369522
>Harvest the tiny dicks of every self described otaku.
>spend the rest of the day jerking off to tentecle school girl hentai
>carry my samurai sword around like king gook
>>55369834
Kinda hard to get married when the women are bitches though.
>>55372620
I envy your Freedom™
>>55372671
I've never met them in here.
So I dunno.
>>55372806
>>55369522
Declare myself Shougun and insult koreans
I would finally be the 51st state of America. Sell off all women to those who want those ugly rats and be done with it. At least the baseball would be good.
>>55372893
This is all I ask, nothing more.
>>55372970
>Austria
>>55369522
Take all foreign English teachers & put them in concentration camps.
>>55369522
Why is there a red dot in the middle of that French flag?
>>55369977
Done, next please!
>>55373008
You have good taste anon.
Even though we have a self-proclaimed love of freedom, we can't actually get those here. It makes me sad.
Have a pic of my SKS.
>>55370135
Abe lolicon?
>>55370470
Or this...
>>55373404
I found one of those for sale at $200~ including a scope and for an extra $60 ($80?) you could get 1200 rounds of ammunition. They were on clearance sales.
Only reason I didn't buy it, was because I was moving out of Canada in about 2 days.
I cried that day. Inside.
>>55371959
Thanks you Esti
>>55370593
Go home nigga!
>>55369522
>PM
Why not the emperor?
>>55373559
>I found one of those for sale at $200
Nigga you best clarify which gun you're talking about. If it's the SKS, I can understand, but if you're talking about the SVD I might just lose my shit.
>>55373709
SKS, didn't see any SVDs there.
>>55369522
Overload all the nuclear reactors in the country because it's about time the gook had another nuke
>>55373762
$200 for an SKS is still a really good deal these days. Mine was $99, but it was bought in the early 90s. They go for >$400 now.
How was the scope mounted?
>>55369522
Warn world of danger of Fukushima and nuclear power beg planet to help solve worst disaster ever probably
caused by US triggering earthquake as punishment for not going along with their plans
>>55373906
PAP is better.
>>55369675
literally the first thing that is said is "mmmm ma hamburga"
Fuck, we nuked them way too hard. I'm so sorry.
>>55373906
No idea it wasn't mounted. Just showcased the gun and the scope separately.
>>55369977
>>55373397
Relevant.
>>55374217
Probably best that you passed on it then. Most SKS-scope combos are mounted to the dust cover, instead of to a mount that's been drilled into the receiver.
>>55370623
I would speak of "civilizing acts" regarding your country when half of it hates itself.
>>55371129
Your people come here there just not allowed to stay.
>>55369522
make anime real and build a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>55375745
>Make anime real
Kill yourself weeb.
>>55375842
Is /pol/ too buttblasted for banter today? Everyone seems to be on edge.
>>55372152
muh troops
Hilarious picture desu senpai senpai
>>55369522
Bring over white men to breed with the waifus.
>>55372263
Oh BR BR BR HUEHUEHUE.
How uneducated you are.
Flood it with Thai people and give them affirmative action. Outlaw J-pop, J-Rock, J-Drama. Replace with K-pop, J-Rock, J-Drama.
Make school children pledge allegiance to the United States flag every morning and end the pledge with "thank you for bombing us into freedom, senpai"
ban 3dpd
>>55369522
Mandatory seppuku for all Japanese citizens as repayment for war crimes.
Make Japanese men alpha again.
Build military. Reinstall samurai nobility. Destroy anime. Force men into military service at 18. Teach warrior spirit in schools.
Make Japanese women subservient whores for their men.
Attack and enslave all of Vietnam. Feint attacking India and take over oil rich SE Asia.
Laugh at Obama-ru when he no-ru do anything-ru.
Chinese feel threatened. I make a treaty with them and then announce I have nuclear weapons.
Then I institute a breeding law where Jap families need to have at least six children. This multiplies my population.
I deport shitskins.
I attack Africa and turn niggers into slaves. I institute martial law in all territories.
I make my ninjas target the banking elite and get rid of them.
I exterminate niggers in Africa then repopulate Africa with Japs and call it Africa-ru.
I make JAPAN GREAT AGAIN.
>Hire a minister of propaganda that make the Japs fall in love with me and my blonde hair, green eyes, and freckles since they love those traits
>Get rid of the genital censorship bullshit
>Fabricate evidence of Emperor plotting treason against the Japanese people
>Overthrow him and declare myself supreme leader of the Second Empire of the Rising Sun
>Emphasize worship of the emperor as a god-king
>Institute breeding programs to combat the declining population
>Tour my new empire and impregnate thousands of my new subjects
>Invite the prettiest Japs to my palace to be my concubines
>Usher in a golden age
>Rule for 100 years
Build functioning gundams equipped with laser cannons, missiles n shit and rampage across asia
>>55369522
I launch a migration offensive. However, I only accept white gaijin from central or northern Europe to immigrate to Japan, Germans, Austrians, Swiss, Dutch and Danes in particular.
>>55376540
>forgets that the samurai preferred boy anus over pussy to get their release
>>55369522
Remove porn censorship
Remove parties who want immigration
allow the population to age, encourage/subsidize family/communal living style to help with aging population
>>55369675
>all those faces in the crowd
>all japanese
Our countries were the same once my brethren.
Our countries were the same...
exile all non-asians from the country and end all immigration and tourism for starters
>>55369522
>You are now PM of Japan.
>what do?
Start building gundams
Start doing genetic experiments to make Godzilla
Get the Yakuza to start beheading blacks in Ropongi
>>55369522
Hire the best engineers, and the entire kojima staff to build me meta gearuu, and forever have the strongest deterent from stoping our conquest of the world!
>>55369522
1. develop nuke
2. buy shitload of s400 from russia
3. funds the catgirl for domestic ownership project
