Give me your most ridiculous Afrocentrist revisionist history, /pol/!
WE WUZ KINGS N SHEIT, Mozart and Beethoven were black, Emperor Jimmu was African, etc.
>>55274849
>>55274849
basically the entire theology of the nation of islam. thats what started all this bullshit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)
>>55275407
This shit is hilarious
>>55275815
According to the Nation of Islam, the Tribe of Shabazz was the only survivor of thirteen tribes that lived on earth 66 trillion years ago. After a rogue scientist blew up the planet, splitting off the moon, the other tribes perished. The Tribe of Shabazz relocated to the rich Nile valley of Egypt and the present seat of the Holy City, Mecca, Arabia.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribe_of_Shabazz
All of Shakespeare's plays were written by a black woman or some shit.
>>55274849
The ancient Celts and Vikings were black - I'm not fucking joking.
They believe this shit.
http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/articles/the-ancient-celts-and-vikings-were-black-people-by-dr-clyde-winters/
>>55274849
Just say Egypt and that Canadian faggot will come post those restarted info graphics and the Mexican "archeologist" Will back him up.
>>55276278
Yeah lol
I heard this
>>55274849
>da romans and greeks were blonde haired and blue eye'd
>we built da fukin Colosseum motha fuka!
>egyptians were WHITE
>WE BUILT DA FUKN PYRAMIDS!!
>>55277319
>vikings
>known for stealing and raping
>not niggers
>>55277585
Rome and Greece were white m8, and there were white pharaohs though that was honestly all a bit of a clusterfuck...
Obama is black
You guys may think this shit is funny and assume that nogs don't believe this shit, but they do. Literally every nig I know from work, believes this shit.
>>55274849
HITLA WAS NIGGA
LMAO
>>55277852
>speaking and working with niggers
How do you people do it?
>some stores already have christmas decorations out
>notice they have little baby jesus porcelain shit
>they have two babies to choose from
>black baby jesus and white baby jesus
>>55277852
Whatever gets them through the day m8. If your history is that of Ooga Booga, getting diseases from cannibalism and slavery and you are forced to witness daily a far superior civilisation then you might as well just make some shit up.
>>55277319
This is probably the most ridiculous one.
Close second: the Chinese Qin Dynasty was a black civilization because the soldiers in the Terracotta Army are sculpted with broad noses.
>>55278006
I ignore them most of the time and just carry on with my job, I work in a hospital, part of the Engineering staff, and they're mostly in dietary. Literally everything they do is done to make administration mad, all they do is come in late, fuck up things, and generally ruin the entire facility
>>55274849
Vikings and celts were black
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/george-washington-carver-invented-the-computer-out-of-a-peanut.453794479/
>>55277319
It's true, LOOK!
>>55278120
Have they poisoned anyone (intentionally or otherwise) yet?
>>55278120
Sad to hear, bro. No niggers here, the worst we have is gypsies and I've yet to work with one since they're either begging or working as street cleaners. Hang in there.
>>55274849
The ancient Chinese was black, and so am i
>>55274849
Here have this rare picture that always makes me laugh
>>55278321
No, I don't believe so. But I have seen them stealing boat loads of food and drinks, like how the fuck do you steal hospital food? I don't even drink the coffee here let alone eat the food.
>>55277420
I'm honestly worried about this.
There's a subsection of the Afrocentrism movement that believes that white people are invading aliens from mars. And they credit the Jews with destroying mars.
>>55277852
>be nigger
>have no clue where exactly your family is from
>the general region that you think you might be from is an absolute shithole and has been for virtually all of recorded history
>claim the deeds of more successful societies for your own in a desperate attempt to justify racial pride
You have to feel bad for them honestly.
>>55274849
WE WAZ KINGS
>>55278107
Genghis Kahn was black but they said he is asian because they did not want to say a black man conquers the world
>>55278253
>>55277319
Hell, I even read on some black revisionist site that Buddha was black and the ancient Japanese.
The black men in North America are not Negroes, but members of the lost tribe of Shabazz, stolen by traders from the Holy City of Mecca 379 years ago. The prophet came to America to find and to bring back to life his long lost brethren, from whom the Caucasians had taken away their language, their nation and their religion. Here in America they were living other than themselves. They must learn that they are the original people, noblest of the nations of the earth. The Caucasians are the colored people, since they have lost their original color. The original people must regain their religion, which is Islam, their language, which is Arabic, and their culture, which is astronomy and higher mathematics, especially calculus. They must live according to the law of Allah, avoiding all meat of ‘poison animals,’ hogs, ducks, geese, possums and catfish. They must give up completely the use of stimulants, especially liquor. They must clean themselves up – both their bodies and their houses. If in this way they obeyed Allah, he would take them back to the Paradise from which they had been stolen – the Holy City of Mecca.[39]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Fard_Muhammad
bullshit, there were black samurai you racists
Hitler was west african/egyptian mix (100% black).
The jews only starved to death in camps because they refused to be helped by black men. White pride baka.
Zyklon B was actually used in watermelon farms, not gas chambers, despite what anti-black historians will lead you to believe.
>>55277319
T.I.L. I'm not a potato nigger, I'm just a plain ol' Negro
>>55280047
>Caucasians are the colored people
read
>I'm really tired of living as a member of a minority, a nigger at that, so I wrote this fanfic in which YOU are out of the ordinary! Ha!
>>55280069
2015 and you don't realize these guys live around the corner
>>55280876
>>55278500
>Implying that we didn't invent Mars as a way of tricking the goyim into fighting for us
Put your thinking kipah on goy!
>>55274849
perhaps tangentially related, since it also falls under "darkie delusions of grandeur"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin_theory
>yfw fat activist SJWs weren't the first anti-fact lunatics to get paid for college speaking gigs
>>55275997
Farrakhan is also promoting Scientology now of all things.
goggle it, it's true.
