Hey /pol/, wanted to know your guys' thoughts about the new "Rumblr" app. It's like tinder, but for fighting. What do you guys think, a sudden surge of Wuuuuurl Stahhhhh videos? What does this say about about us as a civilization?
Here's the link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/rumblr-tinder-fighting-app-launch-beta-nov-9-article-1.2427623
>"Rumblr," a pending app idea, is pitching itself as Tinder, but for brawling. Like the dating app, Rumblr users would meet strangers, but instead of hooking up, they'd be swinging right hooks.
>As bizarre as it sounds, the app's creator claims it's "100% serious," and not a "Fight Club"-style hallucination.
>"We have raised relatively substantial funding from private American investors and the app is fully developed," the Rumblr team told the Daily News in an email.
>The beta for the fighting app will be launched on Nov. 9, at 5 p.m. EST, the team said.
>"Rumblr is an app for recreational fighters to find, meet and fight other brawl enthusiasts nearby," according the app's website. It encourages users to insult their matched opponents with this pro-tip: "tell your match what you don't like about their picture."
>The fight's location and time is also publicly broadcasted so other users can come and watch the melee, according to the website.
>>55285257
Interesting idea but there is no way it will end well.
A good way to weed out the gene pool.
>>55285257
Rumblr, technology for socially inept niggers
>only choose to fight niggers
>bring a gun
>totally justifies
>epic 4chan meme becomes reality
why does this keep happening
This is just like my japanese mangos.
>>55285257
This sounds like it's intended for a bit o amateur MMA shit. Too bad whitey in the picture is going to get jumped by ten niggers.
>>55285923
/pol/ is magic.
>>55285257
If you do this you're gonna get jumped. This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, and I know it's gonna be popular.
Maybe with this niggers will entertain each other and not bother the normal people who want to go out for drinks to have fun without chimping.
>2015
>not resorting to physical violence
>The app is not available yet, but the website said it's "coming soon on the App Store."
Riiiiiiiiight.
>>55285257
Even in the comfiest societies humans seem to crave strife, thus the microaggressions, patriarchy, white supremacy that the valiant SJW feel the need to overcome.
>>55285257
>get windows 10 app
You might as well have fucking Bonzai Buddy installed you pleb.
>>55285257
>introduce rumbler app to dindu nuffins
>watch as the murder rate for dindus skyrockets
>shake head as the left blames whites for making the app instead of the dindus killing each other
>laugh as obongo names a new son every week
This is fucking awesome.
Now me and my boys can put the hurt down on niggers every weekend.
>>55286107
literally
Pathetic. This is just going to lead to murders and more crime.
>>55285257
i wonder if it lets you pick fights with chicks!
heaven knows thats the only way i could win any fights....maybe. :(
>>55285257
I like this idea a lot. Hopefully it encourages young men to get into fights and learn their limitations.
I'd love if there was a sister-site that was for only non-physical arguing. I'd use that all the time. Open up the app, select your interests, find people in the area that have strong feelings about those interests, and meet up to argue with them. Perhaps you could specify whether you want an intellectual debate or a yelling match, or other sorts of arguments.
Man, I would blow off so much steam if such an app existed.
>>55286819
You're such a fucking faggot.
Why would you need to meet up to argue with people when you have 4chan
>>55286786
>This is just going to lead to murders and more crime.
Hopefully it will lead to a fucking race war
>>55285257
I live in a fairly large urban city. I would be tempted to use this app to find local fights and watch\record the mayhem.
I would need to bring a gun so I don't get jumped, but yeah, I am curious.
>>55286261
Just a little bit of pre-market research ;)
>>55285257
It's fake you artard. It'll never get into the app store.
>>55285257
god this seems like something in a video game, like GTA or some shit.
>>55286893
Well that's what I use 4chan for, but arguing in person with people has certain qualities that just can't be replicated online. I like to be face-to-face while arguing with people.
Plus exercising the vocal cords is certainly a plus. Keeping control of your voice while in a very heated argument is a good skill to practice.
>>55286786
>Introducing Her Majesty's most coveted app, Mohammblr
>Meet devout Brits in your area for community prayer and worship
>>55286786
Whoever would use this app probably needs to be murdered though
>>55287044
Maybe you should make a 4chan meetup app
We could meet up with /soc/ and fucking kick their asses
>>55285257
>high skilled fighters will claim to be low skilled
there I summarized the reason the app will be used
>>55285257
>You wanna talk shit about Caitlyn Jenner, bro?
>I'll fuckin' throw down.
>>55286811
If it doesn't you should raise hell because it's a sexist app.
>we have raised relatively substantial funding from private American investers and the app is fully developed
Sounds like a bid to stir up more violence to take muh guns
>>55285257
We should only be about 10 years from televised death matches now.
We Rome 2.0 now.
>>55287408
well yeah
the balance of power is breaking
China seems that it will rule in the future and overthrow you in power with them chinese exploiting African resources and your society is becoming more submissive with the media
>>55286740
You mean you can get jumped by Caesar and his whole goddamn troop. Or possibly stabbed/shot.
>>55287509
Don't you have a wall to build?
>>55287408
I'm not sure about gladiators, but I wouldn't mind if rule-bound dueling came back into legal fashion.
YES
E
S
Oh shit. Make sure you record the fight. And remember, wide shot. None of that vertical nigger shit.
>It's a codename for homosex
>>55285257
>>The fight's location and time is also publicly broadcasted so other users can come and watch the melee, according to the website.
this is the worst part tbqh. as if nuggers weren't cheap enough, now you can get ya brudduahs to maul your opponent
>>55285257
Meeting low skilled weaklings to cut them down
Psst nothing personal
>>55286769
This should become a winter-chan thread.
This app comes about just in time for the longest nights of the year!
>>55285257
Is there going to be a German version?
>>55287509
funny how history repeats itself so obviously sometimes
>>55285257
>The fight's location and time is also publicly broadcasted
That's the flaw. What's to stop the cops from just showing up?
>>55288359
the cops cant justify it becuase
recreational reasons LOL
unless someone personally calls them and even then the app most likely has terms and conditions which will not allow cops to interrupt the fight
>>55285257
What do you know about your opponents? I don't want to get practiced on by some 250lb boxer when I just wanted an outside the bar in the first half of fight club, evening.
>>55285257
This is a good thing. We need men to fight more. They're too fucking pussified today. Too scared.
You can't just settle things by fighting anymore, it used to be the simplest and quickest way to get things done.
The lack of fighting is having a really bad psychological effect on our men. Men become weak when they don't fight and struggle. They have no release for aggression. It's frustrating.
There is nothing wrong with letting two guys mutually agree to fight one on one, no weapons.
If guys actually got into fights more often they wouldn't be such wimps about it, and wouldn't be walked all over so easil by nagging cunts.
I think it's the fear that matters more than the actual physical pain when it comes to that. It doesn't hurt that much.
Hell I think it's fun. The only problem is the police. "Mutual combat" is about the dumbest charge there is.
If more men had a way to just go out and get into a fight whenever they want then things would be a lot better.
Had a stressful day where your boss was an asshole? Girlfriend being a cunt? Just log on, find another pissed off guy and go punch each other.
Humans are not meant to be caged animals. Violence is part of humanity. If you won't allow it to manifest itself in a controlled mutually agreed upon environment with two guys looking to release aggression, then don't be surprised when all the frustration builds up and eventually snaps
brb drive by shooting and gang initiations
>make fake Rumblr profile
>match with thug and set location
>location is public and has security cameras
>nigger shows up to rumbl
>"u ready to go white boi?"
>don't move a muscle
>say "take your best shot while still looking forwards"
>nigger hits you so it looks like he sucker punched you
>you are on the ground getting beat
>pull a George Zimmerman and pop his ass
>police review his Rumblr match
>chalk up the meeting to mistaken identity and your shooting as justified
>sue Rumblr for damages and become a millionaire
This app has potential for you guys. I for one, would never take advantage of such a thing though.
>Get app
>Only target niggers
>???
>profit
>>55288483
Yea, but if a cop "just happens" to drive by, doesn't he have to break up the fight (assuming it is out in public)?
Will it save your rating if you win or lose? Is there a ranking system? If so I'm down
>>55288585
So much fucking this. Couldnt agree with you more brother. The #1 best way to settle any serious disagreement between two men is a punch-out. And like you said, if you can find a way to do it amicably, it can even be fun. Society today is scared by the slightest bit of masculine aggression. ITS IN OUR FUCKING BLOOD. Its why we're not fucking extinct.
>>55287690
>rules
Fuck the law
>>55288733
Officer?
>>55285257
You gonna get your colon rumbled
>>55288951
Yea, when I was in highschool we used to have Drunk Fight Club on the weekends. I miss it
You wanna talk some shit?
We got black rumblers
we got white rumblers
we got jewish rumblers
we even got mystery rumblers.
call today.
>>55285257
It was originally designed in an idea thread on /g/
>>55289188
Can confirm. Dont have screenshot though. Also
>nice dubs
>>55285257
Do they have a nigger option when you sign up?
You know so whenever you're challenged to a fight it will contact all your homies with the location so they can jump in.
Watched The Duelists yesterday. Why is this illegal?
Nows my chance to become a bookie I can smell the money already.
>>55288951
let's see how amicable you are once i break your teeth
very quickly someone one will end up dead >>55286931
like this guy will get beat then escalate to guns
>>55288693
>the police trace his rumbr match to your phone
Prison rape time
>>55289613
>>55289613
>let's see how amicable you are once i break your teeth
You faggots mostly fight little wallabies, you Foster's swilling shitposter
I'll hook ya in tha gabba
>>55290103
>>55290120
I don't need this app I get in a disproportionate amount of fights already
just go out and tell people your views of jews and immigrants, soon you'll be scrappin like me
>>55285257
The get arrested app. The get shot on private property for fighting in it app.
Walmart is going to get a whole lot more interesting.
>>55287066
I know that was intended as a joke but I could actually see something like that taking off in Europe with all of the Muslim diaspora looking for new groups of like-minded/like-faith people
>>55289650
>not using burner smartphone
Looks like Grindr 2.0
>>55288585
The days following up getting in a fight suck, though. I mean, if you get beat up on of course. Going to work with a busted lip and a black eye sucks, but I guess this is targeted toward teens and hoodrats. All I know is that it'll lead to somebody getting shot in the first month.
They're going to get sued for a gorillion shekels as soon as someone gets stabbed in a fight.
No thanks I'll just keep competing in local mma and muay thai comps. like everyone else with any talent at all does. Might get it anyway and fight some high school niggers
>>55287066
No. You mean the app "Kuffr" and it's fine, thank you.
what if a woman and/or disabled person challenges you? I mean I guess you can choose to accept it or not but knowing the sick fucks here somebody is gonna troll this app looking for people like that to punch.
>>55288951
There is already something called boxing and martial arts, moron. We don't need the average glass jawed citizen duking it out in McDonalds parking lot because they need to vent some steam.
The average guy can't fight for shit. Someone will get fucked up bad from the get go if this beta trial period will have a triple digit amount of fights.
>>55285257
I guarantee someone will die within a month.
They will most likely be black.
>>55285257
>>55285257
Didn't that start as a shitpost on /biz/?
Guys I think I can improve this app.
>The app shares the location of the user
this but 100% of the time, even when sleeping, working, shopping etc
>The point of the app would be to knock-out your opponent, both IRL and from the app listing, so king of the hill style
>millions fighters sign up, entry fee is $50
>only one winner
>winner takes all
how can this go wrong?
>>55291691
When somebody fucking dies.
That will be great until the rapists, murderers, and kidnappers show up.
Then we need some kind of public rating system like Yelp.
Then basically it breaks down to different kinds of negative fighter ratings:
Is gay
Talks too much
Uses nail/teeth
Uses weapons in hand-hand fights
Not actually a member, just a normal dude
Too nice
Too attractive to fight
Wimps out
Is a girl
Uses sound effects during fight
The list goes on
OH I LIKES DIS RIGHT CHEA
WHERE I SIGN UP AT?
>>55291756
that's just good promotion
>>55291756
I don't figure
Just add criminal records to the sign up sheet.
>>55291778
>Uses sound effects during fight.
Oh, muh sides.
>go to tel aviv
>go on rumblr
>trash kosher faggots all day
>>55287311
i thought about using the app, but being black belt in karate i feel like that would be cheating and the fact that i am sure someone will be buttblasted and bring a knife
>>55291778
>>55288693
>nigger shows up to rumbl
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
>>55289107
Muh nigga. Although at ours, we wouldn't drink until after the fights.
"We Wuz KNOCKOUT Kingzz!"
>>55292930
"...and shit."
>>55291778
>Too attractive to fight
wut?
>>55286644
i think as long as the nignogs kill each other at a high rate we can ignore the lefties long enough to see the end of the blacks
>>55292550
>get nose stabbed
>>55291067
if a cripple/woman challenges me
i will not hesitate
can you imagine all the pent up anger towards these people are?
>>55285923
summoning winterchan
>>55288483
>the app most likely has terms and conditions which will not allow cops to interrupt the fight
Won't hold up at all in court.
>>55286819
You sound like a faggot
>>55285257
I fucking love it
Give it all of 4chan's money and make millions
Any else signed up for this? Looks fun.
>>55285257
>tfw somebody makes a fake account of you and sends truckloads of angry people to your house
I'm dead soon
>>55286107
MEME
>>55285257
>What does this say about about us as a civilization?
That our society lacks a proper outlet for our species natural aggression and competitiveness.
sounds more like we'll get events of people getting jumped.
Sounds like a good app to decrease black population rather quick
>>55285257
>Chat to heat up for a fight. Pro-tip: tell your match what you don't like about their picture
I wonder how many of these matches ends in gay sex.
>not starting a kung-fu gang and becoming the best fighters on rumblr
>>55288585
And you need an app for not being a pussy?
>>55286175
>2015
>not being best korea
Who wants to fuck with my crew?
>>55296963
Like, in a gang bang?... go back to /lgbt/
>>55296597
So did someone at /g/ made this?
>>55288585
>Had a stressful day where your boss was an asshole? Girlfriend being a cunt? Just log on, find another pissed off guy and go punch each other.
yfw they say fuck it and grab a beer
>>55285257
>What does this say about about us as a civilization?
That we need another legitimate war.
>>55285257
god, this would be easy to troll.
>>55296963
Warriors was a pretty mediocre action movie that good potential but wasted it.
>>55285257
Been waiting for this my whole life
>>55296963
Bring it you skinny faggots
>Literally just Fight Club
>Already been proven that FCs do nothing
http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2009/07/a-history-of-real-life-fight-club-copycats
Nothing wrong with a fight between two or more consenting adolescents, it builds character and endurance. Shit, they do that anyway, what difference does it make?
>>55285257
the comedy gold this app is going to provide 4chan... think of the comedy gold.
>schedule fight
>pussy out
I like it
>>55285257
THE BATTLE NETWORK I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF AS A KID IS FINALLY COMING TRUE
YEEESSSSSSSSS
>>55297778
This also reminds me of that shounen Jump manga with the plot element of having people do street fights through an app.
It had pretty bad art desu
Im going to use this app.
Ill tell people to meet me somewhere and to bring weed. Winner takes the other mans weed.
Then call the cops and tell them theres a suspicious man in that place I told him to meet me at.
I can't fight for shit, and I don't want to accidentaly come across someone who knows karate or something, but I will definitely go to watch a fight
>>55298214
>male
>doesn't know how to fight
have you considered sex reassignment surgery?
Smells like a hoax
>>55298155
rumblr international when?
>>55298214
You should learn the basics of boxing to start you off. Eventually you will be able to defeat you enemies in one hit if you train hard enough
>>55298257
>>55298408
I'm considering it now because of the app. I have a fried who boxes, he could teach me something
>>55297504
I suppose you guys are the "P 4 ants" gang right?
>>55287690
Believe it or not, you can still duel to the death on the Boston commons, thees just tons of rules about it.
>>55298503
learning or sex reassignment?
Literally the APP version of this video https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8
What a time to be alive
This is a Nathan For You stunt
>broadcasts time and location of fight
Cops will be waiting.
>>55298503
That's a good idea! Get your friend to teach you some boxing.
Look into joining a boxing gym in you area.
>>55298538
Boxing
>>55298573
Are we not allowed to fight?
>>55298569
My thoughts exactly.
>>55298390
If the app is successful then I imagine there would be an international version then.
>>55298615
Technically this would fall under the "assualt" laws depending on which state you are in.
But that doesn't stop fights that much.
>>55298739
Soon all of our Street Fighter dreams will come true
This will never even make it to the app store so I dunno why people will flip their shit. If they can pull down games for having confederate flags, they'll pull this too.
>>55298841
But we can't shoot energy blasts though desu
I don't get it, fighting in public is literally illegal. You can't even use boxing gloves to spar with your bro in public anymore. How is this app not going to get taken down immediately?
>>55299016
>we
You can just pretend, hopefuly your opponent is a good sport
>>55298851
So, is there a way to get an app without the app store? I bet there will be
>>55299120
There are other app stores, or they could just put in on their website
>>55288693
holy shit are you me?
wanted to post the same thing with the same pic
>>55285257
I know for a fact that someone from /g/ made this.
>>55299069
Bet they could meet on public prior the figth, settle a place then (maybe a park) and then rumbl quickly before anybody can send cops to the place, how long would the figths be? tops 20 mins
>>55288483
make an app where people can meet up and buy drugs but puts cops can't arrest you in the terms and conditions.
Can wait till you nerd faggots thinking you're tough shit with your black belt shotokan ninjitsu skills you picked up from watching your chinese cartoons end up like this kid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T9n8YhJGGk
>>55299069
Sounds like a honeypot where police show up before they arrive
>>55299248
We can't do anything fun
>>55298518
>that image
I remember that thread
>>55299016
it's called a hadouken you shitlord
>>55285257
Arrests of blacks go up 1000%
>Dey dindu nuffins, dey was meeting up fa church and fixin to bake some cookies.
Obama blames white people for inventing the internet.
If people are doing this for recreation anyway can we just build some fucking gladiator arenas and let these retards kill each other for our entertainment already?
I shouldn't have to watch this shit on some niggers shaky, shitty, vertical phone cam. Bring me my untrained peasant blood sports to me live and in person.
https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8
>>55299701
You got a problem with shaky, shitty, vertical phone cams?
https://youtu.be/HyQwjzfewQU
>>55298591
>>55298408
We shall train ourselves to be One Punch Men
>>55299899
100 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups and a 10 km run everyday for three years. Three square meals but only a banana for breakfast, and no air conditioning no matter what
I want to watch criminals fight to the death in an areana pls it cant be too far off
>>55292550
>>55294811
>>55285257
PUMPED
AS
FUCK
I'LL FIGHT ANY CUNT
this is going to look really bad when someone brings a gun
>>55299241
>didn't even reposte once
jesus christ its like they've fought with sticks before.
>>55300917
When I was in middle school every thursday they let us run around a field for an hour to do whatever we wanted. There was a asian kid named Nhia (or something) who wagered that if we could touch him we would win. He then proceeded to twirl around and beat us with with a stick. I will never fight another asian again, because im sure they all know kung fu.
>>55285257
>>"We have raised relatively substantial funding from private American investors and the app is fully developed," the Rumblr team told the Daily News in an email.
How much funding could you possibly need for that?
just wait until people start dying
>>55301798
this
Really? This app will close down soon after few months.
>>55285257
>stealing 4chan memes
kek
>>55301125
>private investors
Jews. Kill them all.
>>55297378
A tech-based fight club?
Yeah that's /g/
>"We have raised relatively substantial funding from private American investors and the app is fully developed,"
[collective kike hand rubbing intensifies]
>>55299069
What if they get sponsored gyms?
