Lets all say one thing we admire about Texas.
>based gun laws
>>55286980
Texas has shit gun laws compared to a lot of states.
I mean you can't even concealed carry without a permit.
Hey man I gotta have my guns in case some shit goes down ya know
>>55286980
Texan here, wish we had Arizona gun laws
Fucking great food everywhere
independent power grid
>>55286980
their fuck you attitude towards Obama and his goons
Texas has the strictest gun laws of the entire southern half of the US, it's one of the only states to require mandatory training for a carry permit
>>55286980
>Texas is completely controlled by Republicans. Texas has a population with the:
>Dumbest
>Poorest
>Fattest
>Least healthy
>Illiterate
>Dependent on Federal Funding
>Highest rates of poverty
>Highest rates of obesity
>Lowest HS graduation rate
>Highest rates of unemployment
Southerners can keep the South. I hope they defect because they're nothing but parasites that contribute nothing of value to the country. They're a net loss to society.
>>55287350
You're thinking of Mississippi.
>>55286980
i admire texan soil's ability to hold all that weight
Ideals of freedom and liberty are deeply embedded in American and, by extension, Texan culture. Such notions are not lionized in Canada
>>55286980
>Lets all say one thing we admire about Texas.
I admire that I don't have to live there.
>>55287218
I'm guessing you've never been to austin?
>>55286980
texan first.
american second.
>based gun laws
Pic related would like a word
>>55286980
Easy to remember shape.
GOAT large public uni with GOAT Cadet corps
>>55287515
Austin is a containment zone
>>55286980
no state income tax
>>55287350
>Highest rates of unemployment
Lol the fuck are you even talking about? We recovered from the recession faster than any other state
>>55287155
This
The staunch standing for states rights all the fucking time, and telling the federal government to fuck off. Love it.
Spec's liquor
>>55286980
That you can still go 50 miles outside of most any city and see actual cowboys and cattle and horses
>>55287350
Hey, good ole take it up the butt faggot
Your statistics are more reflective of niggers than Texas.
Check your source for data, again.
Small brain malfunction, field nigger?
>>55288087
Same goes with Nevada,
On lenient gun laws and no state income taxation.
Nevada has other perks that Texas doesn't offer like legal gambling.
Quit extolling the virtues of Texas gotdammit. We don't want anymore faggot commiefornians and transplants from bombed out northeastern soviet wastelands moving down here.
Yes that's right us stupid Texans are so fat and backwards and inbred and retarded. This place is a total shithole, yea that's it, a giant shithole. Stay there in Long Island or San Fran or Portland or wherever the fuck you are.
And if you still think you want to come, fuck off we're full.
>>55288690
Is your nose running, or is that just your sentences?
>>55288587
and federally controlled lands
and rocks and sand
No thanks, Louisiana and Oklahoma are closer.
>>55288799
You know the low quality of education us dumb mouthbreathing jingoistic hicks get down here in Texas. Holy shit I am ao retarded and everyone in Texas is even dumber. This place is too hot, too humid, has too many mosquitos, is full of knife wielding mexicans on every corner, our women are ugly, we have no economy and did I mention we are all retarded. You don't realize how good you have it there in Cleveland or Jersey or Montpelier or Seattle or wherever the fuck you live. Brb gonna go lick some windows...
>>55288209
Nowhere near as good as Bevmo to be honest family
>>55287350
>Dependent on federal funding
We have the second biggest economy in the us
If you guys hate America and put being a Texan before being an American, why do you do you say that you're the only American state and all the others are faggotland?
>>55289910
Texas is the true America.
Bigger America is actually faggotland.
>>55290000
>Texas is the true America.
You can't be the true America and hate Americans, Pedro.
>>55286980
Its diverse and multilingual population
>>55290241
Self hatred is the American way, Mohammed.
>>55286980
Great food.
That's really the only good thing about Texas. Otherwise, it's an insufferable shithole populated sparsely by people who are completely full of themselves and otherwise filled with people who don't speak English.
>>55290319
>Self hatred is the American way
Sensible chuckle.
>Mohammed
Nice try, but Texas is the fifth most Islamic state in the union.
I really liked that when ISIS affiliates tried to storm their Muhammad drawing contest, it took them about 20 seconds to do what took France 2 days.
I'm glad they hate niggers like I do: heres a song I wrote about the topic of hating niggers!
https://soundcloud.com/assclowns-united/jungle-life
Austin here. I can see through the faggotry and greatly appreciate this state. Heartland of traditional non-keked America
>>55290683
Did France catch the guys who shot up Charlie hebdo? I thought they got away.
>>55286980
This man is from Texas and I like that.
>>55291076
You don't remember when that one guy holed up in a kosher deli and then got BRRRRRTed on live TV? I forget what happened to the other guy. I think he shot himself in an abandoned factory or something.
>>55290886
Waco here, are you native or one of those commie Kalifornians?
>>55288273
shit i can see cattle and horses inside houston city limits
also the food is awesome
>>55291398
From Illinois, not at all a commie. The Austin natives I know are some of the most liberal berniefags, except those over 30.
I admire Texas for fighting in the Confederacy with my state of Tennessee. I also admire their loyalty to their land but I also think they should really work together with the other Southern states rather than just break off on their own.
>>55287350
Has some of the best looking land in the United States.
>>55286980
They were the only State that used to be its own sovereign nation.
>>55292265
>forgetting Hawaii
>>55287350
BECAUSE.
I hear it's bigger than France.
>>55287350
citation needed
>>55286980
Texas YES.
>>55286980
I love Texas, but why can't we carry Bowie Knives. From 214/469/972
>>55293269
if it were up to texans there would be no spics here, we already fought that goddam war once. The fucking cUck in cheif in the white house doesnt give a damn about texas or america for that matter and has let the situation get to unspeakable levels. Thank god for based Trump
>>55293588
Always another excuse. It WAS and IS up to you, which is why things are the way they are.
>>55293814
well, i have done just abou everything I can AKA not vote for a pussy president and shill for donald trump and the wall, its not like we can gas a bunch a mexicans in the morning
>>55286980
https://youtu.be/RJ_PwD0gOSo
>>55293588
Sorry to break it to you chief. Trump is pro amnesty. Always had been. Not just pro amnesty but pro path to citizenship.
The damage in Texas is a done deal. Texas will without any question turn blue and Hispanic majority. Just like California.
>>55293588
You think all that shit happened under the watch of just one presidency? You are shitting yourself if you believe that kid. When I was living in DFW 15 years ago it was overrun.
>>55288087
But they slaughter us on the property taxes.
>>55286980
I like your hate for liberals
I live in Texas.
It's okay, finally began getting used to the heat. It's not so bad when it's a dry heat, but when the humidity rises it become hellish. Thankfully I don't live in Houston, I can't imagine how anyone lives there.
I'm from California but my family owned a dairy farm in Waco in the 20's and 30's and most of them still live there. I love guns and my truck and hate California with a burning fiery passion. I'm coming home and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>55287350
Here's your (you)
Texas is a total shit-hole. Nobody should ever move here. Ever. I was born here and it fucking sucks. The weather is awful, 94% of Texan federal tax money goes to Texas (that's right, only SIX PERCENT go to impoverished states), there's no state income tax (shitlords), and Houston (largest city) is transphobic.
Tl;dr
Texas is shitty and nobody should ever move there ever don't believe the lies about the booming economy or "good food" meme.
>>55286980
I like how the state is shaped like a hand that's about to pull the trigger.
I admire how they still try and BBQ like they think they actually know how to. Its an endeavor to see them work so hard to make shit. If you yolks ever wanna learnt how to really cook a pig then Look me up sometime
>>55300170
Nice try anon. brb moving to Texas
>>55287350
gonna need a source on..
any of that.
>>55288690
>>55288992
>not so subtle bragging about Texas
:^)
>>55297752
Just moved here, experienced the rainy summer.
If you've moved to houston, you better have an indoor job. you won't be haulin' hay and surviving down here.
>>55300170
So... everything is equal, except for that 6%?
>>55286980
Absorbs californian refugees so my state doesn't have to :^)
>>55300495
Wrong! There are white CEO's, farmers, ranchers, etc who pay immigrants that don't know how to file their papers 5 dollars an hour to work. Can you imagine that?? FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR. How could somebody support a family on that wage? Meanwhile the "legal" immigrants make 20-30 dollars an hour working in the oil fields (killing Mother Earth) or as home builders. Nothing equal about that baka desu senpai.
>>55300307
Please don't, we hate Muslims, we pay brave Latinos who came here from their war torn countries shit wages unless they have "documents" proving that they are "legal" (all humans are legal, this is earth, it's fucking 2015). And our cities are full of rich white privilege fucks who think that oil and gas and ranching/farming is an honest living if they own the land thanks to Texan Betty Crocker who bought it for cheap in the 1800's. But they're killing the earth. Their profit on meat and energy is despicable, don't care if they kept this stupid state alive through the worst economic period since the Great Depression.
>>55286980
The wall.
>>55287110
There's not many states you can CC without a permit though. And honestly, they're not too bad.
>>55287350
>Dependent on Federal Funding
Texas is literally the only state that could successfully secede. Most of, if not all of your other "statistics" are all niggers.
>>55301041
>>55287110
though this is coming from someone who used to live in illinois.
>>55290584
At least ours tend to behave. Based traffic cop put down the last two who got uppity.
>>55290683
It took one traffic cop two shots. When Texas does shit, we do it right. Except for our gun laws, but we're on track with fixing that problem.
>>55292344
Nobody cares about island niggers, therefore their kingdom is irrelevant. Besides, the US conquered their fat asses.
captcha: boats
>>55292057
Only if we work together to remove watermelon and illegal taco.
>>55292057
Also, General Lee praised Texans as some of the best soldiers he has ever had the honor of leading!
>>55293542
I think it has something to do with the Reconstruction after the Civil War. It's the same reason our gun laws were so strict for so long: We didn't want to draw attention to ourselves so soon after the war. It was a smart idea at the time, just went on far longer than it should have.
>>55286980
Fucking GOAT tier BBQ.
>>55301354
Hey shut up we don't want anyone else moving here. Just go to Arizona if you want freedom. Texas is full.
