>be woman
>don't eat
>fit
>be man
>work out in the gym 6 days a week
>eat right
>be over 6ft tall
>fit
>>55273895
do you even know what fit means? skinny doesn't equate to being fit
how fat and butthurt are you?
>>55273895
Do you have any more colorized pictures of young Hilary?
kuso thread senpai
>>55273967
/thread
>6 days a week
You're not getting big because you're over training
>>55273895
To be fit you have to be able to do at least 5 pullups.
That's my singular criteria.
>>55273895
>be over 6ft tall
Either your 5'1"and lie that you are 6 foot to a girl or your 6 foot anything taller than 6 foot loses attractiveness to women.
>>55273967
fit girls are gross
>>55274179
I cannot believe I watched that entire thing.
>>55274388
No, they're the best.
You need some fat to have big breasts and feminine butts, but you also need muscles so you don't become a disgusting saggy whore.
>>55273967
A skinny/normal sized female is considered sexually attractive. Actual fit girls are usually disgusting overmasculinized females.
What's considered "fit" by a lot of female standards isn't your typical roid monkey. They think Channing Tatum is ripped ffs, he did a 3-4 day casual split for like 4 months to get to the point he was at in that degenerate movie. You really don't have to train that much, just eat right and stay at 10-15% bodyfat so your abs show. You should be more focussed on function, strength training, martial arts and cardio. Looks will come in time, but you best be ready for the happening. Doesn't matter how good you look when you get surrounded by niggers and lit on fire.
>>55274179
you have no idea how upset i get when that's not cheetus, thank you
>>55274466
me too anon, I just thought it would never end, longest gif poste on 4chan
>>55274617
For girls lose a lot of fat and their butts are muscle which feels gross. The testosterone boost also makes fat store less in the boobs and butt and more in the places you'd see typically on a male. Fit girls up to a certain point aren't feminine. I don't want a testosterone enriched faketits female, I want a high estrogen qt with a booty that isn't fat as fatass.
>be man
>fit
>no personality
>girls don't look at me twice
>be my friend
>lanky dude
>can strike up a conversation with any girl and keep her interested
Fitness is such a scam no one should bother. If you want to be attractive you should just sign up for some outdoor activity that requires you to socialize.
>>55273895
stfu tbhf
post more LMJ pics or fuck the hell off
>>55274961
Yep, if you're buff you can go for club sluts. If you're rich and funny you can just get a house wife, massive muscles not required.
>>55274835
>Being fit means you have high testosterone
What.
>>55273895
>>don't eat
What's hilarious is how many women can't even do this simple step.
>>55273967
you failed to understand op was speaking from the point society takes
>>55274388
I dare you to tell me you wouldn't let this woman sit on your face.
>>55275894
i wouldn't let any woman sit on my face. men being desperate for sex is a meme. i would reject literally every woman in the world dozens of times over.
no homo.
>>55273895
Hngggg
>>55276147
> would reject literally every woman in the world dozens of times over.
> no homo.
i have bad news for you anon
being physically fit is related to fat but not exclusively, I have about 20 extra pounds and I'm the fittest of all my slim friends who couldn't run 200 yards if their lives depended on it
>>55274382
>Makes men look like pedos
Cool story bro incoming:
I'm 6 foot 1. First girl I dated in college was 5 foot nothing. When I went places with her, people thought I was her older brother. She never got asked for ID to see movies at student prices. Overall, she hated her height except for when I picked her up. Thankfully she weighed like 100lbs or something. My niece, who is 12 years old, is taller and than she was.
>>55275894
>all sweaty, gross
>takes pictures of her body in tight clothes, trust issues
>matching outfit, OCD
>are those lifting gloves, either she is a disgusting manly weightlifter or she bought them just for looks
>shorts too short, nothing left for imagination
>probably a skank or thinks everyone is out of her league
1/10 only because she has female body parts
>>55277039
>Tips la fedora
>>55274332
I can do 5 and I'm still a weak skinny fuck.
Fem genetics???
>>55273895
>be over 6ft tall
Stop with this meme. We want guys that are taller than us. It doesn't necessarily mean they have to be over 6ft.
>>55274179
What the fucking fuck is this shitty gif.
>>55277186
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>>55277158
>refuse to suck up to skank cunt females
>DURRR TIPS LA FEDORA
go back to reddit you dumb faggot
>>55276687
congrats on being controlled by your nut sack
>>55277039
Those are pussy gloves idiot, girls who don't want callouses and rough hands wear them. Weightlifters never wear that shit.
>be a man
>capable and smart so can make money easily
>waste time trying to look good instead of making money
>dont get pussy
>cry on pol and r9k
tru story about how OP came to be
When the fuck did all this /fit/ faggotry become the norm? After Jersey Shore?
>>55275782
Working out releases testosterone, dingus
I think working out is more a thing men do to either give themselves confidence, gain the approval of other men or just genuinely want to be healthy.
>>55274382
>be 5'10''
>perfect male height
y-yeah t-take that lanklets!
>>55274332
If you can't too 10 pullups you're either too fat or too weak
>>55277640
Can these cunts stop taking pics of their ass? Theres enough on the fucking internet already. Fucking narcassist cunts
>>55277831
>all males in mothers family over 6'
>dad is 5'7
>i am 5'9
thanks dad for the genes
thanks mom for the poor judgment
>be fat and brown
>approach shit load of women
>get 1 date out of 10 approaches
>eventually get better at pickup
>eventually have sex
>menwhile white good looking men cry on the chan about how hard is to get women
You guys should stop crying grab your balls and approach attractive wymin
>>55273895
>tfw identify as both and fit
>>55274388
I know it's reddit but the hardbodies reddit has some sexy fucking chicks
>>55278019
Doesn't work that way bro. Every white women wants a spic or nigger these days.. If you lived in the US you'd know this
>>55276566
2:50 if you are curious what her nipple looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j8xqx4wmSc
>>55277779
Oh.. that's why you seem like such a faggot?
>>55278089
Lol maybe if u live in niggerdelphia or jew York
>>55278214
Try pretty much every major US city idiot..
>>55277523
I've only seen some faggots wearing them at the local gym though, I need nothing but my leather hands, the more calluses the better
>>55277960
I'm considered fat and I can do 30
>have cute gf i love very much
>however i work at a grocery store
>we were allowed to wear halloween costumes to work the day of
>hottest coworker shows up in a sexy cop outfit with the body of op pic
>i went home and masturbated so hard my penis had the emission of a donkey
does anyone know these feelerinos
>>55273895
>be low self esteem
>cover up insecurities with feminine narcissism
>get fit
>now that fit, threaten people with violence if they mock or upset you
>still an insecure, nancy boy, try hard faggot
this is what i think when i see every single fit fag. a whiny little girl inside using gains to cover up the fact theyre really just a little bitch with no self esteem
>>55278701
I love old dick docker
But /fit/ is full of virgins.
>>55274382
Is this manlet propaganda?
>>55278043
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>55273994
>>>>/trash/
didnt even know that one existed
>>55278609
yes i do
>go to halloween party with gf and her sister
>sister has body like this
>sister wearing super tight pants and thigh high boots
>fighting chub all night
>all come over after party
>sister leaves her boots at my place
>furiously masturbate to her instagram while smelling the inside of her boot
>sometimes cum on them after fapping to her
>gf brings them back to her sister
>ive lost my play toy
>see sister wearing these boots again
>little does she know ive cum on them and sniffed her feet
>that makes it even hotter
>>55274382
>be 5'7"
>find 5'0" Japanese qt
>she still rejects me even though I'm SEVEN FUCKING INCHES TALLER
IT NEVER ENDS
>>55274382
damn im a little under 6'2 ( like 1/5 of an inch ) im i fucked. Should I have drank less milk.
>>55273895
Is that the chick from Warrant's Cherry Pie video?
>>55279315
>be 18 and 5'7"
>older brother 23 and 6'3"
>we have been friends since my birth
>I recently noticed how he makes fun of my height
>girls overlook me and flirt with him
Don't buy into the lie brother you will always get more women than I will
>>55279239
She doesn't want dwarf children. It's a biological instinct.
>>55276147
>>55274382
You're implying everyone dates whoever they are most attracted to and not whoever they can get.
>>55279458
>Girls overlook me
Well it can't be hard.
>>55279560
>>55279782
>dad 5'11"
>older brother 6'3"
>younger brother 5'10"
>I'm 5'7"
>mfw
>>55279834
Why did yer slut mom kek your dad with a manlet?
>>55279834
Your mom cheated with a spic
>>55279834
Chin up nigga. I'm 5'7 too and /fit/. I can make light of my height with no issues at all. My lily white gf is tiny and has a big ol' rack.
>>55279878
>>55279908
>older brother is half-brother
Other way around dudes
>>55279911
I've been working out for 2 months but I can't see results. It's fucking annoying I'm just getting skinnier and shrinking.
>>55279955
>2 months
Give it 2 years and whatever you're eating, eat more.
>6'2
>198 lbs
>low bf %
>good bone structure
>>55279239
manlets, when will they learn
>>55280012
Thanks for the tips Aussiebro. I'm pretty determined to get /fit/ I'm tired of looking like a faggot.
>>55280117
If you're natty then frequency>volume.
Hit each muscle group twice a week rather than once like the big boys do. Without roids, once a week isn't enough. Only do cardio if you plan on eating to replace the calories burned.
/fit/ will be full of these threads but I avoid it because it's fag central.
>>55275894
Don't worry anon. I would allow it.
>>55274388
Ultimate pleb taste
>>55280260
I work out Monday, Tuesday and Thursday and have a personal trainer who does every muscle group each session which is an hour long. Should I go running non-workout days?
>>55274388
agreed with op desu this doenst turn me on at all
>>55279955
Mate, you need to be eating 1g of protein per lb you weigh.
>scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/
Use this to calculate what should be your daily calorie intake to gain mass appropriately.
>>55279911
You better be white cunt.
>>55280432
It's all up to your goals. I competed in a show back in 2013 and planning for my second in May. I do no cardio during the year unless I'm trying to lose weight and my running fitness is getting worse and worse. I'm quite lean even in off-season but very unfit.
If you want all round fitness then you're going to have to run/cycle etc but if you're trying to gain weight at the same time then every calorie you burn running you're going to have to eat and then some.
>>55280566
White as fuck.
>>55273895
>be man
you already failed op
>>55273895
then raise your fucking standards instead of being mad at women for having some you thirsty monkey
>be actual man
>work actual man's job
>have never entered a gym in my life
>more gains then you
>probably way more money too
god bless petroleum imo
>>55277186
>straya
Can't be fooled
>>55277640
photoshopped as hell no way her waist is that small
>>55273895
>life on easy mode
>life on bro mode
pick none if you wanna grow up
>>55279315
Taller is better as long as it's not freakish. You may not get as many women but you only draw the top quality women.
