So I went out for the first time in a few years this weekend for a family social event (been extremely busy with working full time + accelerated study-load for university) My life has basically been wake up > lift > work > study > repeat for the last 2 years.
Almost every man I saw in the city had a beard and a bun. Suffice to say I looked fairly out of place with a buzz cut and clean shaven face. How long has this thing been a trend and when will it end?
>>55299756
Are you from Melbourne?
>>55299756
>buzz cut and clean shaven face
The guy in your pic looks sloppy, but based on your description you probably look utterly boring.
>>55299854
Yes.
I am sensing a /thread to be posted next for some reason.
>>55299946
You're from Melbourne, faggot. Get used to it. It's been a thing for 3 + years. Everyone in this city is a fucking sheep that goes from trend to trend.
>>55299756
I've been rocking a beard/man-bun combo for years, in a major US city. It's not a bad look if you can pull it off.
>>55299756
They're trying to look like samurai. Not the worst thing, but they'd be better off trying to think like samurai instead.
>>55300007
>>55299756
melbourne is such a shithole
>>55300201
She is using words but they don't make any sense at all
I live in Adelaide and I've started seeing it too, OP.
Brisfag here, can confirm its infestation this far north. Request permission to get inebriated and agitated.
>>55300735
Permission granted. Report to the mess hall.
>>55300201
>straight gays
>straight gays
>straight gays
Straight gays.
Straight.
Gays.
>>55299756
Being so detached from life in general for years on end just to get a piece of paper saying you are superior to others.
>this is whats wrong with your life.
I think it started in Scandanavia and then spread elsewhere. It's just one of those things kids do to show that they're unique like everyone else.
>>55299756
That sucks. I went to my old high school's district championship football (the real football) game Friday night and was wearing heavy clothing and sporting my long hair and beard. My old defensive line coach spotted me, gave me a handshake, and invited me to come hunt on his place come December. Nobody else recognized me though, lots of "I can't wait to be in a fraternity" rich white kids did give me a strange look. But that's what I get for graduating from a 100% white private academy.
>>55299756
I have a buzz cut and a beard, the superior style.
Anything else means you're a closet homo.
"Men" with hair buns will be the first to hang on the Day of the Rope.
>>55301019
are you the same guy that keeps making these autistic threads?
>>55300969
A lot of gay men have that look now.
>>55301255
This
It's probably the most common gay style
>>55301255
Well, those are the manly non-closet homos.
>>55300969
You just want to hide your trash face.
>>55301344
>t. nguyen
at least i have a choice
>>55299756
i love craft brewing I sport a beard but even i've gotta say im sick of seeing these faggots with tattoos strutting about in skinny jeans everywhere here in sydney.
>>55300969
You want to look like a gay bear?
>>55301318
>Well, those are the manly non-closet homos.
The ones on your picture are a pretty bad approximation.
How do you know the "straight" guys with that look aren't hiding a sissy AND homo side?
You don't know everyone.
>>55299756
i have a mullet and wear nothing but footy shorts and thongs all day long
>>55301440
>How do you know the "straight" guys with that look aren't hiding a sissy AND homo side?
Well, check the logic of my statement. It was modus ponens. "If you look gay, you're gay" does not contradict "If you look non-gay, you're not gay."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denying_the_antecedent
>>55301433
They're probably experts on what looks manly.
>>55301408
Beards are fine, so long as you keep it trimmed.
There are only three instances to where you can have a massive beard.
A) You're a lumberjack
B) You're Santa
C) You're Tom Bombadil
If you do not meet one of the criteria above, you have no reason to have a massive beard.
>>55301496
>does not contradict
I should've said does not imply.
>>55299756
max you cunt, what are you doing on 4chan
>>55299756
Y'know, I've seen this haircut more and more, and every time it has looked fucking atrocious on the person wearing it... except for this guy. Looks good on him.
>>55301496
The original claim was:
"I have a buzz cut and a beard, the superior style.
Anything else means you're a closet homo."
My rebuttal:
>A lot of gay men have that look now.
Your rebuttal of my rebuttal:
>Well, those are the manly non-closet homos.
My rebuttal of your rebuttal of my rebuttal:
>How do you know the "straight" guys with that look aren't hiding a sissy AND homo side?
Your rebuttal of...
>Denying_the_antecedent
I did not deny the antecedent. You claimed that if a gay guy has a beard, they're not closeted.
Denying the antecedent would be if I said that if a gay guys doesn't have a beard, he's closeted.
What I said is that a gay guy can have a beard and still be closeted.
I simply contradicted you. This makes your claim that I denied the antecedent a straw man fallacy.
>>55301496
>babby's first intro to logic class
>>55299756
Thank god all the guys in Adelaide are still short haired, clean shaven, beer gut sporting true blue aussie bloked. [spoilers]except me. Ive got a man bun and a beard. [/spoilers]
>bitch bun
Every over-emotional loser in a woman-dominant relationship has at least put their hair into a bun once. If you have long hair than just keep that shit flowing, otherwise don't have long hair.
>>55301562
thanks reddit
This is the cut I'm sick of seeing everywhere. Why does it still exist
