i love this man
>liking meme candidates
Trump dancing is something that inexplicably fills me with joy and hopefulness for the future. I have no idea why.
>>55258059
This. I love his dancing.
>>55258059
LOL, TIL that trump basically has only one dance.
>>55258096
>>55258146
It's proof in the pudding that he's white, like me. Deus fucking Vult.
>>55256108
>implying non meme candidates have a chance in 2015
>>55258146
>>55258096
>>55256079
Actually, that was done a little too well. Looks like there's a little muscle memory there.
Something tells me he actually knows how to dance.
>>55258253
The guy is a multibillionare, he's probably been to more than one corporate ball
>>55258253
I am upper class, I had to learn how to dance in etiquette school.
>>55258343
I'm middle class and I had to learn to dance in public school
Everyone in the UK has at least a cursory knowledge of ballroom dancing
>>55258343
>>55258400
fucking lmao, fucking fairies holy shit. did they teach you how to smoke cock too?
>>55258343
Post a time-stamped picture of your dick to provide it.
>>55258518
prove*
>>55258508
Joke on you, I was the class nerd and got to dance with the smokin hot 25 year old teacher at 14
>>55258508
>did they teach you how to smoke cock too?
yes.
where do you think the term 'faggot' comes from?
>>55258588
Confirming this. The girls class was taught by an old spinster crone, the boys were taught by an extremely hot 20something.
I assume so we would pay attention.
>>55256079
Are you gay?
>>55258764
Loving trump is totally not gay
>>55258756
Day once she said that she would rotate who she was dancing with so everyone got a classmate
Then every week I got to dance with her, cause I was the tallest boy at 5'6" and very slightly taller than her, so it made things easier for demonstration.
Everyone was so jelly
>>55258242
come on people it's 2015!
Trump all night, Trump all day, I love this man and I'm not gay.
>>55256079
>that guy flopping around on the floor like a fish
>>55258508
everyone on the gymnasium in germany has to learn it too
>ameriblob
>civilized
>>55256079
I watched this with the first smile I've had in months!
Trump makes me motivated to do great things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Ph82UNnNg
Lmao he literally won 90% the black vote with this video
Twitter exploding with
"Oh shit son Donald Trump killed it!!!"
>>55256108
>implying your favorite candidate isnt a meme
>>55259349
listen to the audience
WHOAAA AHAHAHAHAHahaclapclapclapclap
whooooaaAAHA AHahahahahahahaclapclapclapclapclap
WHooooaAAAHahahahahahahahahclapclapclapclap
that so funny guys
>>55256079
>This is what presidential candidates must do now to be elected
There really is no hope left for us.
>>55258185
DUDE REPUBLICANS
>>55259175
Dont worry, soon German youth will be learning about Islam since dancing is haram.
>>55259616
He's playing the game, brah.
He will make America great again.
>>55259743
Doesnt change the fact its pandering garbage. Yet people wonder why the presidency isnt respected anymore.
>>55259817
go to bed gramps, its past your bedtime
>>55259817
Trump does what he wants. He did SNL because he wanted to, because he thought it would be fun.
Excellent. Clown on drakes stupid dancing. He got my vote.
>>55259817
so if SNL called you up you would chicken out and look like a pussy?
>>55259817
>>55259616
This is why conservatives never win anymore.
They're too autistic to adapt to current trends. Everything has turned into a meme. Therefore, you need to be able to wage meme warfare.
>>55256079
>>55259817
when you have people voting for Hilary just because she's a woman and "IT'S 2015 COME ON" then you need to push back with things like this
>>55259968
Glorious
>>55259968
I wish they would've did something like this on SNL
>>55259817
A lot of Presidents have been characters.
LBJ used to hold conferences on the toilot.
Andrew Jackson used to walk around and beat people with his cane.
>>55258508
fuck off back to your slums, pleb.
>>55256079
DUDE MEMES LMAO!!!!
HE CAN INTO MEMES
HE ONE OF US :))))
>>55259907
>They're too autistic to adapt to current trends
Yeah, sure, thats what the GOP needs, more pics of them using selfie sticks, making duckfaces with celebrities, appearances in music videos.
Are you a woman?
>>55260048
>Andrew Jackson used to walk around and beat people with his cane.
Truly the greatest president we ever have Nativefags still BTFO'd
>>55260048
The LBJ one is surprising.
The Andrew Jackson one is not surprising.
>>55259968
The fact that this was made weeks before the SNL sketch just makes me kek.
>Meme magic is real
>>55260211
The GOP needs to win above all else. Who gives a shit what you have to do in order to gain power?
>>55259899
I'm not running for president.
>>55259349
>Lmao he literally won 90% the black vote with this video
No he didn't in fact people were saying he is trying hard to win the black vote by doing that
>>55260272
Hillary Clinton?
>>55259710
andmaybe tyrone can show you some moves after he fucked your wife
>>55260364
>No he didn't in fact liberal white people were saying he is trying hard to win the black vote by doing that
FIFY
>>55258508
>ballroom dancing is gay
What's it like being 12?
trump the best
the spirit lives
>>55256079
Why doesn't this raise anyone' suspicions that Trump is the establishment candidate?
>>55260268
lol this
whoda thunk it
>>55256079
Are the dance and lyrics references to the Drake song or something?
I don't listen to mainstream, multicultural trash
>>55260595
Because Trump=ratings. It was a foregone conclusion that they would invite him to a show that is struggling in the ratings.
>>55260370
What about her?
>>55260595
because he is literally self funded and him being anti establishment is one of the main appeals of him. wtf are you on about?
>>55260744
>Because Trump=ratings. It was a foregone conclusion that they would invite him to a show that is struggling in the ratings.
I would accept that explanation.
>>55258508
>tfw nobody taught me how to dance
>too awkward to bother learning
>this has cost me women
I mean idk what's worse, not dancing and disappointing my dates, or dancing anyways and completely making a fool of myself. I've tried to dance badly and just laugh it off, but once you fail at something in front of a woman, no less a woman surrounded by her cadre, you've lost all sexual potency.
Seriously, it could be anything, you could fail to open a jar of nutella that's crusted closed, and you'll be judged for it, just refuse to duo the thing you know you can't.
>>55260790
Why should I trust a man I never met?
He reminds me a bit too much of Clinton, yes he made many wise choices while investing and made himself into a brand name, but in the (now lost) tradition of Presidents with political and moral aims he is lacking.
And his, as one anon stated in another thread, love of the camera, his naming everything after himself, his grandiose plans just exhibit selfish hubris aimed at making himself great. I agree with some of what he has said, our border is incredibly porous and there has been a net negative affect from it. But personally I just don't see Trump as presidential material.
>>55256079
He will make humor real again.
>>55261155
He'll definitely win.
His win is kind of a backlash against what Bernie and Hillary represent, the choking uptightness of social justice and politically correct. America want's to be able to joke again and relax, which in many places is now near impossible.
>>55261042
I can smell your fucking bait from here. Are legitimately going to tell me that unless you meet someone face to face you don't trust them? You sound like you have aspergers. Let me guess You get to know the owner of your bank by taking them out to dinner before opening an account? Nah you're probably some tinfoil retard that keeps all his money under his mattress. Trumps running a train on this election and there's nothing you can do about it bitch.
>>55261283
Unless I meet someone I cannot gauge them personally, no. I can't "know" someone from polished sound bites, rehearsed skits, or written speeches and platforms spoken through the television.
>Trumps running a train on this election and there's nothing you can do about it bitch.
Calm down, no one ever won anything with explosive anger on an imageboard.
>>55258400
I remember when my Grandad was in the RAF in WW2 he had to teach the new recruits how to ballroom dance.
>>55261669
Have you actually listened to a single Trump appearance? Your dumb faggot ass actually thinks those are written prior?
If this was Sanders, you faggots would be complaining that he was dancing to "nigger music" or some bullshit about the downfall of our culture and society, But guess what, daddy trump did it, he's the best! I hate you faggots so much.
>>55261669
It's an imageboard like you said, I can type whatever the fuck I please. I'd be more polite if you didn't say something as fucking stupid as "Why should I trust a man I never met?"
You trust a hundred a people a day you never met just by walking out of your goddamn door. You sound like a paranoid schizo saying something like that. This is the feedback you deserve for typing that on the internet nigger.
>>55261865
This would be true if he were not fucking hating by everyone but shills. And the faggot is not white, he's a filthy kike.
>>55261865
Bernie is a fucking Jew faggot, their culture is already fucked beyond redemption. Trump is a WASP and fucking proud of it. Your hate only fuels Trump and his followers, I know this because I'm already feeling the strength I'm leeching from your ass-fracture.
>>55261996
>no. I can't "know" someone from polished sound bites, rehearsed skits, or written speeches and platforms spoken through the television.
It's a decent point.
>>55256079
amerikeks continue to vote for the best entertaining puppet
kek
>>55261996
>You trust a hundred a people a day you never met just by walking out of your goddamn door.
What kind of comparison is that? We're talking about the position of the President of the United States,
>you trust people everyday
That doesn't mean I agree with them, nor does that mean I "trust" someone.
A bank teller has little to gain from screwing me, but there is much to gain from being the President.
The benefits from mugging me is minimal and the risk high,
This is waste of time. Talking to you is a waste of time.
>>55262115
I don't hate Donald Trump, it's not that I even dislike him, I'm just pointing out what boypussy cocksucking faggots you losers are for daddy trump.
>>55262122
Yeah but he's implying that he has to personally meet every politician running in order to "Trust" them enough to vote for them. And that's such a logistic nightmare it's practically impossible. I can't take "Hur I don't vote" people seriously.
>>55259686
LMAO
>>55256079
1 of like 3 actually funny moments in a 90 minute show
SNL really needs to go away
>>55256079
trump will win simply because he is the tallest, mark my words
>>55262270
It's entirely reasonable to not trust someone that you've only seen on tv, that expresses his joy of manipulating people and wants me to vote for him for president.
If this guy is going to president, all hope for any humanity is gone, for the americunts that is. I'm already flabbergasted, how can Trump have a chance ffs..?
>now hit me with a refugee joke you guise.
>>55256079
This GIF work so well with this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
Can anyone work on it?
>>55262368
while you were complaining about our emperor many hundreds of refugees were molesting children in your country
>>55262213
You're on /pol/, your entire time being on here is a waste. Breaking news. And some guy stealing your SS and/or committing fraud and ruining your credit is so much more of an immediate danger to You than some guy you don't like getting in office.
>>55262216
You don't roll out 3 part insults for something you don't care about. Face it, you're ass mad. And I'm here to tell you that you're a limp-wristed faggot. You sound like a Randlet with all that impotent rage desu senpai
>>55262438
Webm*
>>55262473
It's less to do with trump and more the quality of debate on this board.
>>55260364
Implying black people see through ruses like that.
"hey im black lmao"
"oh shee he black daw he got my bote"
>>55262313
its bc they turned down the audience laughter in case of hecklers. its a proven effect that w/o laughtrack things are more awkward for retards who need to be told when to laugh
i guess you're a retard who need to be told when to laugh
>>55262638
It's not retards, it's a subconscious mechanism in your brain. Laughter is contagious if you don't have some social disorder. Hearing other people laugh at something makes you more likely to laugh at it or find it funny, stupid or not.
>>55262462
I said hit me, not pet me.
>>55256079
looks like a vapowave music video. so ironic
>>55256079
You're getting annoying.
>>55262801
The birth place of whiteness is being overrun by third worlders and the people that live there are okay with it.
he really has only one move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JFXSnfb5fw
right hand up and move weirdly
>>55262744
nope, it is retards
i was w/ friends last night and we were all laughing at the sketches, bar the laser one, and we were surprised at the lack of a audience laughter, i think they either were afraid to laugh in front of their socially conscious friends or just generally just had sticks up their asses. also the turning down of the audience laughter doesn't help the cause. its a shame bc retards will then just jump to the conclusion that it sucked w/o any kind of reflection.
so yes, ill say it again, if you always need to be told when to laugh you're a retard
>>55262438
Working on it now lad
>>55258400
We did line dancing in PE in middles school.
>>55258146
>TIL
Back to leddit
>>55263110
Thank you so much! Try to cut the parts where he speaking and the "tax guy" text.
>>55263362
>>55263110
Oh! And loop the video 2 or 3 times.
>>55259968
If I was the guy who made this I'd be hyped as fuck.
>>55263230
Fuckoff tripfagwhore
>>55263362
>>55263414
Processing now, link forthcoming
I am SOOO excited about the dance. Whenever I think about The Donald I get so excited I think in my head "do the Donald!" but I did not have a dance to do. Now I do, thanks Donald!
>>55261753
did he wear a skirt?
>>55256079
What a fucking joke of a Presidential candidate. He's a complete embarrassment
>>55262902
His dancing is so cute there.
>>55264465
>pig fucker talking shit
>>55264465
It matters not to you, Achmed.
>>55264003
I think It will be better if you leave the part where he speaks, so the video will be too short. I'm trying to do my version with an online editor.
>>55264465
>shitposting in a mosque
If Hillary did the skit, liberals would be thinking it's the greatest thing ever and be all #EPIC
>>55264874
https://youtu.be/Ioyy0dNFepk
Get around it gentlemen
>>55262638
>if you don't find dumb liberal bullshit funny you're retarded
>>55256079
Even based Trump mocks Drake.
>>55256108
I bet you don't even believe in meme magic
>>55263047
All I know is that They did like one season of Red Dwarf without laugh track and it just wasn't the same.
>>55264948
kek
>>55265195
>if you don't find dumb liberal bullshit funny you're retarded
yes, now you're getting it, thank you for repeating my main point
>>55264948
Perfect!
We need answers to this question
>>55266001
>Non normies dont understand what he was doing.
They were making fun of Drake and his new song where he dances like he's got a snake in his ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>55267870
Oh yeah forgot to mention, the moves get really crazy at 4:00
>>55264948
righteous
>>55262902
what a terrible sketch
>>55269079
>I hate fun
>>55259907
>meme warfare
I audibly kek'd
>>55259907
Bernie fags like to call Trump a meme candidate. What they don't realize is that 2016 is going to be a meme election.
>>55256079
Why is his lower back always stiff as a board?
Donald Trump: Making Memes Real
>>55270051
People aren't very graceful when they're 69 years old
>>55269984
Memetic Warfare is a real thing. Just ask the military.
http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf
Those are nice glasses
>>55259907
so where are the bernie and shillary memes?
I haven't seen one
>that are positive anyway
>>55270253
>>55270397
god damn i hate his face so much
no one could look more like a kike, he puts the happy merchant to shame
>>55263865
I'd rather be a tripfag than a Ledditor.
