Pic related is LITERALLY from Ben Carson's house
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2015/nov/07/ben-carson-house-homage-to-himself-in-pictures?CMP=share_btn_tw
Thoughts?
>>55243585
>poverbs
>poverbs
Yup. Poverbs.
>>55243585
>poverbs
He's a Person of Verbs, after all.
>>55243585
no fucking way
>>55243607
ALSO
>capitalizing words like And, Are, and Of.
this nigga needs to in2mechanics
Is Jesus black or Carson white because they look to be the same race in this painting.
>>55243585
Can't errybody afford dem RICH VERBS like you got in Hamsterleyden.
>>55243585
>Attacks friends with knives and family with hammers
>Can't even spell
>Wants to be president
Yeah no. Carson about to get arsoned.
The only really awkward thing here is the painting of him and Jesus... what's wrong with displaying the awards and honors you've accumulated over your life? I'm honestly jelly I don't have a wall like that.
relax guys, he just couldn't afford the R, so it fits
Po' Verbs
>>55243666
ahha fuck is this real? JUST
HE'S FINISHED
>>55243692
Yeah I would do this too, in all honesty.
>>55243739
That's just a psychological tool to psyche out his opponents while he hustles them at the pool table.
>>55243739
>token smart black man's unorthodox nubian firewood collection
These are probably gifts that were given to him by patients.
>>55243894
"The brain is actually a fruit" - Dr. Ben Carson
>>55243739
>half of them aren't even hanged straight
all my ocd
>>55243938
>let me pick your brain
It checks out.
>>55243956
I think the room's on a slant, he should get his foundation checked actually.
>>55243987
fuck his up with his ceiling? thats what you find in a shit tier office building. the king of ceiling a criminal hides a gun behind. i bet that nigger is hiding a bunch of brains there.
"the skull is like a peanut. you gotta crack the shell to get to the sweet meat." - Dr. Ben Carson
>>55243692
Would you hang a giant painting of yourself above your fireplace?
>>55244120
If I was handsome, sure.
>>55244120
tbqh he should have a nother painting of himself in that blue section of that painting, a close up of his face.
>>55243585
Phoniest fuck walking the face of the eath.
>>55244182
not voting for him, but he doesn't even rank near #1 phony politician, let alone the rest of people. He seems legit insane, but it's legit.
>>55243585
Translation: Ben Carson has a trophy room but we're going to put a spin on it.
I don't even like Carson and I think this is retarded.
>>55244262
this tbqh family. i put every trophy i have on display. if i had enough, it would be an entire room.
for now, its a single shelf.
>>55244262
same, I'm curious as to why they've shifted from attacking Trump to attacking him?
Also, Trump was all nice to him then all of the sudden is jumping on this media bandwagon, I guess he's trying to pull him down so he can pull further ahead or something.
>>55244064
Much of the interior looks like it was done with shitty materials. I'm guessing it's a McMansion rather than an actual mansion.
>>55244307
>I guess he's trying to pull him down so he can pull further ahead or something.
>gee why would someone do that in a competition
He is still being relatively soft on the nigger, but at this point, he isn't even a viable VP. So why not just bury him.
>>55244313
He is actually quite rich tho from what I know. Not sure how. Obv a neuro surgeon makes a lot, but he has more than that. I guess book deals and the like. Shitty fucking mcmansion though as you said.
>>55243956
>>55244307
Trump started poking holes in Carson a while ago, first week of september while calling Carson a friend he pointed out that neurosurgeon to president is a weird switch. Also a few weeks ago he pointed out kind of pointedly that Carson's an Adventist.
>>55244397
If he stuck to his guns and said they were filled with sweet brains I could have forgiven him.
>>55244354
He grew up poor so an inability to understand the difference between something that is quality and something that is a knock off doesn't surprise me.
>>55244433
>>55244313
That is definitely a McMansion.
>>55244447
I bet that contractors saw that nigger as their golden goose.
>>55244466
kek
>>55244354
>Not sure how
He has been writing books and giving speeches since the early 90s at least. He's a superstar to a certain group of home-schooling Jesus freaks and those people spend money.
>>55244153
He already has his face and his face on his ID card there, you never pull the triple face unless you the next hottest shit since the devil made evolution.
Interesting how the media's been attacking him lately. The politico hit-piece, the CNN thing, and now this by the Guardian.
Hmmm
>>55244577
>the triple face
noice
>>55244532
id rather have home schooled awkward betas and jesus freaks than shitskin muslims/nigger gangbangers. not saying u guys have them, just saying they aren't that bad.
>>55243739
Displaying all the proud achievements in your life? I can understand that, sure. The paintings of himself are beyond the pale, though. That's just gauche as fuck.
>>55244523
For $20K I bet he could get a professional exhibit designer to come in, redo the entire basement and display all of his awards in a way that looks like a real museum. That would be much more impressive than what now appears to be the awards wall in a middle school.
>>55244648
What if someone gave that to him as a gift though? You're obliged to put it up, and you should be proud of it.
>damns someone admired me so much they painted me, i better put this in the attic and be ashamed
Now, if he had that painted himself then it's a different story.
also DUDE LMAO SIKHS BRO WEED
>>55244681
>neither the top row nor bottom row are aligned
JUST
he could have that fixed up by a pro for fucking 2K
>>55244742
Or he could spend $2 on a fucking spirit level
>>55244648
Well it's affected at this point maybe, in the heyday of portrait painting anyone with the money to do this would. The one with Jesus is more questionable but it could be devotional, and if it was a gift wholly forgivable. I mean it's Christ having his back, it's not like he's being assumed into heaven to receive his halo.
>>55244618
>>55243666
Jesus looks like a clingon desu
>>55243666
Looks like one of those
>we wuz kings n shieeeet
pictures
>we wuz jesus and whitey crucified us!
>>55244354
He was head of his department at John Hopkins and did some amazing work there, he would've been close to the best paid neurosurgeon in the world at the time, probably.
Salary in the 7 figures for 20+ years, and a few well selling books/ seminars etc
>>55243585
i think it's fine, if a man can't be proud of what he has accomplished then the world goes under
>>55244870
And hopefully invested well. He probably has no clue how to invest money but he's certainly rubbed elbows with those that do.
>>55244618
he rose in the polls and the media realises how retarded he actually is
I find it funny that the media built Carson up the last one or two weeks only to tear him down this weekend, with such convienent timing too!
They are doing this when Trump did SNL and with another debate in a few days. The moderators are going to rip this negro to shreds and make Trump, Cruz, Rubio, and Fiornia look like the only viable candidates left.
Who are the media (Jews) going to set up and kill off next?
>>55244908
Why would you assume this? You sound like you think you know more about investing than the lead neurosurgeon of john hopkins, based on literally nothing. I don't like the nigger, but I dislike know it alls on 4chan less.
>>55244908
Youre an idiot. He sat on the boards of a couple huge companies.
>>55243956
>half of them aren't even hanged straight
>hanged
what Carson should be
>straight
what Carson pretends to be
>>55245080
He married a nigger so I don't really have a problem with him. Humble niggers who date within their own race don't present a problem to me. I think they should return back to Africa though.
>>55245005
You sound like you don't understand specialization. The reason why someone is able to become the lead neurosurgeon of a top hospital is because they focus all of their time and attention to that task. Doctors are notorious for getting ripped off by con men because they know very little of the world outside of medicine. And if you're that doctor's patient, you're probably glad that he spent his time learning the latest advances in medicine instead of trying to figure out if municipal bonds are a better long term investment than credit swaps. It doesn't make someone dumb to not know about investing, it just means they need to find someone trustworthy who does.
>>55245063
1) if you call someone an idiot, make sure you at least know how to use punctuation.
2) Serving on the board of a company doesn't make a person an expert at finance.
>>55245151
I am familiar with specialization. You are under the assumption that a man can't have knowledge of multiple fields. The Carson is well known in the investment community. You for example have specialized in being a long winded, pretentious douche bag who says a lot while saying nothing at the same time.
A man can master multiple trades.
>>55245151
>>55245210
Do you know literally anything about the investments Doc Carson has made? If not, why are you talking like you do and making assumptions?
I'd really like to see your house and trophy room tbqh.
>>55244979
There was a pattern spotted in 2012 where the media would hype a republican candidate only to drag him through the mud a couple weeks later.
>>55245386
seems like a legit strategy, i never thought of that.
basically.
1. hype him up to get all the good out of the way so you can negate it later
2. trash him to the ground
super effective
>>55245386
This helps Trump so I don't really care.
I just found it funny how nobody was expecting this when Carson suddenly shot up in a few bullshit polls that the MSM used to hype him up.
>>55245491
not a trick question
does anyone but the MSM conduct these poles?
>>55245511
polls*
JUST
If only our forefathers were wise enough to see that not shipping every last nignog back would turn out to be this costly.
>>55245511
A lot of organizations other than MSM do polling. Most are bought and paid for, which Trump acknowledges himself.
>>55245675
i love him tbqh
>>55243666
satan pls
That said, its a horribly shitty painting even if the subject matter doesn't make you laugh. I'm beginning to wonder how much AA "assistance" this guy got in making it through medical school.
Clinicians tend to deride surgeons as "cutters" and view it as a less skilled pursuit. I'm thinking very good manual dexterity paired with an intellect barely adequate to make it through the exams without extensive coaching.
>>55243585
>poverbs
not
>Proverbs
WHAT THE FUCK
>>55245984
m8. surgeons are the only decent thing about modern medicine. you are better off not entering a hospital unless you need surgery, and they are great at that. you're fucking stupid i'm sorry to tell you.
>surgery is the less skillful pursuit
kill yourself. its one of the few worthwhile pursuits in medicine.
>durr lets give housewives and little kids meth, thats legit.
they don't take a single fucking class in nutrition, that's how stupid they are.
The media has been hounding Carson non stop. It seems the jews have finally decided on Trump on the nomination.
>>55243585
Ben Carson really comes of as a retard and still he's leading in the polls. I don't get it.
>>55246172
Ben pls. The cat is out of the bag and the world knows you're a halfwit negro with horrendous taste. No sense in denial, you now have about the same chance of being the Republican nominee as Bernie Sanders.
For gods sake keep your mouth shut and quit.
>>55246023
>not knowing niggaz be 'po n'sheeit
White people have proverbs, blacks have 'poverbs. He only misspelled by leaving out the apostrophe.
I'm beginning to think Carson is some dr dindu-tier accident waiting to happen.
>>55246980
u fucking WOT m8
that can't be fucking real
>>55247856
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/19/pre-med-student-arrested-after-police-say-gave-baby-daughter-bleach-to-relieve/
>>55244307
He's now the front runner. They have hard drives filled with dirt and innuendo saved for whoever is in the lead in a given week.
>>55243666
Yes, Jesus is indeed black, Dark Lord.
>>55246980
>congestion
>not using drano
