>this is America's would-be first "lady"
>>55352092
First goblin
look at that mayan midget
>your average mexican male
>>55352150
Kek
First "Pocket-Rocket Mexican Gremlin"
>>55352092
First cleaning lady.
>>55352150
Hahah yes
>>55352092
Looks like a cleaning lady to me.
We need more amnesty pledge
>>55352529
>>55352529
>We need more amnesty pledge
10/10
>>55352529
>>55352752
I don't even know any more man.
>>55352092
Looks like "abuelita", but seriously the last first lady with class was with his husband when suddenly a lost bullet hit his brain.
>>55352092
>She grins and gestures for Yeb to follow her into the bedroom
>please no honey not tonight! My dick can't take much more...
> with an evil smile she starts to sing
Crush, smack! Whip crack!
Smash, grab! Pinch, nab!
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!
The black crack! the black crack!
The black crack! the black crack!
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Goblins quaff, and Goblins beat
Goblins laugh, and Goblins bleat
Batter, jabber, whip and hammer hoooooo!
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Below, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!
The black crack! the black crack!
The black crack! the black crack!
Down, down to Goblin-town
Down, down to Goblin-town
Down, down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!
>>55352752
>shillary turns into a Pepe
This is too much
Lincoln wasn't gay, he just married this
Jefferson's wife
>>55353442
Jefferson's "first lady" was his daughter, his wife was dead well before he became president.
no but seriously, she looks like a cross between a Mexican housemaid and a gremlin
What kind of successful white man can't find a white girl? Fucking pathetic. Shit, I just remembered - isn't Jeb's daughter fucked up on drugs or some shit?
>>55353442
Looks like Margaret McPoyle.
>>55353403
Mary was a hearty frontier woman
