>Hello sir, my name is Fatma. I'm the doctor on duty today. What seems to be the problem?
I don't get it? Lady doctor never checked out your wiener before?
One stuck a q-tip in my p-hole. They do that to test for the drip.
I hate when I get a foreigner doctor. I never can understand what they are saying and don't trust them. It's bullshit graduates can't get jobs because some jackass from some other country took their job
>>55286113
I keep having bloody zits on my butt cheeks.
I'd let her remove my kebab.... From my pants. Knowwhatimean xD xD
Hey yeah uh actually the problem is YOU POSTING THIS SHITTY FUCKING THREAD EVEY DAY
if you are going to shill/slide at least put some effort in God damn
>Get Indian doctor
>They're female
Bullet dodged
>>55286418
>still touches you with pooey bum bum hands xDDDD
I love memes and that's why I came to 4chan :)
>>55286113
My Fatwa.
>>55286188
>One stuck a q-tip in my p-hole
That sounds horrifying
Can you check me for worms doc?
I'm blasting cum out of my ass and I'm not gay.
>>55286565
Don't catch a VD
>>55286113
>What seems to be the problem?
Balls is..... very big.
Doctor say to make secks, secks with anybody....
>>55286113
Why are you wearing a head dress and still supporting a religion that is designed to oppress you and limit your freedoms?
I would not trust someone "smart" enough to be a doctor but retarded enough to be a female muslim in America.
I have been peeing blood recently and after masturbating there was blood in my semen. Could you please do a prostate exam just to be sure it is not enlarge. Just be sure to massage it gently.
I was in a firefight with a bunch of hajis in Afghanistan when I caught a bullet in the bicep. When I am stacking Korans for burning, it aches. Can you provide a suitable pain reliever?
>>55286113
Your walking around with a stethoscope like its a piece of jewelry, it is unprofessional as fuck.
>>55286113
c-can't the male Doctor Lee take care of me instead...
>>55286679
>m'lady
>>55287410
>pointing out the obvious is fedora tipping
You are not exactly sure what that meme means are you?
When I connect my External HDD to my laptop, the dialog box that pops up freezes and won't allow me to access the files.
What do?
>>55287813
Install gentoo
Also format your external drive. something is corrupted.
>>55287849
I was responding to OP, in the joking manner, that as a female of asian descent, she is an IT customer service rep. Good try though.
>>55287813
windows?
>>55287918
JESUS CHRIST. DO YOU EVEN INTO JOKES?
>>55286113
What? What happened, why am I in Britain?
>>55286113
Get fucked nigger
hell no.. fucking way is a hadji touching me.
>>55287813
deactivate the autorun popup and access your files/hdd manually. If it's still not working then shoot your drive with a shotgun and buy a new one.
>>55287813
Lick yourself and wait till dinner to start meowing then ignore your food.
Nice stethoscope, Fatma.
>>55286113
Free mixing is haram. That's the fucking problem right there.
>>55286113
It's just a physical my insurance requires me to do. Should I take my pants off or would you like to do the honors?
>>55286565
You have NO FUCKING IDEA. I to had not only a metal qtip stuck down my dick. I HAD A FUCKING CAMERA TUBE STUCK ALL THE WAY INTO MY PROSTATE and to finish it all off I got a fucking prostate exam two days in a fucking row! IM FUCKING 19!
TLDR Make sure your cum comes out when you jack off or you will be in EXTREME PAIN for weeks while you get your ass fingered and shit shoved down your dick
>>55286113
After my bacon grease shower, I stubbed my toe.
>>55286679
>>55287749
>my opinions are obviously the objective truth
bit full of yourself aren't ya
>>55286113
Balls is really big. Need to make sex!
>>55286113
Hello sister, As-salamu alaykum, allahu akbar, La ilaha illa Allah wa-Muhammad rasul Allah.
There seems to be a problem with my stomach, I swear I only put three bombs in there just after I raped twenty Swede girls, but before I got my state welfare.
I really need this, I'm late for my meeting with muh 72 virgins
assalamualaikum sister, I come to you because my heart is aching because of the hatred that I am subjected to merely because of my faith, they do not understand that I only wish they opened their hearts and to give the Quran a chance, just to read it and to try and approach it with shatan locked out of their minds to save them from being blinded by the truth, how do I stop the pain I feel my sister so that I have the will to continue my mission to provide Da'wah to help guide people to the beauty of Islam Inshallah.
Fatma will you give me that fat stinky kebab shitting ass?
>>55286113
My balls itch would you look at them for me.
>>55286113
Yes, I got too drunk during the annual Quran burning at the "draw Mohammad" convention, and now I cannot stop vomiting bacon.
>>55287262
like
>>55294813
Who is that semen demon?
DOC I forgot the current year, please I need to know WHAT YEAR IS IT?
