why dont I have a GF
OH SHIT i FORGOT i WASNT ON ./b/
>>55250587
Cut your damn hair
>>55250587
you have the face of a trap
>be the change you want to see in the world
Well, only 5% of the population or so are lesbians, so you have to search more than straights to find someone
>>55250587
You are too handsome for a GF. You need a boyfriend, I'm sure you have a feminine boypussy.
>>55250587
fagget
>>55250587
your standards are too high
you are a pussy
one or both of those
>>55250587
Just starting taking hormones bro. I am sure you will find a big burly Bubba with BBC that will make you his perfect white GF
>>55250587
You don't pass, hon.
>>55250621
my hair looks like shit and i still have a GF
check mate ameribro
>>55250587
Maybe it's because you're a flaming faggot?
Youre too ugly. Go move to asia or something.
>>55250587
not all girls are lesbians
>>55250730
Is that your hair in pic? Its better than op germanbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
>>55250587
DYEL ?
>nuff said.
>>55250647
Im a guy
>>55250651
Kill yourself
>>55250690
Not really
>>55250718
Ew
>>55250726
Pass as what. People on /b/ have said Im MtF and others Ftm
>Tfw cis dude
>>55250732
>>55250753
Britbongs being assholes. The people who voted for Cameron twice. To be expected
>>55250802
No. I dont like sweating or exercising. I only exercise to avoid getting fat
>>55250587
I thought you did. She was a tranny of some sort, and you two were operating a flophouse for Socially inclined LSD-imbued Millennials.
>>55250857
you look like Tinytrip from /fit/
>>55250857
You avoid getting fat via *diet*, not bench pressing.
Chick dig dudes who are assertive and confident.
Start conversation about stuff you know about.
Personality goes a long way. It's not all about body size, DESU.
>I banged a fat chick who was cool and witty.
>I was drunk.
>>55250730
Dat jawline
>>55250916
>/fit/
Kill yourself
>>55250944
Ok.
>>55250825
literally anyone can get a girlfriend, the world is teeming with fat ugly insane autistic girls with weird laughs who would definitely want to date you
the world is also teeming with frightened little pussy boys who are too scared of rejection to ask out anyone
>>55250905
Nope. Im alone
>>55250978
Im not scared of being rejected. I just really dont like to approach people. It sucks because there are few chads where i live and I see opportunity.
Also, no. Ive established no SJWs
>>55250989
I've got bad news for you.
You look exactly like a somethingsexual I know. Like, down to your goddamn moles.
>>55250970
what is wrong with /fit/? it's together with /pol/ and /k/ the holy trinity of the right wing
>>55250944
This guy gets it
>>55250944
booze goes a long way tbqh family, you don't even need personality.
>>55251047
But I'm a radical leftist
>>55251042
Y U DO DIS?
>>55251066
Dont take britfags seriously
>>55250587
I watched all your videos a week or so back. Pretty good. You are my favorite fellow /leftypol/ shitposter.
>>55251093
dont drink or want to.
Welp, it actually happened to me. Didn't think it was going to but it did. My gf who broke up with me last month, came back to me crying and saying she wants me to take her back. I'm weighing my options at this point.
>>55250587
Because you are a cute twinkish guy and they are supposed to have boyfriends.
>>55251109
What's my channl then?
Sorry. Im not trying to be a dick. Just checking.
Is that pic a shot at me
>>55251047
>with /pol/ and /k/ the holy trinity of the right wing
>right wing is a mix of homo-erotic, desert eagle loving nazis
Literally kill yourself
>>55251100
> I'm a radical leftist.
This explains why you're such a faggot. Thanks OP, you've cleared up the mystery.
Hire a hooker or someshit if you want to lose your virginity that badly.
>>55251167
Hey britfags can be funny when they arent being mean to me!
>>55250617
>>55250617
answers self
>>55251147
One of the videos is about internet gommunists and I have the link on my HDD somewhere and I'll eventually get around to spam it on /leftypol/ and see you take the blame.
The pic is a /leftypol/ mod.
>>55251192
Its not about sex or virginity.
>>55250587
When you're good looking girls hit on you and give you an opening to flirt/talk to them in order to hook up.
>>55251245
Okay. Yeah
How to be an internet communist
Note that video was inspired by tumblr and leftist reddit
Also. Roasting the mods
>>55251291
Then why hasnt that happened?
>>55251309
Because you seem very effeminate.
>>55250587
>why dont I have a GF
Because of women.
>>55250587
you are a kid, dont try long hair unless you are some sort of god like Fabio lanzoni.
less wavy hair, more "spiky"
>>55250587
Because it's hard to talk to girls when you have a dick down your throat every minute of every day?
>>55251167
i meant the people on this boards are the most conservative
stop spreading hate eternal anglo
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