why don't you sleep draped in your country's flag, /pol/?
pic related
>>55313477
>single bed
does your mom still tuck you in at night buddy?
>>55313544
Cunts got no chill
>>55313544
/thread
>>55313570
Dude, AusBro >>55313544 is right. Get at least a double bed and a double size flag blanket. You cannot go wrong with more FREEDOM!
>>55313477
http://www.usflag.org/uscode36.html
(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
>>55313544
I prefer a single or in the US a "twin." Fuck would I need a king size bed for?
>>55313796
>(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
— The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
Free speech, Dude.
>>55313544
FATALITY!
>>55313477
Because I hold my country's flag in high esteem.
>>55313477
Because the flag is a symbol of the state
>>55313796
Please tell me you don't actually think those rules mean anything. You do know it's just a piece of cloth that some people happen to treat as a religious fetish, right?
>>55313917
>I love my master. He lets me go down to the melon patch.
the boot licking is real.
>>55313865
You're free to desecrate the flag.
These aren't laws.
They're just standards.
You asked why I didn't use my country's flag as bedding, allowing sweat and grime from my body to soil it. I gave you an answer. Because I respect my country and its flag.
It'll show cum stains.
>>55313984
I love my nation, not my government. Can you discern the difference?
>>55313822
look mate, i dont want to say too much in case your mommy or daddy hasn't talked to you about the birds and bees. Basically when a boy and a girl (or in your case a boy and a boy) like each other they have a "sleepover" small beds like that one make sleepovers not as fun, with bigger beds you have more space to wrestle and play.
>>55314103
What nation? The millions of strangers who happen to live within the same imaginary lines as you? Most of those people would hate you if they knew you.
State worshipers love their masters even more than Reek loved his.
>>55313477
>>55313777
>using a symbol for freedom to restrict your movement while you sleep
>>55314238
Americans especially need a big bed.
>>55313994
>These aren't laws.
>They're just standards
Indeed. I never said otherwise.
>You're free to desecrate the flag.
>You asked why I didn't use my country's flag as bedding
I did not ask the question. I hold the flag in great respect and would never want to soil it as such. i believe one is free to desecrate the flag, as I know Old Glory goes down swinging (pic related).
>>55314238
my girlfriend and I fuck every day on a twin bed, and we have for years. step ur game up ya cheeky scrub
>>55313477
its because im not autistic
>>55314238
>people on 4chan
>having sex
>>55314339
Not like a 9 year old needs a lot of extra space
>>55314302
>freedom = slavery
The state that the flag symbolizes restricts his movement when he's awake.
>>55313477
Because I regularly piss the bed
>>55314103
No, you're talking to a 15 year old. The government to him is cops and school. He's never studied any aspect of history on his own, or done anything particularly interesting to see what the US is really like. He's unhappy and wants to blame someone other than himself, and the government is big and powerful and does a lot so he blames it. He doesn't want to engage in any sort of complex thought about it so anyone who disagrees is a "bootlicker" which he thinks is so edgy because he doesn't follow the rules when he puffs his friends joint and torrents the latest MLP.
> The internet is a system which allows idiots to freely yell at each other over vast distances
>>55313477
Because it's against the Flag Code, you commie fuck.
>>55313544
Killed
Sometimes even when I shower little bits of poo is still stuck in my buttcrack. I sleep with pajamas on but sometimes the poop gets through and I don't want to desecrate this great nation's flag but getting poopoo on it.
>>55314334
> I hold the flag in great respect and would never want to soil it as such
This is you. You love your master just like Reek.
>>55314434
>not wanting to piss on the union jack
>>55314339
well its pretty easy to fuck your hand on a single bed.
>>55314339
Ok legit we had a twin for 2 years, save up for a queen it is so worth it. Especially if you sleep together, you have no idea what you're missing. It's so fucking nice to be able to roll away when you get hot and not fall out and slam your head on a dresser at 3 in the morning. You spend a good quarter of your life in bed, it's worth spending a bit to get a nice one.
>>55314387
what the fuck is "sex"?
It is disrespectful to the flag.
>>55313477
I drape myself in France's flag instead :^)
>>55314585
Pretty sure the whole point of this thread is to set up that joke
>>55314446
>>55314402
I get that you're all rebellious in hating this great nation, Pablo. Don't worry, once Democrats win 2016 we'll open the floodgates to all 352 of your cousins.
Also I like how we both posted GoT images right next to each other. Make way for best character. The hero Westeros needed but didn't deserve.
>>55314585
>>55313477
having your flag draped over you is a sign of death in combat.
since you are posting, and unless you are a spoopy skeletington, you are alive
You essentially havent earned the honor
But I do anon
>>55314254
>What nation? The millions of strangers who happen to live within the same imaginary lines as you?
Yes, you've already made it clear that you are incapable of abstraction. In this case, at least.
>Most of those people would hate you if they knew you.
I find this unlikely, because hate requires a significant emotional investment. I'd imagine most would be apathetic at most. Moreover, even if they were to hate me, I need not reciprocate.
>State worshipers love their masters even more than Reek loved his.
I do not worship the state, I love my nation. The state is not the nation and a nation is not simply it's people.
>>55313477
For all you who don't wan to desecrate the flag, the state has already soiled it with innocent blood.
![$_35[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A0vzzZu.jpg "$_35[1].jpg")
>>55313477
Man that would look sick on one of these!
>>55314585
niiiiice
>>55314781
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
>>55314781
> I AM AWESOME-BED, BRINGER OF DREAMS
> LOOK UPON MY SHEETS, YE POORFAG, AND DESPAIR
>>55314899
Oh. . .
>>55313477
I eat sleep and breathe murka but I do not desecrate her flag with my stinky feet.
>>55313544
Shots fired.
>>55314585
God damn this thread is over get these boys a medic.
