THIS IS THE BRIZE OF FREEDOMS :D :D :DDDD
What is bad about this?
>>55311819
idiots beating each other up. everyone wins
>>55311819
I remember that being posted on /fit/ as a joke a few years ago
If they fight on private property it's fine.
>f*ck
Yeah seems 100% legit, everyone I know censors themselves
>>55311819
little do we know it's just an app for gay sex
>>55311819
>Be the wigger you know you can be!
being predominantly underage skinny white boys, /pol/ will eat this shit up
>>55311819
No one realizes this is some satire project? It's some viral marketing. This app will never come out. The guy who made it is making most of these threads. Man you guys are dumb.
It's illegal.
>>55311819
wasn't this what someone was asking for in a thread?
so it's tinder for chavs and wiggers?
>>55311819
>maker of app sells data of users to popo
>help popo find certain areas popular for fighting
>arrest the niggers that appear in the areas
>with such a high concentration of nig nogs, confrontation occurs
>popo open fire
>nig nogs dead, maker swimming in cash
IT'S A PRANK BR-
>>55311819
Where can I download this I want to beat the shit out of someone
I never fight. I'd only act in self defense, and that would probably wind either or both of us in jail/hospital/cemetery
>>55312182
>implying turks are capable of developing an app
>>55311819
If there's demand, there's supply, more than that I think it's better for these guys that they now can meet up and fight each other and not to attack random people on the streets because they are "hyperactive today".
Volenti non fit iniuria - "to a willing person, injury is not done".
>When keepin' it real goes wrong
>>55312157
Or the app censors swears.
>>55312151
>If they fight on private property it's fine.
Fucking love when casual retards jump into threads and drop conclusions like they've done the research, and know all about it. I'm a lawyer, and I promise you, getting on private property won't make anything about beating someone up "legal."
>niggers are going to set up fights with other niggers
>they both bring their friends and guns because niggers cant fight fair
>gang shootings up 600 trillion percent
>>55312815
>sit back and setup mismatched fights between two random people
>show up in the crowd
>start taking bets
>already know the outcome
>>55311819
>implying this isnt a slide thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>>55312151
>>55312151
You're such a fucking retard
>>55312815
OY VEY IT'S DA 600 TRILLION
>>55312157
that's clearly just a sample of what an interaction on the app might loo like, probably the pitch made to the public, it isn't supposed to be legit
>>55312222
Checked
>>55311819
dueling for niggers
>>55311819
That's some Onion News shit right there
>>55311819
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>>55311819
What's wrong with this?
If two men decide to fight and they do it in a place others aren't hurt there isn't an issue. Men like to fight. I like to fight. This is completely fine. Only feminist and betas would oppose this
Hhahaha that's fucking awesome. One convenient app for sex, one for fighting.
>>55311819
Isn't this pretty much a eugenics program in action? Some of these idiots will land a "lucky" punch that kills their opponent.
>>55312952
Watch this video.
We're really just apes.
>>55312769
It differs from state to state. There are states where dueling is still perfectly legal.
>>55311819
Hey, that's cool.
>>55312769
2 consenting adults can do whatever the fuck they want as long as they purposefully murder each other, destroy property, disrupt public areas, or put others in danger. Some shitty lawyer you are
>>55311819
What did I tell you about rules 1 and 2?
>>55312769
This brings up a good point. How ate legal fights like boxing and shit not assault? From a legal standpoint I mean. Didn't the fighters technically commit assault?
I wonder who will be the first cracker to get mobbed by nigs and end up in a hospital or ded
>>55315739
>tumblr
out
I will create a pog battle app
>>55311819
If this is like Tinder people will show up 20 pounds heavier than their profile claims and that would be a huge problem for the whole concept of the app. There's nothing stopping someone from basically smurfing and claiming no experience and half the weight he actually is, just to stomp a casual.
>real life fight clubs
THE BEGINNING OF THE GREAT HAPPENING
THERE IS HOPE
>>55315918
They sign a contract, you dunce
>>55311819
Name: "Nick"
Age: 19
Height: 4'9"
Weight: 110lb
Experience level: Beginner
looking to get into my first fight lol see my attached photo
>>55316685
Oh I didn't know I could sign a contract absolving me of legal repercussions of my future actions. Guess I better draft up a contract absolving me of murder because my cunt of an ex wife wants to up her alimony because my daughter is turning 6 tomorrow and that apparently makes her more expensive to take care of than a 5 year old.
>>55316933
heh
>>55312208
didn't stop uber, lyft, airbnb, etc.
>>55312384
Or just walk away and don't bother with cops about it. You can get punished for even completely justified self-defense, because the people who sentence you live in towers made of ivory and they've never had to suddenly defend themselves from danger.
