redpill me on seventh day adventists, since there might be one running America
It was created in Michigan. By a woman. And they're all vegetarians.
Do you really need to know more?
>>55290593
is it big in the states?
Why those keks are growing so fast?
It's the prosperity doctrine?
>>55290691
I've never met one. I'm from the east coast though. Most of the religious crazies are out west.
I have Mormons and SDA's in my family
I fucking hate America
>>55290496
cult
>>55290788
I have Christian Scientists in my family
I hate America more
An SDA is the reason we started mutilating genitals.
>>55290496
Wierd female prophet....they believe Sunday is EBIL and Saturday should be the true day of worship.
>>55290875
>Christian Scientists
yeah you win
>>55290496
Anti-Christ and anyone who follows their doctrine will follow it straight into the lake of fire.
>hey guys instead of all the other christians let's worship on saturday instead of sunday! We can even make our own cult and call it the "seventh-day adventists", get it?
Weird Al is one.
>>55290973
>>55290943
The leafs are correct
>>55290890
>and Saturday should be the true day of worship.
In 19+ languages, Saturday was/is called ``Sabbath''.
The 4th commandment is to ``remember''.
At their roots, SDA were the only true obediant Christian church, but today they are in apostasy with the ecumenical movement and the whole ``New World order/ One World Religion'' headed by the Pope in Rome, just like the Bible prophesied.
remnantofgod.org will help you more, OP, than a bunch of degenerate fourchanners.
>>55290976
I thought he was jewish
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone.
>Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door:
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head!
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Wesson
>>55291201
the sda loma linda university medical center is probably the best snake bite treatment and research facility in the world.
I live in Oshawa, Ontario, which is apparently their national headquarters. They own a massive piece of land where they have some sort of college, a greenhouse, a vegetarian food store and a book store.
They generally keep to themselves, and they have the best plants for sale out of anyone.
>>55290816
What this guy said. I live near Loma Linda.
>>55294794
See this
>>55295434
>>55290496
They're like Southern Baptist but even more fucking bat-shit crazy.
Only respectable protestant sect is Anglican/Methodist.
>>55295610
>Anglican
hope you are making a joke.
>>55295610
>Anglican
>Catholic-lite
>Heresy derivative of heresy
>Created out of divorce disagreement
>Methodism
>Derivative of derivative of heresy
At least baptist literalists are self-consistent
