>Hello, I'm here for the job interview!
back to Sweden it goes
I want to see what happens if you put that guy in an MRI
>>55290108
Oh sorry, the iron workshop is the other side of the street.
>>55290108
You're hired! Welcome to your new career at our magnet testing division.
>Hello, I'm here for the job interview!
>>55290108
Says here that you are an undergrad at Oxford. Welcome aboard, sir!
>>55290435
>>55290108
could those guys sue employers for not hiring their retarded asses?
>>55290435
>>55290762
no
especially because employers dont have to say why they didnt hire you
That reminds me I need to buy another set of yaktrax before winter sets in
>>55290762
Not under current EEOC rules, but I'm sure they'll add that shit to the laundry list of grievances.
>>55290762
we just got keked with a "no discrimination law" right?
>>55290435
>anyone with a criminal record cannot be hired for this job sorry
>>55290108
>>55291102
That law sucks, but at least we still can hire our secretaries with "buena presentacion" and ask them full body shots without getting sued
*unzips mouth*
hey I'm here for the job interview.
>>55290435
Congratulations ! You're the right man for the job !
There should be a paper shredder for the resume and a tree shredder for the candidate
I'm sorry but this job has already been filled by a refugee.
>>55291209
>nah man I totally wont regret this in 15 years.
>the good news is because of this my chances for breeding are near zero
>always gotta account for the desperate fatties.
>>55291209
I like to think this guy lost his nose in some accident, and decided if he had to look like a freak for the rest of his life, he might as well go all out.
I say this because:
1. It is almost impossible to find a surgeon willing to cut off healthy body parts
2. His lack of tattoos and piercings that people normally get before getting major body mods.
>>55291209
>new unit in the protoss expansion pack
>>55291308
>nah man I totally wont regret this in 15 years
>>55290108
uh do you really think you are right for this Magnet Crane Operator position?
>>55290762
>could those guys sue employers for not hiring their retarded asses?
If you actually find a judge that is SJW to fuck you: you can just say your business employs more than enough white men and you're looking for diversity.
>>55291338
O.K. That's plausible . But what about a prosthetic nose instead ?
>>55291436
Admittedly, the modern controller style has barely changed in 15 years. Only some very slight size and color changes. (Nintendo keeps doing weird stuff for the kids though).
Like, if he got that in 2001 when the xbox came out, it would still be correct today.
>>55291507
Eh, contact lenses and saline injections are both temporary. Maybe it's a Halloween costume.
>>55291436
Christ, it really shows how high time preference these people are.
>>55290108
Good, I'd thought when I sent out a flyer for freaks that nobody would show in 2015! I guess John Olliver's full of shit. Anyways we're making a video where you guys all say you support Hillary Clinton, basically the goal is to alienate anyone that works or pays taxes. I think you'll look good next to the 700lb deathfat that has a tumblr about the Hunger Games.
>>55290146
Idk why, but that makes me sick thinking about it.
I really like working with senior citizens !
Hello . I'm here for the job of President .
>be employer
>walk into waiting room to grab next candidate for interview
>its some dude with full face tattoo
>do a 360 and walk back into my office
>throw a gun barrel in my mouth and end this life
>the end is nigh
>>55290762
Anyone can be sued at anytime for any reason. First thing they teach you in procedure law.
>>55291879
So, when you're dead can I have your job ?
Girl Lets Boyfriend Tattoo His Name Across Her Face-This is Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia. Within 24 hours of meeting her boyfriend, Rouslan Toumaniantz, she let him tattoo his name across her face!Browse through the gallery to see the before and after.Lesya and Rouslan have been in an online relationship for a while but this was the first meetup. Lesya said ‘It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion.
>>55290108
I'm here for the job interview!
Hello . I'm here for the job as a cook . I brought my own knives .
Yeah g'day mate, I'm here for the job interview! Come on cunt, I didn't come here to fuck spiders, let's get a wriggle on.
>>55290783
i love this meme
Have you noticed how these guys, if you took away the mods, would be guys you don't even look at twice?
I feel like it's overly simple to say that someone would do this shit for attention: but maybe it's as simple as that.
>>55291338
>It is almost impossible to find a surgeon willing to cut off healthy body parts
I will, for the right price.
>>55290803
Actually yes they do you fucking retard.
>>55292121
You're hired !
>>55292220
Nope, they just say "we have other candidates more qualified for this position."
Its like you have never had a job interview.
>>55292242
Imagine what will happen when future humans or aliens find the remains of those freaks
>>55292219
I'll do it for 20% less than him !
Yeah cobba, heard you guys needed a brickie, when can I start? Fuck me dead mate, is it smoko yet or what?
>>55292336
You mean , something like this ?
>>55292367
Do Aussies really talk like this?
You sounds like cartoon characters.
>>55291338
Well, at least you're right about going all out
>http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/04/man-has-nose-cut-off-to-look-like-comic-books-captain-america-super-villain-red-skull-5049999/
>Emilio added: ‘Next will be silicone implants on the cheekbones, chin and cheeks.
>‘Then we will dye his face read and then he will be Red Skull.’
>>55292473
Whattaya talkin' bout mate? You fuckin' seppos, I swear cunt, I've had it up to here with yous.
ITT: Smooth-skin Shitlords
>>55290108
Do you suck dick? If so your hired!
>>55292498
oh shit they must be canadians
this is so 2015!
Just wonderful, your hired!
>>55292121
>>55291338
>>55291209
Is this what he was going for?
>>55292498
Its like camouflage for retards!
>>55292473
What do you expect from a island prison colony?
>>55291307
This is the only answer.
Sorry dude, I already got the job.
>>55291336
>Yea I want my left eye to look like a diseased pussy.
>>55290108
>Not getting hired into the job industry
>>55291399
She has a father who tells people he doesn't.
>>55291565
Those arent lenses. Those people had the whites of their eyes tatooed black. Yes, you can do that. Yes, he can see.
IT'S 2015.
THESE GUYS SHOULD BE ACCEPTED INTO SOCIETY YOU BIGOTS!
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT EQUALITY FOR WOMEN EITHER, SEXIST CIS GENDERED SCUM.
>>55293175
You can see him wearing the rest of the costume with the face paint and pointed beard here >>55292121
He's probably an actor. They hired people with actual lost limbs to do the zombies in Dawn of the Dead.
>>55291653
The boys inside would have a field day with him.
>>55291102
I don't think all people are covered under that law.
>>55291209
Qapla'
>>55293241
> hey have you seen that new kid
> he can take perpendicular dicks in his mouth man
>>55293186
>20 bills on left
>14 bills on right
>"78%"
>Progressive infographic retards can't into rounding
>>55290108
Ok well just take off your cloths.
>>55292218
It is as simple as that. Anything else that can be said to justify it is compleate bullshit.
>>55292220
No they dont. They'll just not ever call you again.
>>55293455
Actually fuck that couch I have a pool instead
>>55293519
B-but I'm white...
>>55292933
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/graphic-photos-man-cut-nose-comics-villain-article-1.2105906
>>55292773
Fackin sick commie m8.
>>55290435
>>55293186
weaku baitu
but the "wage gap" fallacy does trigger me, having had a history in academia where people lazily throw the idea out just to test the cultural waters -- and how fucking DARE you even question it, i mean, what are you real motives? you certainly aren't just saying the wage gap is a myth, you must be a XV-class shitlord mega-oppressor, who gets up in the morning and tries to think of 9 ways to subjugate women every day before breakfast.
"well, if you added up the income of two distinct groups of people, like asians and white people, what makes you think that the net difference can be entirely attributed to racism? men can't bear children, and women who choose to often have to leave their career for as long as a few years. also, the majority of jobs which work long overtime, include hazard pay, or involve years of uninterrupted tradesmanship, happen to be staffed by men. men are also more likely to repurpose skills to start their own business or ask for rais-"
"YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME, WOMEN ARE ONLY MEANT TO HAVE BABIES HUH?? YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST GIVING WOMEN THE VOTE"
>>55290108
>Yes we're hiring for the laundry attendant position
Hotel manager here. I could always stick this freak back in laundry where no guests would ever see it. Provided she/it/he could fold fast enough.
>>55290108
Ironically this guy works for Deutsche Telekom the biggest ISP and phone carrier in Germany
![66f9d3f8992fadba9db07b95fec9a743[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BLq7UdM.jpg "66f9d3f8992fadba9db07b95fec9a743[1].jpg")
I for one support tattoos in the jobs work industry.
>>55294124
>work industry
"work industry"
>>55291308
>implying the 10's with daddy issues you end up marrying in your 40's won't be all over his dick right now
>>55291286
>>55294235
The more you re-read it, the more absurd it becomes.
>>55290108
What the fuck compels these people to do this kind of shit?
>i'm here for the job interview
>>55292785
under turned lead
>>55296809
She has such great dick sucking lips.
>>55292220
Absolutely no they do not, not ever. You're a fucking retard.
>>55296809
She is getting fatter.
>>55292322
They don't have to say anything at all.
>>55290108
Sorry, buddy. It doesn't work.
The first thing I still noticed was the mole.
>>55293186
>420
DUDE
>>55290435
nice tattoos heisenberg
>>55290108
>Hello, I'm here for the job interview!
You were....
>>55290108
Not a problem, your job is over by the magnet on the conveyor system that pulls scrap metal out of the salt.
>>55290146
Pretty sure I know the answer to your question.
>>55302075
Yeah because you can't judge
>>55290108
First I'm going to need you to take an MRI for your health checkup
>>55290108
>flefllo fli'm hefle flor my jflob intefiew
> tink tink tatink tink
YOU'RE ALL HIRED!
>>55302075
I saw somebody here said that she got pregnant from all internet rapes.
>>55291307
Lel
>>55294709
glad i wasn't the only one.
>>55291262
>implying craig jones would even speak a word in a job interview
>>55294124
i support it in the service industry. It's usually a good indicator of shitty service.
>>55291653
>Heo im e fo di obb intlevlev
>>55291372
>adept
at fucking their face up
>you're hired
>why?
>because it's 2015
Thank you for showing interest in Master Magnetics, Inc! May I show you around our manufacturing premises?
>>55290435
Would totally hire this guy as a bouncer.
>>55294124
>the work industry
What the fuck industry is that? What industry doesn't have work in it? You could just tell whoever wrote this has never worked a job in any industry that didn't involve the question "What will be your order today, sir?" I know plenty of trashy people that would like this back home. Miami, and Florida in general is such an awful place.
>>55293660
>YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST GIVING WOMEN THE VOTE"
I am. Western culture has been on the decline ever since.
