Which Touhou character would be the most fit to be the President of the United States?
Would any of them stand a chance against Trump or Hillary in a presidential election?
What the fuck is this garbage? Why would you make a thread like this?
Sakuya would clean the country, take out trash and prepare you some tea.
Eiki Shiki, Judge of the dead.
inb4 Reimu's paid internet trolls derail the thread. Fuck off Reimu shills, she is a incompetent warmonger.
>Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage
>Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage
>Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress
>Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her
>Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise
>Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest
>Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived
>Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties
>Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion
>Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason
>Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions
>Touhou 10.5: Reimu's shrine falls down so she beats everyone up
>Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources
>Touhou 12: Reimu illegally seizes a merchant ship's cargo, then beats up a youkai who just wanted peace
Yukari, she's already shadow dictator of gensokyo.
Clearly clownpiece
>>55299998
One off quints
On topic: Kokoro, shes emotionless like every other fucking president.
>>55300498
Touhou 1: Youkai start invading Reimu's shrine, she stops them
Touhou 2: Mima and her minions attack Reimu's shrine in an attempt to get the Hakurei god's power, she stops them.
Touhou 3: Two humans from the outside world tries to use Gensokyo people as experiments, Reimu stops them after being lied to.
Touhou 4: Youkai start pouring out en masse into Reimu's shrine, Reimu goes to the source and stops them.
Touhou 5: Youkai start pouring out yet again from another source, this time a different dimension, Reimu stops them.
Touhou 6: A bratty vampire creates a red mist not caring about other's safety, Reimu stops her.
Touhou 7: A ghost starts capturing spring in order to power up a demon tree, Reimu stops her.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu stops a drunk hooligan.
Touhou 8: Aliens kidnap the moon thinking it will protect them from other aliens when they were already protected by the barrier, Reimu stops them.
Touhou 9: Flowers go apeshit, Reimu finds out it's a natural event after talking to the Yama, not an incident.
Touhou 10: A god from another religion tries to convert Reimu to her religion against her will, Reimu stops her.
Touhou 10.5: A celestial destroys Reimu's shrine out of boredom, Reimu brings her to justice after the usual people fight her for no reason/boredom.
Touhou 11: (And this one's the one that should make everyone notice it's a joke) A bird goes power-mad from the power the previous goddess gave her and tries to burn everything, Reimu stops her.
Touhou 12: Not an incident, Marisa is the one that did this one.
REIMU HAKUREI - FLANDRE SCARLET 2016
>>55300520
This, or the girl with the frog hat
>>55299998
altho the White House would be a notch down from Scarlet Devil Mansion, I think Remilia's the best choice:
>U think Putin or China or Merkel's gonna fuck w/ a 500+ year old vampire?
>BUILD THE GODDAMN WALL OR I SEND REIMU TO BEAT YOU UP
>tfw niggas so scared of her ass they go back to Africa VOLUNTARILY
>Renaissance of space program, w/ wooden moon rockets
What the fuck is a "Touhou"
also, >>>/a/
>>55300520
>>55300915
Clownpiece is the obvious choice.
Sakuya.
Responsible.
Good fiscal policies.
Unselfish.
Incorruptible.
Lives to serve.
>>55301368
>hates humans
>>55300498
>Touhou 13: Reimu oppresses another religion
>Touhou 14: Reimu oppresses civil protesters
>Touhou 15: Reimu invades the Moon
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>>55299998
for supreme court
Cirno, Chen or Momiji.
Accept no other.
>>55301522
Perfect.
>>55301711
>meme awoo girl
No.
Seig Sakuya!
>>55303876
Shut up, my dubs confirm it over your crappy six.
