If ISIS came to your door and asked if you were Christian or Muslim and a gun nor sword was available, what do you want to say or do?
I never answer my door without my shotgun since people have 0 reasons to visit me.
>>55247481
Say I'm a Muslim, and I'd like to join their fine organization.
Learn their identities, and plans, and the locations of their meeting places.
Tell Putin everything.
>>55247481
i would tip my fedora
>>55247527
You're in Belgium, you don't have a shotgun.
>>55247545
"Excellent, would you mind now quoting a passage from the Quran to prove what you say?"
>>55247481
>a gun nor sword was available,
Sucks to be European, don't it?
>>55247556
Maybe you can convince them that there is no God and it's a flying spaghetti monster. You'll never know until you try
>>55247545
Could you cite any of the Quran?
>>55247589
Durka durka! Muhammed jihad!!!
>>55247581
Fuck jews and get bitches
-quran 9:11
>>55247585
Educate yourself.
>>55247585
kek, nogunz
Tell them I am Christian and await my reward in heaven
>>55247624
I kek'd.
>manual action
>straight pull kek
Oh and how much does a AR-15 cost in the UK?
£2150 or $3235 US
>>55247641
even if it means certain beheading?
>>55247545
Nice Taqqiya there, faggot.
The only real answer is: I am a Christian.
>>55247682
Your point, shitposter?
>>55247527
Is it because they know you've a shotgun?
>>55247769
And then they say "convert or die"
What do you do?
>>55247581
>radical muslims having read the Quran
>>55247790
You may as well have posted that you can still own crossbows (if you can) you fucking asbo shitposter
>>55247481
Cant comply. Keep and AK and a battle loadout with medical gear. I would straight up fight them. Hollering deus vult as I desperately try not to get killed
>>55247481
> implying I answer my door.
Could be the TV license inspector you utter mad man.
>>55247847
Don't they just cut the cables outside your door? Or do you get sattelite?
>>55247847
I kek'd.
Are you allowed to own pistols in Ireland? easy to get?
>>55247816
>>55247801
>>55247875
>>55247750
>>55247682
>>55247641
>>55247625
>>55247589
>>55247564
>>55247581
>>55247481
ISIS allows christians who pay extra tax. And since I'm not a kike my religion is more important than money
>>55247911
>>55247916
Spoiler: they don't
The tax is always (by law) 150% of your income. You might be able to pay for a little while if you have assets or savings. Eventually, you die.
>>55247481
But I do have a gun, and various knives.
>>55247481
scream WOLOLO and hope they convert to christianity
>>55247976
What sort of gun?
>>55247481
>No gun available
>Answering my door
Pick one
>>55247481
Till valhall
>>55247564
You can own any gun that isn't an automatic one as long as you do some piss-easy test and don't have a criminal record. Belgium is pretty based when it comes to gun laws compared to the other countries in Europe.
>>55248019
A rifle.
>>55247481
I turn off the intercom and don't open the door.
>>55247963
>The tax is always (by law) 150% of your income
Source? ;^)
>>55248039
Could be wrong, bretty sure they are banned there
Picture with something Canadian or fuck off.
>>55247481
Allah Ackbar Death to the infidels comrad
>>55248065
>Could be wrong, bretty sure they are banned there
You are wrong.
>>55248038
This is an Aussie-legal glock.
17A
120mm barrel and 10 rnd max capacity
Would this be legal in Belgium?
Also is there such thing as a Belgian dip?
>>55248100
Anything that isn't an automatic assault rifle. You just need a permit for your guns which takes like 2 to 3 months. Unless it's some shit like .22 calibre of which you can buy as many as you want.
>>55247481
where do i sign up? also how many isis points to i need to get a qt loli?
>>55248230
Also is there such thing as a Belgian dip?
Honestly I'd rather die than convert.
My family has kept our religion for the last 1900 years (+- 100 years), protecting it from the fucking mudslimes.
Thank God we packed up and left for europe before shit hit the fan
>>55247481
My gun is always available.
>>55248286
>believing a meme started by the eternal Anglo
>>55248302
Syrian Christian?
>>55247481
>not being armed when you are in an area with active ISIS membership.
You deserve what you get.
>>55248302
lp general?
>>55247750
Torture scares me a little, so crucifixion will suck but beheading is not any worse than other ways to die.
Truly hope I would really stand firm
>>55247481
Since I knew a situation like this will come I do a proper sunni salah, taqqiya works both ways,
>>55248484
Are you big as in frame and weight? could you fight? thin? circumcised?
>>55248489
Do you reckon it will happen in Germany soon?
I have an axe fixed behind my door.
Deus Vult motherfuckers.
>>55248572
Next to your plunger? back to cleaning British pub toilets m80
ITT: Nonchristians
Go watch Passion of the Christ and remember how much torture Jesus endured for not denying his faith.
>>55248603
Was it recorded live?
Or was it fundamentalists making shit up?
>>55248603
Surely God does not expect believers to submit to torture and misery? he knows who are believers, surely.
>>55248500
Decent sized, but it is not the point. Being martyred serenely is the ultimate sign of a true Christian with real supernatural faith
>>55247481
>gun nor sword was available
Well, first of all that isn't a plausible premise in a country with a privately owned, unregistered firearm for every man, woman and child, with thousands more being sold each day.
That said, unless my house was the very first door they knocked on, I'd have probably heard about it and I'd already be out hunting them well before they reached my neighborhood in significant numbers.
>>55248595
Austria plz, you are thinking of Poland. My people are organized crime lords abroad.
>>55247481
"You will disown me three times," -Jesus
Disowning your religion out of fear is a mortal sin. Dying for Christ is an act of matrydom
>>55247481
neither, i'm a proud western man who is enlightened by my intelligence. i would tell him that i support his war against white people and the patriarchy and we would probably wind up sitting down and having a conversation about feminism.
>>55248683
Meanwhile I don't know if I can muster the strength not to wack off before bed
>>55248683
I see.. do you think your faith is strong enough to allow you to do that? second question, how often do you attend church?
>>55247481
implausible in America, remember you're on /pol/
we're all armed racist skinheads with babby murdering fully semi-automatic assault weapons OP
>>55248764
Not sure at all
I try for daily, but depends on work and whether I think it is more pressing to goto confession over mass
>>55248764
The other thing though is that it is super natural faith, sourced from grave from God. Only by his grace would I be strong enough
Use the agnostic version of taqiyya. I think it's the non-aggression axiom. Say I'm a Muslim aloha snackbar.
>>55248366
>>55248455
palestinian
>>55247481
If they can get past the barriers of pigs blood and beer , I'd gladly tell them I'm a Christian man and that Jesus Christ is Lord.
Torture is scary but I will die for the Lord.
>>55247581
"The Prophet married Aisha when she was 6, and consummated their marriage when she was 9."
Bam.
>>55248942
Normally I hate you Pakestinians but if you're Christian, you're at least human in my books.
>>55247481
Say Christian, get martyred, free ticket to heaven.
>>55247589
"Humanity is but a single brotherhood, so make peace with your brethren" - Qur'an 49:10
>>55248976
pls, not a paki, anything but paki.
I'm ok with sandnigger or camelfucker, but don't compare me to those fucks making Oslo even shittier
>>55249055
Wow, Mud-niggers can't even follow their own rules, not that I'm surprised, after all the Kuran is nothing but Muhamid's shitty blog and is full of contradictions.
I'm a shitskin with a beard so I'll just say Muslim and recite the testament (la ilaha illallah muhammadun rasull allah) then use my video editing skills to release new recruiting propaganda for the khilafah,
I am a Jew
>they move on
>>55249135
then they'd definitely kill you
>>55247481
Say it's none of their business and to get their smelly rag-headed barbarian ass off my porch before I thumb their eyes out
>>55249079
Hey, at least you're a Christian with a fucking soul. If you were a Paki Christian, that would be okay too, but yes, agreed, Pakistanis are generally subhuman cancer.
Saying you are a Muslim or quoting a verse from the Holy Q'ran is not going to save you!
You will be asked questions such as the Name of Mohammads (pbuh) Mother or who is the right successor.
best go down fighting rather than end up as a WEBM on /pol/
>>55249177
Is that what you believe? Good goy.
>>55249177
>then they'd definitely kill you
>ISIS
>>55249217
They would definitely kill him, Mud-niggers are green with jealousy about Jews.
>>55249177
>ISIShin bet will kill one of their own
>>55247801
>What do you do?
I won't convert.
>>55249238
>Daesh
>not being a bunch of mercenaries and fanatics fighting for shekels while killing all non-muslims in their spare time
It's like you don't even listen to Putin
>>55247481
i didn't know the cia and feds started making house calls.
ah well, in any case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_awICqs-Us
this isn't satire so rev up the KEKS
Nobody cares about us desu.
>>55247624
>manual action
>no automatic pistols
>MUH BUHRETT FITTY CAL LIKE CAWADOODY
That's adorable, Britain.
>>55247810
I suggest you read it, and see that the """radical""" muslims are doing exactly as it tells them to do.
>am i being detained ?
>>55249407
>this
trust me, I know from personal experience how bad the mudslimes are, and now that the kikes are egging them on it's getting worse and worse
>>55247481
Neither, fuck off.
>>55248065
Stupid bogan guns aren't illegal here, this is just a myth we let spread so americans don't flood our country!
uhh...neither..
>>55247481
Pic related
>>55247481
Gun is available
>>55247481
After seeing my mongol facial features i would think that the guy would just turn and leave and i would get back to drinkin vodka.
>>55249312
Why not just try to pull a Peter? You'd still have 2 left.
>>55247624
Now how much paperwork must you go through to touch one
>>55247581
"Don't have sex. You'll get pregnant, and die" Surah 420:69
>>55248721
>"Organised crime lords"
>abroad
Shouldn't be proud of trafficking and gypsies desu
>>55247481
Dunno. I'm neither so I'm not even an infidel. I'd probably convert if they told me to. What's the point in resisting? It's the same religions with the same bullshit with a different cover. Might be pretty chill to get to take breaks in the middle of work day to kneel on a mat and stuff. I'd still eat pork and non-halal food tho.
>>55247589
In previous incidents where they've let muslims go and killed everyone else, they ask them to either recite There is no God but Allah etc etc in Arabic, or the name of Muhammeds mother.
>>55247624
>need to ask for specific permission to even consider owning any of those
>self defence is not considered a good reason
>>55250114
Don't you guys even get to have hunting rifles like us? Pretty much everyone here has at least one hunting rifle in the family even though barely anyone actually hunts.
i would tell the terrorist to shut up and then call the police so they would come and put the terrorist in jail
>>55249447
Yeah, all those hundreds of kikes in Norway, damn them. Do you actually believe that the islamization of Europe is their doing? They suffer from it the same as you and me, and at this stage perhaps even more, as muslims hate jews even more than christians and atheists. For example, jews can't really live in Malmö anymore because of the constant threat from muslims. Besides, do you think jews really have that much power, as there is like a 1000 jews in Norway, and 1300 in Finland.
You gotta take the ultimate red pill, Åke, and see that the jews as a whole are not to blame for this shit. Liberals, left-wing hippies and their sentimental, useful idiots are, be they white or jew.
>>55247585
>>55247624
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>>55249184
>>55249212
>>55249466
>>55249515
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>>55250114
I just wanted to remind you britfags that 1984 is closed and closer every day
>>55249389
How is Greece right now, I know about 14 or so people who have immigrated from Greece to the US whom I'm friends with
>>55247801
>>55247911
rip in piece
>>55247481
Ask him how much Israel is paying him to give muslims a bad name.
>>55247481
I'd serve them tea and cakes. They lived in my neighborhood and I know some of their members.
The bad thing is, my area is majorly dominated by muslim people and the ISIS members there behave themselves proper.
>>55247624
Is 556 legal in the UK? If not , how would your twinkle toe "Bobbies" know the difference between 223 and 556? They only carry dildos at work anyways.
>>55247481
start making monkey noises and tell the stupid fucking nigger to go back to africa.
>>55247481
I'm a jew. You can't kill your master/benefactor.
>>55247790
>>55247911
Butthurt Nigels trying to shut down the discussion of how keked they are
>say I am a Christian
>pay jizya
>>55247481
tell them that they need to get their sandnigger ass off my property as I chock chop them into the driveway and trip them down my steps and curb stomp his ass.
>>55247616
>quran 9:11
kekd hard
>>55247481
>implying mudslimes in bumfuck tennessee
>>55247481
>gun nor sword was available
>>55247481
Kill the cunts with my jack-knife, failing that attack with my bare hands. I'm sure I could take 1 or 2 out before I get my head lopped off. There is always my wife and 2 kids, they would most likely shoot, then there is my 4 doggies. Now that I get thinking about it I'm pretty fucking safe here at home
>>55248650
he said endure till the end, and if god didnt spare his own son how can anyone expect any less
>>55250464
I always knew South Korea was worst Korea.
Also, I've seen St. George's flags in my town, as well as Union Jacks. It's not illegal. The picture is just out of context.
Please stop with this retarded meme.
>>55247481
Say I am a Christian. What else I won't bend the for some mad twat.
>>55247481
im a atheist
>>55247481
I would tell the cia to go home
Catholic.
now pls martyr me
>>55247624
I can buy a semi auto ar-15 for Less than $800 , all it takes is a quick call to the police to make sure I'm not a nigger and I don't beat my wife , how easy is it for you to get one?
>>55252222
>he has to ask the police for permission to own a gun
How CA/NY/IL/DC?
>but I respect those quads
>>55247481
>say that you're Catholic
>tortured then burned alive
>hedindunuffin
>he wuz a gud boi
>flips everywhere buttmad
>become posterboy of ISIS brutality
>ISIS steps up and kills more catholics
>pope decides to launch crusade to eradicate the islamic menace
>canonized after a few years
I see no downside aside from the torture part
>>55252405
Not him but I can tell you that IL sucks a long shlong (we have fuck tons of sand niggers but the girls are at least nice don't get me started on the niggers and spics though)
>>55248012
Underrated
>>55247481
> no gun or sword
> 2015
> not being able to protect yourself
Im sure you can call the police to pick up your corpse.
I'd say I'm atheist and close the door.
>wouldn't even lock it.
>>55247481
allahu akbar habibi
I'd ask them what part of the legend on this door medallion they were struggling with.
>>55247616
>>55248286
Yes but with beer foam
Why isn't a gun available?
>>55255154
>>55255154
guns are illegal
>>55247481
>a gun nor sword was available
that means that they dont have one as well
if isis unarmed then i tell the truth and shut the door
if armed then tell the truth and start fighting
I know the Quran off by heart anyway. I'll just quote surah al fauthah, as its the most common passage, and most revered. Here I'll try and transliterate it into English masha'llah
surah al fauthah
bismillah at rahmanal raheen
al hamdilliah ilrabeel al amin
ar rahmanal raheem
maliki yamideen
iyyaka naduduwa iyaakah nasta eeen
ihdinaas siraatal mustakeem
siraatal ladheenaan antaalaiheem
ghaereel maghduby alaiheem waladaaleen
ameen.
ALLAH HU AKBAR VICTORY TO ISLAM
>>55248100
Hey Glock bro
>>55255417
lol so are the songs on my mp3
so what?
>>55247564
>You're in Belgium, you don't have a shotgun.
Does not mean it can be used. My six year old girl can put down a dangerous or delicious animal. By no means is the typical liberal capable of defending what is theirs without fumbling around for the police first. My little girl knows to shoot first, and run the police later. When I'm on the road (which is often) I know the chances of a nigger breaking in etc, are very small, but I also know that the jigaboo is eating 50-60 grams of lead in buckshot form
Smack him in the nose and shut the door
>fearing a smelly brown midget
>almost 2016
I MEAN COME ON
>>55247481
Stab the first one right in the face with a kitchen knife that I was using to clean pork chops. Ten yell for my many armed neighbors who will make short work of them from the upstairs windows.
>>55247581
ALLAHU AKBHAR
>>55247481
I know this room, is this guy in tbe western sydney area?
>>55252575
>>pope decides to launch crusade to eradicate the islamic menace
Top kek. The pope is a nigger-loving socialist faggot. If there's another crusade it's going to be led by American evangelicals, just like after 9/11.
>>55255552
Amazing.....another shitskin muslim from the UK
>>55247481
I always yell "what business do you have hear?" through my door before I open it. I only answer the door if they respond "my business is my own"
>>55257973
>a crusade for israel
The Iraq war is what led to ISIS taking over in the first place
>>55250300
We are not talking about the poor and middle class kikes,the rich and powerful ones are doing this.
>>55247624>semi auto in .22 cal and below
Wtf is below 22 cal?
>>55247481
If Isis came to my door I would say I'm a Hindu, and then poop on him.
>>55247481
I'll introduce him to my spear, bow, hammer, axe, dagger, crossbow, throwing knives, or weighted chain whip
>>55247942
saved
>>55247481
close the door
>>55259478
For what reason?
>>55247481
give him some candy
He wouldn't have survived past "infidel, what religion are you and is there a weapon nearb-..." because i would have shot him in the mouth and burned his corpse in my front lawn. Eat that niggerloving muslim-embracing libtards!
>>55247810
Go be a kek somewhere else.
>>55247481
Say that Im a trans nigger-tractor-pig-furry-octokin-japanese katana loving-atheist-tranny-etc.. and that they are oppressing & triggering me with their beards ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
>>55247481
I'd tell him/them to fuck off then I'd report to the feds/dhs/police promptly.
>the only smart thing to do
>>55247481
In 1976, at the age of eight, Andrew Ash was raped by his headmaster.
Andrew's headmaster had connections to the BBC.
Andrew was brought up in a children's care home in Bradford, in the UK.
Andrew was trafficked to Amsterdam in Holland for the purposes of child sex.
The customs officers and boat crew turned a blind eye to the trafficking.
i fucking love her
>gun not available
Oh Australia.
>>55248302
Viking Paganism?
>>55247616
kek
>>55259525
It depends on if by .22 it means actually .22 or .22lr
>>55262679
I'm in love.
>>55247481
Probably wouldn't answer the door if ISIS showed up.
>>55247481
Well most likely i will look the intercom cam and call police and wont open the door.
After bandit 90ties and perestroyka majority of russian flats are little fortreses with cams and serious iron doors.
Even tho all that shit is over, as we say in Russia. "Бepeжoнoгo бoг бepeжeт", which is God protects the one that can protect himself.
>>55247481
I wouldn't answer the door just in case it was a bill collector.
>>55261310
The mouth? Center mass is the more responsible shot.
stay scared of them bogeymen folks, keep giving up your liberties in return for all that 'safety' from anti-terrorism, your government really care so much for you all.
>>55247481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twuiF2Ft8bk
>>55247481
>Answering the door for people you don't know
Shiggy
>>55247481
Car battery acid, high pressure wasp spray, or say im muslim revite the shahadda befriend them theh after a few years exact my revenge.
Tell them I'm a Christian willing to pay the Jizya.
Buy a gun immediately after.
GET THE DOOR JIMMY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTEImx8BLs
>>55247564
something about flightless birds
>>55252405
He's talking about NICS maroon
>>55255434
>how to defend yourself from a shitfaced russian who doesnt have any ammo, and also appears to be moving incredibly slow
>>55259525
17hmr, BBs
I would rally my soldiers and charge my enemy until one of us dies.
This is the ONLY way to deal with kebab.
>>55266783
YOU PAY DNEPTS FIRST
>>55247481
Pull out cock,begin raepage.
>>55266959
How about you blow me, sfoljiatelli?
>>55267136
Last time i visited Athens i could get 5 euros blowjobs from your women, Stavros how about you lube your ass with that olive oil of yours and hop on my fucking dick, you smelly half turk
>>55267358
>european mexico giving anyone shit for any reason
>>55267474
Mashallah brother, i shall take your post in great consideration, Abdul
>>55267358
This gabagool Somalian spending half his lifetime earnings getting a blowjob from an Albanian tranny
get a load of this guy.jpg
>>55267537
:^)
>>55267593
Nice try trump
>>55267774
Nice try shitskin, now let's do it again without Britain and without Mussolini and see how long you last
>>55267879
I'm pretty sure we will go as far as Rome this time, and there won't be a Hitler you can cry to like a regular, Italian mama's boy.
>>55267964
Said the guy who had to pawn his airports to Germany and his shipyards to China because he was too busy cheating his welfare to realize how fucked his country was.
Don't worry, now that you don't have jackshit anymore you can still go and suck dicks 5 euros a pop. Turkey will be your first customer, i can tell you already :^)
>>55247481
I never answer the door if I am not expecting visitors
It could be the debt collectors
>>55267216
>/k/ stops a home invasion
use my tomahawk or dirk
>>55268166
At least I will be fellating Islamized Greek dicks when you are having countless Somalian dicks using your ass like migrants use highways to go to Germany
>>55268712
Nice homoerotic fantasy you got there Greece, you even took time for a metaphor, bravo
>>55247481
Jabhat al-Nursa Flag?
>>55248100
>In Australia we can own a plastic toy
How cute.
>>55249407
>albanian here
Not at all. Just because some psychotic Arab rulers use it as a means to achieve some political end, does not mean that's the case. Check out non denominational Islam for instance www.free-minds.org
