Hey /pol/, if India is such a bad country, explain these things:
Gandhi
Sachin Tendulkar
Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
Spices
Tigers
Fascinating Religion
Rich history of mathematics
Is it just Americans scared that India will overtake them economically very soon? Or is it jealousy?
POO
Why does their flag wear the asshole?
How the hell did you make it past the tight Australian immigration restrictions?
A FUCKING
>>55316289
I was born here. All my ancestors are white.
>>55316204
Poo in Loo
Poo in Food
Poo in hair
Poo in Poo
How come if India s so great you dont have toilets or wash your nasty degenerate hands?
Sure you have a space program but you also have a billion people shitting in the street.
>>55316204
You forgot shitting in the street.
>>55316204
they litterally shit on all of their culture. Gandhi was a pedophile.
Biting.
>Gandhi
Made India worse
>Sachin Tendulkar
Who gives a fuck
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
5/10
>Spices
Nature's doing
>Tigers
Nature's doing
>Fascinating Religion
Who gives a fuck
>Rich history of mathematics
Everything good about India is history.
>>55316384
What do you mean, "you". I'm not Indian at all. I'm caucasian.
>australian shit posting about shit country
this thread is too meta for me.
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>>55316204
>Gandhi was a manipulative asshat who could care less about India to further his own agenda.
>manlet who plays criket
>turmeric and puffed bread is found all over the planet
>too many and you end up with diarrhea
>endangered because indians are too afraid of them so they were nearly exterminated
>worshiping a mutant with silver poisoning, might as well make all the x-men indian gods and goddesses
>math: ok, maybe in the past but currently indians are dumb as a box or rocls and cheat their way through the education system
>>55316204
From the catalog when I saw you used "curry" and Naan bread I knew you'd be bribong or ex-criminal.
"Curry" and the powder is an English invention trying to capture the taste of India similar to garam masala... so knock that one off your list. America isn't worried abut shitstained diseased rat people overtaking anything.
>>55316204
>Gandhi
Not a fan of pacifism, but at least he looked down on blacks.
>Sachin Tendulkar
Don't follow Indian sports/movies/whatever this one does.
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
Acceptable. Hardly a shining example of human ingenuity or vision, though.
>Spices
Spices are good, sure.
>Tigers
It's not like they invented tigers, man. Come on.
>Fascinating Religion
Meh. We gave them the basis for a lot of it.
>Rich history of mathematics
Sure.
None of this means India isn't pretty much shit. Conditions throughout most of the country are horrible, they have literal hundreds of millions of ignorant savages defecating on beaches and in streets, etc.
>>55317215
Look geezer, go to a place first. India is beautiful. The entire time I was there I only ever saw people shitting in toilets, sometimes fields or next to railway tracks but NEVER on the street, or the beach.
>>55317215
>america gave hinduism basis
>for anything
???
>>55317366
>sometimes fields or next to railway tracks
lol
>>55317479
>being this autistic
You're obviously not the swiftest Sven in the stockyard, so I'll teach you some basic history: most Americans are not Amerindians.
>>55316204
anything possibly redeeming about indians (le space program, ghandi, spicy food) is outweighed JUST by how fucking stinky they are. After that all you are left with is butthole flag, poverty shit hole, pooinloo, etc...
>>55316411
>>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
he has a point there.
>Gandhi
Turned India into a literal shithole through nationalism. Incredibly creepy and overrated.
>Sachin Tendulkar
Implying cricket is even relevant
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD, Spices
Good job. You've destroyed many homes and apartment buildings in my country because you literally cannot get rid of that disgusting ethnic food smell without burning the place down.
>Tigers
That have a decreasing population because of Indian poachers.
>Fascinating Religion
I wouldn't call any part of Hinduism fascinating. Go worship a cow ranjeep.
>Rich history of mathematics
With little to no modern contributions to mathematics.
POO IN LOO
>>55317897
>claims to be superior to a whole ethnic group
>gives more weighting to smell than to intellectual achievement
>>55316204
>Gandhi
Pussy
>Sachin Tendulkar
What? English plz
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
I fucking hate curry, never got what the big deal is. Naan bread is nothing special.
>Spices
They make me poo in the loo.
>Tigers
It's not like the Indians invented anything, they just happened to have big stripy cats lying aroung. Also, those things are dangerous and will rip your fucking face off.
>Fascinating Religion
Fascinatingly retarded.
>Rich history of mathematics
Rich history of shitting in the streets too.
>>55318403
The tendency for Indians to shit in the streets is greatly exaggerated on 4chan.
>>55316204
>Actually a terrible leader and only liberals like him
>Literally who?
>Literally what?
>Natural resources don't mean a country is good
>By that logic Mali is good because it has lions
>Counting street poo is not rich mathematics
>>55318264
Don't get too twisted, upsidedownbongbro. We all know there are smart Indians, beautiful Indians, good Indian food, etc.
>>55318568
You're right, they do try to make an effort to shit on public beaches and railroad tracks as well.
>>55318568
So making an ad, getting help from UNICEF and building millions of toilets is an exaggeration by the Indian government?
>>55318568
50% of the country shits in the street
Look it up
>>55318568
>>55318602
But too few to make a significant observation.
>>55318859
Citations or GTFO
>>55317739
Go back to stormfag if you think hinduism, sikhism, buddhism and jainism comes from Europe. The indus civilisation is 5000 years olf you fucking moron.
>>55316364
>Australia
>White
Pick one
>>55318942
Go back to pooing in the middle of your Hindutva rally if you think Indo-European languages and cultures come from India, you fucking moron.
>>55319061
I thought the discussion was about religion.
>>55318934
http://riceinstitute.org/maps/
>>55319157
>discussion
This is /pol/, we don't discuss anything. We just repeat slogans and posts gay green frogs until we're bored of saying nigger and memes in this echochamber.
>>55319061
I bet you think it comes from Sweden you fucking gimp. Indo European languages come from Iran. Also hinduism incorporates elements ripped off of south indian dravidians so for you tonsay its all a conspiracy is truly retadded.
>>55317366
>Look, g-geezer
>look at me I'm using geezer
>This proves I'm a whiter than white australian
>shrimp on the barby, and all that
whatever naan boy you're fooling no one.
>>55317366
>The entire time I was there I only ever saw people shitting in toilets
>sometimes fields or next to railway tracks
Way to refute yourself in the exact same sentence, eh?
Better luck next time, singh.
Why is Ghandi so great?
That people use him as the model of nonviolent protest is asinine. The Indian people were the means of production. They were the heavy equipment. This is not a comparable situation to anything today, aside from African mine workers perhaps, and they are simply shot, so the Ghandi method fails yet again.
The reason Ghandi is praised is to teach the disenfranchised that violence is never the answer, even when it's the only answer.
Gandhi is a pussy that wiped his ass with the hand he used to shovel lentils into his worthless face.
>>55319157
Religion isn't a subject divorced from human history, guy.
>>55319359
>I bet you think it comes from Sweden you fucking gimp.
You can wager whatever you like. You're kinda stupid.
>Indo European languages come from Iran.
See above.
>Also hinduism incorporates elements ripped off of south indian dravidians so for you tonsay its all a conspiracy is truly retadded.
A retadded conspiracy. lol
You don't really understand the first thing about Hindutva or their native Aryan bullshit, do you? Do yourself a favor and google some basic information instead of breaking down like this.
>>55319532
He's used because he said some neat catchphrases and hid his racism well enough that non-Indian liberals in other countries would think he was some humanitarian saint. Though "an eye for an eye" is kind of a good one.
>>55316204
Bengali tigers are inferior to Siberian tigers.
>>55316204
Nah Australia, fuck it. Indians deserve all the hate we get. Our based Prime Minister Narendra Modi is trying to develop India and make it better, but he's not getting support from the people. Fuck it we are doomed to fail.
>>55319845
Nice proxy
>>55319532
When people say they adore Ghandi they don't mean the actual Ghandi, just the image and story the precedes him. When someone says Ghandi, what do you think off? Peace,love and savior of india but if you look closer it's not really like that, it's just an exaggerated story or rumor. Same thing with Mother theresa. Ive come to think that real heroes aren't known.
>>55319896
>now that's what i call shitposting
>>55319896
>implying Indians can't hate India
M8, india is literally a shithole. Go anywhere besides the airport and smell for yourself.
>>55316204
>Gandhi
BIGGEST FAGGOT PEDOPHILE BASTARD, CASTE SUPPORTER, RACIST ASSHOLE
>Sachin Tendulkar
OVERRATED! I CAN TELL TONS OF OZ CRICKETERS WITH GREAT PASSION FOR THE GAME PLAYING BETTER SHOTS THAN THIS SHORT FAG.
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
OVER-RATED NORTH INDIAN FAG FOOD. EAT SOUTH INDIAN
>Spices
21ST CENTURY SPICE GROWS EVERYWHERE
>Tigers
POLITICIANS AND ACTORS KILLING THEM FOR FUR. VERY FEW LEFT AND MOSTLY USELESS, THEY HAVE BECOME LIKE 4CHAN AUTIST NEET FAGS INSTEAD OF HUNTING.
>Fascinating Religion
SHITHOLE RELIGION, CASTE BULLSHIT, STUPID MONKEY, DONKEY, ASSHOLE GODS
>Rich history of mathematics
MUH ZERO FAGS, WE INVANTTTTED THAT SHET.
MUH ALGEBRA, MUH NUMBERS, ARABS STOLE THAT SHET
Is it just Americans scared that India will overtake them economically very soon? Or is it jealousy?
INDIA IS A SHITHOLE, IT WILL ALWAYS STAY THE SAME.
POO IN LOO
IN
LOO
>>55316268
for shitting, obviously
>>55320204
That's Ashoka The Great Empire's Wheel. He converted to Buddhism later and made it spread around Asia.
>>55318942
>he thinks 5,000 years is a long time
>>55319359
more like russia and the caucasus
>>55318859
kek
>>55316204
>>55320311
The only thing he ever spread was his poo in the loo, thus the anus is a sign of India's honor of shameless defecating.
>>55316204
India is a lot like a Star Wars planet, you have insane space age technology being hauled around by beasts of burden and there's generally a weird mixture of modern items alongside impractical stone age buffoonery. I half expect to hear that Indians have taken up podracing every time I come to /pol/. Here's one of their space program's satellites... being hauled around by a cow.
>>55320105
>MUH ZERO FAGS, WE INVANTTTTED THAT SHET.
It could be argued that Egypt, Babylon and/or Greece invented it first
>>55320816
That's a photo from the 60's
>>55320844
What has your country given the world? You are worse than poo in loos
>>55320601
What this Irishbro said.
Can't poo in loo. That's all.
>>55320908
>What has your country given the world?
>>55321011
>>55320908
80's
>>55316204
>Gandhi
>good
>Sachin Tendulkar
who gives a fuck about cricket
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
>Spices
That's what happens when your people used to eat shit that was so rotten they needed to cake it in spices to cover it up
>Tigers
Who gives a shit
>Fascinating Religion
muh dinduism
>Rich history of mathematics
Yeah, that's exactly what it is: history
Poo in loo, Sanjeet
Chicken Tikka Masala.
The only good thing to come out of India. Even if it makes me have to POO IN...
>>55321276
Hate to break it to you bro, but tikka masala was invented in Britain in the 70s.
>>55321264
> Gandhi
> Good
Choose one
>>55321276
Tikka Masala is English m8
>>55321401
[_] Ghandi
[_] Good
[X] Poo in loo
>>55321398
It sure does sound english :^)
http://www.sciencealert.com/science-says-a-poo-transplant-through-the-nose-works-better-than-antibiotics?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1
POO TRANSPLANT
>>55321264
It's funny, in Britain there's practically no food culture. Almost all food in UK (except the foreign food) tastes like shit, and I say it coz I've been there,
>>55321276
>India's most recognizable dish
>looks like literal shit
>mfw it was invented in Britain by Brits
>>55321398
>>55321404
In that case, nothing good has come out of India since street defecation and shitty customer service.
>>55321527
It was invented in Glasgow by a Bongladeshi restaurant owner.
>>55316411
Are you really a glorious Nipponjin or are you just some gaijin living in Japan and/or making your ip look like you are from Japan?
schooling? poverty? on of shittier countries to be born in?
>>55321527
>german cuisine
http://strawpoll.me/5960822
VOTE TO CHANGE INDIA'S FLAG TO THE POO EMOJI
>>55321722
>Be Bangladeshi
>go to england
>integrate well
>become a Bongladeshi
>>55321985
I won't lie, that looks fucking delicious
>>55321691
Nah. Fried fish, British sausages, blood pudding, Stilton...there's plenty of good food there.
Personal tastes obviously differ.
>>55321722
Glasgow really? I always thought it was from Birmingham
>>55316204
>Gandhi
Will burn in hell for all eternity as he is not Christian
>Sachin Tendulkar
Whooptidoo, he can hit a ball with a bat
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
They have a food they are known for just like every country?
>Spices
Where plants grow has nothing to do with the country
>Tigers
Where animals happen to inhabit has nothing to do with the country
>Fascinating Religion
False religion, they are all going to the lake of fire
>Rich history of mathematics
Just flat out wrong
>>55318568
>The tendency for Australians to shitpost on 4chan is not greatly exaggerated on the streets.
Fixed.
>>55322276
>2015
>believing in God
>>55316404
Sorce?
Even if he was that doesn't make him a bad person. He did so much good for the world.
>>55316204
>Hey /pol/, if India is such a bad country, explain these things:
>Gandhi
Valid idea, but he failed to stop extremism in India
>Sachin Tendulkar
Irrelevant
>Fucking CURRY 'N' NAAN BREAD
Gives you the shits
>Spices
Tastes like the shits it gives you.
>Tigers
India and indian culture aren't necessary for tigers to live.
>Fascinating Religion
Opinion. I prefer Norse, or greek mythology you hippie.
>Rich history of mathematics
Move to the west a little you brown fevered fuck. Good Numbers are Arabic, not Indian.
>>55322396
>2015
>being an atheist
Enjoy hellfire
>>55322608
He won't. If you were aiming to be correct, nothing happens when you die.
God isn't real you liberal, communist, neo Marxist shitfucker.
>>55316204
nice proxy india fag.
Most of all those are things either created by them or is a result of them simply living there. Sure maybe their ancestors were great but you can't judge someone by what their grandparents did.
>>55319312
They're not gay you faggot.
>>55322773
I don't think you know what any of those words mean. Atheism is one of the core tenets of communism.
>>55323484
The bible tells you to give to the homeless and spread the wealth that you earn, nigger.
The bible is socialist in nature.
I'm not bound to that shit.
>>55318859
At least 90% shitters in the open in most areas. 90%!!
Which is worse - India or sub-Saharan Africa?
>>55321985
I just had some shanks for lunch, they were superb.
>>55323636
>socialism = communism
Kill yourself retard.
>these degenerate goras will never experience communion with mother nature as they shit on designated shitting streets
The only thing that would be nice about being in India is how if you want sex you just go outside and join in a street side fuck session with your friends
Remember
> Poo in loo
