WARHAMMER FIGURES, MOST DEGENERATE HOBBY EVER?
Hurr durr, instead of exercise, hunting and practise with weapons. Grown-up men collecting fucking action figures. I think its even more degenerate than the ponies. Pay hundreds of euros to the jew for silly figures...
I think when the day of the rope comes the warhammer nerds are first to swing. Most of them are probably leftist feminists.
valtteri nyt nukkumaan
>>55334493
Wargamers are red-pilled as fuck.
This is herasy. The emperor is redpilled as fuck and considers jews to be nothing more than tzeentch worshippers.
>>55335326
>Napoleonics wargamers are red-pilled as fuck
fixed
>>55334493
>action figures
But those are articulated
>>55335326
>Wargamers
Hahha you got name for these freaks. Nothing astonishes me anymore. Whats next? redpill anime?
>>55334493
People need indoor hobbies. Warhammer is alright, just too expansive.
>>55335426
I thought you were supposed to be highly educated and shit?
Wargamers are a thing and have been for decades.
>>55335477
what's a wargamer?
The one wargamer i know is a 40 year old father who owns a nice house and has a great job.. No degeneracy here.
>>55335553
One who plays a wargame.
>>55335553
Someone who plays a Wargame.
Example: HG Wells
He also made one.
>>55335477
>Wargamers are a thing and have been for decades.
Yeah and the greeks loved boys 500bc, just because its old does not make it right.
Boy love actually is kinda cool and non-degenerate. Atleast pedirastia is more preferable than faggy "wargayming"
>>55334493
Says the guy on /pol/
Men need to have hobbies and things to do to exercise the mind. Games are one of those things. Miniature figures are actually a combination of painting and gaming, which is pretty cool. It's also feasibly social if you meet up to battle each other.
You are fucking around on /pol/, which is far more degenerate.
>>55335692
>and for that more intelligent sort of girl
feminists on suicide watch
>>55335692
>HG Wells
Wells called his political views socialist. He was for a time a member of the socialist Fabian Society.
Commie.
>>55335749
Well then I am a huge flaming faggot.
Don't care what others thing about it before and sure as hell do not care what some Finnish trouser stain says about it now.
People that do not like wargames are generally too stupid to grasp the rules which is why they hate them to begin with.
>>55334493
You will never experience the glory of having such a successful and brutal charge that the enemy formation routes and is broken.
>>55334493
I collect models and paint them. Haven't played any games yet but the assembling and painting alone is a joy.
And for the record I go to the gym and lift, play out door football once a week, read and found a rare gem in my very conservative girlfriend.
63% of your Government are women. Don't be salty because your hobby is prepping the bull.
>>55335794
>Men need to have hobbies and things to do to exercise the mind. Games are one of those things. Miniature figures are actually a combination of painting and gaming, which is pretty cool. It's also feasibly social if you meet up to battle each other.
How about fishing, lifting, hunting and shooting practise? Figures = Ponies = absolute degeneracy
I suspect the thread creator is in fact female.
Men understand the power and glory of wargaming naturally.
Only women are confused like the OP.
>>55334493
LARPing is the most degenerate hobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwo2_yRNIzo#t=5m18s
>>55336070
>55336026
Yes indeed.
Its seems many /pol users love the give their money to the warhammer jew.
>post furries
>get spammed with warhammer autism
>Warhammer autists don't understand they are actually worse than furries
holy fuck it's so pathetic
>>55334493
Here's your reply, OP.
I know the "40k is racist" thread worked out so well, so you made another. Good job. Gold star.
>>55334493
Hhahaha "day of the rope" My housemate plays this, flat out. I will be sad to see him swing but it is no doubt necessaire.
>>55334493
I don't understand what's wrong with a hobby that combines art, war strategy, fun gameplay and storytelling?
Not everything needs to be physichal strength of mind is just as important and in some ways more important than strength of body
Ideally you achieve highly (or as high as you can ) in both
>>55336173
What are you doing in furry threads, anon?
>>55336257
seeing if my art is posted :3
>>55336173
>>Warhammer autists don't understand they are actually worse than furries
Finally a smart American, you sir are probably expert at using your own AR-15 rifle?
>>55335794
>>55335326
>>55334493
Ive been a wargamer for probably five years now. Damn straight it's great.
>Weekly Sunday game session at my friends house
>Usually around 10 of us just playing random wargames (40k, Fantasy, X-Wing, etc.)
>Drink, eat BBQ, watch football or baseball as we play
>Argue with each other and not give a shit
If you get a good group together, it's a pretty good time.
>>55335382
I do Napoleonics and Microarmor, 40k etc can fuck itself.
>western mythology based
>40k is basically neo fascist
>encourages one to think strategically
>encourages people to be artistic, modelling, painting, making scenery
The only problem is that the non degenerate hobby is filled with smelly degenerates
>>55336380
you spelled autistic wrong
>>55335426
Not going to hit much without a front sight m8 :^)
>>55336427
stop pretending to be capable of humour miroslav
>>55336360
Microarmor lova here.
You should not be hating on the epic 40k...
>>55336380
>The only problem is that the non degenerate hobby is filled with smelly degenerates
Some self delusion?
Do you guys think this guy paints action figures?
NO, he is based in the woods with the nazi flag and rifle.
>all these butthurt poorfags
>all these people who's hobbies extend to playing vidya and shitposting
ha
>>55336332
Of course I am.
We learned weapons training in elementary school.
>>55334493
You done goofed
>>55336669
He obviously plays flames of war on the weekends.
>>55336669
I think that guy is a retard. We wont win that way.
>>55334493
>>55334536
Both of you Finns probably watch anime. You're all weebs.
>>55336646
Hell no I'm not. I'm talking about this new-wave shit.
Armada is another one I like, as of late, but I still love Micro the best.
No need to get mad just because you are bad at painting. Practice makes perfect
>>55336758
please dont do this, I think op is an idiot too, just dont post dozens of heresy pictures
>>55336669
>trying to attack things he dislikes and thinks to be autistic with an actual autist that does shit alone with rifle and naziflag somewhere in the woods
Man. That logic just made me hate Finland.
The Imperium of Mankind can be a misogynist, fascist, capitalist, slave owning, devout to God, xenophobic and ultra violent right wing fantasy and you think it's for losers?
Are you SJW? It's pretty much Space Hitler.
>>55337011
>inb4 the video gets posted
HWOOOOAAARRR
AAAAAAGGGGHHH??
>>55336745
>all these butthurt poorfags
are you actually defending the price-gouging that the kikes at games workshop practice
>>55334493
more like Gwarhammer
>"I am an adult who spends money on army toys and board games"
Degenerate. Why aren't you raising a family or working to support them? This is why the white race is dying.
>>55335553
someone with more disposable income than you.
>>55337067
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Wait wait ...
>>55337086
>Imperium
>misogynist
Pick one. The culture of a system / planet, sure. The Emperor cares not of the gender of the soldier, only that they fight and die in his name.
>>55334493
>dudes country being fucked by niggers and shitskins
>complains about some obscure hobby
>>55337004
>you can't like anime and wargames
>>55337197
People can do both for ffs.
Not all of us are on minimum wage waiting for our once a decade payrise from the Government.
>>55337129
Only pointing out that a hate for the hobby in general might come from a embarrassing encounter where OP, a jobless and autistic man-child, was unable to buy-in and so is jealous, frustrated and spiteful towards the concept and the practitioners.
And lol no. Plastic is for poorfags. 5000 points of resin 30k Imperial fists for me thanks.
>>55337079
>Man. That logic just made me hate Finland.
First uncle Adolf, now this...
How you have fallen from heaven.
Fuck this divide and conquer bullshit. This is a competitive and masculine hobby. You develop strategic thinking skills and risk management and get to spend time in the company of other men enjoying free time. Not to mention the technical side of the hobby that is crafting and painting, where players are taught to value attention to detail.
Just because someone collects and plays wargames also doesn't mean that they are excluded from the other hobbies you listed. I have a home gym, a Warmachine and Hordes army, a firearm collection, and a hunting cabin inherited from my great grandfather.
Probably took the bait on this one but oh well. Wargaming is cool.
>>55337386
shitposting at its best
>>55336026
You can do both
>>55337362
>5000 points of resin 30k Imperial fists for me thanks.
don't mistake your masochism for showing off wealth, anon
>>55334493
nice thread.
Not only is it degenrate but it is racist as there are NO MINORITIES.
ALSO,
AoS represent.
>>55334493
Ugh, for fuck's sake, I wish they'd filter 'degenerate' like they do 'kek'--it's just so overused by faggots who jump on any meme word. Arseholes.
>>55334493
Pretty degenerate desu senpai, the worst part is that the warhammer jews are hard st work corrupting the red-pilled Total War franchise. A dark day indeed.
>>55337708
>NO MINORITIES
>forgetting orcs, skaven
>>55337783
>non-human species
>human Minorites
not the same thing captain autismo
>>55337944
>implying they aren't stand-ins for the real thing
>>55336301
Fucking faggot
>>55336348
Sounds like fun actually. Are these games difficult to learn?
>implying my hobby isn't even less productive and more degenerate
i don't even paint them xD
>>55334493
you know how hard it is to paint that well?
Also strategy games are good for the brain
>>55337778
Haha oh fuck that Benny G picture is gold.
>>55337778
>implying Total War wasn't already corrupted
>what is Rome 2
>>55338185
.308 master race detected. And FFS why just why?
>>55338185
>Bakelite magazine
You know you're a degenerate when...
>>55337708
>Copying a shitpost thread this quickly
Salamanders are literally 100% black, Mongol / Asians (White Scars), Desert Lions, and a bunch of others I'm forgetting about that would encompass any range of brown and or non-white humans.
>2015
>Not playing Flames of War
It's like you really don't like to mow down liberators with your super nazis while not spending $400 on an army
>>55334493
>Most degenerate hobby ever?
>>55338527
I only have Medieval 2, Empire and Atilla, Rome 2 is for c uckolds desu senpai. Still, Rome 2 will always be better than any of these shitty Warhammer rip offs.
>>55338747
fursuits aren't a hobby, this are really deranged people, dunno why they aren't forced into asylums yet
>>55337944
Did you paint that?
Fucking great stuff.
>>55334493
Its even heretical it makes the poor souls worship chaos and yell happening all the fucking time!
>>55338725
I played this when I was 17, realised i 2ss getting played by the Jews, 27 now and glad i got out when i did.
>2015
>over 18s playing with toys
>degenerate
How will you ever survive the coming race war playing with toys in your parents basement? Embarassing.
>>55338185
this confuses me
We can't all be 6-foot-plus paragons of physical might and manliness, OP some people can't handle it. At least the Warhammer geeks practice a hobby with a degree of art and tactics to it. Only thing wrong with it is shelling out your shekels for it.
>>55338833
I don't think that they are forced into asylums for the simple fact that they aren't really a danger to other people. They are a bit of a danger to themselves though as I imagine the suicide rate amongst furburgers is higher than the general population but probably not high enough to intern the lot of them. But having said that, they do obviously qualify as sufferers of mental illness because most of them seem to somehow believe themselves to be canines, somehow.
Both fantasy and 40k are great, still salty as fuck about GW ending fantasy though.
>>55334493
oh please. are you really this insecure in your manliness OP?
>>55338527
Haven't played much TW other than Rome 2, what did they do wrong?
>>55335836
He came from a better time I suppose.
>>55339212
I am still buttmad about the changes made from 7th to 8th.
While it is sometimes a haven for man-children and neckbeards, most of the community is pretty red-pilled to some extent. I actually had a good number of guys that were pretty normal in the last shop I went to; a lot of 30something military, firefighters, police, etc that just wanted to hang out with the guys away from their families once a month or so.
>>55338725
>yfw you look upon Emperor Trump's glorious wall.
>>55338144
No, people like the OP are just too thick and have too short an attention span (and no friends) so the concept is infuriatingly complicated to them.
40k and Warhammer can get very expensive very fast, but games like X-wing are relatively cheap and quick to pick up.
>>55338185
>>55334493
>>55339404
>Play Bretonnia
>Never get updated
>GW updates the rules to make your army even harder to play instead
I love the multiculturalism of the ogres. They eat people and appropriate their cultures.
>>55337086
>space hitler
Good one.
>>55336054
what game is this?
>>55339253
Too lovey dovey, too mired in political BS and gay features that detract from the gameplay... why they couldnt just make Medieval 3...
>>55340089
Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
Fantastic wargame
>>55335692
>For that more intelligent sort of girl
The bantz are too stronk
>>55334493
>>55340342
Thx mate
Been playing Axis and Allies for a while now and was looking for something different. Looks intricate as FUCK
>>55334493
I exercise daily, practice shooting at least once a week and hunt when in season and I still paint and collect WH40K models. Painting is meditative to me, and playing is fun. I have the disposable income to spare so why not.
>>55334493
When you read the lore of it it makes you more accepting of the red-pill.
Fantasy shit these days is all about the misunderstood outsider that we need to open our hearts and assholes to. There are some books with that element in warhammer, but for the most part they are quite rough with another.
>>55339212
Ending fantasy? What'd they do?
>>55340443
Avalon Hill has made some good shit. Check out the historical wargaming generals on /tg/, they have downloads for all of these games.
I personally prefer true wargames over miniatures games like 40K which emphasize toy collection over intricacy and history, though I do have a soft spot for Flames of War.
>>55340678
40k:WoW edition
>>55340678
They decided to pander to the WoW crowd and axed the entire setting, and replaced the ruleset with a 4 page deal that doesn't even have points costs among other things. There is no way to balance armies outside of gentleman's agreements and fan made rules.
>>55340714
"age of Sigmar"
FUCKING HELL
I knew GW always liked to circlejerk over the Empire and Chaos and leave pretty much everything else behind, but this is too fucking much.
>>55340818
sounds like a certain gaming company needs to feel the Lance of Bretonnia up their ass
>>55336745
Never actually played the games, but I like the art. Fascism has never been so cool.
>>55340825
>yfw GW's new name for the Lizardmen (Seraphon) is also the name of a furry torture porn artist
Google it
>>55340696
Thanks m8 I'll have to do that. Downloaded A&A on my tablet and love it so hopefully I like Rise and Decline!
>>55334493
>>55336026
>Figures = Ponies = absolute degeneracy
Nice bait.
>>55340985
>mfw as a Skaven/Bretonnia player I don't have a face
>mfw at least my Black Templars/Death Korps are safe
>>55339751
>literally being a moeblob
>>55335426
You're on /pol/ and are calling other people freaks. Let that sink in.
>>55338620
>talking shit about Bakelite
kill yourself
>>55334493
>>55334493
>caring about what other people spend their free time doing
>>55339212
That's it. I'm out... done with this life.
>>55338144
Not really but you better be ready to shell out the shekels. Warhammer models+painters are some of the worst Jews around.
>>55336054
Worst map I've ever seen. Jesus fucking christ look at my country. It looks smaller then Belgium.
My opinion: war game as in a board game I've never done and seems weird to me. Although I fucking love strategy (video)games like CK II and EU IV.
God especially that game of thrones mod.
If you mean re enacting battles like Waterloo. Never done that but I wouldn't mind participating, it seems fun.
>>55338878
nonononono, that from the /wip/ general on /tg/
I was thinking of this scheme for a seraphon add on to my stormcasts.
I did
>>55337708
it was my second miniature ever.
pretty happy with it, needed a change in color scheme, but I got some more paints now and even some nihilakh oxide to hit the steel and bronze with.
So, stormcast are bronze/copper, steel/silver, with light blue accents and the oxide effects so they look like ancient statues that have started moving..
>>55336054
Oh bollocks
Female war gamer and /pol/ user here.
It's the hobby of choice for redpills everywhere
>>55337944
Fantasy races have always been stand-ins for the real thing.
Orcs - Blacks
Dwarves - Jews
Lizard Men - Latinos
Ogres - Asians
Skaven - Arabs
Elves - Faggots
Dark Elves - Goth Faggots
I think a distinction should be made between wargamers and warhammer collectors. Most of the people that "play" WH40k just buy the figures and paint them as a private hobby. They rarely play with the figures which is why Games Workshop has their line geared entirely toward collectors.
Wargamers are people that mostly play wargames, likely the chit-based ones like ASL, Combat Commander, or Commands & Colors (see picture for typical wargame). These are played with an opponent and painting is usually optional and not a big part of the hobby.
>>55334493
>>55336173
>>Warhammer autists don't understand they are actually worse than furries
You brought it on yourself.
>>55337362
>Resin and not metal
New Hammer plz go
>>55342048
>can't afford to play a real wargame, the post
>>55341879
You should look at more focused wargames then. I played a really great one about the Arab Israeli war a while ago. Also Headlines: Ukraine is groovy and very much /pol/ related.
I agree that Holland is underepresented in that game. The fighting around Amsterdam near the end of the war is probably one of my favorite parts of WW2.
>>55342048
>Wargamers are people that mostly play wargames, likely the chit-based ones like ASL, Combat Commander, or Commands & Colors (see picture for typical wargame). These are played with an opponent and painting is usually optional and not a big part of the hobby.
Yeah I never got the faggy paint and collect thing with warhammer.
You could get a bit of paper and write "Spees muhreen tactical squad" and still play the game if you wanted to.
>>55338951
Clearly you don't spend enough time on /tg/. Threads about how to get miniatures for cheaper than GW prices aren't uncommon.
>>55338802
I really like Empire besides the bugs because its the first one with naval battles and actually has a huge campaign map.
>mfw I can conquer Almost the whole world starting with United Provinces.
Other good total war games:
>medieval II
>shogun 2
god-tier:
Rome
Indian-tier:
Rome 2
I havent played Atilla, always thought it was an expansion to be honest. Rome 2 was so bad I switched from loyal Total War buyer to Paradox games like Ck 2 and EU iv. I swear, diplomacy in campaigns is on a whole other level. AI that do things that make sense. A fantasy in total war, shaking my head family.
>>55334493
>not enjoying tabletop miniwargames and lifting
>implying all gamers are neckbeard retards
Keks pls leave
>>55342458
Fact is there are better games out there if your main concern is the gameplay. If you go to WH threads on /tg/ they'll tell you this. If you don't like painting, WH40k is not worth getting into.
OH GOD
OH
GOD
IM DEAF
>>55337708
>/tg/ keks coming to pol
>/tg/ betafags literally buying the AoS meme
Just kill yourself faggot
>>55338185
>not having cool robots
I'll give you points for holo though
>>55342009
>Orcs - Blacks
They're barbarians. You can use a green-skin army as a rough stand in for pretty much any barbarian horde that ever existed. It's not exclusive to Africans.
>Dwarves - Jews
Not really. They have the traditional norse trappings with runes and oaths. Chaos dwarves are Babylonians.
>Lizard Men - Latinos
They're MesoAmerican Natives. That's not the same thing.
>Ogres - Asians
Pretty sure there are non-Asian ogres, but I could be wrong
>Skaven - Arabs
Except for the fact that there are actual human arabs. They just aren't a playable faction. Skaven don't really represent any real world ethnic group.
>Elves - Faggots
They're a combination of Romans and myths about Atlantis.
>Dark Elves - Goth Faggots
See High Elves, then add in a civil war that ends up with one side being exiled to Canada.
>>55342660
>$70 starter kits
>fucking fantastic models, really, check them out, the placement of the seam lines is fucking amazing
>4 pages of rules, everyone can learn to play
>all models viable
>designed to BTFO douchebag "tournament" players
>geared toward having fun and creating a story and narrative about your units
>non-static story
Oh yeah, it's the tits man.
give it a shot, fantasy was shit and 40k will get the axe next quarter, they are switching to HH.
>>55342522
>>55342660
>filtering out c u c k on 4chan
I hope the pussy faggot beta mods die
>>55342155
You realize that wargames were initially military exercises performed by Prussian military officers, and had nothing to do with toy soldiers being moved around by 14 year olds right? As far as civilian wargames go, Warhammer deviates much farther from true wargames than hex and chit wargames.
>>55343022
I don't even understand why. Because it was spammed so much? Or is an Hiro afraid to be called a c uck like Moot?
>>55342933
I feel like the Skaven are supposed to be Jews. They are compared to rats, spread diseases, are a relatively new race, and are plotting to destroy a germanic empire from within. Guys like Greyseer Finkel seal the deal.
>>55341910
>tripfag has a stupid opinion
Fuck you asshole. Skub is great
>>55334493
>buying figures that are gross and ugly instead of figures that are cute and pretty
Truly degenerate
>>55334493
Warhammer was worth it just so that we got the greatest table top game ever made, Blood Bowl.
But it did not deserve the death it got. Fuck GW and their long long laundry list of crimes against the hobby and its fans.
WH40k made me realize the ultimate folly of man, and that it is better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself.
>>55334493
Never played the table top game but used to paint and create wh dioramas with balsa wood and shit, my cat would sit next to me and drink my paint water and chew up my balsa wood.
I wasn't very good but i did like creating my little war scenes.
>>55344780
Unity. Faith. Purpose.
With these we can tear the heavens asunder
>>55345048
Kill the alien. Burn the heretic.
>>55343883
fuck you pro-skub, skub should be banned.
>>55334493
Warhammer may be degenerate but the original Kriegsspiel was developed as a training tool for Prussian officers
