>build house
>go to jail
Such is life in the United Kaliphate of Bongistan
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-surrey-34768403
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3310462/Farmer-hid-illegally-built-castle-haystack-claims-t-demolished-s-home-protected-bats-newts.html
There is something called law that needs to be obeyed in first world countries, not that you would know anything about that.
>You'll never be hardcore enough to participate in illegal castle building
>>55325566
Looks like a fire hazard
>>55325566
That looks like it's innacountry.
We don't have zoning laws in the country, only in cities.
>>55325566
>just build anything anywhere I guess, it wont be a problem
Also I remember reading about this story YEARS ago, is this a new one or has someone else built a castle and tried to hide it?
>>55325566
They'll literally demolish it, too, just because the guy didn't go through the bureaucracy.
>>55326055
It was built on green belt land, hidden behind straw bales for four years.
He already sold it, probably to another gypsy friend.
3 months jail if he doesn't pull it down by April
>>55325566
The lack of freedom in Europe is astounding.
After all we've done for them.
>>55326100
the case dragged on for years
A man's home is his castle, they said.
>>55326220
>It was built on green belt land
Yet his land nonetheless. Presumably he was living in it. I'm surprised the UK doesn't have homestead laws.
>>55326395
the government used a loophole to bypass the homestead law
>not defending your castle from invading forces
>>55326442
That's some shit
>>55326395
It's not his land unless it's freehold lease and meets the criteria of the building regulations.
Simple as that.
It's what stops us from being like China and building absolute shit that falls apart or blows up every 5 seconds.
>>55326238
clearly we wasted out efforts and they'd all be enjoying Third Reich tier architecture and no immigrants raping their children if we'd have minded out own business..
I wonder who got us involved over there...
>>55326442
>google homestead law
>united states law
wtf are you talking about?
americans aren't allowed to collect rainwater that lands on their roof lmao
also I'm in two minds about planning permission laws, on one had people should be allowed to develop their own land especially if it's for their own residence, on the other hand people would likely abuse the system and ruin the character of local areas if they could get away with it
>hurr durr planning permission doesn't matter
>>55326055
You have way more space than we do m8
>go to jail
>suspended prison sentence
texan education, everyone
>>55325566
Gorgeous home, just excellent. Nice yard. Oh, wots that? E's got 'imself a wee little pitch innit? I approve of all this. Also did not read story.
>>55326619
He's a Puerto Rican, he's so swamped in unpaid denbts he cannot see the words he is typing.
>>55325566
I don't see anything wrong here.
He got in jail, not for building the castle, but for building it illegally.
The law would have not allowed him to build it because it was probably on a bad terrain or it is badly designed. When the social security have to pay for your mistakes, expect some obligations.
>>55326238
>The lack of freedom in Europe is astounding.
d it.
Says the guy who can't grow vegetables in his garden or he will go to jail and needs to carry a gun.
>>55326619
I mean the equivalent version of it
>this comment
>>55326784
Suspended sentence.
He doesn't go to prison...
>>55325566
>We need permit to build anything on our property becouse, we could build giant dick. And we are better than other nations haha poor people, haha.
>>55326600
What are you on about you fucking cretin? Planning permission is what stops people just building whatever horrible shit they want
I live in an area with a lot of nice old houses from a century or so ago and regards get BTFO by the local authority all the time because they try and build some plate glass abomination but don't get permission
If he did the prison bid, would they knock it down anyway?
id say fuck it and just suck it up for 3 months. are english prisons bad?
>>55325566
Fucker looks like he's high af
>>55326843
You don't frighten me, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called High Court Judge, you and all your silly English kaniggets.
Thppppt!
>>55326238
Time to Liberate
>>55326897
No, not at all, they are complete jokes
The worst that will probably happen is that some Muslim will try and convert you lel
>>55326843
top bantz
>>55326843
Ahahahaha, that's funny.
Hahahahaha.
Haha...
Because it's true...
:(
>>55326897
Probably full of immigrants
>>55326843
fucking racist
>>55326600
they would have been, retard
>>55326843
10 to 1 Russell Howard makes a joke about this at some point
>OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
>>55326887
Did you see what happened in Lewes?
There was this New Zealand woman and this stupid art guy that built this horrendous building using this rust metal shit.
It's a fucking eye sore to Lewes, even the Mayor of Lewes didn't want that shit built.
This is why we have planning permission.
We don't have that much space either and we must protect our green land, not give it away to pooskins.
>>55326843
K, I'm pissed now. That home is absolutely beautiful and tearing it down would be a disgrace.
>>55326645
I've heard those laws get particularly bad in the city, where people will build deeper and deeper into the earth to make their houses larger by adding more subterranean levels.
Planning permission still, somehow, remains a joke. most city councils will accept any big business coming in to build an ugly metal box with a 2 acre parking lot and attach a nasty looking strip mall beside it.
But god forbid a man want to build a castle.
>>55325784
He is in compliance with all laws except obeying court orders
>>55327036
Corten Steel lattice.
Fucking hideous.
>>55327084
but it's in the green belt
you're not supposed to build residence there
it's farmland
>>55326645
kek
>>55327143
>He is in compliance with all laws except the ones he broke
Well golly gee, really?
>>55327164
Thank you.
>>55327084
I'm more angry at the Corten Steel house in Lewes that hasn't been demolished.
Fucking New Zealanders and artists completely destroying the scenery.
DIE DIE DIE!
>>55326238
>After all we've done for them.
Caused a flood of Muslims to run rampant? Fuck you.
>>55326797
You seem to confuse the particular states for having one law
>>55327019
The fuck are you even talking about Dominican? Fetch me another drink you fucking resort rat.
>>55327164
Every English person is born with the unalienable right to build themselves a castle. Wherever an Englishman happens to be standing, it is the Castle Belt.
>>55327345
you are bad at banter, pig skin
I've seen a report which claimed that it's legal for any UK citizen to build a treehouse in public forests (and live in it), as long as it doesn't exceed a certain size. Is that true?
>>55327414
>>55326897
The council would then knock it down and bill him for £30 k
>>55327482
No. The local councils will order the removal of them.
You can camp in public places for no more than one night, but you'll be removed if you stay any longer.
Unless it's a designated camping site.
etc.
>>55327465
Still waiting on that drink shitskin
>>55327465
nigger
>>55327214
wow a photoshopped image you sure showed him
>>55325566
This would happen in the Jew S of A too
I suppose all the Mericans mocking the English in this thread are full supporter of their nearest 9/11 Islamic center.
>>55327251
That's your own fault, you faggot sack of cocks.
>>55327547
But are there some forests where you can pull that off, legally? That report was about families living off the grid in several countries in somewhat exotic back to the nature settings; including those tree houses.
>>55327635
oh so you fag pigskin want my semen?
bitch
>>55327729
you must be that bootyblasted brit
i see you want more facts
>>55327997
All forests and national parks are owned by English heritage trust.
They'd have designated camp sites at each of them, but in regards to living off the grid I don't know? To build a home etc? They need planning permission like everyone else, no matter where it's located.
Sure we have tent cities but most are illegal squats that refuse to move and are engaged in a constant legal battle.
>>55325566
The fact his has taken 15 years to get this far is the sad part.
>>55328134
>All forests and national parks are owned by English heritage trust.
In England*
>>55325566
>Wow life must be so bad in the UK :(
That's why you faggots post about us every day. I'm /comfy/ as fuck in this beautiful country, I'm sorry about your jealousy
>>55328042
I'll take your semen, how big is your cock? Also, pigskin is just another word for football, so...
>>55325784
Fuck the nanny state.
People, watch the movie "Still Mine"
>>55328289
white people skin look like pig
>>55328427
But you're a nigger so it doesn't matter what you think
>>55328577
im not and you are a pigskin subhuman so it doesnt matter what you say, inbreed
>>55325566
Bullshit
They should just have the house inspected to make sure it is up to standards and codes. Give him a fine, and let him keep the house up if it is solidly built to standards
>>55325566
He built it on greenbelt, pull the fucker down.
>>55328641
He's italian, that makes him a shitskin too
>>55325566
such is life in europe
America wouldn't allow this, either.
People don't truly have property these days.
>>55328738
>Not recognising Ivory Coast
>>55325869
Why even fucking live?
>>55328770
Completely true over here. Queenie owns 100% of the UK. May have some bad news for our brothers in Aus and Canada too...
>>55326570
Time to take the blinkers off. Have you seen the quality of shit we now have for new builds? They are made as fast as possible out of the cheapest materials possible, then sold at a hugely inflated price (which is more to do with the value of the land it's built on), and trust me on this, it will fall apart.
Our old apartment was a good example, it was less than 5 years old. Myself and my mate were mounting the tv to the wall and took the measurements on each side including the ceiling height so we could mount it dead centre. The ceiling to floor height was different on each side and it was due to the fact that one side of the building had started to sink into the fucking ground. We had to leave as the place for sold by the landlord but he got £150,000 for it. For a place with thin walls, no insulation, failing groundwork and a kitchen from Ikea. Expensive yes, but "Quality" isn't exactly what jumps to mind when I think of newly built UK property.
>>55328738
Mama mia!
>>55329464
Not here mate. My family has owned part of our land since before anyone else claimed it. Fucking Rupert's Land goes around it. We've never paid "property tax" on it. My whatever-father came over in the 16th century with a bunch of mates, headed west and said "Fuck you all this in mine now". Over the years, the other families have died out or sold off their original land. But we still have ours. And we can do whatever the fuck we want on it.
>>55330253
you might be part of the lucky few.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_ownership_in_Canada
>The majority of all lands in Canada are held by governments in the name of the monarch and are called Crown Lands. About 89% of Canada's land area (8,886,356 km2) is Crown Land, which may either be federal (41%) or provincial (48%); the remaining 11% is privately owned.[2] Most federal Crown land is in the Canadian territories (Northwest Territories, Nunavut and Yukon), and is administered on behalf of Aboriginal Affairs and Northern Development Canada; only 4% of land in the provinces is federally controlled, largely in the form of National Parks, Indian reserves, or Canadian Forces bases. In contrast, provinces hold much of their territory as provincial Crown Land, which may be held as Provincial Parks or wilderness.
>>55329507
Ireland you must be drunk.
>>55327214
Oh FUCK that reminds me I haven't renewed my knife license, spent it all on my microwave license.
>>55326797
I have lived in five different states for at least a year and had a garden in each one. I have never even heard of vegetable growing being illegal.
I do keep a gun, though, because the redcoats could come back any year now.
>But he broke the law!
yfw the british elite manage to turn thousands of their own acres into building lands to host the mass of refugees, and make a fortune out of it.
>>55327811
k
:^)
>>55329466
Speaks the truth. My dad retired this year and was looking for a house. He looked at all the modern pre-built places, and the price is always completely absurd for how cheap the shit is. The only benefit is how fast you get it, otherwise it's complete crap.
So instead he bought a 400K square feet piece of land with a hunting lodge and a large garage on it for 100K, and we spent the summer turning the garage into a house for about 50K.
Pic related was about halfway done with the work.
