Bonjour messieurs!
Zis is François Hollande speaking to you. Are there any fellow presidents or ministers on this board? I would like for us to make a round table and talk about our solutions to the biggest threat to our society: racism and intolerance.
I would also like to discuss possible plans to reducs unemployement.
Finally, I would like to discuss how we can make a joint effort to defeat the biggest threats to the world's security: The dictator Bachar Al Assad and the tyrannic Vladimir Putin.
Obama, are you here? Do you want to take a selfie? huhu XD
>>55361507
France you should be embarrassed.
Did an Aussie find a French proxy?
>>55361507
Hollande
Le pseudo-secret Juif name
Salut çois
Je suis charlie Brown
>>55361507
Salut François,
It's me, Sarko l'américain. I will soon take back my seat in l'Elysée in 2017, just as soon as I get rid of Juppé and Fillon in the primaries. Do you like the new name of the UMP party? Les Républicains, like the Republican party in the USA. Did I mention i love the USA? I do. That's why i want a melting pot in France and push for race mixing. Compared to me you're just a lefty bigot François. I'm even more Europeist than you. I want a United States of Europe so we look like America more. Wouldn't it be great?
>>55362573
>implying Sarkozy isn't based
meme s'il est un hommelet
>>55362573
Damn you my nemesis!
You think you know what is right for France and Europe but you know nothing!
And I'm sure Obama prefers me compared to you! I am certain that Obama would rather have me as president of France than you!
You are just an angry little man, unworthy of leading such a great nation -sorry- state, as le France!
Obama, are you here? Tell him we know better,we, the socialists democrats!
Obama?!
>>55362893
Well, Sharko is a Hungarian Jew, stepchild of a CIA family. Obama is a, I don't know, out of wedlock baby anyway, born into a CIA family and raised predominantly by a communist pedophile.
Who is this Hollande?
>>55362716
Of course I am le based. Contrary to poor old François i have a hot wife and cool threads. Some say I made a moquery of my fonction but to them i say "Ta gueule pov' con" ("shut up you idiot" for my american friends).
In truth, i am so based i'm going to win the 2017 elections by aligning myself with whatever the current trend shows, because i'm so trendy.
>>55363015
>ywn fuck carla bruni in the bum on your desk in l'elysée
why live bros?
>>55362981
you racist conspiracionist bigot.
I am calling the police.
>>55363015
Please stop encouraging the Americans in their ignorance and stupidity about Europe with your silly "teeheehee arent politicians funny?" thread.
There are actually some pretty historically significant debates going on in France right now, such as the debate on "laicité" and the nature of a "republic" as opposed to a democracy. For all Sarkozy's faults, it's only politically ignorant or indifferent dumbfucks who think that he renamed his party "the Republicans" because he "likes American stuff" and not because of this substantial issue of the defence of republican over democratic / communitarian values.
If you are too young or dumb or lazy to understand or care about such questions, fuck off and post your "funny French-y" shit on /b/ or on Reddit.
>>55361507
>>55362573
Go die in a fire, both of you.
Sincerely
France
>>55362893
I don't think so François. Obama and I we're on the same longueur d'onde (wave length), we get one another because i'm relaxed and cool like a true américain. We talked sports and chicks, we high fived on numerous occasions (like after I attacked Lybia, shit was dope), then we shared a cold one. You probably only talked about boring stuff, just looking at you is boring.
>>55363244
>>55363327
>no fun allowed
>defending some of the most worthless politicians the world has ever seen
kek
>>55363380
now why would you delete your comment? did you realize it was that retarded?
too slow cunt
>>55361507
> the biggest threat to our society:
You mean the jews?
Ovens will solve it
>>55361507
Hello Fransva,
Angela Merkel hier. Isn't zis typical, zat none of ze east European azholes are in zis sred? Vee should remind zem, zat zey are part of the 4th Rei...I mean the European Union. Being ruled by Deutschland waz part of ze agreement.
>>55363155
Please don't send me to the tolerance camps
>>55362893
What no stammering rebuke? You've thrown in the towel? Raised the white flag? I have to say the image of a wet towel fits quite well with your charisma. Bee tee double-u, americans are usually asleep by now, it's only 5am in New York. I know, because my brand new rolex told me so. So my good friend obama is asleep after his bout of Fallout 4 last night (i still follow him on his hidden twitter, i bet you don't have that one)
I guess your absence fits well with your coming results in the 2017 presidential elections. I'll be competing mainly with Marine Le Pen. See ya in 2nd round ... or not! ;-)
Isn't ur president a skunk.
>>55361507
>implying Flamby can speak english
>>55364069
Salut mein kleine petite cochonne. You're right we should remind everyone of our good friendship and of the great things we're trying to accomplish of the EU. Everyone should follow in our step to build the great United States of Europe.
We've already started in France to make some great landers-like regions. Sadly i couldn't do them myself, it was devolved on the current french PM Manuel Valls. He's some short guy with a napoleon complex and quite the temper.
>>55364479
Uh la la Nicklas. Du alter charmeur. I always had a ssing for shorter men. I think in frensh zey are called man-lette. My Kfz-Sperrgraben gets wet every time I sink about you.
It's a shame you married that italian whore. She's half the woman I am.
>>55364814
As far as former flings go you'll always have an important place in my address book. I always liked a woman who could handle a whip like you. But you know it would never have worked between us Angela. We're way too strong-willed, too elegant, too cool, too manly for it to be more than a passing thing.
But now i'm back my little sauerkraut. Prepare your "petit trou" for me in 2017. We'll blow those who stand against us out the jacuzzi water.
