I'm thinking of moving to Australia. What's it like there? I'm gunna move to Wadeye. How can I fit in so I don't seem like a Pleb?
>>55304904
Let me save an Aussie some valuable shit posting time. "Fuck off We're full, Cunt" - Every Aussie Ever-
you yanks need to just FUCK OFF
>>55304904
Well as far as food goes, just make sure you have a butter-knife, because you'll be spreading war-ration-tier spread over your toasts till the end of your days.
>>55304904
>>55305043
AMERICANS ARE FUCKING FOREIGN SCUM
>>55305060
So Australian food is shit is what you're saying?
>>55304904
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL CUNT
In all seriousness there's enough non-whites here as is
>>55305070
>Said the proud Maori warrior.
>>55305118
>>55305070
Don't hate me because I have more freedom than you. You 3rd rate Hawaiian.
>>55305090
But I'm white. Why can't I go to Australia?
>>55305118
Americans are also ethnically mongrels
>>55305083
Rainbow sprinkles over toast is a delicacy there.
>>55305153
I guess that sounds good? What does Vegemite taste like? What is it?
>>55305136
>seppos
>white
Try again Jose
>>55305181
>What does Vegemite taste like? What is it?
Its fucking garbage
>>55304904
Just be white and don't mention welfare.
>>55305198
I am white. Pic related
>>55305208
What is a typical Australian cuisine then?
TOSS ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE M8 CUNT
>>55305215
That I can do.
>>55304904
Americans got all the shit irish, poor germans and east euro wogs. Australia has untermensch scots, irish and anglos. Fuxk off seppo.
>>55305300
I'm Irish, German, Italian and Polish. Will I be accepted?
>>55305329
u fucking mongrel
>>55305361
Eat my ass you island Nigger.
Literally fuck off, we're metaphorically full.
>>55305423
Why? Are you an Abo or something?
I know you're trolling OP, but on the slim chance you're not... Wadeye is not a place for white people to go. Seriously, just stay away.
>>55305498
What's so bad about Wadeye?
Fuck off m8, we're full.
>>55304904
where abouts in aus?
Bet you couldn't even pass the citizenship test of eating a raw brown onion with the skin on.
I'm serious - post a video with timestamp of you doing this or no aussie will ever take you seriously.
>>55305701
No.
>>55305752
Wadeye m8.
>>55305090
Australia is now very much a multicultural nation. How many Australia n citizens were born overseas or from parents who were
>>55305775
I'm not falling for your Aussie tricks.
>>55305815
Ah it's for real mate
>banter
>>55305531
Uh, something to do with fifteen hundred alcoholic, violent, child fucking, incestuous, white hating, paint huffing aboriginals that would smash your skull with a rock for a beer.
>>55304904
There's an old Australian film by the name of 'Young Einstein'
Watch it.
Study it.
Be the main character and you'll fit in fine.
>>55305854
tanks when.
Why doesn't anyone fix that shithole then?Arrest them.
>>55305853
I was told to lick my dogs "red Rocket" in 8th grade by an Australian kid. Ever since I've never listened or obeyed Australian orders.
>>55305854
Seriously? Are you bantering me? Why would you guys do that?
>>55305781
Ah okay, didn't read the post.
Honestly I've never been there so I don't know what its like there.
Based off what I've heard from others Northern Territory has crazy weather (45 degrees celcius one day, rains and tropical cyclone the next) and also a lot of aboriginals.
>>55305925
You want me to find a French girl and put bubbles in beer?
>>55306000
What about animals? Are they more dangerous and fucked up, up in Northern Ausland?
>>55306000
ay trips get.
But honestly everywhere over here has crazy weather.
Also I just googled the place and apparently its an aboriginal community and I'm on /pol/ so I'm assuming this is a joke.
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I'm talking to a friend I know and he's telling me Aussies run over Abos all the time. He said it's basically like the movie Mad Max. Is this true?
>>55306100
All australian animals are trained to kill americans on sight
>>55306119
I appreciate your input. But I don't know why everyone keeps telling me to "Fuck off" because you're full?
>>55305975
>Ever since I've never listened or obeyed Australian orders.
Why, worried you liked it too much?
we're just pulling your leg cunt, if you're gonna move to australia your gonna have to learn to be less of a softcock.
Also: Stay out of NT, that place is fucked. The bigger cities might be ok but any of these mostly aboriginal desert towns are completely forsaken by civilisation. It would be like moving to detroit or harlem for you americans. Un-fucking-advisable.
>>55306151
Should I get a bug zapper and bug repellent for the Kaiju spiders? What other animals will harm me?
>>55306183
Oh shit. Where should I move too. What's the least pussified Australian town/city?
>>55306221
No. A bug zapper won't kill them. You need to bring over your guns on the plane. Just explain to the airport security that you're an american and you have a right to bear them because of the second amendment. They'll understand.
All the animals, every single one. If you carry an american flag and a copy of the Bill of Rights around though they'll keep their distance.
>>55306374
Are these items good for killing your animals? Will my weapons be strong enough against Emus?
>>55306268
Coober Pedy would be my guess.
>>55306416
Yeah man for sure. Emus have only one weakness. Patriots. And anime
>>55306416
nah m8 guns don't really work against emus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
your best bet is to eat promite or vegemite every day so you smell like a local, then they won't go out of their way to hunt you down and attack you. Of course if you get too close they'll still attack but that's your own bloody fault if you do.
>>55306454
I'll Jewgle it and check it out. Thanks m8.
>>55306475
So I should bring my Rei body pillow just in case?
>>55306488
I'm an American. I can definitely take on some stupid bird's
>>55306268
this cute little fucker might give you a run for your money
To fit in you BE a pleb
Australia doesn't need any more office yuppies from the states.fuck off.
>>55306606
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70n88xAdmo0
>>55306572
Yeah that'll scare off anything within a 5 kilometre radius
>>55306606
Daww. That's cute. I don't think I can shoot your opposums.
>>55306611
I like Aussies tho. Steve Irwin and Russell Coight as of recently has made me fond of them.
>>55306606
>the real difference between straya and US&A
>>55306683
>Russell Coight
m8 that show is absolutely god-tier but he's not a real person
>>55306618
Those fucking boomers are not actually Americans... you got us all wrong m80
>>55306645
Those noises coming out of it were not patriotic to my ears...
>>55306647
Good. I want to assert my dominance from the get go. Make sure you Emus and Aussies check your privilege.
>>55306727
Don't be a dream killer. Let a nigga dream.
>>55306727
>he's not real
He is The Man, The Myth, The Legend
Some folks say that if when you lift your eyes and look up to the southern cross, Russell Coight is looking right back down at you
>>55306645
HANG UP THE PHONE MUM, I'M TRYING TO GET ON TO THE INTERNET
>>55306840
Kek. You mutated Nip heads are funny creatures. Thanks for anime, Joji.
I don't mind americans but holy fuck your accent is so fucking annoying. The tone you use just fucking shoot me cunt. I was the on the train the other day and this americuntfucker was just rabbling on i couldn't stand it.Though you're 100000X better than ethnics yelling in languages i don't understand which gives me a headache.
>>55306937
That's the sound of freedom m8. You'll get used to it.
>>55306992
fuck oath cunt vice versa. Especially if we fight a war with you. >Pass me the vegimite love
>>55306937
I don't think it's the accent, it's the lack of volume control. It's like they never heard of inside voices.
>>55306937
For some reason I find the American accent annoying on young people, but it suddenly because so much more luscious and pleasant on middle aged people and the elderly
>>55307146
You Aussies are adorable. PLS be my senpai.
>>55306149
>>55305781
>>Wadeye Aboriginal Community
>>2200 Abos, 200 whites
You're fucked mate
On of my mates volunteered (poor cunt) for a medical placement out there
>>Accommodation was a concrete box with metal bars and mesh over the windows and balcony to stop the bottles and rocks regularly thrown at the windows just because a white fella used it
>>Streets filled with aggressive feral dogs
>>Every evening he'd hear their puppies being set on fire or thrown to the crocodiles by the local kids because they had nothing else to do
>>Police can't stop them because "it's muh culture"
>>One time a cop did try and stop the kids, he had to get evacuated by chopper because a giant fucking mob with spears and machetes descended on the police station
>>m8 almost murdered walking from the hospital to his accommodation because a drunk mob of abos with pipes and bottles thought he was a copper without a gun and that's all the reason they need
>>13 year old kids have syphilis and chlamydia
>>Mobs up that way regularly settle disputes with spears
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-07/groote-eylandt-deaths-machetes-spears-used-in-riot/6921182
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/1886243.stm
http://www.creativespirits.info/aboriginalculture/law/tribal-punishment-customary-law-payback#axzz3qzoYL3Ys
Quickly googling Wadeye I get these stats for you
>>In 2002 much of the down was destroyed by riots between the town's Judas Priest gang
>>Median lifespan = 46
>>Floods cut off land access 6 months of the year
>>Average daytime temperature 32C, more likely 38 in summer
>>Average of 16 people / habitable home
>>2% employment rate
>>FUCKING 2% EMPLOYMENT RATE
>>55307293
Wow. So it basically Australia's Detroit. Why don't you just run them over with trucks and cars?
>>55307389
>Whitefellas took our lan'
>>55305244
India and Thai takeaway
>>55307612
What you japping on about you crazy Nip?
No ones mentioned 1.5MB/S
>>55307649
What does kangaroo taste like?
>>55305244
Classic Latza
>>55307847
Why is he so perverted and racist?
>>55307901
>>55306416
Emu's are immune to bullets mate
That's the real reason why we got rid of our guns
They ain't worth shit, fuckin useless things
Bring a good knife and you'll be fine
>>55307950
Will this do?
>>55307389
>>55307293
Jesus, I found a Vice article on the town and it's incredible
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/aboriginal-headbanging
Best quotes
>>Violent riots had erupted between two of the town’s largest gangs and for a moment it looked like the Australian Army was going to have to be brought in to settle the fighting
>>The town, which is named Wadeye (pronounced “Wad-air”), was split up into gangs named after heavy metal bands. There were the Judas Priest Boys, the Evil Warriors, and the Slayer Mob.
>> Over half of the town’s population is under 20 years old, and they only got a highschool win the last ffew years ... not that anyone goes anyway
>> This girl, seen here with her daughter, was 17. She lived in a house with her cousin, who was a 24-YEAR-OLD-GRANDMOTHER
>>We met these younger outside the school. They were using a slingshot to shoot parrots out of the trees so they could rip their feathers out and snap their necks while the birds were stunned
>>We hit a kangaroo while driving through the bush with the Judas Priest Boys. My first thought was "shit, where's the nearest animal hospital" ... this 10 year old's first thought was "let's bash it over the head with a rock then cut it's testicles off"
>>These photos were taken inside the family house of two brothers from the Slayer gang. You can see how the walls are covered in graffiti. Aside from that there was absolutely nothing else in the rooms. No tables, chairs, couches, or even beds.
>>55307676
Pretty fucking good desu cunt. Meaty but almost kinda sweet. And healthy, high protein but low fat.
The major supermarkets all sell it - sausages and kebabs are the best but the mince is too lean to cook properly
>>55308142
Wow. Those are some fucked up nigs. Its like Detroit times 2.
>How can I fit in
Be less offended. We're less politically correct here than america.
>>55308400
So should I dress as an Abo and wear Blackface?
>>55308053
nah mate, too big
You need to be able to easily use it with one hand.
You need your other hand to free to hold the cunt still allowing you to get into optimal stabbing position.
>>55304904
>Northern Territory
Fucking lmoa, enjoy your abos
>>55308635
So something like this then?
>>55305208
Fuck off, you deserve to be deported
>>55308481
In northern territory? Good luck.
Moving to Australia in about 7 months, what should I expect? Will y'all welcome a german?
>>55308782
Perfect
Get that and you'll be fine mate.
>>55308973
Will do, my didgeridoo.
