THE MAD MAN
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeb-bush-on-killing-baby-hitler_5640e1b6e4b0411d3071da54?eoy9zfr
The allies always were child murdering monsters.
>>55325223
And then no one ever hears of Hitler and Jeb never goes back and kills him. What a retarded question. I'm glad this faggot's campaign is doomed.
>>55325223
>admitting to desire to commit infanticide
>>55325391
Paradox fucked.
Jeb Jeb
>>55325223
But his grandfather(prescot bush)financed hitlers rise to power.
>>55325392
It's not so bad if you call it reproductive rights.
>>55325223
What if Hitler held back the movement? Maybe without him it takes 30 or 40 years, but is ultimately more successful
>>55325223
Wasn't prescott bush a nazi?
>>55326180
True, and if you make sure you don't humanize the victim by calling it a collection of cells, and not a human life.
>>55326104
Maybe a "different" Hitler would've rose and wouldn't of failed at his one job; to eliminate the Jews.
>>55325223
>kill baby Hitler
>Germany taken over completely by Soviet-backed commies in the 20s
>USSR gains control of Western Europe by the late 30s
>WWII still happens, except this time it's all of Eurasia vs. the US and Japan
>Soviets extend their purges and the gulag system to all of Western Europe, killing millions more than the Nazis ever did
Bravo Jeb.
>>55325223
Why kill baby Hitler when you can raise him as a Jew?
>>55325223
Tell us more about your enthusiasm for infanticide, Jeb.
>>55325223
Does that mean he's pro abortion now?
>>55325223
Well, Israel would never exist, so there's that.
Jeb is even more retarded than Dubya.
>implying dictators don't arise naturally in fucked up countries in times of crisis
>implying the majority of people didn't visceraly hate jews for decades
>implying i couldn't have been worse
also
>mfw another guy comes to power instead of Hitler , allies with Stalin and wins WWII
>Europe is now a unified nation under strict german laws and the richest country and political power in the world with 0 degeneracy.
Jeb is right
Well, it looks like SOMEONE never played Red Alert.
>>55325223
Jeb's trying so hard to appear manly and dominant like trump is but he's failing miserably.
Best option is to divorce his wife and abandon his family, that alone would improve things dramatically but hes still not winning the presidency.
>>55325223
that's awful, the kid wasn't born that way. throw him in an orphanage or something and he never would've done anything.
>>55326453
hatred of jews is what made him who he was.
its not like he picked jews randomly to hate. you people were in dire need of a culling, and communism had to be fought against.
>>55325223
I'd just help him get accepted into art school. That way no one has to die.
>killing babies is okay because the end result justifies it
>killing minorities to eradicate the notion of race and therefore racism is wrong because my feelings get hurt
Literally Hitler, Jeb, literally Hitler.
>>55325223
Prescot backed the Nazis. Based great grandpa
>Pro-life
>Willing to kill a baby
wew lad.
>>killing babies for hell
told you he's dynasty.
Why would a politician even answer this question directly? How fucking dumb is he?
>>55325223
Jeb Bush just admitted he believes in genetic determinism.
>>55327086
Holy shit this is incredible.
Jeb is trying so hard to be interesting and quirky. Trump is naturally like that. It's cringe worthy
>>55326423
>B-but the Soviets didn't kill as many people, Anon! There's hardly any records of it, just people saying it happened.
>The Nazis killed a lot of people. Just read the records recovered by the Soviets and listen to the people saying it happened.
Don't expect Yeb and most people to really understand how and why events played out the way they did. They just know Hitler was bad, and wanted to kill all the non-blondes and make soap from their children's scrotums for no real reason.
Also
>'I can't understand why Germans hated Jews!', even though the majority of the leaders of the violent, Soviet-backed socialist groups were Jews, and Bolshevism was an increasingly popular ideology amongst Jewish youth of the time, to the extent that their elders were afraid the community's focus would shift away from Zionism in the future.
>>55326180
Savage
hasn't hero yet?
>he actually tweeted this
What's wrong with him
>>55325223
Jesus, Yeb. Go suck Bibi's cock already
>the ends justify the means
Literally a leftist piece of shit
Same logic anybody uses to legitimize killing children
>>55325223
Jeb Bush reminds me of the guy who keeps asking the same girl out no matter how much she says she's not interested he keeps pestering her until he almost can't stand the rejection. He's now starting to act like a stalker who just won't believe she's not interested and if he says just one more thing she will change her mind. Jeb, we are not changing our minds about you and you will never take us to prom dude, please just go away and fucking die. No one wants another Bush. The fact that he is even being CONSIDERED for presidency shows how insane the special interest group cancer really has spread through the American political system.
>>55325223
>admits he'd kill a baby
He's fucking done
>>55325223
So he's no better than ISIS...
best thing to do would be to abort him before he was born
fetuses aren't real, so you would have killed nothing
>>55325223
He's just trying to be relevant after his donors abandoned him.
>>55326180
>>55325392
>>55327086
>red streak of hair
So, the choice is another potential SJW, or another Hitler?
Tough choice, mang
>>55325223
This guy is such a big loser. How can someone raised in a ranch be such a loser? He even married the bottom of the barrel when it comes to mexican women instead of a plastic slut like Salma Hayek.
I wonder if his parents hated him since he was little.
>>55327438
reminds me of that movie where in a dystopian future, the police kills infant to-be murderers through the guidance of an oracle.
>>55327438
It has to be true, he is trying to blow every single chance he has at winning over people so he doesn't have to be president. He is trying his hardest to fuck up everything the establishment is doing to prop him up, it is literally the way because I cannot believe a human being is capable of being that much of a fuck up.
>>55327438
He just can't stop fucking up. It's impossible.
I would encourage Hitler to grind perspective and anatomy so he would get into art school.
Bam, WW2 and the death of millions of whites prevented.
>>55327096
It's why I love that question. All the good little goys will jump to say they'd murder baby Hitler, to show everyone how much of a good fucking goy they are, without thinking of what they're really saying and what else can be inferred from their answer. It's perfect for seeing how full of shit people are and if they ever actually apply thought to their opinions.
Will there ever be a time where the normie will say "Hitler was right"?
>not knowing back to the future off top of his head
>wants to be president
>>55325223
Hey, but Jeb.
If you could prevent WW2 by fucking baby Hitler till it bled out in a tagteam with Jared from Subway, wo- would you?
"Hell Yeah, I Would!"
There's also this misconception that without Hitler the Nazis would have not come to power. No matter what you tried, the people would have fought back against the Weimar Republic.
>>55325223
As dumb as this whole thing is, the question has interesting implications which tells us something about Jeb. Setting aside any time travel bullshit, to answer as he did he would have to believe in fate and not free will because if Hitler possesed free will there would be no assurance that he would follow the same path. Additionally, Jeb believes that it is moral and just to carry out punishments (including death) for actions which have not been committed but which he feels are likely to be done at some point in the future.
His response suggests that he is prone to impulsive action as opposed to well reasoned responses. This a poor quality for a leader.
>Would you kill baby Hitler?
>Actually answering yes
Tip top kek. The correct answer for a politician is "No, I'd adopt him and instill proper values in him to assure that he grew up to be a decent man".
Why is this news-worthy? Why was this even asked? What a fucking joke.
>>55325223
I don't feel that Jeb is 100% devoted to his Catholic faith, but his choice in the hypothetical does go against Catholic moral examination.
Regardless, I still refuse to vote for him in the primaries.
And then the whole of world history was altered and no one alive today ever came to exist.
>>55328096
It gives us another opportunity to laugh at how much of a loser Yeb is.
>>55325223
>Jeb has never played red alert
How can he think he is qualified to be commander in chief?
>>55327438
i like how that faggot huffpo turd goes "IMPORTANT"
>>55327438
He's trying to drive moderate voters away from the Republican party because he knows he can't win.
He wants fence-sitters to think that's just a normal thought process for Republicans.
What a fucking faggot.
What the fuck is this
I'm laughing so hard right now, my sides have been guacacausted
What is Jeb even DOING with his campaign anymore
>>55325223
Why not just adopt the baby? make hitler a full blown jew lover
Just shows how much of an idiot he is. WW1's Treaty of Versailles caused WW2, not Hitler.
>>55329079
>make him a full blown jew lover
No?
Jeb Bush admitted he would kill an innocent baby.
>>55329075
>guacacausted
+100
>>55325223
>"Hell yeah, I would!"
A bit too enthusiastic with the baby killing, Mr pro life. Also, what about due process? Innocent until proven guilty? Laws regarding executing babies??
>>55329367
He's trying to seem cool with the normies and their jew manipulated normie opinions.
He does have down syndrome indeed.
Any intelligent person would find a way around that answer.
He's just trying to get attention at this point.
>>55329547
I think he tried to pull a no-PC Trump but looked retarded.
>>55329436
I could imagine him with a cap on backwards, socks, half way up his ankles, a skateboard on one arm and a shotgun on the other strolling up to baby Hitler in his crib and blowing his fucking brains out screaming "RADICAL DUDE!"
I'd give b-baby Hitler a w-warm kiss!
>>55329436
>>55329547
Piss more on the graves of military tools
>>55327654
>I wonder if his parents hated him since he was little.
Jeb Bush Tells Kids His Dad Sent Him ‘Into a Deep Depression for Days’
Jeb, asked what it was like growing up with a presidential father: “When I was a kid, he was just a dad. And he was the greatest dad alive”
Jeb, on dad: “All he would have to say is ‘I’m disappointed in you’ and it would send me into a deep depression for days.”
http://www.mediaite.com/online/jeb-bush-tells-kids-his-dad-sent-him-into-a-deep-depression-for-days/
>>55329886
Nice bait jidf
>>55330001
Reality.. the best bait
>>55329723
>This will show the kids I'm hip enough for their votes!
>Buy my baby Hitler skull guacamole bowl, (Consuela's guacamole recipe not included!)
>$6,000,000
>>55325391
>and Jeb never goes back and kills him
Do 'le paradox' autists actually think they're being clever when they say this shit?
Him going back would create an alternative timeline in which Hitler never grew up. Jeb would then be in that alternative timeline. If he went into the future from there, it would be in the future of THAT timeline.
>>55330086
>implying hitler was wrong
That's what I call B8 M8 :^)
>>55330089
Radical idea, dude! He looks like the guy in that "Gee Bill, two weiners!" cartoon.
>>55325223
1 minute:
>Drive Recklessly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8
>>55328086
>implying Hitler did not have decent values
>anti-abortion
>fuck yeah I'd murder a baby
Republican logic
>>55330207
>hehe i will say hell yea I kill baby hitler, goys hate hitler they will think im super cool
>his face later when he founds out everyone think hitler was right
>probably gonna do an pathetic atempt to apologize
>>55330152
So... Hitler was an inside job?
You're desperate
Republican big establishment confirmed for supporting infanticidal maniacs.
>CURRENTYEAR
>Not wanting to go back and murder Baby Stalin, instead.
Jeb is actually not mr. nice guy anymore
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/11/09/politics/jeb-bush-mr-nice-guy-image/index.html
>>55330362
>
>>55329886
>156000 troops deployed
>4413 dead
>2.8%
Looks like being black in America is more dangerous than D-Day was.
>>55330301
They're all over the place, as always...please keep them talking :)
>>55330501
All war causalities were lumped into only DDay?
Lol...Desperate.
Why is he even being asked that
>On September 28, 1918, in an incident that would go down in the lore of World War I history, although the details of the event are still unclear, Private Henry Tandey, a British soldier serving near the French village of Marcoing, reportedly encounters a wounded German soldier and declines to shoot him, sparing the life of 29-year-old Lance Corporal Adolf Hitler.
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/british-soldier-allegedly-spares-the-life-of-an-injured-adolf-hitler
>>55327438
>we have these faggots talking about baby hitler
lol
>>55326453
Hitler tried to fight communism, he just chose jews because he needed a group for Germany to hate so they could all unite. And it worked.
He just disliked jews because they wouldnt allow him into artschool.
>>55325223
Its a stupid gotcha question that he should know to avoid.
>Yes
JEB WOULD KILL A BABY
>No
JEB WOULD SAVE HITLERS LIFE
He should tell people to keep their stupid fucking questions to themselves.
>>55330907
Because politics are getting more and more absurd with every new election.
Jeb Bush would murder this
>>Pro-life
>>Murders a baby
Jeb Kek
>>55326859
this. he's already lost the vidya vote
>>55325223
This reminds me of that scene from the movie
>The Last Supper
where this group of college grad students invite conservatives they hate to their house, give them a chance to redeem themselves and if not they poisoned them with wine, and their last victim they had a discussion about whether or not he would kill Hitler if he met him when he was a young artist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuW3GSbk5NU
>>55326104
shhh, no need to point out that two of our presidents are the direct descendants of nazi financiers.
>>55331494
no the jews started the 1919 civil war so he couldn't let them try the same thing with his regime. the first step of being a successful revolutionary is eliminating all competing revolutionaries
Kill baby Stalin instead
>No cold war
>WWII wouldn't have even started
>Germany would have risen and become quite a successful powerhouse
>No holocaust because no war
>>55330136
Good job arguing theory as fact.
>>55331926
This was my favorite scene, when they were talking to the school girl who opposed sexual education.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MuTI4fad4A
>>55330136
>argues over time travel theory
>when the original post was clearly focused on slamming Yeb
>But your not the autist
sure thing buddy.
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzOjpU2lxxE
politicians shouldn't pretend to be human
>>55325223
did he have to call his Saudi overlords to ask their opinion first?
>>55330850
>democracy
>reason
pick one
>>55325223
and i'd kill his faggot kike ass.
even better i'd kill his great grandma with my dick so the cancer known as the bush family would have never existed.
Jeb is weird as hell
He doesn't have whatever it is that makes a man a world leader and it seems to be painfully obvious to everyone
The fact that not only did no one tell him this but that millions were sank into his campaign makes it even more bizarre
Jeb is the real meme candidate 2bh
PSYCHOPATHIC AMERICAN KILLS AUSTRIAN BABY
AUSTRIAN GOVERNMENT DECLARES WAR ON AMERICA
WW2 happens again, but this time America is also the bad guy
>>55325223
Yall wiggle about and fuss like toes on a foot.
Kill Woodrow Wilson instead, no America in World War I, Germany wins and becomes the hegemon of Europe and lads it into a new era of prosperity.
>>55327086
>red streak of hair
>future hitler
I pick my chances, fuck SJWs.
>>55325223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWTdZiW_s2I&feature=youtu.be
>>55327906
They think it already.
>>55330207
Why is /pol/ so anti-Jeb, I mean I'm not pro Jeb, but what is with all the Bush hate here?
>>55332053
>>55332228
Reverse time travel isn't actually possible, so it's rather moot.
>>55332316
HELL YES I TUSS
>>55325223
What a faggot. If someone told him his son would be the next Hitler, I bet he'd just laugh it off.
>>55327648
No it's not, I'd pick 10 Hitlers over an SJW
>>55325223
>JEB BUSH WOULD KILL BABY HITLER
>Jeb knows with a baseball bat, nothing feels more satisfying than hitting a baby's head.
>The Bush line has been descended down for generations
>All men in power
>All rich elite
>Oil tycoons, Model capitalists
>then
>Jeb!
>>55326453
Leave, kike, no one wants you here.
>>55332616
Whoa, Hitler, I didn't know they had computers and internet in Heaven.
He is like Marty in The Campaign.
except the whole part where he man up and won
>>55334692
How about you suck my mutilated dick instead?
>>55335422
Your rabbi already did that for him.
>>55330136
Do timeline tippers just like reading their own autism?
Him going back would not actually be "going back" he would be "going sideways"
>What is multiverse for 1,000 Alex?
>>55325223
He can't. Time travel is possible as I said in another thread but time is constructed in a way which protects the timeline from alteration.
Because he wouldn't have existed at the time of Hitler's birth, he'd be unable to interact with anything should he travel back in time to that moment. No one would see him or know he was there.
And Jeb darling, you might want to kill yourself you goofy eye'd spic fucker.
>>55334906
Marty gets kucked
Implying anyone would ever want to sleep with Jeb ' s bridge troll.
He wants to stop crime before it happens?
>>55327438
Dude I'm not sure what's going on but I love it.
WWII wouldve never happened if hitler were accepted to art school and churchill was never voted out of office to destroy stalin.
Also if ppl actyally liked japan at the treaty of versailles.
>>55327242
babyhitler had a very punchable face desu
>>55335895
so why didn't he stop 9/11OHMYGOD
>>55327086
>present day
>selling your idea to disney
GOOD
O
Y
Kill the Führer?
The Führer died for me, I am the one that must die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOmPfd3WgAs#t=157
>>55325223
even so ww2 would have still happened, it would have just been some other front man, remember the guys behind the scenes are the ones who really called the shots.
But would he abort Hitler-fetus while he was still in the womb?
>>55327354
tha fuck is this?
>>55327086
Now I have to discourage my fellow artist friends.
>>55339564
>>55325223
man. Hitler was greatest humanitarian hero of all time, look what the jews did to him, he died for our sins.
>>55335463
Underrated as fuck.
Serious question: is it moral to kill someone knowing that their future actions will justify it?
>>55341264
well, if you know that their future actions will justify it, that implies a deterministic universe. in a deterministic universe there is no free will, therefore morality is meaningless. people can't be held responsible for things they can't control.
>>55341264
>is it moral to kill someone knowing that their future actions will justify it?
If you have the ability to somehow see what a person's future will be, why not fucking change it instead of killing the person to stop it? Killing the person sounds fucking lazy as fuck.
>>55325223
Fascism, and by association eugenics, protectionism, european militarism etc. would probably have been more successful in the long term if you killed baby Hitler.
Not that that would be a bad thing.
>>55333861
Because nobody likes a self-hating liberal cucK weenie like Jeb Bush.
>>55329995
I hate Jeb but shit like this is one of the major reasons this country is fucking shit
No, Jeb didn't say "my father was terrible abloo bloo bloo," he was saying that he had so much respect for his father and he cared so much about him that all it would take was a "I'm disappointed son" and Jeb would be crushed
It is not acceptable to put this clickbait misleading headline shit anywhere nor is it acceptable to show support for it no matter how much you dislike the person the article is criticizing
The degeneration of this nation BEGAN with the degeneration of the newspapers and the rise of shitty sensationalist journalism and this nation will only become great again when we stop looking at shit that appeals to muh feelings instead of cold hard facts
>but Jeb, would you abort fetus Hitler
*awkward silence and intense sweating*
>>55344231
>BEGAN with the degeneration of the newspapers and the rise of shitty sensationalist journalism
There was a time when American newspapers weren't sensationalist?
>>55326991
if Hitler didn't rough up the jews , they would never have had The Holocaust™ to use to step all over White Christianity.
They would all still be selling rags out of wheelbarrows.
>>55344432
Before the Spanish American war iirc
Frankly journalism was always shitty in the US, but every time a new medium of media gets popularized, it takes a turn for the worse.
With newspapers, the newspaper companies would have at least a day or generally a week to comprise all of the news they can, and that's plenty of time to get actual news into news stories. Yes, there was some stupid shit that wasn't true in those stories, but mostly it was shit that mattered.
Then came the radio, which brought a slight degeneracy, as the news came about more often, so they had to report less important stories, same thing when the TV showed up.
The problem really began with 24 hour news stations that were reporting on basically nothing for the vast majority of the day. Shit that simply did not matter, shit that would just scare the common folk, and shit that simply was not true. That was where the degeneracy became intolerable.
Now it is beyond savable. Clickbait articles filled with literal lies the vast majority of the times, bullshit like "7WAYS TO CLEAN YOUR DONGER (#3 IS SO OBVIOUS IT HURTS)" and now entire websites dedicated to reporting on nothing. News right now is undebatably at an all time low, and with how much we at /pol/ like to pride ourselves about being on the red pill and being enlightened politically it fucking pains me so much whenever I see someone here linking to a factually incorrect clickbait article which is frankly way too fucking often.
>>55325223
A conservative that wants to kill a baby.
What is going on in this world.
Goddammit Jeb
>>55345014
Good points, bro. Technological advancement has certainly led to a new era.
A lot of lessons could be drawn globally from the delusions of the Arab Spring related to both the new media and the old media along with how people interact with it all and how it all affects people's conception of reality. Techically we're still in the middle of Arab Spring, even though some people think it's over. It's not at all over. The migrant crisis is directly connected to it since that crisis too is fuelled and possibly even created by social media and then old media latching onto it just like the revolutions. Arab Spring with all its tentacles should become the go-to text in studying both the use and influence of media along with group psychology and many other things.
I'd raise baby Hitler as my son. No alcoholic beatings for him under my parenting.
This is destined to be used against him in the abortion narrative, even if it doesn't make any logical sense to do so.
The funniest thing about this is the fact that ever since Trump announced he was running, Trump has gone up and up, and Jeb has gone down and down. Jeb loathes Trump so much. And with this he thinks if he acts like Trump he might start performing better.
But because it's Jeb it backfires. Trump would pull this off because it's something everyone would expect. This is just pathetic.
SO he´d kill the baby that later on founded the state of Israel?
>>55325223
>protect a fetus
>kill a child
Yeb is such a stupid fucking halfwit.
>Yeb kills Hitler
>someone who wouldn't just fuck my military decisions up senpai leads the Nazi party
>3rd reich wins
>nazis make anime real
YEB IS A BABY KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 TWEET THIS EVERYWHERE, BTFO!
>>55332013
Who's the other?
"apologize to my wife"
"elect trump"
"hell yeah, I would!" (kill baby hitler)
what are some other famous jeb quotes?
>>55327354
That last guy would've nailed it if he started with that blank face
Jeb is so fucking cringeworthy. The GOP desperately needs him to drop out of the race and never step in front of a camera again.
>>55325223
>Jeb Bush on why he'd kill baby.
>Hitler: "Hell yeah I would"
>"You gotta step up your game"
>>55349086
Campaign Manager: How you want yo campaign senpai?
Yeb: Just Guacabowle my shit up.
"Muh brother kept us safe"
"Sorry mom"
"Act of love"
>>55349086
WARM KISS
i love to imagine yeb doesnt know about the grass is greener phrase
>kill babby hitler
>soviets/jews take over all of yurop
>now would be a dystopian future
>a-at least hitler is dead
reminds me of the warcraft book where you find out if Arthas didn't become the lich king the undead just fucking kill everything
shit happened for a fucking reason
What I don't understand is, Jeb isn't running this campaign with 0 experience and 0 guidance. This guy got himself elected the Governor of Florida, and he has a brother and father who successfully got themselves elected to three total terms as President. He has an unbelievable amount of money raised too. I'm sure his staff has some kind of experience, since he attracts a lot of the Romney voters.
So why is everything that comes out of his campaign so ridiculous? It's like he wants to lose. He calls his campaign Jeb!, sells a Guaca Bowle, gets BTFO by the man he taught politics, allows himself to be outpoliticked by a real estate magnate with no political experience, and now says he'd kill baby Hitler - and then tweets it. What the fuck is up? Is he trying to get Rubio elected?
>>55326180
I'm pro-abortion and I thought this was brilliant.
Even if you're of the opinion that Hitler was evil I cannot see how you could justify killing a baby. That's like killing people that have genes pre-disposed towards violence.
I feel embarrassed for him. He is trying to appear high energy and off the cuff like Trump. His only real hope is to stay low key and hope Trump and Carson burn themselves out
>>55325223
Too many butterflies
>>55327438
Someone has convinced him that attacking hitler would help him
>>55349712
A lot of what he's tried would be ok if he wasn't so hilariously unlikable as a person, frankly.
>>55332034
>holocaust happened
jej
>>55325223
And this makes him better than Hitler how?
