what is your best ally?
Japan
USA of course
Russia, Iran and China
With Russia, Iran and China we could beat the US
Israel
>>55360934
Didn't 2 bombs happen?
Is USA my ally?
Israel greatest ally :DDD
It's actually the UK tbqh.
>>55360952
And North Korea and possibly Mexico.
>>55360952
Implying Russia and China wouldn't wipe your muslim country off the map
>>55360952
>being over run with adult male military aged muslims
>wants to fight the USA
Shut the fuck up, kuck
>>55360964
Shit like this is why you disgrace me, my son.
Best ally is USA!
>>55360952
Ok Abu we know it's you, time to shut it down
Japan
Saudi Arabia
>>55360958
I believe you mean Le Happy Merchant.
"Israel" is just a meme.
>>55360952
>Russia
Disorganized thugs, with subpar technology, next to no navy.
>Germany
Keks, enough said.
>China
Paper tiger. Troops are ill trained, ill disciplined and have next to no navy.
Keep dreaming Kraut.
>>55360934
Philippines
USA
>>55360952
Not a chance, unless the USA was invading. You'd need the entirety of the EU, China, Russia, Iran, Indonesia, Australia, Mexico, and Canada to subjugate Americans on American soil.
Assuming no one nukes, because as soon as one nuke is fired, everyone loses.
>trusting the gooks
Hahahahahahahahahaha no we do not actually do this
Americas greatest ally is America. We dont give a fuck when it comes down to it.
![Extremes_Meet_Lincoln_caricature[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hbET7uh.jpg "Extremes_Meet_Lincoln_caricature[1].jpg")
>>55361115
We've always been great allies, ever since you helped us out in the Revolutionary War. That's why we revived your country when WWI ended.
>>55360952
>butthurt German faggot shittalking the US
Every fucking thread, and it always makes me laugh. Keep getting cukked, you powerless dweebs.
Now then, Canada and the UK are our greatest allies, of course. Canada is our bro4lyfe, the best goddamn hat a superpower could ask for. And Britain is a bit past its prime, but damn if we don't love dear old Dad anyway. We still go hunting sandniggers together every weekend.
>>55361078
Idiot.
Russia and China combined can stomp our military into oblivion. US couldn't even handle untrained men in rags for 10 years.
>>55360952
Hint: all you need is Mexico, Germanbro.
Your logistics and their persistence. We'd collapse before your combined assault.
Israel
>>55361163
America doesn't have allies. America only has interests.
The US is the only nation that has worried about us. Could not ask for a better conqueror/master/colonist/owner/ally/friend than the star spangled one.
>>55361235
Uh... wtf, Singapore? I thought China was your greatest ally. You're mostly dominated by Han Chinese, right?
![23Jan-DayHistory[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lDv6MNy.jpg "23Jan-DayHistory[1].jpg")
>>55361206
>America lost Vietnam War myth
Tell me, when did this happen? 1975 is when they reunified, but look at when we officially made peace with North Vietnam. Notice a difference in dates?
>You can lose a war retroactively!
I guess the UK lost WWII, then, considering how Germany owns Europe through the EU.
>>55360934
USA here,
Canada
Soon you will become the 51st state by annex during Trump's presidency, and become the official hat of the Union.
>like you wouldn't mind? would you? be honest.
Hungary
>>55361292
During the times where China was still supporting the communists in Asia, Israel was the only country which helped us build our army. All the other countries refused to help us.
>>55360934
BEST ALLIES.
>>55361308
I think that dumbfuck was referring to our multiple wars in the Middle East. Like we aren't doing EXACTLY what we need to over there. What, you Eurotards think we're there to stabilize the region or kill dunecoons? Fucking lel, we have more pressing concerns with that zone. The raghead hunting is just a fun bonus.
>>55360934
I love you too, Japan.
>>55361115
I also love you, Poland. Keep on being the best of us.
Aus is total waifu material <3
Tfw noone can break our bond~
>>55361344
So does Singapore have a lot of jew pollution now? Are you loaded up with Synagogues and have jews in government, army and media?
>>55361377
Could be either or, really. I don't think anyone but the most blue pilled idiot thinks we lost the Middle Eastcapades. We got shit done, and the only reason we're still there is because the local Governments are asking us to, lest they fall to the local raghead extremists, especially Afghanistan.
I don't understand how we could've lost a conflict we won in like a month. Bin Laden died in 2011, even, and that was just a bonus.
>>55360934
Good boy / girl.
Love you too Japan
Argentina
>>55361115
My wife is from your beautiful country, we were just made to be. More Paczski please.
>>55360934
No idea cause we're always neutral. But i DO know who my greatest enemy is
USA
>>55361369
Why can't we just ally Russia already?
>Imagine a world where Russia and USA became best buddies
No one could handle it. It would be like a game of Civ V, where America and Russia somehow got Shaka's and Bismarck's AI.
>They covet your land
>THEY HAVE DENOUNCED YOU
>Putin (Russia) has declared war on you
>Trump (America) has declared war on you
>PUTIN (Russia) HAS CAPTURED NANJING
>TRUMP (America) HAS CAPTURED GUANGZHOU
>Peace with Russia and America
>Abe (Japan) has declared war on you!
>Abe (Japan) has captured Beijing!
>>55360934
Love you too Nippon-kun.
>>55361457
Not much Synagogues. Jews are non-present in government at the moment.
However, Singapore has quite a large amount of Freemason Lodges relative to the country size. There's also a rumored gathering made of 300 elites named the "Pyramid Club".
>>55360934
We love you Nippon
Best friends until the end
>>55361652
Interesting. I guess it probably is harder for them to push their agenda in a society where their appearance basically gives them away.
But it's interesting to think that Israeli concepts on race might have influenced Singapore.
I don't know how old you are, but years ago I remember hearing that Singapore was discouraging people from having children due to overpopulation concerns. The Han Chinese complied and had less kids. The Malaysian lower-caste workers just ignored the government and kept having kids because Mohammed. This led to a reversal of policy and a campaign with a little jingle called "Families are Fun" because Oh shit the Malays will outbreed us. So a population control policy on an island was subverted for ethnic reasons. Could you maybe give me some info on how that played out? Am I remembering correctly? I have trouble finding it, but I remember the jingle distinctly.
Never heard of the "Pyramid Club", and never gave much thought to Freemasons, but it's odd they'd show up there.
>>55361501
I don't understand how can Japan be an ally with Hamburgerland. I have been to Tokyo recently and they are such wannabe Murricans.
So you nuke em and they worship you? I really don't know how it works.
>Serbia
Poland and the rest of V4. Austria, Germany and Croatia are also worthy of note.
Turks are also friendly with us.
>>55361973
By showing extreme force and then extreme kindness when they fall in line and realize they were ass backwards savages.
If we nuked Afghanistan and Iraq, today they would be in the Japs 1960s boom years.
>>55361963
>Singapore was discouraging people from having children due to overpopulation concerns
Back then (1966-1982) the government felt that having too many uneducated population is a worrying trend, thus encouraged families to stop at 2 children instead, and focus their resource in nurturing them.
Lowly educated women were encouraged to undergo sterilization and were even compensated for it. The incumbent government at that time felt that in order to bring up the education level overall, graduates should be marrying graduates to produce children with higher IQs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_control_in_Singapore
http://www.populationasia.org/Publications/RP/AMCRP12.pdf
http://www.ipss.go.jp/webj-ad/webjournal.files/population/2003_6/24.yap.pdf
I support who believes each nations people have a right to say whatever to do what they want in their nations by greater of the people. Nations that would treat it's citizens with respect and compassion, disregarding the foreign hordes who could never uphold their own civilizations, and now they're coming for US while we are at our weakest; when we're bickering amongst ourselves as who fucked up, but rather how we can stop the bleeding and climb out of the hole
>>55362501
How did it work out? I'm curious.
Umm japan just reminding that they FUCKING NUKED YOU. You're more of their fuck toy then 'ally'
>>55362737
Singapore has the highest average IQ of any country in the world(108). Also, everyone has myopia.
Singapore's ruling party was based upon the British Union of Fascists and National Socialists. The party's insignia is even the same as the British Union's except with inverted colors. So yeah, Singapore's fascist. They've proven that it works.
>>55360952
Butthurt yankees
Agreed though, Ami go home
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>>55362797
Pic related.
Latvia
>>55362501
>in order to bring up the education level overall
Interesting that it should be recorded this way. But this isn't really how I remember it. I guess maybe there are stats to back it up, but desu can't it be basically admitted that lower-caste people in Singapore were frequently Malays and upper-class people Chinese and upper-class immigrants (whites, etc.)? This would mean that a policy of encouraging growth in the upper class "to further education" was a thinly disguised policy of balancing ethnic influence. Also, this was as late as the early 1990s. The policies of 1982 were old history by then, even if they might have been similar.
But it always seemed to me that Chinese prefer an ethnically homogenous society. I didn't know about Israeli involvement with Singapore, but I wonder if it might have reinforced a tendency to create lines of separation between ethnic groups. After all, we all know how Israelis like their walls.
>>55362737
It went a little too well, till the point the government had to limit the amount of people that could enter our local university to 30% per birth cohort, which in turn lead to unhappiness and people leaving for overseas to study.
http://www.singstat.gov.sg/statistics/latest-data#18
All these results in a large amount highly educated population and very low amount of uneducated; which in turns means no one is willing to do low paying jobs.
Our current government is trying to go the easy way out by getting foreigners to do the low paying jobs, but their culture creates a lot of friction between the local population and the foreign workers.
>>55362953
>desu
How did that get in there? I don't remember typing that. Must be a Weaboo infection.
>>55361203
And then sold them out when WWII ended. The whole reason the allies declared war on Germany in the first place. Way to go team.
>>55362958
Lol m8 I'll help you out, clearly haven't been here for a week. They're word filters.
Try posting S.M.H T.B.H F.A.M C.U.C.K. without the periods and see what happens ;)
>>55362958
>Our current government is trying to go the easy way out by getting foreigners to do the low paying jobs, but their culture creates a lot of friction between the local population and the foreign workers.
Ah, here we go... are they importing more of the nearby Malays, or are they doing like the Israelis, looking abroad for people they think are less threatening?
You know, the Israelis for a while were big on bringing in Thai workers. Seems a long way off, right?
But they could treat them like shit, nobody cared, and then they can deport them. And, as with many migrant workers in Israel, they founds pretexts to seize their wages... all the money they made, forfeit because they were deported over some minor or imaginary infraction.
Pretty crazy stuff goes into "balancing" demography.
>>55361437
Wow no Aus luv? I'm hurt
>>55362953
>Chinese prefer an ethnically homogenous society
>enforced a tendency to create lines of separation between ethnic groups
This was originally the case back then in Singapore. Each ethnic have their own areas to live in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Plan
However, later on the ruling government was concerned about the repercussions that might arise if enclaves were formed between ethnicity. A quota was imposed that every neighborhood needed a minimum requirement of every race to prevent enclaves from forming.
>>55363209
Meant to be to
>>55363007
>>55363231
More of Chinese Nationals from China, but the local Chinese dislikes them due to a very large culture gap.
>>55363250
Interesting... and I still don't know whether it's better to let ethnic groups set up in their own quarters or try to compel them to integrate. Literally neither option is without repercussions.
>>55361973
America ended a war the general populace of Japan already knew was a lost cause. Most Japanese didn't want to fight. If you get a chance go to the Memorial Museum in Hiroshima. It is very enlightening.
>>55363333
Holy kek, that's brilliant.
Bringing in lower-caste Chinese to compete with Malay Mohammedans in a largely Chinese-ruled society.
Talk about having your cake and eating it too.
Reinforcing your preferred demographic and getting your low-income jobs filled at the same time.
Gold medal win, and you can bet the Israelis are jelly.
>>55363240
Still upset by the World Cup m8, although wounds have slightly healed because of the Cricket.
Our ties don't really need saying though, we don't need to flaunt them like others. We know it's there, and we can just staying comfy in our little world in the middle of nowhere to ourselves.
>>55360934
>>55361024
>>55361115
>>55361253
>>55361556
Love you guys too
>>55360934
Hey, Tenchi, sorry about the whole twice nuking thing. We were really pissed man. You threw a huge hey-maker at Pearl Harbor. Are we cool now?
Canada.
literally our ballistic missile defense hat.
>>55360934
100% of Americans who don't agree with this are kikes or kike sympathizers.
>>55360934
We don't have any real allies. Closest thing to that is Hungary.
>>55360934
>only weakness is being exploited by "allies"
NZ bros - ANZACs are legendary.
OP thats just sad. you and germany and fake korea and anything that borders russia thats a "ally" of america is just a meat shield
you job is to make russia or china waste ammo and time while america waits for a chance to strike. probably long after the meat shields are a wasteland and all your weak and old are culled
>>55360952
Can Canada come too? Wir liebe dich!
Russia's only ally is Russian Armed Forces. Its proven to be enough.
>>55360934
Battered country syndrome?
>>55363709
also gotta agree with this
>>55363716
Fucking oath m8, I'll see you in the trenches of the impending war.
>>55363807
>Wir liebe dich!
We don't care how much you love dick or how many trained battlemoose you have, Canada. We have a massive force guarding our storepoints of brown gravy, cheese curds and french fries in Minnesota, and they're ALL KEPT SEPARATE. If you dare to invade, you'll be annihilated. Just try it.
>>55360934
Best allies? Germany and Russia, or Russia and Finland :^)
Oh geez, I don't know...
Hitler?
>>55363514
>>55363716
banter brothers confirmed
>>55363943
There's nothing wrong with that pick.
Fuck you Japan! USA is my man!!
Fucking homewrecker!
>>55363957
>>55363911
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>>55363807
your german sucks, frog
>>55363969
You know, looking back to history it seems like the most probable choice. Hitler or maybe Satan.
>>55363957
>>55363909
I know I pick on you a lot but if anyone else ever tried to hurt your feelings I would piss all over their sandwich and make them eat it.
Who are they to judge you just cause you enjoy spitroasting lambs with friends.
Poland- airplane ticket
>>55363240
i luv u
come 'ere cunt
>>55364027
Satan did nothing wrong.
>>55363983
We love both of you cunts
>>55364008
Will you do it again if I ask nicely?
>>55364061
Satan was the first to do wrong.
>>55364008
>>55364101
>Satan was the first to do wrong.
Incorrect! Read here:
Genesis 1
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
>>55364074
It's every Canadians secret dream
>>it's true m8
>>55364219
Yeah, that was pretty fucked up.
God fail.
>>55360934
Does Spain even has any kind of real ally? I mean, USA, since we're on NATO
But historically we never had real alliances
Sad desu
>>55364231
You have my personal promise to stand aside.
And if you want to eat brown gravy on cheese curds and fries in our country, well... so be it, as long as you do this for us.
>>55361115
You misspelled Hungary.
>>55363983
I'm breaking up with you.
>>55364241
He bloody ruined everything if you ask me. First thing he did too the silly cunt. Ruined all the serenity and tranquility. What a fucking idiot aye?
>>55360934
>best ally
>but not greatest
>>55364297
Yeah well at least my dad still loves me.
Participants of the Victory Day parade 9 May 2015
President of China, Xi Jinping;[1] President of India, Pranab Mukherjee;[2] President of the State of Palestine Mahmoud Abbas, President of South Africa, Jacob Zuma;[3] President of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev;[4] President of Kyrgyzstan, Almazbek Atambayev;[5] President of Tajikistan, Emomali Rahmon;[6] President of Armenia, Serzh Sargsyan;[7] President of Azerbaijan, Ilham Aliyev;[8] President of Serbia, Tomislav Nikolić;[9] President of Mongolia, Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj;[10] President of Vietnam, Trương Tấn Sang;[11] President of Cuba, Raúl Castro;[12] President of Venezuela, Nicolas Maduro;[13] President of Egypt, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi and other shit-tier countries
>>55361369
>Implying the UK isn't meeting its NATO spending targets
>>55363939
>germany and russia
Kek
>>55364638
>Albania
kek
"Russia has only 2 allies - army and navy" (c) Alexander III.
Today 2 allies more - aircraft and ICBM. Others will betray in every moment (like it was hundreds of times before).
>>55364809
Our fleet in the worst possible state though. But RVSN are returning to their former glory.
>>55363514
That made me tear up a bit <3
Colonel Gaddafi
RIP
>>55364058
:') awww *hugs*
> nn-no homo
>>55364839
Russia never was sea power.
>>55364008
you were still brits then.
>>55364941
But failing to build a fucking frigate is not the level of Red Horde, tbqhf.
Head of navy just needed to be fucking shot.
>>55361115
Indonesia is truly our greatest ally
New Zealand.
We don't really have a best ally, instead we're everyone else's best ally but we never get the recognition and keep getting taken advantage of.
>>55360934
America
Portugal
Commonwealth countries
>>55360934
>USA
>ally
Murica was ally of husein mubarack and others.
If japs make some stupid provocation to china or russia, USA never help you nigers.
>>55361115
Yea remember that time we promised to protect you and go to war if germany did anything to you?
Remember how we didn't?
Remember how we made the same promise to protect you from the Soviets directly if need be?
Remember how we didn't?
Remember that time we told you we were allies?
About that...
>>55360934
Sorry about the nukes, but you went crazy
I guess your payback is watching us slowly collapse under the weight of our own degeneracy
>>55365456
ever heard of ANZAC?
>>55360934
"Japan, we bombed the shit out of you, but I still love you!" (American in Russia)
>>55361556
Fuck year Canadafriends
Shovel coffee crisp bars into my gaping American maw, for I have the rumblies in my tumblies that only exotic confections will satisfy
>>55360934
Japan.
1. Hates China with a passion
2. Extremely civilized with a distinguished culture
3. The cleanest Asian language that I've researched (I've researched Mandarin, Cantonese, Thai, and Japanese)
4. Extremely xenophobic
5. It's a Technological power-house, developing capacitors and many other hardware components that are mandatory for fully functioning hardware
>>55365820
>The cleanest Asian language that I've researched
lol
I want to look at this kid methodics
>>55365820
You should read what HP Lovecraft wrote about his opinion of Japanese culture. He was like a proto weeb. Also comically over the top racist even for his time
>>55360934
As an American, for sure Japan and Canada, followed by good Pollacks and Frenchman, all men of considerable republican spirit
But America is always her own greatest ally.
tbf I consider all of Canada, Cuba, the Carribean and the pacific (including NZ, Ausland and all territories incorporated as states) to be rightful America. Once we get our shit together that is.
>>55360934
Sorry about World War 2 Nippon.
>>55365866
>I want to look at this kid methodics
Well my research lies on the fact that most Asian countries require tonal pitches in spoken languages. Also, their written format is extremely hard to comprehend (Please see, Chinese Cantonese).
Japanese language is very clean. Vowels are always pronounced the same, Kana exists so you're never confused by the title of something like Chinese, and Kanji (despite being used to this day) is slowly being filtered out of use by Kana.
Protip: Kanji was developed so Japanese could communicate with Chinese merchants. That's why the symbols in their writing systems are so similar.
>>55365874
Lovecraft is shit tho. His letter are fucking boring too.
-F.Y Grandpa Eldritch
>>55360934
How strong is the US military presence in Japan? When will you guys be allowed to have your own military, free of constraints? I could google wiki, but I would like to hear a jap's oppinion (im betting in the very small chance that op is not using a proxy).
>>55365978
>kanji is a alphabetical pidgin
Doesnt kanji directly spell out japanese words though?
Pidgins are pretty significantly different from the mother tongue(s)
are you spouting nonsense?
>>55365456
Quit having a sook cunt. You know who your best ally is.
>>55366034
Japan has vowed never to fight in a war after WW2. They are pretty much reliant on America to protect them. It's not a forced relationship America and Japan agreed on this. Although as a Portuguese mongrel I don't expect you to know this.
>>55360964
Our relationship needs a lot of work
>>55365456
bro what the fuck
>>55366041
>Kanji (æ¼¢å—; Japanese pronunciation: [kandÊ‘i] About this sound listen), or kan'ji, are the adopted logographic Chinese characters (hà nzì)[1] that are used in the modern Japanese writing system along with hiragana and katakana. The Japanese term kanji for the Chinese characters literally means "Han characters"[2] and is written using the same characters as the Chinese word hà nzì.[3]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanji
It's pretty point blank, my dude.
Also, Kana is more efficient, to be honest. It adopts the phonetic system of alphabetical procession while eliminating the convoluted design of pictographic letter characters.
>>55365456
>tfw stabbed in the back
>>55366034
>>55366106
This
Its in their constitution and its gone well for them. Theyve been talking about bringing it back we have no problem with that
nippon in strong, nippon is a good arry
>>55365874
>You should read what HP Lovecraft wrote about his opinion of Japanese culture.
I still have my commemorative edition HP Lovecraft.
Japan truly is greatest ally. They are better than UK,Australia,Canada.
1. Canada
2. Australia
3. Japan
4. S Korea
5. France
>>55366181
>They are better than UK
I know you didn't mean that
>>55365689
Back to Reddit, self-hating libcucK.
Damn I didn't know we were still this popular. I thought y'all unironically hated us
>>55366100
>>55366153
Dw he's a faggut greens voter, Aus + NZ for evr <3
>>55366181
>gooks
>better than Australia
cunt at least we're not fucking cannibals
>>55366106
I can perfectly understand the concept of subservience, as well as your satisfaction. Thx for answering my questions.
>>55366133
Don't let a gaijin that knows Japanese see you say that. They will be all up in your shit calling you a weeb and that you're a stupid child. I don't know an actual Japanese persons feelings on this though.
>>55366217
UK is better than most everyone in the EU. I used to think Germany was a little better, but now I'm confident that the UK is superior because of the German's tolerance towards refugees.
Most of the UK has been anti-refugee as fuck, though. And they still love the queen, and I'm glad they do. The queen is British tradition, and the day the royal lineage dies is the day that it's no longer Great Britain.
>>55366354
>because of the German's tolerance towards refugees.
The UK is just as bad anon.
>>55360952
Beat the US how? In a war? There will never be a world war again. If commie boots ever hit US soil the whitehouse wouldn't hesitate to push the button then china and Russia push it then we all die. It's going to be nothing but shitty proxy wars in dirt holes from here until the end of days.
>>55366265
>Don't let a gaijin that knows Japanese see you say that. They will be all up in your shit calling you a weeb and that you're a stupid child.
I'm not sure why they'd be like that. I'm just stating what I know. I've also tried to learn Russian (which is a pretty nice language, very simple).
Japanese > other Asian languages
by a long shot.
>>55361369
Just another reminder of why I love Asians so much
>>55366420
When I spell in kana I'll get a turbofag calling me a weeb because I'm too lazy to use kanji.
>>55365775
>>55366100
>>55366233
>>55366129
>>55366153
>christmas island
Nah get fucked, you cunts aren't an ally.
And fuck the kekold Chinaman who is sucking up to you in this thread.
>>55366389
>>55366354
Fucking bullshit
We don't take in as much refugees as they do and conservatives are always going to win in the election m8 we might as well get rid of democracy
by 2017 we'll be out of the EU as well
>>55361369
You know when you keep dragging us into your wars then you could defend us a bit m8
>>55366213
Let me explain this.
>Canada has helped us in every war since WW2.
>Australia has been helping us since Vietnam and they let us park our ships in their ports.
>Japan and S Korra are kind enough to host a lot of our military bases.
>France was our first ally and even though we fuck up sometimes (Iraq) they still help us to this day like in Lybia and Syria
Thank you based allies!
>>55360934
>communitarian collectivists
>Pure America
Pick one.
I hope you communitarians hit by bunch of dump trucks on the way to home. And your family too.
Faggot.
I sincerely hate you, liberty hater.
Fuck you.
>>55366607
I mean, most of all of asian are communitarian collectivists.
Sincerely hope to you get hit by dump trucks.
>>55366631
When are you guys going to stop fucking around and kill north korea already? They are like the autistic kid that won't stop screaming. They need to go away.
>>55366461
>When I spell in kana I'll get a turbofag calling me a weeb because I'm too lazy to use kanji.
Well he's an idiot who doesn't realize that Kanji is an archaic system that will be obsolete in a couple decades. Most Japanese already know less than 2,000 kanji characters. There are tens of thousands (that's why it's inefficient, like Han)
>>55363709
I agree with the concept if not the modern reality.
>>55366394
>push the button
people try it in past. lizzys cant allow to destroy earth farm kid.
>>55364008
That was the brits not you
>>55366662
I want to remove that fuckers.
I'd like to.
But our le large omniscient and omnipotent government is tend to going lefty and already sjw tier.
Fuck.
>>55366465
Waaa muh pedos and murderer's. If Australia wants them, they can have them
We are qtiest country couple in the world anon :3 I'm just showing our love ^^
>>55361008
>>55361007
>>55361204
>be only about 60% white
>have nigger president
>couple dozen million illegals
>laugh at other countries for being invaded
Not-Sweden is our greatest ally
>>55360934
nah japs are the biggest backstabbers they just pretend to be honorable, friendly ect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmgyFQNvvU
>>55366957
>Waaa muh pedos and murderer's. If Australia wants them, they can have them
Most of them have never been convicted of a crime.
>he's a national apologist
This is how I know you're Asian tbhfam.
>>55364281
does poor ass spain even have an army im sure ever country u fathered is doing better then you
>>55366465
fuck up pussy
if you think anybody else in the world has your arse covered like we do or doubt that we do, you're even more retarded than the average yank
or you're shitposting and have done me in
>>55366963
At least we share a religious heritage and root language with our migrants, unlike you fuckers where they might as well be from Mars
Russia I guess.
>>55360964
You are America's worst enemy.
>>55367205
Nothing to be too happy about, that's the reason why u allowed so much of them in in the first place and why you aren't going to stop them coming. The fact that we get shitty greedy worthless scum means that we in Europe have a good chance to actually turn the slow descent into self-destruction around while it's only a matter of time after Trump is gone(if he even gets elected) for America to become Brazil/South Africa 2.0.
France, we share military forces and literally conquered the sea.
>>55365978
>written Chinese Cantonese
You mean tradition Chinese, dumbdumb? Good researching there
>>55360964
It's complicated.
>>55363984
Why is France watching in the bush?
>>55360934
Isn't USA your only ally, Japan? You literally have no other friends.
>>55368631
>friends
Is this high school now?
USA. Maybe this one won't stab us in the back for a change. And of course Hungary.
>>55368715
Godspeed Poland.
Refugee population: 0
get fucked Merkel
>>55368696
It is. And the jap is the nerdy kid who does that other kid's homework and thinks he has a friend now.
>>55360934
>What is your best ally
Whoever is winning the war, as usual
USA and UK
>>55361024
We dont have best ally bro. We've never had allies
>>55368814
Enjoy your refugees
USA. The only ones who send military here, when Putin annexed Crimea. Also fuck Germany, fuckers were against that.
Germany, Denmark, UK, USA, Sweden and Iceland
>>55360934
I really hate this fucking OP...
I bet You making pro-american self hate thread and love multiculti thread,right?
Seriously you should move to USA and never go back to here.
>>55368940
You kinda fucked up in ww2
>>55369149
>Germany
I agree, we have always had a close relationship to modern Germany and to the pre unification states (especially Prussia)
>>55361206
>fighting shitskin durkas in caves is the same as conventional war
Retard alert
Spain
>>55369175
You know you love us Nippon.
There is no such thing as "allies" when it comes to politics.
>>55369175
U mad? bro
None, we hate veryone.
>>55369730
Do you think that multiculturalism is good for Japan?
Seriously?
>>55370337
Are you seriously asking me that question?
>>55370405
I would punch her ugly face.
Do you like her?
>>55368715
/pol/ has, at least you Poles who post here have opened my eyes, you guys are awesome.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/02/polish-football-fans-unfurl-50-foot-stand-defend-christianity-banner-premier-league-match/
>>55372145
Thanks, cowboy, good luck with your elections, ours went much better than expected, you'll be hearing a lot from us in the upcoming years :)
>>55361116
You forgot to equate the american trained troops such as myself that would defect to russia in a heartbeat.
>>55360958
Yes yes! Good response goyim!
>>55370405
False qoute jap,she never said that.This is the reason why people need to fact check because it makes the right wing look bad by having false qoutes for propaganda,as Joseph G used to say propganda must be truthful,not an exact quote by the way.
>>55360934
Feels like we are alone here.
Sure, got our Eesti and Lietuvabros in both sides but it feels lonely.
But if you ask me... Poland and USA.
Poland sees the Baltics as their own buffer states that keep Russia away to some degree.
But it feels lonely. And hopeless.
>>55372821
>,she never said that.
She said it faggot.
Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, Finland and now Germany
>>55364281
Spain was occasionally on dick sucking terms with France
>>55373324
Don't top yourself mate.
>>55367092
For kiwis to be deported thy have to be
1) Not a citizen of Aus, this is done by them being NZ nationals living here which is allowed.
2) Being sentenced to and serving more than 12 months in prison
If you can tell me how an innocent person ends up in prison for 12 months I'd love to know
The reason they take so long is because they put in a appeal, they'd would be detained anyway it's just they're putting them on christmas island because all the mainland camps have been closed.
>>55373880
Don`t worry, I will.
Question is - when.
Got to repay some debts before that though.
USA
Now can we refine out petroleum domestically and not have to buy it back from you?
Smh desu senpai kek
>>55373324
You only need to show us you want to stick with us and we'll take care of you. We don't believe in "buffer states" and we have a history of always honoring our treaties, even when it's hopeless.
>>55361327
>implying Trump would annex Canada and bring in millions of socialist voters
>>55361327
Canadian resources are better off under them than our environmentalist keks
>>55360934
Hong Kong
>>55361369
That makes no sense because russia is no enemy of europe ?!?!?!?
>>55361623
Because Russian values don't coincide with modern american values. They coincide with traditional american values, but not modern american values. A change needs to happen before they would consider us worthy of an alliance
>>55373324
You are.
Baltics' sole reason to exist is to make petty troubles to Russia on orders from USA.
Poland is same, just their relative size makes them believe they can decide on anything without US consent first.
Limitrophe can't have any allies. Sovereign nations have allies. Puppet states (including limitrophes) only have masters.
>>55360964
No, you tried to invade us before which caused America to join the allies instead of the axis.
USA USA USA
>>55375442
Sure thing, Sergey.
