You have unlimited funds
and
a 500 year life span.
Do you:
>try and take over the world
>find a cure for AIDS
>explore the universe
>become a world famous artisan
>stay NEET and play vidya
/pol/?
I buy all the NFA toys I want before buying a private island
Fuck the world, I want to shoot a full-auto suppressed .50cal M2 browning
I would personally become as degenerate as possible and subliminally force my lifestyle on others through media.
>>55324703
Doesn't this happen already?
Do all of them and more. 500 years is a long time and unlimited wealth makes anything possible.
[X]Robot waifu sex time
>>55324751
Shhhhh
Am I immortal for 500 years or can I die of something and not get my 500 life span?
Do I age at same human rate, or do I cap at a certain age? If not I'm pretty much going to be useless for 430+ years. Come on OP; at least give me more details.
>>55324618
Get rid of all the blacks. Then Jews and Muslims
Napoleon mode activate
500 year crusade to save America and wipe out Mexico.
>>55324922
Okay okay okay.
>Not immortal, but impervious to worldly disease/viruses
>Maturity peaks at 40.
>>55325001
>didn't mention the kikes at all
Shalom, schlomo!
>>55324618
I would invest my unlimited funds into various space programs and hopefully we'd have interplanetary travel within the 500 years.
>>55324618
Build an army
Create an empire
Spread to the stars
Impregnate bitches along the way
Full Genghis Khan mode
>>55324618
I would make anime rea... no scratch that, i would make REAL LIFE INTO ANIME!
Fund nasa, build a Mars station. Bring qt3.14 up to Mars. Do tons of drugs while fucking her, have first Martin Aryan child. Go down in history.
>>55324618
Conquer the world. Then set up funds for the universe thing.
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
ALL HAIL ANON!
>>55324618
Unlimoted funds 500 year life span
I exterminate all the niggers and jews
I'd probably just spend my 500 years traveling the world, enjoying a mostly leisurely life of study and self fulfillment. I would pursue many hobbies and write lots of books. To be honest I'd love to live for 500 years, even without the unlimited funds, but unlimited funds would definitely make things easier.
>>55324618
I would try my hardest to bring on a global nuclear war to be honest family member
>>55324618
>be me
>unlimited funds
>make sizable donation to IDF
>get co-US/Israeli citizenship
>invade israeli politics
>see if the jews are really as evil as I think they are
>set up a meeting with Putin
>ask him if America and Russia could ever remove kebab together
>continue fiddling with world politics until Russia and US are allies
>petro dollar soars
>We let Russia use our warm water ports
>btfo china
>glass the middle east
>invade mainland europe
>remove remaining kebab
>give my body over to science to find out how I received the gift of 500 year life span
>be willing test subject
>fund the shit out of said testing
>find the solution to immortality
>kill everyone involved with test
>distribute immortality knowledge only to the pure white leaders with conservative values
>world fixes itself
Begin secret crime fighting league. Come out of shadows when we gain enough numbers are power. Rule world with the iron fist of justice.
Spread justice to the stars.
>>55324618
Give funding to NatSoc groups, and get National Socialists into office. Then, when the US becomes more and more NatSoc, we can begin deportations, and strengthen our borders and military indefinitely. Buy land from Canada in order for our country to be self sufficient, and then fund space exploration, and lead the world into a new age.
>>55324618
>500 years
Thats at least 6 generations
>NEET play vidya
>Take up a lot of new hobbies
>Buy offshore oil rig and renovate to be and offshore base
>Lots of toys and hobbies
>Dabble in directing the world to expanding into space
>Maybe team up with space X and circumvent the government bureaucracy which slows down space exploration.
>Moon Base
>Mars base
And what this guys said>>55325190
>>55325808
>Hailing Britannia
>Not Columbia
>>55327221
Why would I hail Columbia? Is this some joke I don't know about?
>>55324618
All of the above, obviously
>>55324618
Unlimited funds? I would give unlimited funds to everybody, as my funds have no limit. Fuck all economies everywhere, forever.. Or at least for 500 years.
>>55324618
Have scientist create a drug that turns any human into a nigger mentally, then spray this drug in Sweden and Japan to see the effects.
>>55324618
>Have unlimited funds
>Flood the world with Currency
>Keep flooding the world with currency, creating massive hyper-inflation
>Tell world leaders to step down and hand over all video games to me
>Take over world and still play Vidya
>Use funds to pay lobbyists more than other corporations are
>Push my own agenda, more geared towards the people instead of other corporations
>All while sitting around playing vidya and staying high
>>55324618
Make my waifu real.
Id just fap and play vidya all day in my bunker
>>55324618
I would create my own space enterprising company and use the infinite money to hire the brightest minds in the planet with top notch equipment and laboratories in order to develop a propulsion system that could take us into the starfaring era.
After that I would try to fund as many colonies as possible all around and help stablish mankind presence in the universe
In my later years I would hire the brightest minds in the pan-planetary confederation in order to find extraterrestrial life and if found, try to make contact with them
Then I would die happily in the 2500s
>>55324618
>>find a cure for AIDS
Why would I want to cure an illness that kills niggers and faggots?
>>55329176
Either that or make anime real
Like, buying a country and making it like my animes
>>55324618
>impervious to AIDS
>Still vure aids
That would be retarded OP
Id do
>>55324703
Or go to the usa, commit a crime that gets me 3 life sentences, and serve em all and walk out still physically capable.
>>55324618
Play vidya but also create a shadow government under the threat of flooding the economy with too much cash.
Fund wild things like space mining to get unending resources and build an Imperium.
>>55329349
>under the threat of flooding the economy with too much cash.
What you gonna do?
Buy a trillion dragon dildos?
New idea:
Buy every single company possible
Go to war with the united states of america
>>55324618
makind is corruptible and all its fruits turn sour.
after all is said and done, you might understand how god feels about humanity.
>>55329619
God sees humans the same way you see a fictional character you created.
>>55324618
I would unify the world under a single banner and surround myself with completely obedient and loyal staff. After that i would remove all who fought/refused to follow me, not kill them persay but exile them. After the earth has been secured I would expand across the stars. Hopefully by that time the people will realize the utopia i have built for them and will carry on the same with out me.
I would make this race unstoppable
Explore the universe.
>>55329424
Yes.
Also give everyone a million bucks.
It'd be a communist wetdream, and also the collapse of economies.
>>55324618
Use my money to fuck with white people's countries.
>>55324618
Run a global eugenics program to eliminate nigger blood. And then go to space with the help of the new millions of whites that will be born in latin america and africa.
>Use money to fund research on genetic engineering
>create the new race
>literally perfection
>Create hundreds of them
>teach them well
>research nuclear energy and space exploration
>build a nuclear super-station for earth. Say its for their energy needs
>praised by the world
>get on my spaceship with all 100+ super humans
>we ride
>activate nuclear super-station
>is a bomb
>earth BTFO
>completely destroyed, no life
>ride my spaceship into the sun killing everyone
>fuck humans anyway #YOLO
Unlimited funds?
>flood the markets with money and cause hyperinflation causing ruin everywhere
>wait until a new world order has been established 20 years later and flood the markets with money again
Unlimited funds?
>flood the markets with money and cause hyperinflation causing ruin everywhere
>wait until a new world order has been established 20 years later and flood the markets with money again
Rinse and repeat. Kek for 500 years.
>>55324618
>Go to Germoney
>Out-Jew the Jews
>Buy the country
>Install fascist gov
>Repeat on mayor powers, install monarchy in France and UK
>Create a global PMC
>Make huge space station on the moon as HQ
>Best scientists and engineers there
>Spend the rest of my life doing random bullshit and exploring space
>Year 3125, fuck your limit because medicine
>I'm dying
>I go to my 102nd son and whisper:
>"Gas the kikes race war now"
>The last thing I see is Africa and the ME getting devastated by anti matter bombs
It would be so much fun.
>>55330273
>"Gas the kikes race war now"
Try and take over the world with a side of vidya.
500 years ain't dick for exploring the universe, but empires have risen and fallen in much much less time than that.
>>55324618
Unlimited funds you say? At first I'd build a strong, completely loyal security force and get the country I chose as my power base to democratically elect and fully support me. Then I'd acquire all transportation, aviation and shipping companies around the world.
By this point my country would be completely self sufficient.
Then I'd crash the world economy and take over like a benevolent god emperor.
That or say fuck it 'explore' empty space for 500 years while my sub-lightspeed spacecraft hasn't even managed an eights of the way to alpha centauri.
try to destroy the world's economy and enforce anarchy or try i want to see the world how it destroy itself
>>55326931
NatCap>NatSoc
Faggot
>B-ut muh hitler
Conquer the world, destroy anyone and anything that threatens our peace, form the Terran republic, then colonize the stars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QMceVpV9N4
>>55324618
>unlimited funds
this isn't a thing
you can't just "have infinite money" and buy everything, it doesn't work like that
unfortunately most people think like you and that's why we keep having disastrous economic collapses despite our incredible technology that could feed and house the entire planet
Turn Argentina into a white paradise
Aids doesn't exist. .
I'd fund ways of achieving mind control. Then I'd basically enslave the world to do my bidding. Not that it would matter since I have unlimited money so I can get whatever I want to start with, it would just be fun and nourish my ego.
I'd definitely hand pick the finest qt's from around the world and build a massive palace complex somewhere tropical and basically pamper them incessantly while having giant orgies and breeding super babies. Id of course have to invent some new research Chems that give me super cum and let me fuck for weeks on end , and also make the girls have an insatiable level of sexual desire. Maybe make epic pornos and send them into space.
Then once I near death id nuke nearly everyone but leave small groups around the world isolated and scared and helpless. They might prevail but more than likely suffer relentlessly.
>>55330849
ITS A HYOPTHETICAL YOU FUCK
YOU CANT LIVE TO 500 EITHER, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT AGING YOUR BODY DECAYS.
>>55330849
>this isnt a thing
Federal Reserve says hi
>>55324618
> Make money. 100 years, plenty of time to get rich as balls
> Found research institute with goal of moving humanity off-world. None of this cut government funding every other year BS, get the best people humanity has to offer and 50 years of insane funding, tell them to make science happen.
> Expand into space.
> Colonize a planet, Libertarian Technocracy.
> Space 'Merica forms the UFP and star trek happens.
>>55332246
>libertarian
oh brother
>>55324618
I'd offer ariana grande 100 million to let me stick it in her pooper, then buy and island and jerk off to the memory for 500 years.
>>55324618
I would have SOOOOOOOO many children.
>>55324618
Since I have unlimited Funds I'd work towards Terra forming mars. Only Allow White people and Certain Asian groups to come to mars,
While on Mars continue to work towards an actual FTL drive to allow my Martians to leave this solar system and explore it.
Once we have found a habitable system outside of our solar system terraform it and continue to spread whites and certain asians groups to the stars
Nigs can die on the earth for all I care.
>>55324618
NEET it the fuck up, become a writer, use my long life to perfect my craft.
>>55332357
Agreed lol kek. Fucking teenage fedora LOLbertarians amirite lmao.
Pic related: "I believe in the fundamental liberty of the individual".
>>55333140
fundamental liberty at the expense of moral accountability.
>>55324618
>Buy the 7 elite families
>Hire an assassin to eliminate Hillary Clinton's family out to the 10th cousin
>Finance Big Nuclear and Elon Musk to cripple Russia's economy
>Give Russia money if they agree to send some of it to ISIS
>Hire CIA to infiltrate refugees fleeing into Europe and spark a race war seemingly headed by ISIS
>Leak Russia's involvement with ISIS
>Pay China to shoot down Air Force One
>WW3 - Battleground: Eastern Europe
>USA arms Germany and Allied forces begin rounding up refugees and killing them en masse
>Japan launching attacks on China with American Guidance
>Donald Trump elected President
>Mexico builds wall
>Refugee count in Europe dwindling
>USA makes moves on China and Russia
>EU forces gaining strength over two years
>Full out attack on Chino-Ruski forces by US/EU/Japanese coalition
>Donald Trump reelected and the last bus of undocumented immigrants crosses the border wall into Mexico
>3 more years of WW3, Russia in full revolution and surrenders
>China desperately nukes Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>Donald Trump, with permission from the UN and Congress, drops nuke on Beijing and delivers the finishing blow
>White countries begin repairs and Ukraine is given nearly half of Pre-war Russia
>Japan owns all of China down to Tibet
>Middle Eastern Muslims number under a million and New-Israel forms, taking over everything but UAE
>Hans officially most popular name in Germany
>EU disbands and adopt pro-gun legislation
>Hispanic population of USA is around 10% and racial tensions lax
>Australia still has refugees
There is finally world peace as Africans have learned their lesson and never cross the Med. again. Mexicans are forced to deal with their problems. ISIS becomes a footnote in history and Islam slowly dies it is recognized as a force for evil worldwide. White population booms as soldiers return home.
I buy an Island and shitpost on 420chan for the rest of my days
>>55335099
Make it happen.
>>55324618
War without end
