AMERICA THREAD
AMERICANS ONLY!
>>55311507
Posting to piss people off
>>55311507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>>55311533
Thank you senor. I'll take two burritos por favor
>>55311507
look at what freedom done to the middle eastern countries. your leaders are at fault for causing the refugee crisis due to war on oil.
>>55311507
>2015
>thinks nation states still exist
>>55311609
Umm.... that's not the mexican flag....
>>55311507
USA USA USA OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Land of the BBC and home of the gays.
>>55311609
I was about to comment on his post. But realized you were more of a fucking idiot
>>55311507
PAY DENBTS GOYIM.
>>55311609
I would answer you whit a witty comment but I see others did it before me
>>55311533
mamma mia
Degenerate c uck scum
Grüßgott
>>55312465
Lol you don't even have dentists or female orgasms in your country
America is rightful british clay
>>55311572
keked
>>55312581
An angled ramp on aircraft carriers actually makes sense, since it helps jet when taking off. It might not be sexy but it's definitely effective
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>>55312630
get out, inferiors
>>55312581
> Circumcised just like your dicks
im trying to study
>>55311507
Our government is owned by big business, our military is its military wing.
>>55312630
Stay mad mario
>>55312730
Stay mad Harry
You guys are just upset that your countries can't afford to put a military airbase and runway on top of a boat. Have you ever seen a truck like this drive through your piss poor countries? No because your streets are small and feeble just like your dicks.
>>55312939
I'm not mad at all. Did you read what I wrote?
>>55312939
Stay mad homo.
>>55313035
Sorry but I only read stuff from people that have the FREEDOM of SPEECH.
>>55313102
I guess Canadians can't read(the title)
>>55313251
hello my fellow americans, it sure is nice to live in this magnificent continent
>>55313164
p-p-photoshopped? please tell me this isn't real.
>>55313191
Kek. We can even deny the holocaust here
>>55313272
Why don't you Czech the requirements for the thread yourself commie?
SOON
>>55313315
>>55311507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ri0co3YRVU
>>55313349
>Czech
Czech you flags
>>55313251
>fagmerican
>calling other people faggots
>>55313331
We can not only sent the holocaust in America but take credit for it too.
>>55313365
a bit rude if I may say
>>55313315
>white
>>55311507
Can we bring back W Bush and Harper? I miss freedom :(
>>55313444
>We can not only sent the holocaust
what?
I'm an American in grorious nippon.
Am I cool to hang?
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>>55311533
My dad is Italian Tbh
>>55313484
damn, whos that nice fit qt?
naysayers will be punished
>>55313519
the exact reason I tell fuckers in the north not to judge the "southern racists" until they have to deal with this shit.
>>55311533
Europe's mexico, LOL
We are the most powerful nation in history. You watch our movies, listen to our music, play our games, discuss our politics, and idolize us in more ways than you realize. We control the world and 1 American citizen is worth more than all other non Americans on Earth combined.
>>55311533
Build the fucking wall, Pablo.
>>55311626
We fucked the middle east and Europe.
Two birds, one stone, homo.
>>55311507
Can i be a honorary american ?
IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. I hate the chimpout the media causes though, so here is my song about Jungle Life with all these chimps running around our cities..
https://soundcloud.com/assclowns-united/jungle-life
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>>55313580
meh, rural whites are just as bad as niggers. which is why we up north consider the south a cancerous tumor in general.
>>55313675
>Posted from my kek shed
>>55311507
ITT We trigger americans
>>55313711
How much do you weigh?
Fuck amerikeks, I'd wipe my ass with your shitty flag if I had the chance.
>>55313658
BAHAHAHA
>>55312630
>needing help to take off
British aircraft are that shit
>>55311507
Sup
>>55313764
110 kilos
>>55313825
What the fuck is a kilo?
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>>55313825
>kilos
you already fucked up, sorry anon
>>55311507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
In light of the new video that came out today, what do you guys think?
As an American, are you going to fight when the European conflict begins?
If Europe, with all of it's military capability is lost without a fight, I guarantee America is next. That is too great a risk to tolerate ever happening.
>>55311507
Greatest fictional american
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>>55313895
Ok, i guess im just not free enough to be a cool kid. See you the next time europe fucks up, bye.
America
>talks shit about other countries
>demands respect from those countries
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!
>>55313996
Kek. Is this real?
>>55314009
>Meanwhile on America-3
>>55314057
Obviously.
>>55313821
>1 in 5 marrying outside their own race.
I am calling bullshit. Did they poll every degenerate metro in the nation? That I believe.
>>55314110
Top lel
>>55313774
>Europeans confirmed for not handling bants
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>>55314073
wtf is going on in this picture?
look at the face of the guy in the back
>>55313915
I guess this is a bad time
>>55313996
Glasses houses, Sweden.
>>55314191
Pictures like this make it so hard to remain on a diet...
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>>55311749
>newfags
>>55314204
He's just ashamed because his students arent sorry enough for their crimes
>>55313361
This picture erects my dick
>>55314229
Don't take /pol/ to srsly m8
>amerilards
USA great
>>55314314
>too
>america thread
>more full of non Americans than any other thread
I didn't know the rest of the world was this ass pained
:)
>>55314073
Girl clearly want BBC
>>55314347
I know right?
>>55314325
Get out pirate, there's no booty for you to plunder here.
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>>55314009
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FOREIGN GARBAGE
>>55313996
>Darker the bigger
What does it mean?
Does it mean bigger dildos get darker? Or darker dildos get bigger? I'm confused on the causal relationship.
>>55314325
R A R E S W E D E N
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>>55314283
why.... why would you make your kids do that shit?
is this really in england?
the bullshit-tier feminism is also 99% american.
>>55314406
So youre a native ?
I actually like US, I just don't like that it turned into such shit. At one time they're putting rovers on Mars, and having their white population replaced by immigrants and things like Caitlyn Jenner and the transgender movement normalized, not even mentioning feminism, SJWs and whatnot.
Also, it'd be great if European countries weren't such ćucks and tried to adapt everything US is doing and what it's telling them to do like an autistic child trying to suck up to its bigger, more important peers.
America doesn't make videogames but plays videogames made in Europe
>>55311720
next to of course god america i
love you land of the pilgrims' and so forth oh
say can you see by the dawn's early my
country 'tis of centuries come and go
and are no more what of it we should worry
in every language even deafanddumb
thy sons acclaim your glorious name by gorry
by jingo by gee by gosh by gum
why talk of beauty what could be more beaut-
iful than these heroic happy dead
who rushed like lions to the roaring slaughter
they did not stop to think they died instead
then shall the voice of liberty be mute?
We went to the moon.
We pooped there.
Didn't we leave our poop on the moon?
While international treaties state that no one can claim any celestial bodies for their own nation we did leave a flag and I am pretty sure our poop there.
Predator poop for marking territory predate International treaties. I think we still have a valid claim on the moon.
>>55314397
Tell that to Sweden. He confuses the booty (treassure) for actual booty :( what a fag
>>55314415
Hvördan viste du jag ar svenskar?
asspained yurops in this thread is outstanding.
Sup fags. Merica
>>55314002
I forgive you
>>55314443
That image has never failed to make me smile.
>>55314449
The reason for that has already established. White Americans don't label themselves as hyphenated Americans, so when the key terms are searched the only thing that contains the word American is shit like African American, Asian American, etc. Not like any Swede would know how this stuff works. So the closest match to that key term is African American couple.
>>55314418
Nope, >>55314283 is from Bridgetown, Barbados
http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=209
>>55314552
Qatar has internet?
>>55311507
Howdy partner!
>>55314541
intuition
>>55314110
Kek
>>55314552
RAREFLAG
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>>55314316
He's bowing because he's politically correct. Japs and Chinese people traditionally bow when meeting new people, with the depth of each person's bow indicating their position in society.
So while bowing isn't a problem, bowing that fucking deep indicates that he's lower status than the person he's bowing to. According to their rules, he should barely nod his head.
Land of the free, home of the brave.
Virginia reporting in.
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>>55314406
So you're an american indian
>>55311507
America! FUCK YEAH!
>>55311507
FUCK YEA, LOOKS LIKE DUTY WON'T BE BORING TODAY
FEELS GOOD
BEING FREE
GOD BLESS GEORGE DUBYA BUSH!
>>55314724
There is no way Sherman didn't ingest copious amounts of alcohol.
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>>55314541
>somalian
Ooga bix booga nood?
>>55314110
As usual those SJW fuckstains have over-complicated the issue.
It breaks down like this:
>either you suck dick
>or you do not suck dick
That's really all there is to it.
>>55314651
you shouldnt submit to their culture unless they have authority over you and you are supplicating yourself
>>55314688
Connecticut reporting in
>>55314739
>A wild American appears
>[Freedom intensifies]
>>55314325
>>55314541
Someone get Sweden in here to translate.
>>55314552
Cool clock, Ahmed!
>tfw you are a part of the most important country of the past century and more
>tfw living in Rome
>tfw all these inferior euros living in irrelevant countries
>>55314552
Cool clock Ahmed
>>55314541
>Hvördan viste du jag ar svenskar?
Svenskar = Swedish people in plural. The correct writing would be "Svensk".
Nice try, google translate faggot.
>>55314771
He was probably a drunk for all its worth. It's the only way he could silence his PTSD from all his child killing.
>Col: But Senpai Sherman, what do we do with their women and children?
>BASED Sherman: LIGHT THAT SHIT UP! SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER! NOW GET ME ANOTHER MOONSHINE!
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>>55314406
You are not even contributing to the argument I made. Now, let us have your freedom since we have oil sands in Alberta. I can't wait to be liberated and displaced in Greenland because your leaders love meddling on other countries' affairs.
Time to post some WWII AMERICAN strength
>>55314443
THUGGISH
10/10 would marry and survive race war with
>>55314844
He said
>How did you know that I was Swedish (svenskar plural form of swedes)
Fuck off Amerilards
>>55315022
USA #1 USA #1 USA #1
>>55314570
i wish it was like this
>>55315062
Now that's a man with a lack of fucks to give.
>>55315022
Finally we're high up in something...
>>55315119
[Freedom intensifies]
>>55315108
>lack of fucks to give
Also known as being AMERICAN
>>55315148
>[Freedom intensifies]
>>55312601
come take it faggot
>>55315182
>[Freedom intensifies]
>>55314449
Hurrdurr clearly crop out actual address bar and type in whatever you want in search. Take screenshot. Act like it makes a point.
BIG GUYS WALKING THROUGH
>>55315189
thanks for the freedom
>>55315205
OHHHHHH SHIT!
WE GOT SOME FREEDOM OVER HERE!!!!!
greetings from your neighbour to the north!
>>55315189
Did you guys know that after WWII we called sauerkraut 'Victory Cabbage'?
Holy shit we're based as fuck!
>>55315281
just fuck off you joke country. You elected a 40 year old hipster as your PM
>>55315241
requesting Patton for a full dose of freedom.
>>55315262
No problem bro....
TAKE IT! TAKE ALL THE FREEDOM! ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING FACE! SWALLOW THAT SHIT! SWALLOW THE FREEDOM!
>>55311533
not cool, Super Mario
>tfw my grand father killed 4 Americans at Monte Cassino
>>55315325
>tfw you didnt vote for justin
>>55315327
SURE THING FELLOW AMERICAN
>>55314492
Why are americans so obsessed with feces?
>>55315381
how did he even get people to vote for him?
>>55315317
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
>>55315394
That's India you're thinking of.
>>55315281
Canada didn't exist then lmao to be honest family
>>55315419
ontario is to blame. next to albertans, ontarians are the most american province.
so you tell me?
>>55313737
Implying you have to be a rural white in the south to feel the effects.
>>55315459
>can only own 5 round magazines for assault rifles
>American
don't blame us. We didn't elect "Dude Weed LMAO" PM. It wasn't even news over here either
not a single
>be American
>get shot
This is the greaest American thread, all others know their place
>>55315535
>things invented in America Pt. 1
Lightning rod
Mail order
Swivel chair
Bifocals
Hardtack crackers
Refrigeration
Lobster trap
Circular saw
Dental floss
Morse code
Threshing machine
Combine harvester
Wrench
Revolver
Safety pin
Gas mask
Potato chips
Clothespin
Breast pump
Condensed milk
Toilet paper (rolled)
Monkey wrench
Burglar alarm
Can opener
Escalator
Modern oil well
Repeating rifle
Vacuum cleaner
Postcard
Machine gun (revolving)
Ratchet wrench
Breakfast cereal
Roller skates (four-wheeled)
Urinal (restroom version)
Motorcycle
Paper clip
Barbed wire
Tape measure
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>>55315659
We showed the Japs too
>you will always be American
>>55314325
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
>eurabian dhimmis
>>55315685
You forget the most important American invention...
FREEDOM!!!
>>55315685
>things invented in America Pt. 2
Paper bag
Clothes hanger
Fire hydrant
Chewing gum
Pipe wrench
Cream cheese
Diner
Jeans
Earmuffs
Fire sprinkler
QWERTY
Airbrush
Tattoo machine
Phonograph
Cash register
Metal detector
Electric fan
Thermostat
Dissolvable pill
Machine gun
Fountain pen
Skyscraper
Dishwasher
Telephone directory
Drinking straw
Revolving door
Paper towel
Ferris wheel
Gas-operated reloading
Tesla coil
Traveler's check
Zipper
Tractor
Radio
Jackhammer
Mousetrap
Comic book
Charcoal briquette
Remote control
Flashlight
Vertical filing cabinet
Thumbtack
Assembly line production
Disposable safety razor
Hearing aid
Teddy bear
Air conditioning
Tea bag
Crayons
Airplane
Windshield wipers
Automatic transmission
AC power plugs and sockets
Fly swatter
Muffler
Headset
Autopilot
Traffic cone
Fortune cookie
Supermarket
Pop-up toaster
Flowchart
Adhesive bandage
Power steering
Jukebox
Ice cube tray
Bubble gum
Electric razor
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>>55315862
>things invented in America Pt. 3
Air traffic control
Sunglasses
Frozen food
Electric guitar
Tape dispenser
Nylon
Teflon
Soft serve ice cream
Deodorant
Napalm
Microwave oven
Cruise control
Mobile phone
Acrylic paint
Cat litter
Video games
Cable television
Atomic clock
Credit card
Leaf blower
Disposable diaper
Cooler
Wetsuit
Golf cart
Polio vaccine
Barcode
Automatic sliding doors
Hard disk drive
Videotape
Laser
Weather satellite
Kevlar
Compact disc
Airbag
Laser printer
Smoke detector
Mousepad
Wireless local area network
Personal computer
Microprocessor
Heimlich maneuver
Digital camera
Ethernet
Magnetic resonance imaging
Internet
Blogging
Global Positioning System
JavaScript
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>>55315685
Never wouldve happend without europe
>>55315770
>this is what amerilards actually believe
>>55316082
>he doesn't even FREEDOM
Can a bong come in this thread on post bong things for some cultural enrichment?
If so I'll even call in Swedebro who I'm currently talking to in /kekgeneral/.
I'm sure he has some Swede contribution he probably wants to ejaculate.
>>55316102
Don't be so salty, achmed.
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