MAJOR FUCKING HAPPENING SOON
USSR MOBILIZING ENTIRE MILITARY
US CONDUCTS SUB NUKE MISSILE TESTS OFF CALIFORNIA TO SEE IF OUR TRIDENTS ARE WORKIN GOOD
LAX HAS ALL TRAFFIC REROUTED TO MAKE ROOM FOR SUDDEN MILITARY OPERATIONS
MAJOR FUCKING HAPPENING BROS
>>55270771
>USSR
American education
>>55270771
>USSR
Jack, we won.
It's over.
>>55270771
You can't fool me.
You couldn't fool me on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
>>55270771
guys it was swamp gas
>>55270771
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MAJOR HAPPENING SOON
YOU CAN'T DENY SOMETHINGS UP
IT HAS TO DO WITH SYRIA
WHAT IS GOING ON
THE FIRST GULF WAR WAS FOUGHT BECAUESE CIA INTELLEGENCE SAID THER WAS ASTAR GATE IN IRAQ
THE STAR GATE WAS NOT FOUND IN IRAQ
ITS MOST LIKELY IN SYRIA
Go to /b/ or s4s if you want to shitpost.
>>55270771
Since when the hell does a trident missile fly horizontally? All missile fly in a curve....
>>55270771
"it's just a military training exercise."
It was just a weather balloon
>>55272191
Star gates
> remember dad driving me drunk to go see it.
Thanks for the memories /pol/
>>55272191
wut?
>>55272191
its in yemen nigga
GUYS THIS JUST IN
MAJOR HAPPENING
BELIEVE IS REAL MY UNCLE TOLD ME
CHINESE ARE USING NEW SECRET TEXH FOR UPCOMING WAR
IS CALLED ROCKET
IS VERY DANGEROUS
>>55274474
Your uncle is full of shit.
>>55274575
NO HE'S LEGIT HERE'S PHOTO OF PROOF
>>55272191
>ASTAR GATE
like the gate of astarte?
she is the equivalent of the egyptian goddess isis. funny coincidence
>>55270771
Sad thing is that its not going to happen. After the White House and Kremlin showing who's dick is bigger they will end up in a table negotiating and moving on on other issues.
>>55270771
The US tests their nukes in a less crude way nowadays, go shitpost somewhere else faggot
There's nothing happening you fucking idiots, it's literally just a test.
You guys and your happenings. It's never happening. Are your lives that sad that you NEED something to always be happening even if it means putting on a tinfoil hat?
Do you guys seriously ever get tired of being wrong?
I'll concede it's a missile but it's probably using some ayy lmao technology.
>>55274963
Don't they just simulate them on their super computers?
Trident tests happen regularly. Even third world nations do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5fOaBnlT2E
It's just a weather balloon or a drone. Go make yourself a tinfoil hat.
It's just a weather balloon or a drone. Go make yourself a tinfoil hat.
>>55270771
THESE THREADS ARE TO SLIDE THIS:
>>55245895
JOIN NOW EUROPE MUST KNOW
>>55270771
Probably getting ready for when Russia finds out it was the CIA or Mossad that blew up that plane in Egypt.
>>55275063
Yes but there's a lot of real world subcritical tests too. Most warheads were designed before CTBT. They're mostly checking that the aging chunks of plutonium haven't altered their structure too radically to go prompt critical and that the explosives haven't rotted from the radiation.
>>55270874
Supremely underrated post.
>>55274988
LEAVE
>>55271199
>mmw I have no forehead
It's just a missile test
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34759177
Saw it live last night, thought it was the beginning of WW3
>>55275423
This is probably what you would see if WW3 started.
>>55270771
>USSR
Did you just wake up from a 30-year coma or something?
>>55275423
If you're on the West Coast and you see a missile heading east (you'll only see it in the ascent phase, sometimes in the descent if they're using flares for attitude confirmation) then you can be pretty sure it's not WW3.
Likely, you'll never see an SLBM launch that's aimed at Russia and you definitely won't see an incoming MIRV until it detonates. Get worried when the Midwest reports a plume heading north.
>>55274374
Are you meaning the gulf of aden stargate?
Cant wait
>>55275237
>>55275238
>>55270771
according to Sky news it is a 'routine' test.
as I pointed out to them, if it were routing why all the calls to 911, why the panic on the internet, why no other reports in previous years of similar events happening?!
http://news.sky.com/story/1583809/police-alerted-over-mystery-light-in-california
of course because I suggested there was something dodgy going on they never approved my comment.
Literally a comet for fucks sake
>>55272191
>SG-1 was best StarGate group
>forever MacGuyver
>>55270771
>USSR MOBILIZING ENTIRE MILITARY
source
>>55275924
>literally doesn't know what a comet even is
>>55275908
>as I pointed out to them, if it were routing why all the calls to 911, why the panic on the internet, why no other reports in previous years of similar events happening?!
The plume is only visible if launch occurs a few hours after sunset and, even then, only under certain atmospheric conditions.
We are gonna smash you communists fucks into the ground once and for all
>>55276015
If you were that gutsy, you wouldn't have launched on a trajectory deliberately designed to not worry Russia in any way.
>>55270874
Underrated as fuck
>>55275908
I remember this happening at least three other times in the past twenty years...
Lemme see if I can sauce that shit though...
Oh yeah:
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/11/09/mystery-missle-launch-off-california/
Hell, I think we had a few dozen threads about it.
But yeah, new cold war is at an all time high, and then there's Best Korea - of course we're doing missile tests.
>>55275974
ok lets say that was true (im no scientist) but what about the diverted flights, there were threads on here reporting the diverted flights days before the missile was spotted
>>55270874
>>55275323
>>55276118
Is this a movie reference or something?
>>55276164
>people thinking a contrail is a missile launch
Do these people go outside and observe their surroundings ever?
>>55276164
fair enough, just seemed odd to me, maybe I'm just becoming more paranoid the longer I stay on /pol/
I guess the question now is does this test reflect a present threat they are aware of or just routine as they say?
>>55276228
Happens all the time:
http://flightaware.com/live/diversions.rvt
>>55276230
I don't know, maybe a reference to a Cold War-era political figure? JFK maybe?
>>55270771
>USSR
>U
>S
>S
>R
Kek
>>55276290
surely you aren't suggesting OP's pic is a contrail?!
they already confirmed it was a missile test.
>>55276359
>UUSSR
>>55276396
No, I'm replying that that post, that's why I quoted it.
>>55276396
Well, if you want paranoia - if you know what the wars in Syria and the Ukraine are really about, you know why we're doing missile tests.
BRIC and SOC man, shit's gonna hit the fan eventually.
>>55272673
>>55273476
>>55273892
>>55275237
>>55275238
>>55275824
Do me a favor and look at the little red light
>>55270771
>USSR MOBILIZING ENTIRE MILITARY
Did I time travel back to 1989 or something?
>happeningfag
Saged
Slide it
>>55270771
>US
* ZOG
>>55276694
major cunt detected
fuck off gay nigger
>the west fund, train and support rebels in sovereign state
OY VEY THESE POOR PROTESTERS NEED OUR HELP AGAINST THE TYRANT ASSAD
>Russia aids the leader of said nation against rebels
OY VEEEEEY THIS IS RECKLESS PROVOCATION. DEEP CONCERN
It begins.
>>55270822
>USSR
> tfw they defrost a CIA shitposter from the 80's
>>55276953
>Mfw 11.3,11.5 mean 3 and 5 am/pm on the 11th
>Mfw the rocket was exactly in November around this date
>Mfw the nuke cloud is approaching fast
I did think something was happening in till I saw this thread, pol is always wrong.
OK RIDDLE ME THIS
WHY HAVE THEY CLOSED AIRSPACE NEAR LAX THAT ALL FLIGHTS HAVE TO BE REROUTED??
MAJOR FUCKING HAPPENING BROS
HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSHOLES
>>55277594
http://abc7.com/news/secret-military-operations-to-divert-lax-planes-for-a-week/1072890/
nigga has a point
still a nigga tho
>>55276953
i mentioned this on x and nobody knew wtf i was talking about.
>>55278656
that's because /x/ is shit tier and populated by 12 year olds who think slenderman is real. They don't even know who Aleister Crowley is.
>>obama purges the entire military command over the last few years
this guna be a grimey fight. might i suggest USA & RUSSIA become one massive swinging dick, knocking down savages world wide?
>>55277350
yfw the nuke cloud is just here to mark the release of fallout4.
>>55270771
>>55277350
>The GECK won't be release until around summer
>No good quality mods until then
>Everyone playing it will have to live with a buggy shallow game until mods can fix it
>>55270874
All I want in my life is a happening.
China, please just attack one of our ships already.
>>55276953
what is the painting on the ground by the little girl? i don't know art, but it looks european. so... european art in a sand pile = european culture/history/art being buried by desert people?
spoopy.
>>55279061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_belle_ferronni%C3%A8re
>>55270771
>USSR
An ancient evil awakens
>>55277350
11.3/ 11.5 (3 + 5 = 8). today is the eighth of November. it would have been 11/8 when this rocket launched in the UK. Economist is owned by the rothschilds who live in UK. spoopy. or just random coincidences and i have schizophrenia. or both.
>>55272191
I'll have what this guy's having tbhfam
>>55270771
Been hearing a lot of 50 cal machine gun fire from the direction of nearby bases over the last few days. They are definitely doing some kind of training.
>>55270874
>>55277130
Underrated as fuck post kek
>>55279244
thanks bong.
>La belle ferronnière is a portrait of a woman, usually attributed to Leonardo da Vinci, in the Louvre. It is also known as Portrait of an Unknown Woman. The painting's title, applied as early as the seventeenth century, identifying the sitter as the wife or daughter of an ironmonger (a ferronnier), was said to be discreetly alluding to a reputed mistress of Francis I of France, married to a certain Le Ferron.
goodbye:
louvre (european culture)
wife or daughter of a working man (white 'race')
mistress (? hello sharia law?)
>>55279275
It's not the "USSR" anymore faggot. It is now the Russian Federation.
It WAS evil, and WAS the USSR when the jews were in control. Ever since Putin kicked out the jews Russia has been one of the good guys.
Stop spreading jew propaganda.
Picrelated - We need to do the same thing here.
>>55280818
The inference is that the ruling classes get destroyed by their own avarice as their subjects destroy themselves to get back at them. Le Ferron infected himself with syphilis, his mistress and through her, Francis.
>>55280819
>Russia has been one of the good guys.
>>55281043
Oh look.... a Puerto Rican jew.
>>55281013
but what does the sand mean?
>>55281251
the middle-east is a major pillar of the elites economic model. It could represent the US and Europe's dependence on Saudi Arabia and Israel to prop up the dollar.
>>55280818
The picture alludes to a revenge scheme (from the Wiki) in which a husband intentionally contracts Syphilis so as to infect his wife, who was being kept as a mistress by the King.
The power dynamic is one of a subordinate power getting revenge on both its coequal (and quite possibly the superior power) by way of a willfully self-destructive act.
Sound familiar? Some body-politic inviting a "disease" (swarmed by sand) into its borders so as to crash the system to which they nominally pledge allegiance but for which they no longer have any use?
>>55270874
overrated post
>>55274340
Space Burgers?!?
>>55277130
Best post.
>>55276953
>>55281473
when was this magazine published??????
>Scientists discovered the first known biofluorescent reptile, the turtle pictured, near the Solomon Islands in July 2015. (Credit: David Gruber)
http://ktla.com/2015/09/30/worlds-1st-known-glowing-biofluorescent-turtle-seen-in-stunning-video/
>>55282078
forgot pic
>>55282104
This. Everyone go home. It's not happening.
>>55282078
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2054278/100-000-turtles-sacrificed-ritual-slaughter-celebrate-Hindu-festival.html
Okay desu tho this is probably something unrelated to what the military claimed. Like, the only pictures of a trident at night are the ones from this weekend. Really?
Either aliens or something experimental unrelated to tridents.
>>55270771
I actually saw this with my eyes yesterday. It was the freakiest thing I've ever seen. Thanks for picture.
>>55282401
http://www.drikpanchang.com/diwali/kali-puja/bengal-kalipuja-date-time.html
>yfw the happening will begin when you're about to die of old age
>>55274908
>coincidence
>>55282401
The History of Jewish Human Sacrifice
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/jewish_sacrifice.htm
>>55276230
>>55276352
OP said USSR there is no more USSR you dumb niggers.
What's the sauce on that light?
Imsaw another thread with a bright light in the sky
I'd like some information pls
>>55282780
desu that's probably the best time.
Watching the world burn just before you kick the bucket
>>55275191
Switzerland doesn't have Trident missiles you silly boy.
>>55276230
I am not sure it might be referencing the Tom Clancy character Jack Ryan?
Happened in China before. Just search Chinese airport UFO on yt. Can someone explain how a missle does that?
>>55282164
whoah... It was published about at the end of Sept. Probable that it was discovered a month before the media storm. Spoopy
It's just swamp gas move along.
>>55285540
http://enemy0gene.tumblr.com/post/132835961504/captainamerica-in-middle-earth
HAPPENNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>55275908
I live in San Diego, where this happened
It's almost nightly you hear the ships firing and doing routines.
>>55275585
I saw one going West over my city. West coast. Red flare of some kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss
>>55287294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArWivYt208
You guys are aware that this is just promotion for Fallout 4 right?
>>55270771
I'm 99% sure it was just a small comet that exploded upon entry to the earth's atmosphere
>>55288308
>comet
Look at this retard
>>55272191
If there is a star gate, it's obviously in Mt. Herman. Nephilim please leave!
GUYGUYGUYS
I live right by an old "repurposed" nuclear missile silo by Maple Hill KS, look it up it's been made semi-famous for being redecorated. and there were TWO helicopters that have landed there tonight after 20 years of ZERO activity. Can confirm location if you guys need me too.
>>55274474
Uncle intel confirms happening
>>55277594
nigger they aren't re-routed they are simply landing in the other direction.
>>55272191
And we twiddled our thumbs for 20+ waiting for a pretext to invade over something as significant as a Stargate,
>>55288308
Military confirmed that they were testing tridents.
>>55276230
>>55276352
>>55283946
>>55284188
You kids never played MGS2???
What the fuck..... You're all too fucking young.
>>55288963
MGS3 is better though.
>>55288963
Worst game in the series
>>55288963
I have never played a metal gear game in my life.
>>55289152
>>55289172
>>55289173
You're all teenagers, aren't you?
>>55289244
I'm 21
>>55277130
>>55289244
Negr, please
Raiden ruined mgs 2 with his faggotry, was slightly better in mgs4 with all this catana breakdance and shit, but only in mgr he got this dank muchacho costume and when you wear it it feels like you are mexican trying to stop other mexicans from building a wall
>>55277130
Top post.
>>55270771
Okay, I will just ignore all the shitposting to share my own two cents.
Obviously the allegory of this rather not so subtle trident test would be to climb the tallest building, thump your chest like gorilla and yell GRRRRAGGHHHARRRNNGH!!!! In other words, ham-fisted posturing to send a message loud and crystal clear:
>Come at me bro!
>Come at me bro!
Completely and totally a dumbass move. Tridents are tested all the time and this test did not, DID NOT need to be turned into a flashing neon sign intended for Putin to read. (Testing over a major city so the rocket could put on a nice show for the media. And ultimately the Kremlin.)
Whoever approved this is bad and should feel bad. Is this what America is reduced to? Spending millions of dollars to cut WWE-tier promos?
>>55287539
WTF. Soooooooooo powerful.
>>55288713
Go out there and ask them plainly if we're going to war!
>>55278656
Because it's a role playing and spoopy stories board.
>>55289714
What's wrong with WWE promos?
>USSR
>Stargate
>>55270874
Kek
>>55289883
Nothing. The Ultimate Warrior comes up on Roddy Piper with a folding chair and everybody has a laugh.
However when two nuclear superpowers engage in such behavior you end up with lovely, pants shitting incidents like Able Archer: One side is too socially retarded to understand it's all just bluster and show. That's when things get a little scary. So maybe it would greatly benefit hotheads on both sides to calm the fuck down. :D
>>55290116
Last time i saw WWE promo was when this Rusev guy showed up with Putin face on this big TV and shit
And i was like nope, fuck this, i'll better watch russian wrestling
![WWE-Stars-Rusev-and-Lana-Are-Engaged[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3iEKGl6.jpg "WWE-Stars-Rusev-and-Lana-Are-Engaged[1].jpg")
>>55290262
Rusev who is Bulgarian but looks Greek and had an American woman (Lana) posing as a Russian, to be fair she looked Russian and did a pretty good fake Russian cliché accent.
Real life couple too.
>>55290475
He could've look not that bad but all this bullshit about "muh motherland" was too much
Plus as far as i know now he is ruined and doesn't go against good wrestlers
>>55271199
looks like a bird with a big ballsack behind a tree
>>55291006
It's a "who's behind that post?".
>>55290116
>>55289714
The two largest naval bases in the world are here.
We do Trident missile tests every few years, and every time, everyone freaks out.
Been awhile since we've done one at night though - made it a bit prettier / more likely to trip the UFO nuts.
>>55291479
Also, if we wanted to go Randy Savage on Russia's ass, we woulda tested it in China's contested waters or near Best Korea, where we have a bunch of them ready to go on a hair trigger.
>>55285983
They don't know San Diego is home to a USMC training depot.
>>55270822
>>55270874
>>55276359
>>55277130
Yes, that's what we wanted you to think
>>55291865
>>55277350
11 31 15 omg /pol
Nov 31 15 we was wrong all along!
Were fucked its happening.
>>55288560
underrated
>>55275576
If you believe that the USSR was dissolved, it is you who is still sleeping.
