Just heard of lizard people. What's the best way to get in with them and the illuminati?
Before any of that stuff, mind telling me where you live?
>>55291525
You don't find them, they find you.
Why? Do you seriously hate yourself and your life that much?
>>55291598
If I have to tell you that, you're not illuminati
>>55291611
I'm pretty sure my life could be a lot better than it is. What could they do that crippling depression can't?
>>55291525
Isu82!.jeoqn93729
Karv8888bwjsgb
92!.'ss
>>55291736
Sorry I don't speak gibberese
>>55291525
Suck their dicks
I always thought the whole lizard conspiracy would have made a great fucking movie. I know about 'They Live' but I'm talking a much more serious version.
>>55291925
Just whip it out and I'm game. Doesn't seem so bad desu
>>55291525
get on the floor
and walk the dinosaur
>>55291525
i agree.
I would work for them, i would swear in to free masonry and all that shit NAO
>>55291525
It's like being a kike. You have to be born a lizard man in order to get the privileges that come with being a lizard man.
>>55291732
>have bipolar disorder
>"what could be worse"
>steroid creams destroy my skin
>skin falls off in huge chunks
>swell up like a balloon
>eyes swollen shut some days
>showers are unbelievably painful
>no sleep for days
>hormonal effects stop my bipolar meds from working
>people stare and come up to you saying "oh my god what happened" every time you leave the house
>spend two years of my life swinging between mania, depression, and being curled up into a fetal position because my skin's on fire
I've learned it's best not to ask such questions, anon. You don't want an answer.
>>55291525
Lights and noise.
>>55292273
That's awful. What was the cream for?
>>55292447
Eczema, kek.
>>55292447
Mad skin gainz
>>55292515
I bet you lizard people have cream that actually works for it.
>>55291732
Other than the fact that you forfeit your own sovereignty into the hands of the most vile and wicked people in the world, which includes YOU doing blood sacrifices and even rape.
Sure you'd get your millions of dollars and status though.
What kind of lizard people?
>>55291732
Personally I'd rather starve in the streets and suffer if it ever came down to it.
>>55292680
Better that than allowing it to be taken from me piecemeal. I'd rather choose my fate than have it chosen.
>>55292809
God won't save you if you make this choice, sure there isn't any physical proof of God, but it does exist and the proof is our own leadership and what they do behind closed doors.
Go ahead and see me as a religious nut, that's totally fine by me, but don't say I didn't warn you when you're at your last minutes of life and all you feel as you slip into the darkness is absolute terror.
>>55291925
Actually it is more like suck their dicks and clean their asshole with your tongue... In a ceremony... Which happens often... In front of a large audience...
Have fun with that.
>>55291525
By creating quality Argonian rule 34.
>>55292809
lol you sacrifice and rape until it's your turn. Enjoy being raped to death by dino dick as they feast on your flesh.
>>55292962
I don't see how it would be any worse than willingly joining the military or paying taxes and contributing to a system of oppression, lies, manipulation, gluttony, and murder.
Either way, I'm supporting them by playing by their rules. I'm unwilling to go hermit mode and live off the grid in the middle of nowhere (which doesn't exist anymore, apparently).
Born with the code embedded in the blood, you naturally have killer instincts or you don't you weak weak human
>>55293121
Assholes don't scare me.
>>55293165
Pretty sure that's not how you join them. That's when you're sold to them
>>55293299
It might if you are forced to clean a lot of them in one ceremony.
>>55293350
I guess maybe that would intimidate me, but only because at that point it becomes more like a chore or job and stops being interesting.
>>55291525
>tfw no lizardfu
>>55293850
Yes please
>>55294012
>55294012
>>55293850
>>55294012
/TG here. Tits on a lizard is the kind of creatonism I'd expect from pol.
Thanks.
TL&DR look up 'mammal' faggot.
>>55294054
>>55294121
Lizard people are lizard-human-hybrids according to David Icke. They have to have boobs.
All white people have lizard brains desi sanpie...
