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2015-11-08 16:48:01 Post No. 55255849
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2015-11-08 16:48:01
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Hey /pol/
My name is David.
I am a time traveler from the year 2139. My home is the former USS Wisconsin, pirated in the Year of 2089's War of Attrition. I can't explain how I got here, it wouldn't make sense to you. And I don't have much time.
You have to help me spread the word. Don't vote Hillary. I can't let you know which republican candidate will win the nomination, but I can let you know that his/her name rhymes with arson.
Hillary makes him/her apologize onstage for jewing a statement he/she made into being misogynistic, and it fucking ruins the republican campaign.
When she's president, she fucks Putin.
She literally fucks Putin.
Bill gets really mad and writes a book about how ironic it was and has a heart attack and dies face down in a plate of raw pastrami.
The media is on fire and Hillary announces on RT that she never loved Bill or America and livestreams herself riding Putin's cock in the warroom and they both do a bunch of meth and launch low ordinance nukes on the Baltics, France, Ukraine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Finland, Chile, Brazil, Egypt, Turkey and Canada/Alaska. Sleepers indoctrinated during Hilary's campaign and subsequent hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian/Syrian refugees allowed into the US and then indoctrinated were activated to create havoc on the streets of the US.
It only gets worse from here. Lucifer gets involved.
Just vote Carson.
