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Please help me pol. I'm jewish, asian, and italian and I didn't know!
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>>55288239
>Italian
Welcome to the family anon.
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>>55288239
hola
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>>55288435
Hey Kevin
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>>55288435
what an über spic lmfao
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>>55288435

I didn't think they let spics like you that far north, Kev.
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Sup cumskinned faggots
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You're fucked bro
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>>55288557
Leave.
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>>55288239
>0.2% mongolian
America confirmed for being mongoloids
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>>55288557
>0.2% ashkenazi

top kek

you're a nigger AND a jew. With a little help you can win the SWJ olympics m8
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>>55288557
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>>55288557
damn that some crazy errors. Did you contact them?
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>>55288557
>black jewish cyklop
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>>55288557
bix nood muhfugga
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>>55288239
Shalom my fellow merchant.
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Running promethease now.
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>>55288239
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>>55288239
Where the fuck do you take these tests?
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All this hate :^)
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>>55288862
lhttps://www.23andme.com/en-int/
http://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Ancestry.com
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>>55288860
ONE DROP
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>>55288919
>£125

Find out my genetic history, or finally fix that head gasket on my POS car?
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>>55288881

Thas right friendo
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>>55288919
Thanks mate

I have heard rumours that my great grandmother was a Jew (she had to flee to Sweden during WW2 and so on) but never really spoke of her ancestry.

Would be nice to see if I have more Merchant in me than normal.
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>>55288989

how the hell does it cost more for you? its 99 bucks here. literal kucks
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>>55288989
A working car will make your life much easier than a genetic test.
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>>55288989
I just signed up to the global OneMatch bone-marrow donation program. They do a DNA test and send you information like this all for free, and it's extremely rare that anyone ever gets matched up to give marrow.
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>>55289061
Car works, just smokes like fuck and burns oil

But yeah, I should probably order the parts
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>>55289052
if shes your maternal grandmother, you are a jew as well
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>>55289058

Well, in the US they raised the price of a 23andMe test from $99 to $199 just a few weeks ago.
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>>55289140
Nah, Great Great Grandmother Jew ----> Great Grandmother Jew (rumoured to come from a Jewish family) ----> Grandfather technically a Jew ----> Mother not a Jew ----> Me Not a Jew
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>>55289239
thats Halaha law though. some karaites will argue that you as jew as they come
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>>55289058
They give you guys a break on the price to console you of the fact that it's going to say Jewish.
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>>55289321
Everyone will get at least a few drops of ashkenzi inside of them. muh 1 droop. you are all jooz
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>>55289390
Not me
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>>55289628
Paki half caste detected
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>>55289689
Nah sri Lankan burger or some shit
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>>55289754
>>55289754
>Ceylon
>Not pakis
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>>55289831
Feels good being multi culti, girls call me the hot mixed guy
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>>55289894
Yeah, whores do tend to go for the darkies
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>>55288239

I am from Frankfurt, Germony in the year that you would undersrand as 2152 AD.

I'm looking for a gender-fluid pan-species courageous hero named:

Ibn John Al-Connor.
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>>55288239

Do I get Jew privilege at 2%?
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>>55288617

I wouldn't laugh, Dmitri. He seems to be majority Slavic
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>>55289628
Test must be inaccurate. I know for a fact I put a few drops of Jew in your mother personally.
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>>55290519
underrated kek
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>>55288239
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