For those of you who haven't seen this yet... you have to. Sam Hyde has a stand up in front of hipsters and liberals and instead of doing comedy he goes on and on - Charlie Kaufman style - about why homosexuality is a perversion, why it's antisocial and basically a mental illness.
People standing up and leaving all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ
(I meant Andy Kaufman)
Lurk more, you dumb newfag.
>making butt promises
Fuck off Sam
>>55244623
Sam hyde what a guy.
>>55244623
Sam is that you?
Buddy you need to make more videos. Your stand up is nice but your YouTube videos are better
It would be possible to do this and still make jokes. I don't see the point of just being offensive without a punchline. Lazy imho senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltF-6ldrqJs
>>55244623
He was trolling, he said 97% of homosexuals were child molesters at one point
>>55246158
>I don't see the point of just being offensive without a punchline.
You should get cancer, you piece of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdUxDoy5m3o
>I remember my first kiss. Colored hooker down on Mermaid Avenue.
>>55246158
Sam isn't actually trying to be "funny." Actual humor requires wit. He's being inflammatory to try to generate views. It's the typical Jewish infatuation with anything that gets them attention, even if it's negative.
wit?...I do not care about hipster or homosexuals they have the right to be what they want to be...but this is nasty and very offensive for a comedy show... just like the nigger tirade by Michael Richards...not funny!.
>>55246570
>this is nasty and very offensive
You need a tissue, bogan?
>>55246335
>actual humour requires wit
>tip
Sam isnt trying to making himself out to be an intellectual or someone whose opinion you should actually listen to, he's just trying to piss people off because it's funny making fun of people with thin skin you fucking sperg
If you actually go to comedians to inform your political opinions, you're beyond retarded
>>55246570
ohhh fuck off you pc bogan
>>55246570
Come on cunt, you know you can do better than that
>>55246606
The problem is he's just so bad at it.
>>55246570
>Australia channeling Sweden
>>55244623
>For those of you who haven't seen this yet
So, no one then?
>>55246809
keks of a feather...
>>55246593
Bogan?...I live in South Yarra you fucking cunt!...
>>55246335
That's exactly what I'm saying. He's just being offensive to be offensive, which, alright, but it really is bottom of the barrel humor.
>>55246606
>If you actually go to comedians to inform your political opinions, you're beyond retarded
You go to laugh. Intentionally pissing people off for laughs isn't inherently funny. Any idiot can do that.
>>55246289
>Andrew Dice Gay
>not a shitty gimmick
>unironically thinking his stand up is funny
Wow is because is an Australian post...LEL I'm not even Aussie...20 years here though...
>>55244623
Hipsters meet /Pol?!
Is not wit and is not humor if a redneck makes a joke like that at my barbecue I'd smash his face open with my own fist put some of his blood on my face and call the cops...where I live they believe anything I tell them...
>>55244623
>>55247050
Cool. Would you also suck a big nigger dick and gobble all the cum too you fucking faggot?
>>55246184
That's an exaggeration to drive his point home that a GPHD portion of homes do molest children.
Why is everything either a troll or a shill to you people?
>>55247109
We haven't got niggers here you cunt...all Aussie 5 or more generations...
>>55247143
Then shut your fucking mouth until you've had to co-exist with them for decades, filthy self-Hating white traitor nigger lover.
>>55246570
Mate I am ashamed, please leave the thread, leave your browser, then leave your life.
>>55247050
Fuck me mate you are a true hero (faggot)
So white no a drop of nigger blood feels good mixed latino cunt!
>>55244623
I've looked at all the medical facts about homosexuality, and he's really grasping at straws
There are way easier targets like trannies or women if you want to use mental health stats against them
>>55246606
> it's funny making fun of people with thin skin you fucking sperg
So we should be laughing because it triggered you so hard to hear that Sam is a talentless, attention-seeking Jew.
So I'm protesting about a redneck making jokes about homos and hipsters and I'm getting roasted?...WTF ?...
>>55247211
So I'm protesting about a redneck making jokes about homos and hipsters and I'm getting roasted?...WTF ?...
Why am I not surprised that a guy going on a 20 minute not funny hate rant is /pol's idea of "comedy"
>>55247315
go smoke some weed you liberal
>>55247211
Nah House, your id is the true hero
>>55247286
Nope because i'm gonna watch his vids and find them funny regardless :)
>>55247312
Well faggot, yes.
I'm glad I live far enough out of melbourne to avoid greens voting bug-chasers like you.
>>55244623
Stop posting sam it's getting old
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=292_1444074488
>>55247434
For my followers...I see Sam Hyde holding a beer VB I guess...
>>55246570
Melbkek detected.
>>55247414
You cunt don't fucking know me but you dare to talk to me?...I have two words fer ya: FUCK YOU!
First video of Sam I watched, confused was an understated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLIiobPWkW0
>>55246158
>>55246335
I think it's entertaining as a performance; just the provocation itself and the dynamic between Hyde and the audience is funny. Doing an actual standup bit with actual, albeit anti-gay jokes would have diminished it.
>>55247315
dude weed lmao
>>55247525
It wouldn't be funny for you if he was talking about the WW1 or WW2...this guys is not funny is just a troll funny and wit is when you left the venue laughing and wondering not angry...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1wALlfy07k
Fav Sam video
>>55247622
>It wouldn't be funny for you if he was talking about the WW1 or WW2
Why not? Do you think I'm somehow emotionally attached to those topics because I'm German? If so, I would be offended by the OP's video as well, because I actually am gay.
>and wit is when you left the venue laughing and wondering not angry
That's your personal taste, not a universal truth. I like being shocked, I like being provoked, I like feeling something other than mild amusement, and I also enjoy Kaufman-esque performances where undermining the audience's expectations is a calculated part of the act.
There is literally nothing wrong with being gay
>>55244623
Oh Jesus fuck this prick again ALREADY? He was desperately shilling for himself here just yesterday and he's back TODAY?
I'm tempted to do the right thing here and not feed the shill but I have to admit that it's kind of fun blowing his little band of cocksuckers / sockpuppets / inbred second cousins / whatever the fuck out of the water.
What I find most nauseating about this guy being touted around as "the voice of /pol/" is that anybody with half a brain should be able to see that the tactics he uses are carbon fucking copies of SJW liberal tactics. The guy is the Ahmed Mohammed of the attention-needy pseudo-right. Ahmed brings a briefcase full of wires and bleeping LED timers into a high school and then plays the brown-skinned crucified Christ when somebody calls the cops on him. This guy goes on stage at a Twitter convention he knows will be full of social-media "enlightened progressives", launches into a tedious, dry-as-dust public address about the evils of homosexuality, and then plays the "martyr to persecuted truth" when most of the audience wander quietly out because they are just not interested.
He proved NOTHING, you morons. He didn't even succeed in "triggering" anybody because just getting up and walking away is not being "triggered". A right-wing, red-pilled comedy audience would most likely have walked away quietly from this shit too, if they were actually a COMEDY audeince. If Hyde had any talent he would have made the liberal Twitter hipsters LAUGH - at THEMSELVES. THAT would have been a victory. But just calling people faggots and then playing the martyr when they walk out on you is FAIL FAIL FAIL - and SJW-style fail at that.
>>55244623
racewar
>>55247523
HAHAHAHA so gooood. He is not trying to be funny guys. He is just making fun of SJW's. Don't you get it?? Didn't you get the punchline in the end??
>>55247833
I'm starting to find his failures more amusing than his actual material. Like when he had that spot on RT, and the female anchor told him to fuck off back to his mother's basement.
>>55247833
Le ragey french face
>>55247892
oh ah ah ah ah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq3QmtV8vT0
Everyone who objects to this should be banned for being trolls.
That was interesting.
Nobody ever talks about how aids was probably created to be a weapon. With everything else that has come to light over the years I wouldn't be surprised.
>>55247892
>Don't you get it?? Didn't you get the punchline in the end??
Most of them walked away before he even got to the punchline.
I enjoy MDE because he's an actual comedian, not just someone who walks up on stage and makes buzzword statements about stereotypes (that have been done a million times before) to entice laughter from the audience.
>>55244623
>I hope you die in a car crash on your way home
d-did I hear that right?
>>55247429
So is your country's population.
>>55248006
>I enjoy MDE because he's an actual comedian
Now you are just trolling m8
>>55247622
Context is important. It would be really funny if somebody did this at an anti-fascist rally or to liberal government officials.
>>55244623
>"what's your tumblr? I want to follow you"
>*groan* I barely use it
Top lel
>>55248246
>Now you are just trolling m8
I don't know, norway, the stand up about immigration and the retard bernie sanders was enjoyable. He's a legit funny guy.
Think voltaire but fatter and more prone to diversify his lineup ;^)
>>55248139
kek
>>55244623
make more lena dunham wresting promos Sam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHRL2OhpiM
Sam Hyde is amazing.
Shills gonna shill.
>>55248246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX6SZbX_s5A
>>55248007
yep, he said "go die in a car crash"
>>55248389
you also in MDEcult my compadre?
>>55244623
repressed fags are gonna project
>>55244623
b8 and fag, audience even bigger fags
>>55244623
Yeah, Sam's a fucking genius. It's really a fucking shame that no one except me and my special-snowflake red-pilled genius homies "get" his humor.
He'd better stay on the ball, though, because there's a few red-pilled genius subversive cutting-edge satirists coming up now who are almost as good as him. Look at this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMkdm_AQ9p4
Humor's kind of lost if you have to explain it but as the posters in this thread seem mostly not to be as red-pilled and sophisticated as me and my homies and just DON'T GET IT let me explain to you what this genius is doing.
You all just got butthurt because you clicked on my link and its just a link to some annoying attention-seeking little kid pretending to fart for his equally annoying little brother.
And SJW liberals get butthurt about the Second Amendment and Donald Trump and shit.
So like 'attention-seeking little kid farting on cam" - "u mad bro" - "Second Amendment" - "u mad liberal".....DONT YOU GET IT OH GOD ITS SO FUCKING RED-PILLED AND SO BASED YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU?
>>55248726
yep you got the typical fag defense down pat m8
>>55244623
bump for keks
this one is my favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klQfRznxP2E
>>55246335
source on him being a jew?
>>55245943
It's weird. Very few pictures posted on the 'chon elicit even a chuckle from me, but I openly guffawed at this one although I remember seeing it before.
>>55247248
>I've looked at all the medical facts about homosexuality, and he's really grasping at straws
wow, we should all believe this guy because of the massive amounts of sources he has given. He's not just making unsourced claims
>>55247525
>just the provocation itself and the dynamic between Hyde and the audience is funny
Maybe it was funnier to people who were actually there but it's kind of boring from what you see/hear in the video.
There's lots of examples of people eliciting angry reactions from SJW or other people that are hysterical.
>>55248720
Yes!
>>55247833
so much butthurt, I am amused
>>55248978
>I openly guffawed at this one although I remember seeing it before
OC from the UK.
>>55244623
>Charlie Kaufman style
You mean Andy Kaufman?
>>55247781
Fucking faggots of pol shitting up the board,listen if you are not a trap you should kill yourself.
>>55247315
I have no idea who this guy is, nor have I watched the video... but I think what he's doing is quite funny. He's turning it around and getting his own laughs at the comedy show. Fuck the audience. They were probably a bunch of insufferable cunts and faggots. He probably left the stage laughing his ass off.
>>55246570
This is really good satire of a >50 year old posting a comment on Facebook.
>>55247985
https://youtu.be/g_XDxbJvfyM
>>55248421
a few laughs, I'm assuming he was in boston?
>>55244623
>>55244623
This faggot is trying to viral his garbage here. Ignore all his threads and watch none of his videos.
>>55248845
shouldn't you be busy surrendering somewhere? ya onion faggot?
>>55249553
>a few laughs, I'm assuming he was in boston?
Yea, he was making fun of a Boston comedian by imitating his stand-up with his own personal jokes.
A bit like the retarded Bernie Sanders one
>>55249393
ill suk ur diik
>>55249578
call the meme police!
>>55249655
it was a bit of a miss for me, but I like most of his stuff. some of it is just bizarre though, like dr manslave, wtf?
>>55244623
This isn't based, it's rant tier.
ITS RANT TIER.
>>55249916
Well maybe it's not rant tier.
>>55244623
>The dutch are very tolerant, they even tolerate pedophiles.
*Dropped*
Everyone here hates pedophiles, pedophile gatherings even if it's only about talking about it are outlawed. When a pedophiles address comes out, there are massive protests in front of their houses, and bricks that fly through their windows.
Maybe I'll listen again when he knows what he is talking about.
>>55249916
No, you just don't get it man. It's like David Foster Wallace or Finnegans Wake, you gotta be like part of the initiated inside in-the-know special-snowflake crew to really understand the ALLUSIONS and the IRONY and the META-PARA-POST-TEXTUALITY of what the guy is doing here. You're clearly not part of the little super-sekrit super-speshul 'in crowd' that 'gets' Sam Hyde.
Oh yeah and he FUCKING HATES HIPSTERS...
>>55250039
you have a political party who made pro-pedophilia their main party platform
you aren't fooling anybody, heijnlijn
>>55250039
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/614083/Fatema-Alkasem-Child-Refugee-Brides-Netherlands-Paedophilia-EU-European-Union
>>55250242
That was a small group of 3 people. And like I said, it was outlawed.
>>55250332
it was allowed for several years until it became a national embarrassment and you were forced to outlaw it because not only are you ridiculously tolerant, but you also have no backbone
>>55244623
His Ted Talk is the best thing.
>>55247123
source ?
>>55250107
HEY GAIS, I DUN LIEK HIM SO YOU CAN'T EUTHER!!!
>>55250537
>Ridiculously tolerant
Say that to Geert Wilders, who leads the biggest party in the Netherlands by far. He got more seats in the polls now than both current ruling parties combined.
>no backbone
This kek my shit up is not exclusively dutch, look at your own country, or sweden or the uk or germany.
>>55250537
I think it's significant that it's specifically the bunch of pseudo-red-pilled ass-lickers who have gathered to defend Sam Hyde in a Sam Hyde shill thread that are now launching into this "old reliable" "kill the paedophiles" schtick.
I've barely been able to watch Hyde's own videos, they are so fucking bad, but I gather that the "think of the children!" shill-line is also the backbone-less backbone of this opportunistic, cowardly cunt's idea of "red-pilling the SJWs": "tell them that gays fuck children"; "tell them that Jews fuck children"; "tell them that Mohammed fucked children".
Any genuinely red-pilled individual laughs as loudly in the face of the "Oh God! Arrest all single men over 30! One of them might accidentally brush against a seventeen-and-a-half-year-old CHIIIILLLLDDDD if everyone isn't in bed with their lawful 30-to36-year-old certified-safely-adult wedded wives by 9 pm every night!" as they do in the face of the "Oh God! Abolish all national borders! A cute little tousle-headed Arab or Pakistani CHIIIILLLDDD might catch a cold sleeping in a tent in Croatia if we don't immediately scrap the constitutions of every European nation!"
But not Hyde. His "red-pilling" always reaches for the lowest-hanging fruit because he's scared, in the last analysis, of the real isolation that any brave and consistent protest against social hypocrisy would bring him.
Fuck this coward and fuck the cowardly cock-sucking morons who adulate him.
He must be autistic
>>55252485
found the pedo
>>55252485
>"tell them that gays fuck children"; "tell them that Jews fuck children"; "tell them that Mohammed fucked children"
you aren't saying he's wrong, ARE YOU?
>adulate
loo at me gais, I'm so interlectial
bet you sniff your own farts
Is he better than this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi8Ainwn6K8
>>55252782
Damn, Sam has lost a lot of weight
>>55252728
>>55252737
The quintessence of Sam Hyde fandom joining hands across the Atlantic: a 12-year-old wannabe-edgy British moron and a 12-year-old wannabe-edgy Yank moron.
For fanboys of a guy whom you keep claiming ISN'T doing what he appears to be doing - jerking around on stage making sub-Howard-Stern fart-and-retard jokes - but something SOOOOOO much more subtle and clever that other people "just don't get", you sure do seem pretty fucking dumb and inarticulate. The only response to ANYTHING I have said in this thread that ANY of you have been able to come up with has been "fuck off pedo" and "fuck off frog" - despite the fact that I am plainly neither one nor the other.
This is really interesting
>>55252941
the nice thing about 4chan threads is we can all see if you answer questions that you are asked
we can all see you dodge the question, moran
do you have any evidence that I am 12? didn't think so
I agree btw that some of his stuff is absolute shit, but some of it is really funny, to me.
try moms or officer maggot
>>55252941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
see if you at least get a small giggle mate
>>55244623
Sam Hyde did nothing wrong
>>55249578
shaddup you butthurt faggot
>>55244623
B A S E D
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>>55253078
I was referring to your mental age rather than your chronological one and my evidence that you have a mental age of 12 is everything you said in your last post.
Particularly as I assume that your first question in that post had to be rhetorical and you yourself are dumb enough to believe that Hyde is "right" in coming out with shit like "gays fuck children", "Mohammed fucked children" etc.
On the "evidence" of the screeching hysterical Twitter-mob dictatorship that currently rules our society EVERYONE fucks children except gentle caring refugee-sheltering Lesbian feminists and maybe even a few of them - which is why I pay no heed to ANY of this hysterical New Victorian Morality mob-rule bullshit.
>>55247924
link
>>55244623
I hope this fucking pedophile goes to jail and stops posting here
If you take Sam seriously then he wins
It's best to just ignore him and move on with your day. Stop making these threads Sam
This girl just called him a virgin anime nerd at the end.
That's her argument.
>>55244623
You do realize that the comedy of the video comes from him making light of the fact that the audience is overly sensitive don't you?
>>55253473
No, we don't realize that.
We're not brilliant insightful amazing geniuses like you and your hero Sam Hyde, you see.
But now I understand. My God, you've opened my eyes! Wow Jesus that is just so fucking genius original brilliant radical based subversive and just so cooooooooool!
I got this guy ALL WRONG! And I've gotten SO MANY PEOPLE all wrong all through my life, you've now made me realize.
There was a kid I knew in middle school in 1982 who used to shout "fucking Paki!" at some Indian kid and then run away and hide in the toilets.
There was me thinking he was a dumb, pants-shitting, cowardly little fuckwad but now I see he was a GENIUS, a PIONEER OF SUBVERSIVE COMEDY....
>>55247248
Homosexuality was considered a mental disease until political correctness normalized it and opened pandora's box.
Just wait, the pedophiles are next followed by incest and bestiality, all will be normalized by political correctness.
Unless...
>>55253472
Yeah. Pathetic, right?
Why can't people like her come up with well-thought-out articulate arguments like those that you guys have opposed to my critiques of Sam Hyde in this thread ("Fuk u Francois", "fuk u pedo" "u mad bro?" "shut the fuck up")?
>>55253374
>The evidence indicates that homosexual men molest boys at rates grossly disproportionate to the rates at which heterosexual men molest girls. To demonstrate this it is necessary to connect several statistics related to the problem of child sex abuse: 1) men are almost always the perpetrator; 2) up to one-third or more of child sex abuse cases are committed against boys; 3) less than three percent of the population are homosexuals. Thus, a tiny percentage of the population (homosexual men), commit one-third or more of the cases of child sexual molestation.
>>55253879
you're so funny, posting and bumping a thread so many times when you want people to stop talking about it and let it die off early
top kek
I almost don't want to tell you how retarded it is to bump a thread so many times when you don't want other people to see it
>>55253982
>until political correctness normalized it
don't forget that the ONLY reason it was reclassified was by the use of bullying and intimidation
>>55254035
>Why can't people like her come up with well-thought-out articulate arguments
why can't everyone be as intelligent and super moral as me... I'm practically a saint!
>>55244623
>politically infused comedy
Regardless of which side it falls on I'm getting pretty sick of it. It's dishonest, whenever a person tries to counter it you can fall back on "its just a comedy bro lol!"
>>55247833
sam shills himself on /tv/ all the time too
I'm a heterosexual male and I must tell you these fag bashing threads are pathetic.Who gives a fuck if two men want to buttfuck each other. It matters or affects you not at all. I sit here and read a lot of these comments and laugh they are so sad.
>>55253879
i havent seen this much asspain in a while, keep posting
I never really minded fags, as long as they kept it to themselves, of course.
But seeing all this LGBT bullshit nowadays, I understand why these subhumans have been oppressed since for ever.
Our ancestors sure were ahead of their time.
>>55253879
Are you pretending to be overly sensitive to parody the far-left? I think you are.
>>55247833
>is that anybody with half a brain should be able to see that the tactics he uses are carbon fucking copies of SJW liberal tactics.
Hitler used the tactics of the communists to defeat the communists.
>>55254462
But it does you stupid fuck. One day you walk out your door and realise literally everyone has turned into a faggot, in my case its barely an exaggeration. They are mentally ill degenerates and you quickly learn you have nothing in common with them due to the fact that they base their entire identity on fucking other men in the ass. I guess I'll go hang out with muslims and try and pick a girl in a hijab right or go for the deformed baby-shit skin Asians right?
>>55254462
>they are so sad.
hurrr
homo promoter detected
the last thing we need is to encourage people to reduce our birthrates even further below replacement levels, whilst our imported backwards peasant cultures quadruple per generation
it's genocide
>for those of you who haven't seen this
>links 4 year old meme
nice job KID
>>55254813
>>55254840
I'm going to assert my alpha male dominance over you and tell you both exactly what is going on. You've both developed obsessive trap porn addictions. You are beta males so instead of saying who gives a fuck this is how you react to it. I suspect a lot of these negro hate threads are people with interracial porn habits.
>>55246158
>. I don't see the point of just being offensive without a punchline
Yeah. You really don't.
That video was some of his best work.
>>55247890
weev is such a fucking midget.
>>55255084
I watch regular porn once every 2 weeks, maybe
Every time an American calls a shot against me its always wrong, every single time. You don't even have a counter argument, just resorting to some baseless personal attack because you're just a carbon copy like of every other liberal faggot. Good goy.
>>55255084
hurr, broscience dude here, I can read minds and tell you why you think the way you do
EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME, I AM THE GREAT WISE PROPHET AND SAINT!!
in conclusion, you are a faggot retard(I can tell because I too can also read minds over the internet)
>>55255095
Surprise, surprise.
Once again, for the twentieth time in this thread, the gnomic pronouncement that "you just don't see what he is doing here".
It seems to me that there are two possible explanations for this weird "insider" wisdom, that can't be put into words, about Hyde that some posters seem to possess and others "just don't".
(a) there really is some ineffable, rationally incomprehensible mystery here about which we have to say, as Virgil did of the Mystery of the Trinity in Dante's Divine Comedy
Be satisfied with quia unexplained, o human race!
If you knew everything, no need for Mary to have borne a son!
or
(b) These guys are still feeling the imprint of Sam Hyde's big cut Jewish alpha male dick deep in the back of their oesophagus and feel it throb a little, just like back when he was actually making them his bitch backstage, every time they type out "You jus' don' get it dude, u mad bro?"
>>55255592
>as Virgil did of the Mystery of the Trinity in Dante's Divine Comedy
get a load of this goy!
prove sam is jewish, and even if he is, he's still funny and still pissing off lie-be-reals
do you consider Bobby Fischer to be a rare good jew?
>>55255592
Take your pills. For fucks sake. You don't have to like him or his videos. You will never be forced to watch them. You don't even have to post in this thread.
>>55256459
so funny when they keep bumping a thread they hate
>>55244623
>homosexuality is a perversion, why it's antisocial and basically a mental illness.
this
couldnt say describe that better
/thread
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