Vid was released on Youtube officially a few hours ago, over 1 million views already and overwhelmingly "liked"..........all this on a "liberal" show.
Bernie/Hillary shills on suicide watch in the comments kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjeORm4LMDk
>>55293596
Trump was originally going to be on just one sketch, but convinced Lorne that it would be better if he hosted the episode instead.
He's literally out-jewing the jew and warping the media to create a positive image of him.
>mfw I laughed more at the very end than the whole video because I say Keenan's fat face from Kenan and Kel
AHAH oh man
Putin will eat him alive
it was a nice ride burgers but you're done for
All those liberal tears in the comment section
>g-guys! Stop watching it! B-bernie do something!
>>55293890
Putin and Trump will be the emperors we need anon.. No more brother wars
>>55293596
Why is it down to 8k likes now..
>>55293740
They got bumper ratings last night and ran a ridiculous amount of ads........made a fucking fortune off Trump. No doubt Trump will be brought back on the show in the coming months.
>>55293990
This. Trump is literally the only man in the American political landscape that isn't openly promoting a new cold war.
As much as people like to paint him as a crazy man, he's the only candidate who seems to have a level head on his shoulders on issues that really matter
That was terrible. The only moderately funny part of that was Trump.
>>55293890
DUDE
>>55293596
>Trump making SNL great again
Is there still any doubt he will make America great again?
>>55294230
WEED
>>55294091
Lol ok
Then get raped by other powers in place
This is not a friendship is magic world dumbass
>>55293890
AHAH 2015
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>>55293596
He was mocking Bernie's version of "Hotline Bling" by wearing glasses
Kek
Trump is the republican version of Bill Clinton.. Just so you guys know.
>1992 we wanted the Sax
>in 2015 we want the dank memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LhgGs4TrYA
As long as he doesn't try to go after our guns, Trump's got it.
MEME
CANDIDATE
>>55294359
what's sad is that huckabee thinks playing the bass makes him cool. or respectable
>>55293890
At least we had a run, weed boy.
Canada has always been the c-u-c-k of the Anglosphere.
TRUMP WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
VOTE TRUMP
>>55294382
DUDE
WEED
>>55293596
>you made fun of my dance moves
>turned me into memes and gifs
>memes and gifs
My God. The memes are taking over.
>mfw my normie friends say things like "get" and "maymay"
>mfw I want off this ride
>>55293596
its 2015 why don't you start liking Trump
>>55294320
Do you legitimately think there is anything in this solar system that would stop a US-Russia alliance?
>>55293935
>g-guys! Stop watching it! B-bernie do something!
It's hilarious how the white liberals all piled on that mexican chick in the 2nd top comment......they are absolutely ruthless when trying to kick minorities back in line.
>>55294409
>homophobic
Where do they get this shit from? They just keep adding words.
>>55294409
Thank god someone like him is becoming popular.
Maybe this will cause a decline in this cancer that is progressivism.
>>55294409
Where do people get this shit from? I've never heard Trump say or do anything remotely racist or homophobic.
>>55293596
oh god did SNL plummet like a fucking 2 ton safe
seriously, this show has gotten so cringey
>>55293890
do people actually watch SNL?
>>55294522
beats me man it just sounds like they close their eyes and spin the progressive wheel of buzzwords and pick a bunch of them at random
>>55294320
Nice MLP reference, Canadian ponycunt.
>>55294629
The left does. So no people don't watch it
>>55294463
HOLY FUCK
They actually deleted her comment because she was a pro-trump mexican at the top of the comments!!!
>>55294544
already has
>>55294287
LMAO
>>55294629
its so awkward seeing a guy you watched in grade school become a SNL cast regular
SNL is compete trash
>>55293596
Is there a laugh track less version
>>55293890
>but what will happen with Putin?
I hate this argument. It's the reason several people I know don't like Trump either- and it's stupid. Putin is the most flamboyant showman of world leaders today. He's almost as much of a meme as Trump. They'll get along fine.
>>55294382
No that's rand, silly.
Putin will destroy you and that's a good thing actualy, time to fuck off america.
>>55294382
get the fuck out of here weedman
>>55294845
Frig off
>>55293596
>all this liberal asspain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkLzSLkYnGc
That part at the end with Larry David was great.
>>55294845
why are you so buttmad m8???
>>55294845
For Russia being such an anti-gay country it's amazing how Putin brings out all the homos to his defense
>>55293596
1 million views on youtube is fuck all. How long have you been on the internet mate?
>>55294409
>implying this wasn't a /pol/ troll
>>55294942
it's significant especially for a 1 day old video, fake australia
>>55294942
>1 million views on youtube is fuck all.
1 million views in like 2 hours dumbass......
>>55293596
Hahaha SNL is garbage but that shit was wonderful, GO TRUMP
>>55294924
i am actualy comfy
no one wants to follow obese uneducated burgers
maybe after putin and china nuke them they will realise we only loved them when they were revelant
>>55294320
>MLP reference
You're not fooling anyone with your proxies, Lindsey.
>>55295035
pls dont put words into my mouth as i didnt do so to you
>>55295035
>i am actualy comfy
you don't sound very comfy.....
>>55295035
Why does Canada have to import so many chinks and hajis, NA already has enough problems, fuck off chink.
>>55293596
>the black dude looks cool, collected, sexy
>every fucking white is goofy/fat/unattractive
who in the current year is behind this?
>>55293890
0/10 banter you're no Aussie.
Trump/Putin alliance will snuff faggots like you.
>>55295261
Don't be upset. It's sort of like a taqiyya for whites.
>>55293890
WEED
>>55295261
Trump looked pretty cool too though
>>55294287
LMAO
>>55293596
Imagine Trump being in British politics.
EU skeptic.
Sandnigger skeptic.
Would easily get 20% of votes.
Still not get a seat in parliament.
I want this man to be president SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!
TRUMP 2016!!!!!
>>55295261
welcome to Jew media for the last 25 years
>>55293596
>filed bakruptcy
>says the death of america is in part from offshoring and outsourcing jobs
>outsources jobs
>"but he has to do it to stay competitive"
>oh so since everyone else is unpatriotic and non-protectionist, it's okay for him to be the same and not care about domestic jobs
>"did you know he cares about domestic jobs?"
I'm not concluded yet whether or not the trump threads are made by shills, or by people that are of the same level of intellect of college students that are simply contrarion and don't want to vote liberal like all of their frat friends.
>>55296803
there isnt a single worthwile candidate on either side
might as well vote for dolan
>>55293596
>over 1000000!
>taylor swifts latest single has 200000000
>pol ridin that trumpdick gonna b sooo mad when HE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
mfw
>>55294595
god damnit the whole worlds already laughing at us because of our pm, not add fuel to the fire too
>>55294409
whats wrong with women
The ultimate kek
Damn, I'm actually happy. I really want see the US raped by The Mother Russia. [Again]
>>55296145
this is the english trump
>>55294409
>Sophia
Kek, opinion discarded.
It's over. Whether Trump wins the upcoming sham of a presidential election or not is irrelevant, the American people have already recognized him as their God-Emperor.
>>55294462
1000 years USA and Russia. I get wet thinking about it.
>>55293740
Trump is a jew m8
>>55297252
So was Jesus.
>>55297060
Get building, Pablo.
>>55294592
It's a Liberal created meme. Hitler said if you make a lie controversial enough, people will believe it.
Trickle Down Economics is another Leftist created lie.
>>55294241
last night show was shit
>>55297358
Trump is Jesus m8
>>55296803
Chapter 7 vs Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Please google it. Thank you.
>>55294689
>leftists: for minorities except when they aren't
>>55297060
build wall smelly beaner
>>55294409
Oh no he's winning , lets go full out damage control
>>55294890
Haha yeah DUDE WEED LMAO
How are those American slav- I mean private prisons going?
I wonder how you keep all your slave jails populated? Oh through victimless crime? I see. lmao you get more time in prison for weed than a woman or maybe even a man would get lmfao its fucking sad that you actually have privatized prisons have you ever seen prison food? its fucking disgusting. I wouldn't feed my dog that shit.
Lets not forget americas nice cozy laws that allow their veterans to be targeted by scam artists by claiming the child is theirs while they're over seas so they can't attend the court. You don't even have to receive a summoning legally.
America treats its veterans like shit. If you stub your toe and go to the hospital you will be in debt for the rest of your life.
I can go on about all the flaws in america and the only flaw you see in canada? (DUDE WEED LMAO)
Maybe you faggots should stop worrying a little less about the politics going on in other countries and fucking fix your own country first if you can even call USA a country at this point. How does a fucking State go bankrupt like holy shit.
>>55297060
Are you familiar with the concept of partitions? You will be, Miguel.
>>55298051
Tell it to our aircraft carriers, Mahmoud.
>>55294287
2015
>>55298051
>the only flaw you see in Canada
Allow me to add a few more to the list:
1) Ontario
2) Quebec
3) You
>>55293890
>Trump would do worse than our current effeminate mulatto president
Really?
>>55296803
He filed for bankruptcy because it would benefit his business doing so. His businesses weren't ACTUALLY going bankrupt.
>>55293890
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>>55294689
What did it originally say?
>>55297005
Relax and chill with some of that dank weed your PM seems to love.
>youtube comments
So THAT'S where all the shitposting comes from, I thought it was Australia this whole time.
>>55296903
The only one riding dick here is you.
>>55297060
Why are some Mexishits busy fellating Russia like there's no tomorrow? Why are you under the impression that having Russia take our place as the world's superpower would be beneficial for you in any way or that they would treat you better than we did? Ask your Latin American neighbors about "Mother Russia". You're just a bitter loser stuck in a shitty country angry because your free ride taking advantage of us is almost over.
>>55297709
Trump is literally the son of (Fred) Christ.
>>55298051
I think more about mexico then I do about Canada, and that really isn't saying much
Personally, I think he looks good with those glasses.
To be honest, I think that while Trump has a lot of deserved confidence in his business acumen, he's been surrounded by suits his whole life and as a result doesn't have a very developed sense of comedic timing. He's just not funny. SNL isn't funny either, but he didn't improve it much. This isn't his thing, and I hope that he eventually realizes that.
>all those racist comments coming from Anti-Trump supporters
Man those liberals are something else.
>>55295261
Trump looked baller as fuck.
>>55294845
DUDE
>>55299027
We love Russia, that's why.
>>55299445
>He's a racist!
>Say goodbye to your grandmother and friends!
This is retardation in its purest form, truly. How do you manage to completely contradict yourself in one comment post?
>>55294409
Wow, that fucking desperation. Liberals are truly fucking pathetic, we shouldn't even consider them equals they are fucking children. Shaking my head family at this fucking kid.
>HOMOPHOBIC
What did Trump do or say that would make this accurate? Is that just default for everyone with an R? Do they even fucking care that Hildabeast was against gay marriage for the longest fucking time? She is the biggest flip flopper since Kerry, she makes Romney look consistent since the day he was born.
She will literally say anything to get elected, but who cares amirite? Who fucking cares she is more neocon then most of the Republicans running? "LE FIRST WOMYN PRESIDENT XDDDDDDD".
I want nothing more in my life to hear her fucking make a concession speech once in her life. It will be glorious. I will fucking record that shit and play it every day. Guys what would be better, a concession speech keking her from being president at all or concession speech keking her from a second term? Holy fuck I'm imagining her thinking she is on top of the world only to get the rug pulled from under her.
>>55295261
>cool, collected, sexy
Never call Brits ugly again if you think this cunt is any of those things
>>55294463
They can't have their base leaving the plantation, it's literally the only thing making the Democratic party relevant. Why do you think they want to flood this country with these illegals?
There isn't enough dead people that can vote Democrat, they don't even own the voting machines. Why do you think they shit their pants at the thought of a national voter ID? They would lose, they would lose so hard they would basically become the laughing stock of American politics. They would either fade into obscurity or actually run on real platforms and not just "more gibsmedat and your illegal friends can come and #BLACKLIVESMATTER"
>>55298051
Capped
>>55299445
wow that fucking butthurt
>>55293596
Must be revenge for deport racism.
>>55293890
>>55294845
As if we won't go first because of our foppish marijuana smoking PM
>>55301230
Come on now, it's 2015
Donald Trump is the best thing that's ever happened to America.
Holy fuck I wasn't expecting the comments to be so overwhelmingly positive lmao. HE'LL NEVER BE FUCKING STUMPED.
>>55293596
TRUMP 2016
>>55293890
Putin: You like my submarine
Trump: You like my jets?
Putin: (I want a jet too... get me a jet)
Trump: What about my wife? She's Ukranian
Putin: (Get em a ukrainian wife! NOW!!)
Trump: What about my daughter? Hot piece of ass huh?
Putin: Wait, do I even have any kids, or am I closet down syndrome fag?
Trump: Like my hotel? Wifi and Hot water
Putin: MY HOTEL HAS WIFI YOU IMPERIALISTIC PIG, ok just kidding, let's be friends
Trump: OK, but you have to stop sucking china's cock
Putin: I didn't like the way their yellow semen tasted anyway
Trump: OK, muchas gracias, that was ironic BTW
The best joke last night was the telemundo english one, IT WAS AWESOME
Trump, if any of your daughters need some oral I'd go down on them just for the hell of it.
Captcha: select images with limousines
Even google knows what the fuck is up.
Next - champagne, caviar and jetpacks.
>>55298051
Toronto detected.
Fuck off and stop making us look bad.
>>55299445
I think it is funny that the ones who are for Trump are always the ones which are obviously more than 75% white while the anti-Trump Hispanics are always brown as fuck indian looking people
It shows you that white Hispanics know how shit the brown ones are and don't want them here
Trump probably won't win the Hispanic vote, 40% is probably the very best he could do. But he'll do better than Romney, and he'll probably get the majority of Hispanics who consider themselves to be white (something Romney failed at)
>>55294463
>>55300728
Realize that when liberals complain about gerrymandering in the South they're basically complaining about a problem they created back in the 1990s
Pretty much all the gerrymandered districts are "black districts", as the liberals in the 1990s thought that ensuring black people would be represented by black people would be a good thing
However it turns out in the South, where 3/4 of white people are Republicans and 9/10 of niggers are Democrats when you remove blacks from districts with small white Democrat minorities you end up with most districts (white districts, essentially) being Republican because whites outnumber blacks in the South 2:1
So now liberals are bitching because they want black districts to be abolished because then they can win more seats
And of course all this while California and Massachusetts and New York are all gerrymandered far more than the South- 40% of Massachusetts voted for Romney in 2010 but all 9 representatives are Democrats. 40% of the 6 million people in Massachusetts have no one representing their views in Congress
This election is going to be great because black men are going to vote for Trump and it will make liberals go crazy, hopefully they'll dig themselves deeper into a hole by saying black men are privileged because they're men and further alienate them
>>55302385
good post if accurate
Trump is doing quite well, he has the sanest foreign policy - apart from the Israel shilling, but he needs that to win.
>>55294409
How the fuck is Trump anti gay, sexist or racist?
>>55297060
wall
now
parasite
>>>>55296803
He has over 100 companies. 4 of them made use of a law intended to help bankrupt companies. They did not even go bankrupt.
>>55293890
DUDE WEED
>>55297060
>I really want see the US raped by The Mother Russia. [Again]
When did Mother Russia rape us the first time? We won the Cold War.
>>55299445
Thank god YouTube commenters aren't old enough to vote.
Where were you when Trump made aesthetics great again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioyy0dNFepk
>>55293890
Russians love testing soft-hearted liberal leaders, but they can respect a nationalist in charge of a superpower.
Trump will be another russkie-whisperer like Bush.
>>55293596
>american "humor"
>>55306137
It's pretty dire
>>55300132
does russia love you? probably not
>>55302385
New York is full of bullshit. It's entire representation is based off of New York City and a few scattered minority-filled shit-holes that grew from the city.
Everywhere else is heavily Republican.
NY is incredibly varied, from N.Y city, to middle class and rich suburbs in Long Island (with some minority cest-pools that Dems are trying to engineer), to sparse countryside towns upstate N.Y. Yet, the only thing that matters is the city. Golly, what fair representation.
>>55300132
Nobody likes you tho.
>>55293596
This is the important one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkLzSLkYnGc
Upvote this niggers
>>55302385
>black men are going to vote for Trump
I thought blacks always voted Democrat.
>>55298051
Fun fact: The only people legitimately proud of Canada in its current state are the chinks/shitskins which ruined it in the first place.
>>55308063
LBJ said he'll "have those niggers voting democrat for the next 50 years".
It's been 50 years, time for a change.
>>55294320
Canada yes!! Ooo I am laffin
>>55308173
>50
You sure? Is this quote wrong?
>>55308173
Bad news, anon.
>>55308063
They like gibs me dat, but they also like a true leader, an alpha.
>>55308231
>>55308224
damn...
>>55308109
Quit pretending to be white Kwong. Fucking hong Kongese mud swimmers.
>>55293596
MSM is going softball on Trump given all his you have to go back stuff.
Is it the money that's protecting him?
>>55308063
They'll vote for Trump since Trump has a huge presence in rap music because he was name-dropped by over 67 rappers and Trump is alpha as fuck which is why Black people voted for Obama because if Obama was beta they wouldn't go for him
>>55293890
>2015
>>55302074
Putin has two hot as fuck daughters. Would titty bang.
>>55293596
Is Trump the only canidate who doesn't take himself too seriously and can even joke about himself?
>>55296803
>frat friends
>liberal
How did no one else realize this was b8
>>55308379
I think it's the network covering their asses since they know Trump will be potus. Would you really mess with your upcoming dictator ?
>>55300728
This. Dem presidential candidates are doing absolutely atrocious numbers when it comes to appealing to whites. Their response is basically a gleeful awaiting of the day that whites are a small enough minority that "they won't matter anymore". The saddest thing? 90% of the liberal shitsacks saying that are white themselves. They are literally the most self-loathing class of humans I've ever had the misfortune of coming across. Mental illness is rampant among them.
>>55308173
>LBJ said he'll "have those niggers voting democrat for the next 50 years".
>It's been 50 years, time for a change.
10 million "undocumented aliens" are a larger minority base to pander to with "programs", blacks will stay in last place with brown taking the jobs, subsidized housing, and food programs.
Blacks will be pushed out and the rage will earn them more liberal tears but no love.
>>55308412
Is he really? I only listen to mainstream rap music like NWA and the tracks by the individual members of it.
Hate niggers as much as you want you have to admit their music is fun.
>>55308587
Yeah but mainly in 2000's rap music and also Snoop dog was at his roast on Comedy Central
>>55298051
Canada is the Sweden of North America. 2015 urself, my man
>>55308576
This
I swear to God when I watch the democratic debates I am waiting for Bernie to say whites are the cause of of all the economic turmoils of the world and that we should be enslaved.
Then the room would explode in a wave of clapping from all the fat white ham planets orbiting the stage.
>>55308435
Wow, didn't know he had daughters this whole time. Hot as fuck.
The one on the left looks like nikki hilton.
>>55294436
>Normie friends
NORMALFAG GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55293890
>implying russians have anything to eat in commieland
>>55308345
But I'm from Medicine Hat m8
>>55293596
>Liking a satirical video is the same as liking the politician in it along with his policies.
>>55308667
>Canada is the Sweden of North America. 2015 urself, my man
Obama was very butt hurt when Canada pulled out of the his Holy War to depose Assad and went to teach Canada a lesson by killing the pipeline and forcing Canada to ship oil by more expensive rail.
Canada announced that they will be taking Syrian "refugees" so the easily radicalized Islamics will be in easy striking distance of evil America.
Meanwhile, there is a report that evil Assad has used Sarin gas again.
Draft now? Invasion now? God bless Obama and his BBC.
>>55309640
>again
The U.N. put out a report which debunked any notion of Assad having used poison gas.
>>55293890
>Canadian proxy
>Shillary shill confirmed
>"toxic feedback" generated as a result of your post
>pic related, shill
![tumblr_mvi8mht0Qk1rhb9f5o3_r1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/747tCti.jpg "tumblr_mvi8mht0Qk1rhb9f5o3_r1_1280[1].jpg")
>>55294522
It's an evolved defensive reflex for liberals.
Squid fire ink, sea cucumbers (and most of Tumblr) shit out their own internal organs, cuddlefish flash colors, and liberals scream RAYCISS RAYCISS BIGOT SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RAYCISS!
This behavior happens reflexively, which is good because the liberal has very limited capacity for thought.
Then when the predator sits there confused wondering what kind of retarded spaz he's just encountered, the liberal claims itself victorious and rides off on a jet stream propelled by their own farts.
Nature is magical sometimes.
>>55293890
Trump would deal with Putin far better than any other candidate.
That's because Trump would actually try and make a deal with Putin instead of threatening him or browbeating him.
Russia doesn't threaten any American interests, all it wants is for America to acknowledge Russian interests and back off its borders.
Here is how Trump would deal with Syria, he would ask that Assad step down as President but agree that another Alawite pro-Russian politician be allowed to replace him. This gives him an immediate symbolic win while also giving Putin and the Syrian government the reassurance they want. He would stop all American military and financial support to the Islamic insurgent groups in the Middle East. He would then give minor military aid to the Syrian government and the Russian/Iran alliance. This would kill Isis, allow the Syrian government to end the civil war, allow America to be on the winning side and cost America almost nothing.
In return for Russia making Assad 'step down' he would also end economic sanctions against Russia. When you combine this with America backing off the Russian borders this would immediately end the new Cold War brewing between the two nations.
Putin is as moderate as a Russian politician can be and still maintain the support of the Russian people (who are extremely conservative). He is also happy to make deals and extremely legalistic, if he makes a deal he will stick to the letter of that deal.
There are many areas in which Russia and America could work together for the common good such as combating Islamic terrorism, space exploration and resource mining.
I do not know how Trump would do as a President for domestic American matters but I guarantee he is the best candidate to deal with Putin.
>>55293596
where can I watch the whole episode?
>>55294091
Hes the only one who was opposed to the useless irak war earky on
>>55309970
>hurr durr liberals
do you just shill for the republican party because your underage little brain perceives it as "counterculture"? be honest now.
>>55293890
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3rz87h/4chans_new_board_trash/
>>55302385
,>hopefully they'll dig themselves deeper into a hole by saying black men are privileged because they're men and further alienate them
Someones got to do this
>>55310151
Hulu
>>55294320
DUDE ____ LMAO
>>55310029
>MFW Carly says she just wouldn't talk to Putin.
>>55295261
Trump looked swag as fuck man
>>55310436
I think the liberal is triggered.
>>55310921
aw kiddo, did i strike a nerve?
stay in school.
>>55306492
Upstate NY-er here. Can confirm.
Republicans just swept local elections, but at the end of the day it won't matter on a state-level because of the city.
Honestly, I would love it if we seceded.
>>55311045
Art major?
>>55311077
SECEDE
REPEAL
FUCK ALBANY
>>55293596
I know everyone says this over and over again but SNL is incredibly unfunny...
Is it just like really corny people with awful senses of humor that watch or go to it? I honestly haven't watched since 2000, but anytime I see any clip it's just not even funny at all.. it's crazy..
>>55311194
It's low brow humor at its lowest
>>55294210
Nah, Larry David did a great Bernie in the opening skit.
I keep saying it and no one listens.
All Trump needs to win the election is a fire mixtape. His banter game is ridiculous and he can afford the best people to turn them into sick verses. It'd give him a lot of popularity with the black community and internet teens, and unlike the rappers, he actually has the fortune to back his rap game bravado.
I mean, old school politics were already like the rap game in terms of rivalry. I say let's just bring it back.
>>55296803
So when Trump wants to change the insentives so that jobs don't go overseas because there's no reason to, you get mad.
People in general should be familiar with the concept of doing things you don't really like.
>>55293596
SNL = painfully unfunny as always
TRUMP = huuuuuuuuge + duh winning
>>55308063
They respect and love a true alpha male swag pimp daddy.
>>55299445
>yeah and you did a great job of fighting for it, this is the pale faces land now
wow lol
>>55311517
>that sketch where they liken Trump supporters to a drunk uncle who doesn't know anything
The left is so fucking scared holy shit
>>55293890
TRUMPUTIN 2016
>>55293890
>Putin
Hahaha
The manlet with a Napoleon complex? Please, Putin is not dumb enought to try the shit he's done with Obama while an elephant is in office. Especially since republicans are more willing to cooperate with Russia on certain matters than dems
>>55311517
its really bizarre but this is 100% true. Hes a masculine force and nignogs like that
![f_3901[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JkScumv.jpg "f_3901[1].jpg")
>>55308938
According to cockholes we're hunting for hedgehogs every day, nothing else is left to eat.
>>55297247
>in 20 years
First joint mission to Mars, building HUUUUUGE space hotels in there right away
>in 40 years
United Solar System Exploration Program. Mining asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. No filthy kebab allowed.
>in 60 years
First tests of bleeding-edge warp drive tech.
>in 100 years
We build Trump's Sphere like the folks at KIC 8462852 to harvest the star energy, also build a Space Wall Defense System to keep illegal aliens at bay. The future of white race is secured.
>>55312184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps
>>55298051
>America treats its veterans like shit. If you stub your toe and go to the hospital you will be in debt for the rest of your life.
You know, what's nice about being a veteran is in part the free health care.
>>55305467
>We won the Cold War.
We gave up. You won shit.
>>55308435
legit??
>>55313518
Yea because your country fucking collapsed. Wanna try again you fucking slavshit?
>>55313518
There are essentially zero wars in history won through means other than one side giving up.
>>55293596
>starring in a video with nignogs
trump lost my vote
>>55313833
He is doing that to get the nigger vote
Everybody do The Donald! Let's go let's go!
>>55309970
kek'd
>>55294382
Help me trump, you're my only hope.
>>55306492
I've lived on LI all my life. Typing this inside the library at my uni on LI. LI is right as fuck minus the occasional negro community
>>55299936
WEED
>>55295204
chinkchunk
>>55293890
The thing is Trump actually understands Putin's reaction to all this multicultralism bullshit and he probably won't needlessly pick fights with him by funding faggot rights groups over there or trying to overthrow stable countries for no fucking reason.
>>55293890
RIDF plz
https://youtu.be/Cup60p9pii8
WE NEED TRUMP NOW
>>55293890
He's way better than our option buddy
>>55298051
DUDE
>>55298051
WEED
>>55298051
LMAO
>>55308435
oh my god those tan marks on the right one's melons. I'm diamonds.
>>55293890
At least Putin will talk to us. He wouldn't even deal with dude weed in CURRENT YEAR
>>55320425
Fucking morons in my country electing a goddamn drama-teacher/snowboarding instructor as a leader, it's a fucking embarrassment
>>55293596
blocked lol
He will make humor real again.
>>55317540
LMAO
>>55294522
I know, Trump supported gay marriage.
>>55320787
it's ok in UK
>>55309970
Is this OC? I have not seen it before and it is really good.
>>55311707
Drunk uncle is one of SNLs most beloved bits, the entire point of the character is that he is right, but for the wrong drunk reasons. Crazy, I know, but having that character support him was actually, I think, SNL helping trump.
>>55321967
I just thought it was sad that the actor is an obvious Chris Farley wannabe.
>>55321967
this post takes delusion to a whole new level.
regardless of prior performances by 'drunk uncle', it was an extremely unsubtle caricature of typical trumpfags. it is in no way going to help trump, though it probably wont hurt him either given that morons like you just hear what they want to hear.
the irony is people like you complain about brainwashed "libtards" while sucking down celebrity GOP candidates like the conservakek semen you love so much.
Why are canucks being so obnoxious today
>>55306137
SNL's humour has been dead for a decade.
>>55322278
I watch SNL every week bro. I live in silicon valley, I am surrounded by liberals.
I think I am more in tune with drunk uncle then you are. You seem to be obsessed with semen though, I assume you are a raging homofag.
>>55322139
Since his very first episode on SNL, this has been true, but he is actually pretty decent at it.
>>55322535
You know someone's a faggot if they still watch SNL.
>>55322535
>I watch SNL every week bro
>>55294923
>kike gets 5k's for screaming 'raysis' at everyone
Sounds familiar.
>>55300547
That would be the greatest. Wake up to her crying every morning :)
>>55302909
Can I just take a moment to point out that this gif has been getting posted since early October, and as far as I can see in google trends it's the only Trump parody of this video that existed before SNL... I swear to god he posts among us
People like Trump only Ironically
>>55322743
>>55323185
Everyone in tech watches it. Seriously. It is the bridge between the nerds and the normies in google.
>>55323482
>Trump's turning Minnesota red
>yet you still post this shit
it's time to stop shitposting
>>55323482
Look at the rest of the GOP field. Donald Trump is a moderately-hugely successful businessman, a familiar television personality, and to be completely honest, probably the sanest and nicest of the GOP candidates. His whole persona is saying outlandish grandiose things, and look how well it's paying off -- he hasn't spent a fucking dime on advertising yet and he's the frontrunner! People are used to him being crazy over the top, so they just brush it off -- it's just who he is to most people. Meanwhile, when Ben Carson says the pyramids were built for grain or Chris Christie says literally anything we all have essentially a blank slate to put that on and it paints a really bad picture.
You don't last as long as Trump lasted in Hollywood if you're as crazy as the media is painting him as. He's a smart guy who's playing the media for him. He's doing exactly what a super-rich TV personality can do -- use fame and familiarity to get an advantage damn near no amount of money and robocalls can make up. And looking at the recent past, entertainment stars aren't that bad of a choice for executive positions -- they have lots of friends in high places, they're used to being essential but still relying on others for writing and technical skill. Schwarzenegger was governor of California for 8 years and it actually worked out fine, compared to how it could have been. That was fucking Mr. Freeze. I'm sure Trump will be fine.
America would be no worse under Trump than it would be under Clinton, and he'd be considerably better than Sanders, Carson, or most of the other candidates. I support Webb but if Sanders somehow managed to get into the general election I would go with Trump in a heartbeat. Government is slow to act but quick to fail, I'd prefer competency over some sort of ill-defined social justice high ground.
>>55294409
Crap, that must be my 5 1/2 month old kitten with the same name. I guess dogs are the true red pill pet.
GET IN HERE LEFTISTS ON DEATH WATCH
>>55324596
GET IN HERE
>>55324596
GET IN HERE
>>55324596
Anyone try to get the 5 grand and disrupt the show?
>>55324603
Also, the President has way less power than most people think. Legislators are where the real power is, and they have this country locked down through gerrymandering and fundraising advantages. The presidency switches parties every 8 years, but Congress has a 85% incumbency rate at minimum for the last 50 years. Where do you think the real power is?
>>55324727
Larry david did it as a bit. Went full jew, says he did it for the money, was hilarious.
>>55324603
I wish Webb would go ahead an announce indie/organize volunteer groups
Stop the 'Trump can win' meme. He is a soild 5 points behind Hillary in every poll. He has been for months later.
>>55293890
JUST
WEED
MY
LMAO
UP
>>55324933
shut up you fucking hobbit
