Since this is the most intelligent board on 4chan, I come for advice.
I have a shitty job with little opportunity for advancement and I do not want to make the effort anyways.
Because of some deaths I have access to $500k, I want to double or triple this in 10 years so I can do shit I want to do until I croak.
How can I do this legally?
>>55357884
use a financial adviser
don't take advice from 4chan
>>55357997
Will probably do that, but I need ideas of what to ask.
>>55357997
oh, and do your fucking research. You want a CFA, not a broker
>>55358060
Just make sure whoever is giving you advice is a Certified Financial Planner (CFP). They have a fiduciary responsibility to not bullshit you.
Brokers will try to fuck you over and only sell you things that they will make commission off of.
>>55357884
Leave the money in a bank from which you can access it with minimal trouble, even if the interest rate is a little below average. Wait for the next HAPPENING, and when people spam "BUY THE DIP", buy the dip.
Op you should spend all your money on 14/88 GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>>55358174
good info
>>55358190
but if the happening happens won't banks have withdrawal limits.
>>55358230
maybe i'll throw up a couple billboards
Put it in a vanguard index fund. Easy.
>>55358174
I should also mention, "fiduciary responsibility" is an actual legal thing
look it up and be familiar with it
>>55357884
GOLD AND SILVER IS THE ONLY ANSWER
>>55357884
Congratulations you are a personal failure as evidenced by your anti Obama meme.
No matter what you do you will be broke in 10 years because people who are failures aleays end up broke no matter how much luck they run into.
Pick up a drug habit like meth and buy some new guns.
>go to Vegas
>put 500k on red or black
>almost a 50/50 chance to have an easy mill
do it op
>>55358478
>No matter what you do you will be broke in 10 years because people who are failures aleays end up broke no matter how much luck they run into.
No, I have a job, which I am at right now, I am fine working it for 10 years, it is what I have to look forward to after the 10 years of cu.cking myself for the almighty jew.
>>55358557
lucky i don't have the gambling gene.