sup /pol/
got a pretty good hunch that a cuban / cubans will be trying a home invasion + murder on me. without getting all /k/ up in here, i'm buying a browning auto 5 (semi auto tube fed shotgun) and cutting it to 18".
here's what i need you for, /pol/
i'm going to carve the cuban removal version of 'remove kebab' into the stock.
what is the cuban version of kebab?
>>55341537
story?
also is this real or just bullshit?
>>55341537
Remove cigar
I don't know
>>55341537
They speak either Spanish or English, or Creole. If it's creole, good luck tbhfam.
I'd burn an image of Trump into the stock
That kinda shit will get you a murder charge you dumb fuck
stop being edgy an just be ready to defend yourself. I highly suggest getting a sidearm as well
Just curious, is it not illegal to saw off the barrel/stock?
>>55341537
Enjoy your indefensible position when the cops see premeditation.
Don't carve your guns
>>55341581
i'm not going to come on here and make a thread if i end up wasting some cubans that kick in my door and try to harm me, but if you guys see pictures of the shotgun in the news with the phrase carved in it, you'll know what's up.
>>55341636
i pissed off the ringleader of these fucks pretty bad by asking if his car floated but 'remove floating car' isn't that good.
"salty" is a south florida insult for cubans, because they have salt water on them from swimming from cuba, but idk about that one working.
i'd go remove them pre-emptively but here in the united states of kekmerica the criminals are more protected than the citizens.
>>55341537
Shooty qt petootie
>>55341694
It's only illegal if you saw it to less than 18" barrel length.
>>55341537
DID YOU FUCKING SAW THE BARREL OFF A BROWNING AUTO 5
HOLY FUCK YOU DOINLE FUCKING TYPPLY NIGGER FUCKING SPIC SHIT SKIN I HOPE THE ATF RAPES YOUR NIGGER LOVIGN ASS
ASSHOLE
YOU FUCKING NIGGER ASSHOLE
I HOPE JOHN MOSES BROWNING HAUNTS YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NIG NOG POLLY WOG SON OF A WHORE BITCH NIGGER
>>55341694
this isn't /k/ but if you are in the USA you can go to 18" on a shotgun barrel and maintain 26" overall length.
>>55341731
>>55341663
doesn't work that way, especially in castle doctrine states (mine). there's nothing wrong with preparing to kill people if they invade my home and are trying to harm me. this is not edgelord shit. you too very likely have this right unless you live in new york state or california.
if they kick the door, see me with a shotgun and beat feet, i can't shoot them in the back unless it's texas.
>>55341537
"Remove Boliche". It's a Cuban dish and also Boliche can be translated as "Bowling" to make it more ambiguous.
Or if you want /pol/ creed without being too obvious, just carve Ben Garrison's signature on it.
>>55341874
just a tip, friend, stick to 18.5"
they will charge you even if it's a fraction of an inch under 18" - it happened to me
>>55341785
calm down. i'm not doing it to a pristine auto 5 with perfect blueing. there's a handful of beat up a5s in my local gun shop, $300-500.
>>55341783
if you want to get super creative and impractical, you can order a pistol grip only mossberg 500 that has NEVER HAD A STOCK ATTACHED TO IT EVER (this is important) and cut the barrel to 14", maintaining 26" overall length. it occupies a very very narrow definition of the law called 'firearm' and isn't an AOW or SBS.
enough /k/-shit, i need amusing derogatory terms for cubans
>>55341874
I'm aware, it just gives the state too much rope to hang you with.
>>55342004
I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, YOU WRECKER OF GOD'S GIFT TO MAN
BUY A MAVERICK 88 YOU CHEAP STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
BUY A TRISTAR YOU POOR UNEDUCATED CRETIN
YOU POND SCUM. YOU DOUBLE NIGGER.
BLASPHEMER!!!!!!
HERESY!!!
YOU NIGGER!!!!!!1
>>55342004
i know about that. always wanted a Super Shorty.
>>55341537
>shotgun
get an automatic weapon.
>>55341636
>>55341537
Remove cigar is your best bet
>>55341636
>Remove cigar
lmao
>>55342101
What's that you say? Pay $200 and make it a 10" barrel with a breacher muzzle device and "cunt destroyer" laser engraved into the side, with cerakote coyote brown?
Well, if you insist.
>>55342123
Sex.
>>55342101
+5 points for double nigger reference
>This is my rifle
>This is my gun
>OP is a faggot and his anus is for fun
>>55341537
NigKilla
>>55341636
Lol senpai
>>55341537
Remove mixto
Remove mojito
Thats all I got, desu senpai
>>55341537
Otto Loder
>>55341537
I wouldn't carve anything racist into the stock. You don't want to be the next Jorge Zimmerman.
>>55342212
>>55342187
I like this but maybe the 'remove' word doesn't work, we might need something in full spanish.
Or I could just name the gun Castro Did Nothing Wrong
Clyde Barrow (Bonnie and Clyde) used to rock a cut down Browning.
I'd call it Bonnie if I were you.
>>55341537
>Browning A-5
Good taste.
>>55342336
Fuck man if I end up wasting a bunch of coked up cubans I'm going to go full on george zimmerman on social media as soon as I get no-billed by the grand jury
>>55342215
>Pay $200 and make it a 10" barrel with a breacher muzzle device and "cunt destroyer" laser engraved into the side, with cerakote coyote brown?
DO IT NIGGER
ENJOY GETTING RAPED BY THE ATF AND JOHN BROWNING'S GLORIOUS DICK YOU FUCKING FILTHY ANIMAL SHIT FUCK.
GAS YOURSELF.
>>55342355
I am fully erect
>>55341537
Post on /k/, I'm sure they will appreciate it.
>>55342415
The $200 isn't really so much of a raping as it is getting keked for months even with e-file
>>55342384
>brown spic kills Cubans
stay mad shit skin.
>>55342384
Do that AFTER the jury lets you off the hook. You don't want the jury to think you hate Cubans. You want the jury to think you're just a pitiful victim who had no other choice.
http://www.rsdb.org/race/cubans
cubans
Slur Represents Reason & Origins
Balsero Cubans Spanish for "rafter"
Boat Rower Cubans Many people from Cuba attempt to sneak into the United States via rafts and boats.
Cube Cubans Self-Explanitory
Desi Cubans Reference to Desi Arnaz.
Island Beaner Cubans Widely used in Florida to describe Cubans
Langosta/Langostina Cubans Means "Lobster", slang for Cuban women because like the lobster they carry all their meat in the tail
Oye Cubans (Pronounced "o-yay") Derogatory term used by non-Cubans. Derived from their frequent and rude use of the word "oye" in conversation. Means "hey," or "hey you."
Rafter Cubans Rafting across the Atlantic to the illegally enter the US. Also: Raft Jockey, Raft Captain, Raft Monkey, etc
Saltwater Nigger Cubans Immigrants who come to America by boats or ships (or rafts).
Salty Cubans Cubans Who Have Recently Arrived To The U.S.. They're salty because of all the days they were on the Ocean water.
BALSERO BLASTER
A
L
S
E
R
O
B
L
A
S
T
E
R
>>55342415
The $200 is for the tax stamp to cut it under 18" legally you ignorant faggot.
If you know nothing of US firearm laws go educate yourself.
Fucking kids...
>>55342415
Paying $200 is for the special stamp from the ATF, allowing weapons like this to be owned legally under the National Firearms Act.
>>55342528
filthy mexican beaner, stay the fuck away from me and my people.
Can you help name my shotgun too senpai?
>>55342662
I'm german and scotch mutt just like every other fucking american.
>>55342732
nice try brown scum.
>>55342728
four thoughts come to mind and none of them are names:
fuck you for being able to have short barrels if you want with no hassle
fuck you for being able to buy Norinco
i'm sorry about trudeau
why why why is there an AFG there
>>55342528
desi kekkkkk use desi
>Not the cuban combustor
>>55342796
nice try trying to trick me into posting an identifiable picture.
don't worry when you read about someone fending off violent cuban home invaders with a browning a-5 , you'll see i'm whiter than vanilla ice.
All you filthy brown mestizo nigger beaners will all get deported, I already deported 4 of you filth.
>>55342889
nice try brown beaner.
>>55342812
>desi devastator
huehue
>>55342818
>cuban combustor
that would be the 7.5" 5.56 pistol - with NO muzzle device or flash hider - that will blind, deafen, and set the target on fire
>>55342915
SHIT THIS EXPLAINS THE ALIEN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK
IT WAS REALLY AN ALIEN, BUT JUST AN ILLEGAL ONE
>>55341537
/k/ here, you better not carve anything into that stock you retarded gaywad
>>55341785
lol reminds me of this catastrophe
>>55342889
sudaca
>>55342528
>he's getting hunted by a gang
>he goes on /pol/
>america
>>55343014
obvious stock photo is obvious.
i will be rescuing an abused firearm, not harming a well preserved one.
un-rustle your nuggets.
>>55342810
>why why why is there an AFG there
Because I like it?
Mr Justice
>>55343065
i already have guns but JMB wants me to get an a-5.
http://www.rsdb.org/race/mexicans
*comment too long
http://www.rsdb.org/races#cubans
8 counts with half of them being from filthy nigger beaners.
>>55343125
why aren't you making a DEWALT ar15 you keklord
>>55341537
Name it dinner, because statistically speaking the gun's owner is the one most likely to eat it's bullet.
>>55342528
>>55342574
so i'm feeling Balsero Blaster
i may also put Ben Garrison Custom Firearms on it somewhere
i will return to this thread later to see if anyone had more ideas
>>55343349
maybe yes, maybe no, maybe go fuck yourself
luftwaffe
62++ slurs for B*aners, 8 slurs for Cubans, 775% more shitty are the sudaca guey ese.
>>55343242
Because muh SR-15 is fine the way it is
>>55343453
you shut your whore mouth
>>55343423
Actually just go with "Garrison"
>>55343072
>cutting the barrel
>carving bullshit into the stock
thats not abuse to you?
>>55341537
SHOTGUN WAS FINE
WHY YOU FUCK IT
>>55342728
tactikek
Call it the "Cigar Cutter."
>>55341537
Dylan
>>55343500
>implying if I had that gun I wouldn't paint it black, pull the stock off and put a c-mag drum in
>the channel the spirit of the Boss
>>55343604
This
>>55342138
Noguns plz go
>>55342138
>mfw it's literally called the Browning Auto 5
>>55341537
>remove comunista
>>55342215
>cunt destroyer
fucking use this OP
>>55341537
Niggerkiller
if it were up to me, it would be NIGGERKILLER
>in other news, a hate crime perpetuated by a white man who browse a racist imageboard killed a black men with a gun named NIGGERKILLER, lets expand the news with an interview with the mother of the victim
>MAAAN, HE DIN DU NUFFIN
>>55343500
Looks like a drill machine
Beautiful model 11. The shortening of it honestly turned out pretty nice.
>>55342528
Balsero Blaster or (The)Cube Tube
>>55344882
Yes it does look like a Drill machine. Here have a hotdog sandwitch, you redundant ass.
>>55341537
The Churro Churner.
>>55341537
Kurt Cobains microphone
