Did you ever hit a woman? Describe your experience.
>>55260869
thats me in the gif mate
fucken slut
I hope to someday.
>>55260869
If you hit a woman in any first world country you're getting a 20 year prison sentence.
>>55260900
What did you feel? Pleasure? Relief? Did it improve your relationship?
Slapped an ex-gf and threw her heavily to the floor during an argument [spoiler]after she keked me[/spoiler]
I went to her house to get her out of the pad. Dumb hoe said something that made me mad. She said something that I couldn't believe,
So I grabbed that stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave.
She started talkin' shit what did ya know?
Reached back like a pimp slapped that hoe!
Her father jumped up and he started to shout, so I bombed on pops knocked his old ass out.
Pushed my cunty adopted sister against a wall. She started to respect me after that.
>>55260869
There was a 250 pound native girl playing Defensive Tackle when I was on the High School football team.
I took out her legs and she landed on me, it hurt my ribs.
>>55260869
i used to hit my sisters all the time, now i rarely do unless they actively try to provoke me.
it was alright, imagine hitting your brother but a lot more crying
>>55260934
Thanks god i am not in a first world country.
>>55261044
Lol
Women enjoy being beaten. Go crazy on them.
One time I was at work, hadn't slept in 2 days, and this chick I would sometimes talk/flirt with sneaks up behind me and grabs my nipple for a tweak. I was a zombie, wasn't thinking, I just immediately whipped a hand out and backhanded the shit out of her. I gave a half assed apology and she was butt hurt for a while but I didn't give a fuck. The end.
>>55261148
wtf happened here?
>>55261021
>>55261044
What did you feel? Pleasure? Relief? Did it improve your relationship?
I punched a chick who punched me. Really nothing to describe about it.
I've thrown a few women to the floor but I've never intentionally damaged them.
I've maintained that if a woman ever damaged me then I would damage them in retaliation but ultimately pinning a woman to the floor with a single foot after being slapped is more satisfactory than punching them.
Seriously, if you haven't had a woman beg for mercy beneath your feet you need to try it.
>>55261095
They can also say you hit them/raped them if you didn't do what they wanted ie: if you came up to a woman and tried to hit on her and she didn't like you she could report you to the police and say you raped her. That's why a lot of guys in first world developed countries turn to 4chan/vidya and don't talk to women at all.
i punched my ex straight in the stomach by sheer reflex when she slapped me in the face.. man i miss that bitch
>>55260934
Good to know I can go hitting women in your country and not go to jail for 20 years
only a loser hits woman, i rather let my gf to beat me when she cheated on me and we had fight over it. now we are together and she is faithfull because she knows i would not harm her.
>>55261190
I didn't even have to use my AK. Got to say that day was a good day.
>>55261237
Thank God I'm not in a first world country.
>>55261236
>Seriously, if you haven't had a woman beg for mercy beneath your feet you need to try it
I have a boner.
>>55260934
ahahha not in denmark
max sentence is 16
not sure if its a good thing
>>55261290
>>55260869
Yes.
I was in a karate tournament years ago and there was only one chick in it so they let her fight in our division. Most of the guys seemed to go easy on her.
When it came time for me to fight her I hesitated for a second then promptly beat the shit out of her and won the fight.
>>55261290
>girlfriend cheats on you
>she beats you up
>you stay with her
Top kuck
>>55261290
Shitty bait
>>55261290
Was getting kucked part of your plan?
>>55261271
By this logic if you don't live in certain zip codes of LA, NYC, SF, Miami and a couple other cities you can go around and hit women all you want. Jk. You won't get 20 years. Maybe 10-15.
>>55261271
Welcome
>>55260869
Had a gf that who'd get abusive after drinking and start slapping at me as we were going to sleep. One time she hit my ear and it hurt so fucking bad I grabbed her by the throat and slapped her across the face. She instantly thrust her hips up at me and then began 2 years of me beating and sexing her on a weekly basis.
She was insane though and I had to let her go eventually.
>>55261236
>Seriously, if you haven't had a woman beg for mercy beneath your feet you need to try it.
This is my dream.
>>55260869
Only my sister. She used to hit me and shit and win. that is, before I began puberty then I towered over her in weight and height.
She'll still attempted to start shit. I remember one day me and her were doing to fight, so I pushed her and she flew across the room and fell. At that moment she realized that I was stronger than her.
Funny thing is my mom always takes my side because she knows my sister is always the instigator.
Last year (I was 20) I l called her fat and she hit me and when I was about to smack the hell out of her she started backing up and telling me that if I hit her she'd call the police, after I just dropped it she ran to the phone, called her friend, and told her that I knocked her down on the ground. I never touched her.
Backhanded a girl who was talking shit about me directly behind my back in class for a full year. Guess I just hit a boiling point, swung my arm, and backhanded her in the face. Didn't get in trouble because the teacher was sick of her shit but was too spineless to do anything about it.
>>55260869
You're not supposed to hit them, you have to gently take them by the shoulders and shake the shit out of them. You can ask them if they're fucked in the head also.
>>55261370
>>55261354
>things like forgivness exists
stay being manchildrens
One time I was in line at the snack stand in middle school and I was talking to someone behind me and I went back to my spot in line and this black girl slapped me so hard across the face I almost fell to the ground. She hit me because she thought I was cutting in line or something. I will never forget that day.
I remember in high school, some mulatto fat bitch that was known to be the most annoying, narcissistic POS tried to be smart with me and take my work folder from my hands, she got pissy and wanted to fight, I for whatever reason did an shoryuken got her directly under her ugly mug. 7 Days ISS.
The most Bizarre thing about the whole ordeal was that after those 7 days, Me and my associate friends at the time kept getting stopped from class travel from all the people in remedial classes that have talked/had her in class. They all thanked me and it was genuine which was the scariest thing about it. You would think a fat guy doing a shoryuken on a thot would land me the most embarrassing moment in school right? nope, instead it made her life worse in school, till the point where she started to bring vodka in waterbottles to seem cooler then most and got expelled. Good times
Nah, never wanted to. I had a girlfriend once who was a bit of a crazy bitch and she once slapped me twice after a tantrum(thought I was cheating on her but i wasn't, i was just getting drunk with friends and i told her i don't need TWO crazy bitches in my life). For some reason this just made me laugh hysterically, maybe because i was drunk and she looked like an angry pixie girl. SO that pissed her off even more and she just started hitting me all over and i kept laughing like a maniac and we just ended up fucking.
There's never a valid reason to hit women, they're too weak and soft
>>55261290
Dank memes aside, it really is ok to forgive someone for a serious mistake if you love them...
Or if you're too lazy to find someone else.
>>55261021
[spoiler] you fucked up [spoiler]
>>55261290
What a pitty omega loser. And I can bet $100 you are a kekold.
>>55261489
GOOD LUCK KUCK
>>55260869
I've only "hit" one woman ever but it was just an open hand slap.
>have psycho girlfriend
>small argument over something stupid turns into a screaming match
>psycho bitch begins to go crazy and starts throwing shit around
>tell her that if she breaks anything that is mine then we will have serious problems
>she takes this as a threat and gets in my face doing the normal, "you won't hit me ... I'm a gurrrrll!!!!" nonsense
>she starts getting more and more physical, poking me, shoving ... stuff that wouldve already gotten a man hit
>remind her that ill make her stop if she doesnt on her own
>goes full REEEEEEEEE and spits in my face then slaps me
>youcouldvestoppedit.jpg
>reach back with the almighty fury of a man possessed and slap the utter taste out of her mouth
>immediately go off on her before she can cry and turn it around on me and tell her that it's her fault and that I've never hit a woman and she drove me to this
>she runs out but comes back several minutes later to apologize and say that it was all her fault and that she shouldnt have made a man hit a woman like that
>break up anyway several months later because she stayed crazy
>tfw I may never have a woman with a red hand print on her face sobbingly tell me she's sorry for making me hit her again & that t was all her fault
feels bad man
>>55261449
See you in 20 years :(
>>55261495
[spoiler]eat a dick[spoiler]
>be me
>fucking
>she bites
>ouch
>sailing across the room she goes
>>55261190
Regret more than anything. Not because I hurt her, but because I lost control of myself.
>Did it improve your relationship?
We had excellent make-up sex and she was notably more subservient during the following days, but I dumped her shortly afterwards.
My Sister when I was a kid
>>55260869
Yes.
My ex was a mean alcoholic. Normally I would just pull a Mayweather, wrap her up in a hug, and keep her there until she calmed down.
One night though, she was coming at me, I had had enough, and I knocked her out cold. She didn't remember anything about it the next morning, because she was blackout drunk that night, but I ended the relationship pretty quickly after that.
>>55261290
>Czuck republic
>>55261583
>>55260869
All the time, being the Top in a very degenerate BDSM 24/7 relationship.
>>55261583
kek
Spanked my gf on the ass and she slapped me in the balls. Shit hurts bro but I did it for you guys.
>>55261044
Underrated post.
I've only ever gotten into fights with other guys. Whenever women try to hurt a man, it just comes off as either weak or playful imo
>>55260869
Yes I did. I was 18 at the time, sister was 15. Kept pushing me and not giving me space, I told her 3 times to back down and I was going to make her back down if she touched me again. She pushed me and I lost my footing (we were in the hog pen at the time and I tripped over a hog) and fell into the mud. I got up, beat the tar out of her and waited for the police. The cop was a personal friend of my dads, and said he can't do shit to me because I was only defending myself, but offered to take my sister away.
Sometimes having a father who is the county prosecutor is a great thing.
I can recall one instance
>in high school
>annoying girl with daddy issues thinks it would be a cute idea to sneeze in my face
>i push her, she falls on her ass
>"wtf...? why did you hit me? i'm a girl"
>>55261486
>There's never a valid reason to hit women
Have you seen most Western men today compared to women? There are a fuckton of women who could beat the shit out of a lot of men.
And not to mention the crazy ones who attack you with foreign objects. I had one crazy bitch chase me with a metal rake. Had to hide behind a corner to get close enough and as she passed the corner I punched her straight in the jaw.
But unless it's in self-defense I agree that hitting anyone, including both men and women, is scum-tier behavior.
>>55261732
>not giving your gf daily spankings for minor infractions.
>>55260869
Only sexually, slapping her face or choking her. Feels good I guess. Never hit a girl out of anger tho.
>>55261431
I feel like in situations like that, if the guy doesn't hit her the girl will say he did, and if the guy does hit her the girl will say she didn't.
>>55261486
Proud omega looser. I can bet $100 you are a kekold.
Almost ten years ago, girl I was dating had this cunt of a roommate that was stressing her out, giving her all sorts of shit. Girl friend was a fairly weak spines person and should have stood up to her but one afternoon her roommate made my gf cry like sobbing. I don't know what she said but she didn't want to go outside anymore or do anything. I found the roommate in the kitchen and asked her what the fuck she said and to please stop this bullshit. She got verbally combative and then I said fuck this and back handed her so hard I spun around and my other hand flew back around and tapped her tit. The look of shock and horror on her face was so god damn delicious. She had a huge a fuck red mark on the cheek and the tea rest rape eyes. Holy fuck that was great. She moved out a day later. Problem was solved. There was a police report filed and I had to attend a kangaroo court at school but it was determined that I and my then girlfriend were in the right and told the roommate to pound sand.
>>55260869
i hit your mom with my dick last night lmao
>>55260869
Gave a friendly slap on the cheek to a tomboy friend of mine, got my nose bit and face pinched all over in response
[Spoiler]ass cheek[spoiler]
Can confirm, feels good. She deserved it.
>>55261887
Why are tomboys so superior? Literally the only type of woman that is tolerable for long periods of time.
>>55261431
Had to yoke my sister up when she once drunk. Told my whole family I beat the fuck out of her. Bad feels
>>55261962
Your question answers itself. Because they're men in women's bodies.
>>55261570
I had a gf who liked to start shit and I think she got off on me beating on her.
>crazy bitch gets drunk, starts provoking me
>tell her to gtfo our my house
>she goes full provoking
>name calling, shoving me, sneering and snarling
>where did that sweet girl go
>finally starts the slapping, calls me a faggot for some reason
> trying to escort her outside my house
>grabs my dead fathers picture off the wall and smashes it
>see red, lose control
>hands around her neck, lifting her and carrying her by the neck now
>her face is going red and purple as I bodily through her out onto the grass
>I never asked for this
>she won't leave, crying
>I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
>let her inside again she hugs me and grabs on tight and kisses me
>carry her 5 feet to couch and frantically hate fuck her to pieces
This sort of thing happened every few months.
>>55261862
And on that day I learned that people really do hold emotional damage higher than physical battery.
>>55260869
I accidentally punched a friend.
I punched a woman in the face outside my local pub.
She threw a wine bottle at me and it bounced off the back of my head.
I was in fucking agony, really lucky it didn't smash
>>55261962
>55261962
This desu. Hell, even farm girls are getting to uppity for me. I blame country music.
>>55261181
She tripped.
>>55261370
Nobody cared if I was keked until I posted on the Chan.
>>55262044
I'm hard.
I almost punched my mum in the face once.
When I was younger, she didn't hesitate to slap me round the face if I did something she didn't like, such as using swear/curse words or refusing to do household chores.
She would tell me that this was because she was the parent and I was the child, therefore it was okay for her to discipline me as she saw fit.
Around 5 years ago now, at some point not long after I had turned 18, she attempted to slap me once again, probably for calling her a nasty bitch or something (which she was/is and always has/will be).
I knew she was about to hit me, so I grabbed her hand, got right up in her face and said something along the lines of "Now that I'm 18, I'm considered an adult. If you hit me now, I will react like an adult will and hit you back".
She looked absolutely terrified. I felt good, pleased with myself. She tried to make me feel bad about it using her usual guilt tripping tactics, but they didn't work. I just reiterated to her the fact that, now I'm an adult that she's happy to take money from, as a contribution towards the upkeep of the house, it's only fair that she treats me like an adult.
She hasn't ever attempted to hit me since and if she did I would hit her back twice as hard. We live in an equal society these days, so I don't pay attention to all that bullshit about how you shouldn't hit a woman.
>>55260900
ure one pooftah cunt i tell you m8
>>55261431
Same story but with my dad. Used to beat the piss out of me, puberty/sports works its magic, beat the piss out of dad, never have a problem again.
>>55262044
I hope you fucked her annaly?
>>55261822
>>55261822
Meh, think what you want. I'm 190cm and weigh 90kg, I'm not gonna hit a small slim girl because she slapped me. You could end up killing someone accidentally that way.
>>55260869
I choked my ex for raising her fist to me.
>>55262241
YOURE A BIG GUY
>>55262163
Why did you take all that abuse when you were younger than 18? lol.
>>55260869
Tы тa тян? Лyчшe фoткy c cyпoм пили, ббпe никoмy нe интepecнo
>>55262202
^A fine attitude adjustment method.
>>55261290
You did it, you kissed the raccoon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W3afaJ364Q
This is a very misleading video. Try to hit a girl's ass like this and you're going to get 20 years in prison.
slapped my gf a ton of times
slapped her ass that is
>>55262275
FOR YOU
>>55261352
How did it go with the other guys?
>>55262241
So big and so afraid of little girl. She is neither your oppressive mother nor your teacher, don't be afraid.
>>55262282
I guess I was just used to it, from both my mum and also my dad, until he left home.
The two of them would always tell me that as soon as I turned 18, things would change. I would have new responsibilities and privileges, like having to work but not having to be in bed by a certain time.
Once at a supermarket I was talking on the handsfree whatever you call it, and a mate told me a great joke, so I laughed. The woman infront of me took it as some sort of insult or something and slapped me, I gave her a clean right by assburger reflex.
There were plenty of people around who saw that she slapped me without reason and I started ranting about how she almost took my eye.
It worked out fine, as a common courtesy I hung around because the cunt called the cops, but they were very understanding and nothing came of it.
If there's one thing i hate it's white-knights who think women should never be punched ever
they want equality they'll get equality. They bitch around never taking a fucking hint cause they don't think you'll do anything, a woman is allowed to hit you but you can't hit back, it's bullshit
i don't give special treatment to anyone just cause they got a vagina. If you slap me in the face you get one right back
>>55260869
>High school
>Talking to friends
>Female acquaintance come sup to me out of nowhere and slaps me
>Friend that knows I beleive in equal rights starts rushing to stand up to intervene
>Girl starts laughing
>Punch her in the throat once
>She drops like a rock
>Already know i'm going to be in trouble again
>Walk to deans office and sit
>"What are you doing here?"
>"Oh youll see here in a few minutes"
>Two minutes go by
>Dean walks by sighs, and says "come on, lets go"
>Get into room with school cp, advisor, dean, and school therapist
>"Why did you hit her?"
>"She hit me first, I believe in equal rights, and so I hit her back."
>"You cant hit a woman, anon."
>"Why not? Is a woman not equal to a man? If thats the reason then by all means let me know, but otherwise, im going to go ahead and leave, because i've done nothing wrong, all i've done is retaliated to unwarranted assault."
>All four look befuddled
>Leave the room
>Nothing else happened
I got away with knocking out a highchool girl, during school hours, inside the school building, by pulling equal rights, and the dean, who was a feminist, had no counter for my bringing up equal rights.
>>55262044
>tfw don't whether this is hot or weird
>>55261236
Can confirm
>>55260869
Hard to remember, when females goes agro on me i usually push her back and trying to remind her that iam 100x stronger and that i can accidently breake her bones even if i dont want to.
But no, no direct hits. But i remember one less tolerant friend of mine punched one really annyoing female i knew, in the face. I felt HUGE satisfaction that moment.
>>55261181
She didn't listen.
>>55262163
Kill yourself.
>>55261181
He had to tell her twice.
>>55262044
I can attest that girls do these 180s, which can end up in amazing sex. Specially if they're on PMS
>>55262319
Hi, я нe тян. I пoдивиcь нa кiлькicть пocтepiв, ББПЄ вciм цiкaвe.
A girl was going nuts on me, throwing shit, swinging. I had picked up a metal rubbish bin lid to block. I kept backing up but she kept coming. light shield bash to face, problem solvered
>>55260869
>small, squat, short haired dyke-looking chick with those huge gauge earrings that stretched her ears out starts hanging out with us, friend of a friend, we don't really know her
>you can feel the angst emanating from her as she tries to assert herself as one of the guys, despite being almost a foot shorter than any of us
>hang out with her a few times, one time we're having a discussion about women in the military, I assert that they shouldn't be in combat roles due to being weaker, friends agree
>she gets pissed (only one, other girls don't care) and says she's going to fuck me up
>we all laugh
>she gets offended and says she could seriously fight any of us
>we laugh even harder
>she gets pissed and says OK LETS GO RIGHT NOW BITCH
>didn't think she was serious but she actually starts punching me, still don't retaliate until she kicks me in the nuts
>I deck her in the face and knock her to the ground in one hit
>she starts crying, gets up and flails at me, squawking
>slap her in the face a couple times, then boot her in the chest and she falls over
>starts screaming and crying for someone to help her up, no one does
>she stands up and starts screaming FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU while holding up her middle fingers and walks away sobbing, last we saw of her
Now I know to look out for those warning signs and to avoid that type of person.
>>55261311
It's really hard not to. Works especially well with the "I don't need no man cause feminism" crowd. They go from "Im just as strong as you" to "stuck it in my bum I'm your cock slut" real fast. A shame they don't make for good wives or I'd be married already.
>>55261431
>having a pussy for a sister
My sister and I make fun of each other on a regular basis and we'd hit each other all the time as kids.
She still has a scar on her ankle when I kicked her with a steel toed boot when I was like 11
She's pretty cool, to be honest family
>>55262499
Brofist
I've never hit anyone before as far as I can remember.
I'm also a virgin and I've never had a girlfriend.
>>55262489
i dunno think of it like this, would you punch a skinny manlet who can't fight? no, that would be bullying. so just think of women as skinny manlets. they can't hurt you, you should only punch them if they have a deadly weapon
>>55262917
kek
>>55261480
Trying to imagine that made me cringe. I feel like it would have taken you a full ten seconds to wind up that uppercut.
>>55261811
Hot
>>55262487
Sweden no!
>>55262487
Surprised you didn't go to tolerance camp. Good for you.
Girl kept hitting me and I let it pass the first 30 times but the 31th was too much and I hit back and badly hurt her legs
When I look at it today I think she was just playful and trying to get my attention but I was a bit too oblivious to get it and hitting people to get them to like you isnt really a brillant idea anyway
I had a girl kick me in the leg and then slap me and then she tried to scratch my eye and I was pretty mad at restraining myself while she was hitting me because it didn't really hurt, but when she fucked up my eye, I became just instantly murderous and I think I hit her with either a right or left slap and then I grabbed her by the shoulder of her jacket and grabbed her basically under her crotch and I hoisted her up onto my chest basically and I slammed her head first like a battering ram into a wooden wall.
I fucking dropped her, and basically she probably hit her head pretty hard on the asphalt after that, but I didn't stick around because I thought I probably killed her and I just ran for my fucking life.
But it was the greatest thrill I have ever known, and yes, I've had sex, and YES, it was better than sex.
I don't think she died. But I really don't know. She might be fine. Relatively.
>>55262487
>slap almost took my eye
>be me
>be old enough to have teenage children
>be having teenage children
>be having wife with an agenda
>be arguing
>wife gets slapped
>be made homeless because of bail conditions
>be poor after she gets everything in divorce because of 'domestic abuse'
If you're going to hit her, make sure you kill her. If you don't, then you're the one getting royally fucked.
>>55261290 (yes YOU, C.U.C.K)
ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
>>55261774
>I had one crazy bitch chase me with a metal rake. Had to hide behind a corner to get close enough and as she passed the corner I punched her straight in the jaw.
Holy shit, why am i laughing so hard. What the fuck kind of crazy bitches are you people getting involved with
>>55263108
>Surprised you didn't go to tolerance camp
>>55263147
Hey, bitches have long ass nails.
>Be me
>At age 10
>At ball park because my older brother is playing a game
>Whocares.jpg
>Notice concession stand over yonder
>Cute girl there, selling hot dogs and drinks
>ManI'mhungry.avi
>Ask father for some money
>He gives
>I walk over
>There is a line
>A few people are there
>But one fat American is only getting my attention
>He goes, and other people get their orders too
>My turn
>I walk up, and stand on my tippi toes
>The girl looks at me
>Holyshit.gif
>She asks me "What do I want?"
>She said it in a bitchy tone
>I ignored the tone
>Ask for a Hot Dog, with mustard (If you use ketchup instead on your Hot Dog, then why are you even alive?)
>Hand her the money
>She takes it, nor she fucking grabs it out of my hand
>She goes behind, and prepares it
>While she's doing it, I'm getting a little pissed off
>After around like Seven minutes of standing she fucking comes
>She hands me it, and I look down
>No Mustard
>Look back up
>She spent all that time, and she didn't even put on the fucking Mustard
>I reminded her that I ordered mustard on it
>She snapped back, and told me that there are people waiting in Line
>I turn back
>Only two people
>I turn back to the Girl
>Really pissed now
>I grab the Hot Dog, and I slap her face with it
>She's shocked, and I leave her.
>My fucking face when I fucking Cringe when I remember about this
>>55262499
>I believe in equal rights
fucking loser
>>55260869
No, but I'm muscular and masculine unlike you top tier c-ucks. If I hit one it would likely break facial bones. I would feel awful. I also don't involve myself with psycho whores.
>>55260869
Yes.
>>55261489
You can forgive mistakes, but intentionally betraying trust is not a mistake.p
>>55260869
>i joked about it
>she then wanted me to do it
>she insisted
>i waited until she opened her mouth to say something n gave her the good old bitchslap
>she started crying and ran out of my dormroom
>she forgave me
>havent rly spoken ever since. she became my oneitis kindof
>still in same uni. no idea if/how i should try to go for her
>>55260869
A drunk guy started on me when I was out jogging. I dropped him quickly (I box) then the woman he was with took off her high heel and charged at me with it. I'm not ashamed to say I left her laying near her idiot partner.
>>55262953
If the skinny manlet hit me first then yes, somebody needs to put the fucker in his place
>>55263257
honestly man nothing to be a shame of
I had a girl I really liked in my bad
We had been hooking up for the past month
I tell her that we should go out, that I like her a lot.
she asks why we should go out, and I said that we get along together well, we're always hooking up, etc
She says, so? I hooked up with that other guy (she originally told me he *tried* to kiss her and that's it)
so I said, you told me he just tried to kiss you for a second
and she says in the most condescending way, "actually we made out for whileeee"
I tell her she has 5 seconds to leave my room, and I count to five, and at five I grab her by the hair and throw her off of my bed. She tries to actually punch me (I didn't even grab her hair hard) but I pushed her away as I saw her raise her first. I then take her phone from my bed and throw it at the wall by my door.
She left
last time I ever talked to her lol
this was a year ago and i still think about her a lot
>>55260869
Twice:
> Using computer for hw
> Histrionic drunk mom begins hitting me in the back of the head because she wants to get on
> Ignore her
> Comes back with an electrical cord and begins whipping me in the head with it
> Ignore her until she finally pisses me off and push her away
> Stumbles backwards onto the floor
> Immediately begins crying that "YOU DON'T HIT WOMEN"
> idgaf
2nd time:
> gf at the time
> Drinks rum
> Gets seriously histrionic
> Hits me in the face with empty bottle
> Bites me when I restrain her
> Get seriously pissed off, punch her
> While she's in shock, barricade her in the bathroom
> She's screaming like a wild animal in there, thank god I live far away from any neighbors
> Eventually she passes out
> Break up with her the next day, tell her to gtfo
i did not hit her its not true i did naawwwt
>>55263309
>I'm muscular and masculine
In your fantasies.
Hmm, I have the worst luck around women.
>Winter comes, first snow, friendly snowball fight
>Throw a snowball at a girl, hit her right in the fucking nose and make her bleed.
>Playing football at a villa before all the drinking
>Girl tries to steal the ball from me
>Do a sick spin and try to run past her, she jumps in front of me
>Boom, she's on the ground breathing heavily because she landed on her back
fml
>>55261352
Was it worth it?
>>55261021
just because she laughed at you?
asshole
>hitting a woman
Whats the point? By doing so you just help her play her game. The most severe punishment is to turn around and ignore her.
>>55262953
Skinny manlets like Nick Diaz? Carlos Condit? Jeremy Horn?
Good luck underestimating all your opponents, jackass. All it takes is for you to get pushed into bad footing and then you slip or she pushes you again or you twist your ankle and you fall back and hit the back of your head on a bench and you could be fucked up for life or even killed, it happens all the time.
People get in streetfights all the time and they crack their head on the sidewalk and they never get up. It doesn't take a big scary monster to beat your ass, dude. It just takes one rock for your foot to slide on when you can least afford it.
>>55260869
it was stunnig
>>55261486
>they're too weak and soft
This
they just want to be hugged and fucked right
>>55260934
I got 50h of comunity service for a slap.
>>55260869
I like to slap my girlfriend's pussy with my hard cock.
>>55262499
Noice
>>55262034
Seriously, please consider rephrasing that.
>>55263695
you're kind of arguing my previous point now though. that MIGHT happen, sure, but if you punch a girl, especially someone like you(i'm guessing you're into MMA? i stick with boxing), it's much more likely you'll kill her and spend the rest of your life in jail, deservedly
>>55261290
>only a loser hits woman
>>55262202
sick fuck
>>55262044
I gave a cousin of mine a choke hold once. When I released her she was as purple as an eggplant and her eyes were bulging out. She immediately started to cry and ran off to tell on me. We were like 6 at the time.
>>55263660
One slap feels better than a million ignores.
![93pAn26[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bvaWDUO.png "93pAn26[1].png")
>>55264019
>>55263209
SKANKY bitches have long nails.
>Be like 19 and high as shit
>go to friends birthday party
>one of my friends has a new GF
>She's anoying as fuck and keeps fucking with my hoodie chord.
>Tell her to stop a billion times
>she doesn't
>Give her a lite friendly pat on her head
>Everybody goes bananas
If I did that a couple of years earlier nobody would have cared. It was a typical "kids" fight but because she's of age now and being a total brad I can't even pat her on her head when she's fucking anoying?
>>55260869
Many, many times, but only in the bedroom ;)
>>55263928
Google ethology.
>>55260869
I hit my sister after she non stopped bitched at me for weeks. felt good. but there was a lot of backlash. It was worth it though, and was actually less of a bitch afterwards
>cheat on gf in high school and she breaks up with me
>i get into drugs
>drink a bunch of delsym and pop percacets then head over to her house early morning
>shes sleeping but lets me in and we lay down together
>shes laying on stomach and falls back asleep
>put my hand down the back of her shorts and start to finger her
>she wakes up and stops me, then tells me shes been sleeping with another dude
>i get irate (typical for me on opiates) and give her the meanest charlie-horse
she told people i raped her and hit her. good times.
>>55264986
>giving a grill a charlie horse
Stay rad ameribro
half sister has been antagonizing me for a couple days.
finally get fed up when she's trying to bother me
slap her clear across the face
that was basically the reset button for our relations
everything peachy keen after that.
sister implied some shit about my ex gf and our relation
so i slapped her, not hard but i did.
I used to hit both my sisters when i was really young
>>55263650
>Dumbnigger Republic
You may continue.
>>55264986
>she told people i raped her and hit her
And you didn't go to jail?
One time I got so angry at my sister I shoved her violently to the ground. She scratched her legs a bit and was bleeding.
I was in 7th grade or so. Definitely in my moody puberty phase.
>>55264986
You did though, white nigger.
>>55264986
>she told people i raped her and hit her. good times.
but you did, hope you got charged, you bitch
GF hit me yesterday for the first time ever. She just went into rage mode and leaped at me.
Don't really know what to think.
>>55265656
Did you hit her back?
>>55260869
I have hit a girl before. As in, a little girl. But it's okay because I was 8 years old and she was 2 or 3 years older. It was in a karate class as part of sparring. Her father was the instructor, so I was nervous I was going to be penalized if I hurt her. We both had a habit of keeping our hands too low to defend our faces, but unlike her, I kept reminding myself to keep them up high. We were both hesitant, and I was waiting for her to do something, but I decided to just go for it after a while. My first and only punch landed on her nose, and I think it bled. She immediately started crying.
The moment I saw that reaction, I thought her dad was going to kick my ass. He didn't though, and he just tended to his daughter.
>>55263257
Don't worry bro she's probably a gay now.
>>55263147
I watched a men's sports injury compilation video on YouTube and I saw exactly that. Some basketball player got his eye taken out by a swipe that didn't even look like it touched him.
I've never hit anyone. Not in anger or fear, anyway.
Former girlfriend got in an argument with me and tore my shirt open and then started trying to hit me in the balls. She got me in the balls so I gave her a single knuckle across the temple which proceeded to swell up to the size of a walnut.
Somehow ended up escaping jail for that. She would try to start arguments and get physical again but I was more restrained. One day she tried to start a fight again and I would not hit her as hard as she tried and she told me she could just leave marks on herself and go to the police anyways.
Noped the fuck out after that.
>18 years old
>only job I could find is a part time at some factory
>on my second day an old mexican lady of about 40-50 comes outside as i was entering
>starts yelling at me about how I slept with her daughter or someshit
>slaps me with her entire body force
>out of reflex I headbut her and knock her down
>Get arrested and fired from the job.
>the lady tried to sue me too but she didnt even know my name or who i was so she sued some one else for raping her daughter and breaking her nose.
>>55265817
No. I stopped her, and went inside.
If I would have hit her, relationship would have ended there.
As it stands, it still might end. But she realizes the gravity of what she did immediately.
She didn't do more than bruise my side, but next time she could be holding garden tools, or a knife, etc.
>>55261181
She fell down some stairs.
>>55260869
> Be 13 playing basketball with the neighborhood girl. She starts shit talking me and taking the game real seriously, she probably had a crush on me to be honest but I was pretty dumb back then.
eventually throw basketball in her face. >big mistake
>dad finds out and belts me hardcore, never hit a girl again, but she still had a crush on me and I wound up fucking her for a little.
>>55260869
Ex wife punched me once, so I punched her back.
"That's not fair, you're stronger than me!"
"Why would you hit someone who you know is stronger than you and expect no consequences?"
She did it again. It only took about 3 light punches back and forth til she left the house lol
One time my ex wouldn't let me leave during an argument. She was blocking the door so I punched her and chipped one of her teeth. We're still together though and she forgave me.
I am not a pussy so I've easily been able to restrain women without hitting them when the need has arisen.
Their first reaction is generally to try to pull away/fight back but they quickly give in and accept that I'm in control.
I started Uni about five years ago.
Met a girl and instantly hit it off, a month later we were fucking nightly and skipping classes all day together.
I fell for her badly, but before I actually asked her to be my girlfriend she became abusive.
Nothing monstrous.
Just the odd few knocks to my self esteem, a few snide comments here and there.
It escalated though, she started putting me down all the time, right in the middle of sex, infront of people.
I loved her.
She told me she'd never go out with me but I still stuck by her for some reason.
I knew it was fucked but I was lonely and in a strange place, I was drinking a crate of beer everyday and failing badly in my classes.
I was reduced to a shadow of myself when I started, I was so full of confidence and happiness before her.
Then she started slapping me.
Hard, across the face, just occasionally when we were arguing.
I got real fucked up on gin one night though.
Some bullshit argument, same as always.
She slapped me and I saw red.
I grabbed her wrists, pushed her backwards across the room and threw her down onto the bed hard.
After that I left and she apparently spent the night crying on the floor. Called everyone else in the block to her room and told them what I'd done, how it brought up memories of her abusive father.
I was ostracised.
Had to move to a different dorm and eventually dropped out.
She destroyed me entirely, she made me the monster, she made me hate myself.
I smacked a girl at a bar once. It felt pretty good. We are married now.
>>55261290
This better be b8
>>55262241
Why not refurse it?
Female: I am 1.60m and wheich 50 Kg Why would I start a Fight with him? He could end up killing someone accidentally.
Bitches are just stupid and deserve to get hit if they start shit.
Same goes for Small guys who start shit, no mercy
>>55263999
Kek also Nice trips
after a night of shagging I wanted to take a shower and wash all the sticky off but she wanted me to keep going... She became wild and angry and came after me grabbing me pulling me back to bed.. I pulled myself away and went into the bathroom in another bedroom.. locking that door .. she was pounding on the door yelling at me to come back to bed so I opened the door and stuck my hand out to push her away and kind of caught the side of her nose with a fingernail giving her a little scratch... sorry I prefer just shutting them out that hurts them infinitely more than a slug or a slap
>>55266769
>lady
Kek
>>55262753
GODS WORK ANON!
only my mom
>>55263343
Meh. I would just bank one desu.
>>55267110
>belts me
Your dad is cuntlicker
>>55260869
>Middle School
>girl passes gum to everyone around but me
>I was small dorky white boy on bus filled with Mexicans
>Made fun of all the time.
>I said fuck it, Took the gum that was going around and grabbed a piece for myself.
>she went ape shit.
>cussed at me the whole time. Said she was going to kick my white ass.
>my bus stop came.
>she gets up and refuses to let me off the bus
>I snap because partly I'm missing dragon ball z.
>I hit the shit out of her.
>she falls back and realizes I'm not weak despite being white
>bus driver was big Mexican guy.
>said I should never hit a girl. Refused to let me off the bus.
>I kick the door open and walk out.
Felt sooo good. That whole thing awakened me from my shell. I no longer took shit from anybody anymore for any stupid reason.
>>55269120
Me as well
>>55263378
Cool Photo ANON
>>55263451
Move on Anon. You deserve better. You can do i.t.
>>55269120
Good start
>>55261181
She tried to run.
>>55267123
This, Woman are just dumb.
If I would be a skinny skeleton I would not pick fight with a 6' 200lbs Fit Guy.
Pick your battles, woman cant into strategy or logical thinking.
>>55261480
SHOOORYUKEN!!
>>55260869
Men hitting women/children deserve everything they get :)
Most degenerate low-scum thing to do.
>>55261774
I had a similar experience but she had a gun instead of a rake...oh boy was it fun getting myself out of that situation.
Fucking firearms man being such a great equalizer without it I would of rather liked my odds even when she had a knife(which she did a few times eventually working her way up to using a gun).
>>55261095
is Bulgaria first-world or second-world country?
>>55270361
If you asking -a third world gypsy country.
In middle school I was picked on a lot, but instead of running ane crying like a bitch I would just knock my bullies to the floor. So I was sort of targetted by the tough guys after kids noticed this trend (and I still would win these "fights"). This rule applied to women too.
Once this little negress, the only one at our school (not in a bad area) got pissed at me because I talked back to her about something... So she started screaming and throwing tons of punches to my stomach. At first I tried just pushing her away, since she was lower than my shoulder, but the nigger gods gave her strength on that day and she kept going and going until she knocked the wind out of me. At this point I waa out of options, so I gave her a single punch to the temple.
She suddenly stopped, wobbled back and forth a bit, and then she almost fainted. She backed the shit off after that, but one stupid hick bitch was like "U CANT HIT A GIRL I SHUD BEAT U FOR THIS" and I was like "are you kidding you'd get it too." The teacher and principal of course took the nigger bitch's side, and when I asked why they said "you can't hit a girl".
This was about the time I became "sexist"
>>55270687
It should have been the time that you realized that you had autism.
>>55264664
>>55262044
This has happened to me multiple times with my girlfriend and I can't break up with her... Except she has mental health problems not an alcohol problem :/
>be me
>sixth form
>have a odd relationship with this one girl
>she's a psychotic bitch, but has a very fuckable face
>in a really bad argument/fight with her, another trashy whore and this weeaboo white knight
>i'm pretty fucked up
>bitch throws hot tea over me
>shitty members of staff back me into a corner
>she gets closer to me, possibly to hurt me
>ohnoyoudontbitch.jpg
>i punch her in the nose and she runs off crying
It really wasn't a cool as I make it sound, shit was pretty brutal and I fucking hate all of the people involved, especially that white knight cunt and his fat ugly face with his trashy girlfriend. The girl I punched never came back, I guess she's in a different school now, should of done it sooner desu
You should find her, Anon.
I bet she still fantasizes about the day a male put her in her place.
>>55272095
Fuck. Fixed the typo but forgot the quote.
>>55272095
Meant for >>55271682
>>55261431
>Older sister beats me up when we were kids
>Hit puberty
>she'd scratch and hit me all the while I looked her dead in the eyes while she did it
>Could feel the fear seeping out of her skin while she stopped and realized she can't hurt me
>never did it again after that and made me pancakes the next day before we left to school
>>55261431
>I never touched her.
I did not hit her! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaaaht.
>seven or eight years ago
>out with some friends (male and female)
>one of them brought someone new to hang out with us
>it's one of those "Oh I'm just like you guys" girls
>tries too hard to fit in, the other girls in the group are just shunning her
>at one point hits me on the shoulder
>tell her to calm down before I slap her down
>she snorts and says some bullshit about hitting girls is for cowards
>some time passes
>she hits me again
>grab her by the neck and start slapping her
>hear from one of the other people in our group that she asked for my number
>get asked out a few days later
I swear, that chick was just plain insane. But good Lord was she good in the sack.
>>55261044
Yeah and then two years later you died from AIDS
I open hand slapped the ever living shit out a girl who kept on being a cunt, but besides this fighting with my older cousin when I was a kid. She was a cunt too.
>>55267528
Honest question: why not just murder her at that point? What did you have to lose exactly?
>>55269168
no, he was justified she really didn't do anything to deserve it
During sex. Slapped a few. Choked. Hit extremely hard with a belt. All of it by request. Weird feeling tho.
>>55269168
my dad is a far greater man than I can ever hope to be, it's depressing
>>55264986
So to summarize
>cheat on gf
>break up
>be druggie loser
>sexually assault her
>get mad she sleeps with another dude even though you aren't together
>hits her
Is your name Tyrone and do you live in Detroit by any chance?
>>55263814
got nothing for doing the same, I guess it's because I'm an immigrant. allah bless sweden.
>>55263480
>second date
>new years eve
>both intoxicated
>argument about something dumb at her house chick goes crazy tells me to leave
>putting shoes on at door about to walk out
>bitch attacks me i guess throwing me out
>grab her by the shoulders trying to hold her back while walking out to my car
>she follows me all the way to car door punching and scratching me
>drive to closest gas station and park not trying to get dui
>cops pull up and arrest me for assault
crazy bitch called the cops and told them i punched her in the face multiple times but she managed to over power me, she had no marks on her meanwhile im covered in bruises and scratches.
i come very close to losing my government job and end up paying over 2 grand in lawyer fees, charges ended up getting dropped after 12 months of pretrial probation, paying a 500$ fine and taking a month long anger management class.
this is the world we live in where a woman because she is angry can ruin a mans life with a lie. Remember you are guilty until proven innocent.
>>55269538
>>55266987
>>55262570
>>55262550
>>55262104
I was a little kid in elementary school, in the playground. An older girl was there with her friends watching the kids play. She went up to me, bent over, and told me I was cute. In response, I punched her in the face (for whatever reason). Apparently I broke her nose, but I think that was just something they told me afterwards to try to make me feel bad.
I got in trouble about it, but mainly because I didn't give a shit and didn't understand why it was a bad thing.
>>55273340
this is also the last time i will ever date a negress.
>>55260869
>be dating a woman
>check out her phone
>see texts from some guy
>confront her
>I dindu noffin
>grab her phone, show her the texts
>goes into ape mode
>slaps her face
>feelsgoodman.jpg
No, even though I've felt a strong urge to beat some sense into a partner when they've been irrational hysterical cunts.
I was once with a psycho girl that was into rape play and always caused a lot of drama, one day she exploded and shouted at me she did all that shit because she wanted me to beat her up like her father did.
Only my reflex, woman tried to slap me. Block it and twist her arm.
>>55262275
FOR YOU.
>>55269227
Reminds of me that time I slapped a girl in math class.
>class is over and we're just hanging out
>fat bimbo starts talking shit to everyone, including teacher
>I tell her to shut up
>She starts clawing my face with her two-inch long nails
>She thinks its funny
>I back-hand the bitch, not hard but I bet it still stung
>Wipes the smile off her face
>She looks at the teacher to back her up
>The teacher looks away, smiles and says, "I didn't see anything."
>Bimbo in shock
>The five other students in the room burst out laughing
Math teachers are based.
>>55261352
I wrestled a girl who only had one arm in middle school--AAU tournament. She was also double jointed (I know it's not the correct term but that's the colloquial term) so she could bend her shoulder socket all the way around and her hips were like spaghetti. I managed to get her in an arm bar and cross faced the shit out of her because I know most people aren't too focused with a broken nose, but she just kind of... Rotated around? Like her torso and appendages all rotated back towards me at different rates while I had her locked up. Creepy shit, she won.
>>55260869
Nope.
Y'all are pathetic.
>>55274757
Someone's a woman. :)
>>55274757
Honestly, should women never be hit? What about if it's another woman doing the hitting?
>>55260869
Spanked a girls butt to get past her in a club. She's pissed, tell her to slap me for it..two big awesome bitchslaps. She falls in love with me.
> Source: I'm alpha as fuck.
>>55274757
why?
>>55260869
i used to kick girls when i was a wee lad
i also pushed my grandmother while she had her tits out.
she fell and slammed the back of her head on the floor pretty hard.
i also hit my mom a few times.
i don't give a fuck
>>55275080
>>55261236
this pleases me
>>55274757
>y'all
liar confirmed
My sister and I used to get into fist fights when we were small children.
I didn't punch or slap, but I threw her around the kitchen a bit and bruised her up. She did instigate, though. We were having a heated argument, and I was getting angry to the point that I was ready to blow up. I told her I was leaving, she stood in the door way and wouldn't move to let me leave. I told her I need to leave, I'm going to blow up if i don't leave. she wouldn't let me. I threw her acoss the kitchen, she hit the countertop and cupboards, i grabbed her and threw her across the kitchen again, she hit some other things, repeated this a couple times, bruised her up. she should have let me leave. I was arrested and spent a few hours in a holding cell.
>>55275080
Seems beliveable
