White Boi Science BTFO
>>55331215
Probably getting high as fuck off that crackle rock to "see" his father
>>55331215
Muslims created math
I saw this shit in the History Channel like 8 years ago.
>>55331215
Hahaha! This made me laugh so much! :D Thanks anon
Looks like hes trying to pull an Ahmed the Clockmaker.
>>55331449
you're more than welcome, feel free to save it as well :)
No hot tub on dat time machine?
wat up with dat?
Black people inventions:
-Peanut butter (disputed)
-Gangsta and gangsta accessories
-Refrigeration for trucks
-Time machine
>>55331215
he's gonna have to build some kind of tracking device too
>>55331215
>dead
sure nigger I bet that's what your mum told you
>>55331728
>>55331708
>Peanut butter
Patented by Marcellus Gilmore Edson.
>>55331215
>>55331320
Probably using jenkem
>>55331215
Grandfather paradox.
He won't actually see his grandfather and the only way to actually go back in time would be either the Higgs Particulate. Or a timeline curve using a wormhole made from negative energy.
Deal with it blacky.
>>55331215
>The only way a black man can meet his father is by building a time machine.
Can't make this stuff up.
>>55331728
I love you straya' don't ever stop please.
>>55331805
No that nigger looks 40 his dad is probably in the giant watermelon in the sky.
>>55331708
>gangsta and gangsta accesories
>>55331899
fucking keked.
>>55331896
What if he is his dead father?
>>55331346
ever heard of Thales, Euclid and Pythagoras?
not mudslimes
>>55332077
Eugh.
Then nothing would change I'd assume? Or he'd cease to exist. I don't like quantum physics don't make me delve into it pls.
>>55332079
Japanese car brands?
>>55331708
Is peanut butter really an invention? It's just mashed up peanuts. Nothing really to it.
>>55331728
took me a second
nice bants as always you cunts
>>55332077
Then he'd be the mother fucking time traveler
>>55331215
If that had worked wouldn't we already know?
If a negro travels back in time and meets his father, will he come back white?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgUbWkiWNCo
>exceptional black man
>hahahaha nigger
>lol, probably smoking crack or jenkem
we got some real comedians here
>>55331215
>Completes his machine
>Starts it up
>Everything starts shaking, machine smoking up the room
>Smoke clears up
>Nobody there
>Shiiieet
>>55332154
Quantum Physics is weird, its posdible for particles to alter the past by changing the future.
>>55332320
His father wouldn't be able to observe him.
Time travel has rules, meaning if the time traveller didn't exist in the past then no one would see him or be aware he's there. The time traveller may be able to observe the surroundings but he'd be limited to what he can do. Meaning he wouldn't be able to take artefacts, communicate etc.
It's a fucking mess. It's all a god damn mess.
>>55331728
>>55331837
>>55331916
>>55332210
Fuck me. I don't get the joke. I'm autistic.
>>55332455
Indeed and I'm getting a headache already.
>>55332264
Grape scotch!
>>55331708
blood transfusions
>>55331215
White boi debate standards, BTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFbQftMe6qY
>>55331989
Hearty Kek
>>55332464
That doesn't make sense. In what sense would you even be there if you couldn't physically interact with anything or be seen? Would you just fall through the earth then since you couldn't stand on the ground?
>>55332397
Oh this is serious. Lol, I thought we.were just fucking around.
So he wants to travel back in time. I mean we have photos, videos, and other media that can capture past events.
He wants to... video wouldn't load so I'm just winging it.
Send a message back in time?
Can't happen, time is cause and effect. The cause and effect has already been done putting us here and now. We can't undo cause and effect to the point that were going backward. I'm going to say it's beyond the laws of the universe.
>>55332559
Niggerspeak is debate.
Burn it down.
>>55331728
Why? It's not like he can move around a lot in prison.
>>55331346
Math predates Muslims.
>>55332600
The time traveller would be able to walk around, touch things etc. But disrupting things that are occurring at that present time wouldn't be possible. He doesn't exist yet, therefore he hasn't had an imprint on history, his actions have no effect. The butterfly effect is silly because time isn't as simple or as disorganised as the butterfly effect makes it out to be.
Time as I said has rules, it has safe guards to prevent the timeline from being altered. You can observe the past but do nothing to change it. And no you wouldn't fall through the Earth, you'd be able to stand and walk around but no one would see you or know you're there because you technically don't exist in that timeline but the rules allow for observation and only observation.
It's just finding a timeline curve to use, creating a wormhole that can sustain a traveller (we could use light as a tester) to see if the theory holds true.
Some other anon can explain I now have a migraine.
>>55332559
i knew what this was. i knew what this fucking was and how much it fucking annoyed me, and i still fucking clicked it and skipped to when that fat bitch starts making monkey sounds.
oogabloogabuggablaggabog HUH HUH mugguhmuahggaboogabooga HUH HUH HUH boogaboogabooga HUH
>>55331708
You forgot Gas Masks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrett_Morgan
>>55331215
>yfw his dad isn't really dead
>yfw his dad in the past still won't admit to being his dad
>>55331346
Muslims conquered the people who created math and stole that people's work.
>>55332632
Got it to load.
So he wants to create a time machine by using green laser pointers croses to make a circlular pattern.
He's taking the looping space time a bit to literal I think eh?
I'm fairly stupid so who knows maybe just maybe this guy will do something ravers across the globe have missed with their laser shows.
Good luck niggerstien
>>55332948
My favorite is the "Chocolate covered watermelons" bit. This is what Cultural Marxism does to society, folks.
>>55331708
Peanut butter isn't disputed at all. A white man invented it.
>>55331708
And the super soaker.
>>55332941
Are you experienced? You sound experienced.
>>55331346
If by "Muslims", you mean Greeks, Hindus, and Babylonians, sure.
>>55331728
>>55331215
white haters are always americans flags what the fuck is wrong with that shithole of a country?
>tracks down some dude on a stoop drinking a 40
>Hi dad, heeyyy daddy, my pops, dad
>Nuh uh MOTHAFUCKA I haad ma paternity tests done, she haaad that DNA done muhfucka you ain't mine, you ain't miine I told that bitch I know she was fuckin' around you little mulatto ass lookin' btich. You barkin' up the wrong tree y'heard me? Don't play me like dat you jive turkey bitch. Fuck outta here wit dat shit. sheeeeiiit!
>>55331728
>>55332559
WHAT THE FUCK
>tfw they go back in time and were kingz and shieeeet.
>>55332523
You got a headache because our human brains are too stupid to fully understand it.
>>55331320
>father
>>55333505
>They go back
>Become kings and shit
>Make all the wrong decisions
>Generally make everyone in Africa stupider before their civilization can advance
>Absolutely nothing changes in the present
>It was their fault all along
>>55331215
And Terrence Howard is trying to reinvent math because he can't process how 1*1=1
>>55332501
Blacks have a habbit of leaving their kids and running off.
He's saying he'd need a time machine to get to the correct year, and then a tracking device(because his nigger dad probably ran off)
If you don't understand I can translate to Mandarin if needed
>>55334304
But how does 0.999999 = 1?
>>55334304
Man I tried to read his reasoning behind that and it was truly infuriating. Or maybe he's just a genius beyond my level of understanding.
>>55332559
>comments disabled
>that many dislikes
>>55332559
This is what Death Grips sounds like to people who have never heard it before.
>>55331708
>-Peanut butter (disputed)
How the fuck do you invent mashed peanuts? And even then, we were doing centuries before.
>-Gangsta and gangsta accessories
Scottish peasants were doing rap battles in the 1600s.
>-Refrigeration for trucks
lolno
>-Time machine
You got me there, dey was Doc Brown and sheeit.
>>55331215
is that a tube with lazers shooting sideways and vapor pours into it?
>>55331728
Australia never failing to disappoint. I love you guys so much.
>>55331215
Here's the catch
it only goes forward in time
If you were an alien spiecies and had to write a history book of cultural advancing inventions, ideas, and important events to happen on earth in the last 2000 years, how many of these "entries" are written about white people? black people? middle easterns?
>>55331346
> 1 sand nigger
> + 1 bomb
> = many pieces of sand nigger
Muslim math
lol seems legit
>>55331346
The ancient Egyptians had maths faggot.
>>55331215
dr. carson you never would have had to go through with this if you didn't stab your father to death to begin with
>>55332559
>NIGGAS BE UHHHH DEM NIGGAS BE UHHHH NIGGAS BE ALL UHHHHHHH
I remember when this was all the rage on /pol/
>>55331708
Rims.
Is Terrance Howard in on this shit? His unique take on mathematics will usher in a new age of enlightenment. Remember kids... 1*1 = 2... Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>55335733
At a rate of 1 second per second, right?
>>55332973
Do you even read your Wiki page nigger? A type of gas mask, they didn't invent 'the gas mask'. It was Cluny MacPherson.
>>55331215
>>55332264
Actually we wouldn't know.
time isn't 1 dimensional, there isn't just one timeline
as proven by the observance of quantum wave functions in physics
through experiments with Particle wave theory
involving electrons, light, and other sun-atomic particles
time must have 2 dimensions at the least if not 3 or more.
as such when an event happens all possible outcomes happen at once
creating not one but multiple time lines at each event incursion.
when you enter a time stream you actually split time in two
one reality were you enter and the prime reality where you did not.
meaning that you can't delete a timeline,
but in fact create multiple realities if you change any past events.
>>55331708
someone please post the webm of the dude making an infinite power generator by gaffing together a cat and a peanutbutter sandwich
